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Internet witch. Feminist killjoy. Leftist shrew. Court jester. Opinions are my own and pretty good. (she/her/)

San Francisco, CA
Joined February 2009
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@thatonemaddy
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4 years
@EmmaVigeland She doesn't owe you or anyone else shit. But good to see you're already planning to pin Bernie's failure on her.
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4 years
All of a sudden there is glowing coverage of Warren everywhere. It’s almost like the media acknowledgeds she exists only when she’s not seeking to take power away from men.
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4 years
You don’t have to choose between two 80 year old white men. You can vote for the most exciting candidate of our lifetimes. You can vote for Elizabeth Warren.
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4 years
Elizabeth Warren raised $29 million in the shortest month of the year & is poised to have a huge Super Tuesday. Canvass or phone bank this wknd. You have no idea just how much your voice impacts voters. We talked to THOUSANDS today, & turned countless undecideds into committeds.
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@hpmacd I have narcolepsy and rely on prescribed stimulants to keep me awake during the day. It is, in fact, extremely dangerous if I’m unable to fill that prescription. Try empathy.
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Y’all could’ve had Warren in 2020. Y’all could’ve had a fighter who punches so hard that Bloomberg literally lit half a billion dollars on fire just to torpedo her campaign. But nooooo y’all went with the ancient white man. I’m so furious.
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4 years
If Bernie doesn't renounce Rogan's endorsement, he'll no longer be my number 2. He won't even be in my top 5. Signal-boosting the endorsement of a man who is openly transphobic, misogynist, and a nazi apologist is unacceptable. This is the hill I will die on.
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4 years
“I’m voting for Bernie but I’d love Warren as VP! That way he can focus on rallying the movement while she pushes policy behind the scenes.” = “I want a woman to do all the work while a man gets all the credit & glory. My feelings of inadequacy fuel my fear of powerful women.”
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4 years
THOUGHTS: Pete’s war chest is depleted Klobuchar‘s running out of $$ Steyer put all his eggs in the NV basket & lost Biden is barely treading water Sanders is getting decent turnout, but w/ an extremely low ceiling Warren raised $21M in Feb & is set to have a huge Super Tuesday
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4 years
Just confirmed my Republican dad is switching his registration to non-partisan so he can vote for Elizabeth Warren in the CA primary and I MIGHT BE CRYING AND IT AINT CUTE 😭😭😭
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4 years
Don't come for Elizabeth Warren unless you bring an auditor because she'll always have the receipts, bank statements, and signed affidavits #CNNTownHall
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5 years
Knocked the door of an undecided voter in Henderson, NV who was passionate about foreign policy, reining in Wall Street, and taxing the wealthy. [45min later] Walked away with a signed Fight Card where he committed to caucus for @ewarren Voter. Engagement. Works.
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4 years
Midnight edition of my ongoing series: progressive heroes as cute animals. I present @katieporteroc as bunnies 😍🐇🐰
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5 years
Dear socialist Bernie supporters, There are also socialists who support Warren. While our personal politics may be more closely aligned with Bernie, we trust Warren to actually implement transformational policy. Doesnt make us any less socialist. Enough with the purity testing BS
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3 years
@BuzzFeedNews Union busting and firing 47 employees during a pandemic. That was pretty fucked up and tone deaf
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4 years
Bernie made a guest appearance on SNL in Feb 2016, in the middle of the Dem primaries, so you can put your bad faith takes in a box, store it in the garage with the holiday decorations, and wait patiently for the next opportunity to hold a woman to unrealistic double standards.
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4 years
Today’s Tinder organizing scorecard: ✅ Convinced 2 undecideds to commit to caucus for Warren ✅ Convinced a Bernie lean to commit to caucus for Warren ✅ Convinced a Biden supporter to commit to caucus for Warren ✅ Switched 5 undecideds to lean Warren It was a good day
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4 years
@foxxyllama What the NYP did to you was vile and unforgivable. I’m so sorry this is happening to you. We don’t give EMTs or paramedics nearly enough respect, and the lack of hazard pay, adequate PPE, and institutional support should be criminal. Thank you for everything you do ❤️
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4 years
If Joe Biden wins, bisexuals will censor babies 😭👶🙊
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4 years
As of 2 minutes ago, I officially submitted my application to be a delegate for Elizabeth Warren at the 2020 Democratic National Convention 🙌
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4 years
Wait, it’s only been a WEEK since Elizabeth Warren suspended her campaign??? 🤯😵
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5 years
You think she’s a snake? Bitch, she’s the dragon setting the patriarchy on fire 🐉
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4 years
If y’all wanted Elizabeth Warren to be in charge of writing the Democratic platform and ensuring it’s enacted, maybe y’all shoulda voted for her 💅
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4 years
Who do you think would be the best running mate for Joe Biden and why is it Elizabeth Warren?
