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@hexprax Based cab driver. As a fellow sports-ignorer, you absolutely need to crush the souls of sports fans immediately. If you are polite about it, they'll just start talking to you about a bunch of stupid shit.
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@PaulTassi You would literally KILL to get candle-lighting duty, considering the alternatives
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5 months
@jtimsuggs I don't know what Steven Spielberg would have done without his glorified secretary.
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3 months
@ToonHive This offends me
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3 months
@mikerusanoff @internetanarch Are you retarded? Serious question
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6 months
@DavidKayConrad This might be the worst writing advice I've ever seen.
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3 months
@IsraelFirst_1 @GoldenAgeHerald The most Jewish reply possible
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2 months
@Hano61474 You've never slept beside someone you love
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6 months
@peterrhague He shouldn't have allowed them to be alone at all if he felt this strongly about the situation.
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Gas Snake
3 months
@QuietTomato Check R34
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Gas Snake
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@MauLer93 My Orc dad went out to get a pound of hobbit flesh and never came back 😪
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Gas Snake
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@staticbluebat Think he's angling for the Ace Ventura reboot
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Gas Snake
3 months
@Fenrirtheicewo1 I'm not a fan of One Piece's artstyle but this 'redesign' makes me appreciate it about 100x more than I used to
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Gas Snake
5 months
@MaxKriegerVG I usually just disable java and reload, works 90% of the time
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Gas Snake
2 months
@pazfacts1 Total delusion lmfao
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6 months
@lune_redd Damn Bubbles let herself go, no wonder she doesn't have a date
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Gas Snake
7 years
@AngriestPat @WoolieWoolz Jedi Council: Do you swear to follow the way of the Light? Pockets:
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Gas Snake
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@VitoComedy @CommentCopped Fat useless pathetic pedophile fⓐggot
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Gas Snake
2 months
@db_witch Her "design" and its just massive tits lmao
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Gas Snake
8 years
Hey @AngriestPat are you ready for...
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Gas Snake
8 years
@Cernovich @transition2017 Anything Romney can do, Guiliani can do better.
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Gas Snake
2 months
@404Alta Just a wretched drawing overall, the proportions are so fucked and the color scheme is awful.
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Gas Snake
3 months
@lust4444444life My gf just got one of these folding phones and they are honestly sick. Crazy compact and it has a secondary screen so you dont even need to open it.
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5 months
@EsemicolonR @CantEverDie S1 and S2 were a 'parody of rightwingers' if you base your definition of RWer on 'Everyone I Don't Like is Hitler' S3 onward it was just blatantly current-day republican caricatures.
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Gas Snake
2 months
@NotheheHelius It's not even Miku, its just some brown jew
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Gas Snake
7 years
@WeWuzMetokur "Have you watched more than half an episode of Steven Universe?" "Yes." "I've got some bad news."
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Gas Snake
6 years
@WeWuzMetokur JoJo's Nonbinary Polynormative Adventure
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5 months
@memeticsisyphus Ok but have you considered that I might be too anxious to walk to my kitchen???
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6 years
@MisterAntiBully Gotta give props. This guy has figured out the only good way to Player Kill in F76.
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6 months
@thefuckistevvs Literally coal
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@hausofdecline This explains a lot
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Gas Snake
9 years
Is the #BotGap also caused by patriarchy? @Nero @femfreq #GamerGate
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5 months
@CodyFandom_ If only Star Wars hadn't shit itself, it might still be profitable to publicly like it.
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Gas Snake
2 months
@Jun_on_Fire She doesn't even act that wildly different, she's just wearing daisy dukes lmao
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Gas Snake
2 months
@frozenagitation Where do you park btw?
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Gas Snake
6 months
@ChristinaTasty People still don't realize that ALL prestigious awards are just advertising events? Really? The moment something becomes coveted, the moment it gets a price tag.
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Gas Snake
6 months
@EnjoyerFive I think it's a great manga, fantastic art and consistent characters. The shippers have been like this since day 1 and I'm not sure if they even read it, seems like they just share panels on twitters and colon3 rp
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5 months
@IGN Looks like a mobile game ad lmao
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6 months
@ZoeyStarwind What the fuck lmao
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6 months
@XJosh TLDR: The game was specifically advertised and marketed as 'uncensored' and 'unapologetic', courting the 'haha boobs scare your sjw?' crowd, then they pump out a day 1 patch that makes some of the more explicit outfits more modest. Everyone assumes it's a Sony thing because of
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Gas Snake
5 years
@SaltyPrime @WoolieWoolz 'SaltyPrime' is apt.
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5 months
@Grxit The last couple of days has convinced me that Dick Masterson is legitimately evil. I'm not a believer, but I could be convinced that Dick is the Devil in the flesh.
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@HANCOCK_LOL Is this where they get the breast milk?
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2 months
@shaun_vids "Boss says we got a leak down in reactor 5, but I'm already swamped as-is. Mind heading down there and checking it out for me?"
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Gas Snake
2 months
@narklos Why so baggy?
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@JoePostingg I I i I I I _
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Gas Snake
2 years
@Asmongold What about the baby's right to the baby's autonomy?