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4 years
@ASKthefoodanth1 Look at that smile!! He should be so proud of his work 🥰 from one neurodiverse person to another - it’s all about finding a learning style that works for you ❤️. Thank you for being a wonderful parent
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2 years
Halfway thru “Spare” & I have some thoughts: 🔹Harry is refreshingly honest, even about his own shortcomings 🔹Rebekah Brooks built her career on viciously bullying a teenage boy. No wonder she’s Murdoch’s heir apparent 🔹William is a jerk 🔹How does Charles walk without a spine?
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5 years
Live footage of my arrival at the #ImpeachmentParty
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4 years
Hey California friendly reminder to vote NO on Prop 22. Uber, Lift, and other ride share companies spent $170+ million pushing for it so they can keep exploiting their drivers. Support workers rights. #NoOnProp22
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4 years
Friendly reminder that in 1992, Bill Clinton lost all 4 early state primaries including a 4th place finish in Iowa. We’ve got a loooooooong way to go, kittens 💅
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4 years
I made a thing pls enjoy #Warren2020
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4 years
In exciting personal news - I've joined the Democratic National Convention's team as a Producer! I'll be working behind the scenes to help bring this year's virtual program to life 🤗
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4 years
Bernie had the chance to let Elizabeth carry the progressive torch after his heart attack in October. He had the chance to create space for an over-qualified woman. Instead his surrogates trashed her and flooded her mentions with snake emojis.
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4 years
@BernieSanders The “Democratic establishment” is who you’ll be relying on to pass your ambitious agenda should you win the nomination. Maybe declaring war on them isn’t the smartest strategic decision?
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2 years
@GDIMalcolm Tell me you don’t understand how hormones work without telling me you don’t understand how hormones work. KC Miller is a joke.
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5 years
Selfie with Mayor Pete: $5,000 Selfie with @ewarren : $0 Watching Mayor Pete scramble to defend courting billionaires behind closed doors in a wine cave beneath thousands of Swarovski crystals: Priceless #DemDebate
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4 years
9 commits 5 leans 1 packet CAN YOU DIG IT, IOWA? #LFG
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4 years
@KellyannePolls I trust her more than I trust you. She hasn’t lied to me yet. All you’ve done is lied. So....
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4 years
Oh, you mean Warren's transition plan? The one Bernie bros spent MONTHS attacking her for? I thought accepting anything less than M4A is backtracking? I don't want to elect an activist who's only accomplishment is moving the Overton window. I want a leader who gets shit done.
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Alexandra Jaffe
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AOC on likelihood of M4A getting passed: “The worst-case scenario? We compromise deeply and we end up getting a public option. Is that a nightmare? I don’t think so,” she said. (H/t @eschor )
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4 years
Remember when TV networks dedicated 35% of every debate to trying to hoodwink Elizabeth into saying her Medicare For All plan would raise middle class taxes, but then after she released her plan proving the opposite and we never heard about it again lmao JOURNALISM
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4 years
Ben Wyatt and Ron Swanson voted for the real life Leslie Knope and that’s what I have to say about that.
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4 years
I am deceased. We don’t deserve either of these women.
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4 years
If Bernie had dropped out instead of Liz, would you be in his supporters’ mentions demanding an endorsement & threatening retaliation if it doesn’t happen? I wouldn’t. I’d be working my ass off to find common ground & earn their support. Because that’s how coalitions are built.
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4 years
@BernieSanders @ewarren You had the chance to sacrifice your ego and ambition for the progressive movement, and chose self-preservation. You could have let her carry the torch and used your energy and clout to amplify and make space for a brilliant woman. But here we are. In yet another losing battle.
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5 years
The biggest barrier to electing @ewarren is: fear. Fear of heartbreak. Fear of failure. Fear of re-electing Donald Trump. In the face of so much fear, I’m asking you to be brave. When we have the courage to fight for what we believe in, we win. Be bold. Be brave. #Warren2020
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4 years
I will never forgive the media for erasing Elizabeth Warren.
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4 years
Stacey Abrams for head of the DNC or literally whatever position she wants. The fact that Georgia is still in play is largely due to her incredible work over the last couple years. We owe her a debt of gratitude ❤️🙏
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4 years
America fucked up. Wouldn’t be the first time. Everyone who voted Warren is a superhero.
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4 years
Iowa and New Hampshire account for a combined 65 delegates. Nevada is 36. South Carolina is 54. Super Tuesday is a whopping 🚨🚨1,344🚨🚨 We've barely dipped our toes in the water, friends. Let this fuel your fight - knock twice as many doors, make twice as many calls 💪
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6 years
@BillOReilly @ByYourLogic Health advice from a barely sentient bowl of rancid tapioca. Wonderful.
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4 years
I’ll keep fighting until @ewarren tells me not to. But know this: you had the chance to vote for the most progressive and promising candidate that has ever run for President. If you let fear outweigh hope, that’s on you.
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4 years
In the middle of a pandemic, in Sonoma surrounded by forest fires, nothing could stop the love of my life from asking me to marry him 🥰❤️💍
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4 years
I #ChooseWarren because she is the only candidate in the race who will fight for me as ferociously as she’d fight for her own family.
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4 years
Already onboard for #Warren2024 ✊ think her campaign was impressive this time around? Just wait until we show you what we’re capable of doing with a 4-year head start 💪
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4 years
It takes real courage to endorse someone before it’s politically convenient to do so. We’re lucky as hell to have @JulianCastro fighting in our corner 💕
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5 years
Get in loser we’re voting for Elizabeth Warren in the Democratic Primary
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3 years
@Mike_from_PA @afrosabi Is it exhausting to constantly be wrong or have you just grown accustomed to it?
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4 years
Friendly reminder that Elizabeth proposed to Bruce after watching him teach a class. Happy aniversary, you crazy kids 🥺🥰
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On our first wedding anniversary, Bruce gave me a single rose. The next year, he gave me two. Then the next year, three. And now, you can see how long we've been married (40 years today) and how happy I am about that. Happy anniversary, Bruce!
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4 years
Wait remember when Bloomberg ran for President for 5 minutes and Elizabeth Warren punched him in the dick so hard he literally ceased to exist lol
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4 years
My phone banking volunteer at the end of her shift: “Every woman I spoke to over the phone today is supporting Warren. Every single one!”
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4 years
Today was a good day, because today I voted for Elizabeth Warren in the CA primary ☺️
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4 years
Super Tuesday is fast approaching and California has the opportunity to vote for a once-in-a-lifetime candidate, so I laid out my case for Elizabeth Warren in a Medium essay. I'd be honored if you take a few minutes out of your day to read it 💙
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The New York Times endorsed Elizabeth Warren and Amy Klobuchar because they know it’s time for a woman in the White House! 🙌💪🗽
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4 years
For those wanting to primary Warren... you do realize her Senate seat isn’t up until 2024, right? She’ll be busy running for her second presidential term by then!
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4 years
If @ewarren is chosen as VP I will go into my garage, dust off my life-size cutout of her, and place it in my front window with a speech bubble that reads “The Warrennaissance has begun” #VPWarren
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@Mike_from_PA @afrosabi ...do u wish there were ppl who would want to associate with u? 🥺
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4 years
A Warren staffer invited us to hang out at a bar in downtown Des Moines, but we declined because we were already in bed. They neglected to tell us there would be a surprise appearance by ELIZABETH ANN WARREN, like we wouldn't haul ass to meet the future president in our PJs 😫
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Watching @ewarren keep her cool and not ONCE singling out another candidate amid all these attacks has me inspired as hell. She ain’t taking your weak ass bait, kids. She’s focused on the issues and is going to be an incredible president #DemDebate
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We. Are. Not. Fucked. Remove that phrase from your vernacular. RBG was a fighter. We owe it to her to fight twice as ferociously. Let's raise hell. Let's make it political suicide to fill her seat until after the inauguration. When we fight together, our power is limitless.
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So weird that the only people who seem to be jumping ship are men 🧐🧐🧐 Nevertheless, we persist #LFG 💅
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4 years
If Bloomberg actually wanted to stop Trump, he could take the hundreds of millions of dollars he’s spending in media buys, and reallocate them to pay off all court and legal fees for ex-felons in Florida so they can vote.
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On Election Day 2016, I wept on my floor as the results came in. The next day I vowed to do everything I could to keep it from happening again. Today, in 2020, I’m helping produce the Democratic National Convention. Never doubt your power. You are the change you want to see.
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@PeteButtigieg NO ONE CURRENTLY HAS CHOICE. We’re at the mercy of whoever our employers sign a contract with. You are a boomers idea of what a millennial should be, and you have been a PROFOUND disappointment. Ugh.