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@ShitpostRock It worked lmao
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5 months
@ShitpostGate Finally asking the right questions
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4 months
@nikicaga So she would know?
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Gas Snake
8 years
@GodfreyElfwick That gold watch... it might as well be a shackle ;(
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3 months
@DumbSMTFan uwu egg cracked so based
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Gas Snake
5 months
@PodoPapa @PoltFan69 Way to miss the point
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Gas Snake
3 months
@KingofBeasts89 Tourists don't watch dubbed anime? Hahaha ok...
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Gas Snake
9 years
Hey @Nero . Check out JK Rowling's own sketch of the 1st book cast. Hermione sure looks black!!
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Gas Snake
5 months
@MelodyMacReady It was genuine when he agreed with you, but it's fake now that he doesn't. Very convincing argument.
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@AgathaHNews 'Potion witch' lmao You mean apothecary? Alchemist? Why name one arcane school properly and the others are just 3rd grader words?
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8 years
@MattMcMuscles Matt's Bizarre Tastebuds: Smuckers is Uncrustable
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Gas Snake
6 months
@AutismCapital Feels like this amount of money is worth dropping addresses into excel and doing a dupe check. idk crazy idea
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5 months
@hickHack15 @JsonBasedman Damning charts against solar if it needs 4x the install base to barely strip output
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Gas Snake
8 years
@Sargon_of_Akkad @domjoly 'Everyone I don't like is a Nazi' - The Adult Child's Guide to Political Discussion
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7 years
@DiversityAndCmx And people wonder why manga is crushing comics in sales, even in the west.
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6 years
@mrhorrible @DiversityAndCmx The japanese manga publishers solve this problem by cancelling the fuck out of anyone not pulling in the right numbers no matter how many chapters their arc has left. GTFO plenty of people out there to fill your spot, losers.
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5 months
@jtimsuggs Not the best example. The fire lasts for .5 seconds and is gone in the next scene, before the intervention of the droids.
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Gas Snake
1 year
@OBSDCC7 @DAKKADAKKA1 The solution is to get rid of them
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3 months
@ennu_1 Get a life
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Gas Snake
3 years
@PrisonPlanet Reported all those unauthorized photos and I encourage others to do the same.
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2 months
@adelianator Lmao gross coomer, you even disgust your celebrity crush
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4 months
@ReviewsPossum His head is surely enlarged in this pic, right? Right?
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2 months
@stevesaylor I wish I could see this 'good game' as well as you can
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3 months
@ddds07966097 @Fenrirtheicewo1 Please properly fasten your helmet before your post onto the internet
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Gas Snake
4 years
@Neo_Kaiser @PatStaresAt Gotta know exactly how a dog's skull reacts to a golf club at high velocity. Otherwise its a bad game, dontcha know?
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4 months
@thatonemaddy a thousand curses upon your ancestors, bloomberg
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Gas Snake
8 years
@ChrisRGun Doing my part to try and save Youtube.
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5 months
@wwarrior_1 Yes, because they too are maidenless.
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Gas Snake
9 years
>Pope says defensive walls aren't christian >The Vatican is completely walled off Cuck @Cernovich @CuckenJohnson
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Gas Snake
6 months
@PresidentToguro She's a woman in hollywood. Of course she got raped.
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Gas Snake
6 months
@chaosarewelcome @Stone_tossers @FoxfordComics You are the man in the comic, retard. If a canadian doctor looked at your twitter feed, you'd be approved for MAID.
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Gas Snake
8 years
@Sargon_of_Akkad You misunderstand. 'Hoard Food' is just what @pattonoswalt calls shopping.
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Gas Snake
6 months
@SpitzerFX @Grummz Also, literal reddit mod. literal canadian. absoutely pathetic human.
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Gas Snake
8 years
@joerogan @TonyHinchcliffe >NPR in the middle AHAHAHA Oh Joe you sweet summer child
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5 years
@AngriestPat Don't be salty that people want to experience more of your content, it's an ugly look.
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Gas Snake
3 months
@TheOmniLiberal @GamersNexus Did @GamersNexus already fuck your next wife? Damn they work fast
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Gas Snake
7 years
@WeWuzMetokur A big cabal of SJWs protecting a rapist in their midst. Who could have seen this coming?!
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Gas Snake
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@GearyDigit @ChristinaTasty @TripleKyun Says who? Gay furries that post softcore porn? Who exactly is the skeevy one here?
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@ciscoaraneta @TheOtherFrost Sorry about Nick being an insane politically-captured egotist.
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@lumbogg imagine thinking 'its not you its me' is an honest statement lmao
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@Idlingaround @TripleKyun Non-white people being bad guys isnt racism
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@AstridApollyon Well yeah, thats what you guys tend to do
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Gas Snake
9 years
@Sargon_of_Akkad @HarmfulOpinions You did it you bastards, you finally did it! Damn you all to hell!
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@Extralongdokkan Deku is using Air Force in that picture...
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@XavierTheGhost @CBM_Cringe You mean the greatest panel ever put to page?
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@jupy314 To be fair, being an olympian is pretty useless
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5 years
@AngriestPat Wow you're right, how dare he wish for something highly unlikely.
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Gas Snake
9 years
@MisterMetokur The cake just got 10 inches taller.
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