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If Amy really wanted to stick it to Pete, she’d drop out and endorse Elizabeth.
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What if... 🙈🙊 ...we stop fucking around and... 🤪 ...use the WHO testing kits like every other country? 🤷🏻‍♀️🤬
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The bow tie... the green bicycle pin... I have no choice but to stan the gentleman from Oregon #TrumpImpeachment
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4 years
In better news, Ed Markey as kittens: a thread.
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4 years
Final reminder than Warren was the unity candidate because she had the ability to build a coalition of moderate and progressive support. You had your chance, America. She will always be the one that got away.
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Warren's Supporters Second Choice: Sanders 47% Biden 46% @Reuters / @Ipsos 3/4-5
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There is literally no goddamn reason why a police department should own a fucking tank
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Describe your politics with 4 people. Naturally, all of mine are women.
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Describe your politics with 4 people:
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4 years
Someone in a group chat sent this re: Medicare For All and I'm just 😭😭😭
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It sure would be swell if our country didn’t hate women so much
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@kenolin1 @ewarren She was never going to have you, dude.
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@themaxburns Gary Oldman as James Gordon (The Dark Knight) and Zorg (The Fifth Element)
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4 years
This is why I backed Warren. She. Gets. Shit. Done.
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Notable that Senate Democrats are going to the mat en masse for a number of provisions proposed early by Elizabeth Warren and taken up by Chuck Schumer — i.e. rules against firing workers and stock buybacks for companies that get taxpayer money.
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Moderates need to come to terms with the reality that the only candidate who can take down Bernie in the primaries is Elizabeth. Either you continue splitting the vote among weaker candidates, or you coalesce behind the true unifier.
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OPTION A: Protect the status quo & cede power to the old guard of the Democratic party OPTION B: Entrust a divisive, ineffective politician surrounded by toxic loyalists to carry the progressive torch OPTION C: Elect the best person for the job, & her name is Elizabeth Warren
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Feeling inspired 🥰 #WinWithWarren
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Elizabeth Warren’s campaign is built to last. Regardless of today’s results, we’re in this for the long haul. Keep knocking doors, keep organizing everywhere. When we have the courage to fight for what we believe in, we win.
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@ProudResister @BernieSanders If all it took was two small, lily white states voting accounting for less than 2% of the allotted delegates... makes me think you came into this fight with one foot out the door. You have been a profound disappointment.
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I will be forever bitter. It should be her.
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Just getting set here in Springfield. Fired up and ready for @JoeBiden and @KamalaHarris !
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I just left 10,000 memes calling Warren supporters stupid fucking idiots, why won’t they join our movement?????
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This Bernie M4A thing has me fucking livid. His supporters dragged Elizabeth for MONTHS over a plan that would transition us a full year EARLIER than his, and both proposed a two-step legislative approach, which Berners said was indicative of her “backtracking”. 🤬 🤬🤬
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Running on a ticket with Amy as VP would be a colossal mistake. Harris or Duckworth would be better choices. Warren would be a slam dunk.
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A Biden campaign insider tells me Amy Klobuchar is leading the potential VEEP field right now ... with Kamala Harris, Gretchen Whitmer, and Tammy Duckworth all among the top contenders
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Not to be controversial, but murder is worse than property damage.
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Would’be been nice to have an expert on bankruptcy and finance law be president during the impending recession 😬🙃
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I love how Elizabeth Warren endorses candidates regardless of whether they endorsed her in the primary. She genuinely cares about furthering the progressive movement and supporting down-ballot races, and it shows ❤️💪
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Hi @TeamJoe I’m a recently laid off digital/social media marketing pro, with the added bonus of also having experience leading influencer strategy, who’s been known to create a dank meme or two when the mood’s right. Let me do an internet for you!!
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Joe Biden's campaign is trying to develop a social media force that can compete with President Trump's well-established digital “army” of meme makers and political influencers. It won't be easy.
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If Elizabeth Warren decides she’s staying in the race, she’s getting all my money. Full stop.
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As someone who organized for Bernie in 2016 and still adores him (he’s always been my #2 behind Liz) my only advice to his current supporters is that you’d serve his cause better by convincing others to support your candidate, rather than shaming them for supporting someone else.
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Hi @TeamJoe here is a better graphic. Also, I shortened your campaign code because it’s too many things and you know how people hate things. Anyway, feel free to use it and please add Elizabeth Warren to the ticket THANKS SO MUCH 🙏👍
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This is our campaign code. Values that drive us to make good decisions, stay focused on what’s most important, and keep ourselves accountable. This is what #TeamJoe stands for. Learn more:
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