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@dryheatgarrett

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Queer, artsy geek. Usually tweeting about horror flicks and hunks. 🎨📼👾👽 Ludicrously 5’6”

Chicago, IL
Joined July 2014
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@dryheatgarrett
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@PINKBAWBlE Not everyone means some do tho.
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I got laid and the guy wasn’t a disappointment. Please clap.
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@_H_a_m_m_y 👏🏼
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@mvn_dn @Mark55____ I just like to brag.
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@nickypoo_MO Girl shut up!
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@dryheatgarrett
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3 years
Ok but Mary Elizabeth Winstead
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@dryheatgarrett
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3 months
Stop paying attention to a failed assassination attempt. Pay attention to me instead.
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2 months
@valerionextdoor Mean! But true 😂
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2 months
No negativity on my end. I’m about to go see a man! (And then get Culver’s)
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7 months
Gay people are like “she saved my life” and it’s Mary Brown from ‘The Blair Witch Project’.
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@RyanJamesDee
Ryan James Dee 
7 months
Gay people are like “she saved my life” and it’s the Pigeon Lady from Home Alone 2: Lost in New York
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@tlersms Stop 😂
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2 months
@FractionSleezee No. That’s boring.
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2 months
The vid for you to nut to. You’re welcome.
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1 month
When I say I’m a “horror gay”, I need you to know I don’t mean Scream and Pearl. I mean Friday the 13th pt 7 - The New Blood and Humanoids from the Deep. 💀
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4 months
Seeing likes was one of the quickest, easiest ways to make sure I wasn’t going to accidentally follow back a transphobic gay or genocide apologist. 😑
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Culture Crave 🍿
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Twitter is making Likes private for everyone this week
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@dryheatgarrett
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4 years
But are any of them lies?
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3 months
Goodnight only to the interior designer of this hotel bathroom. 😴
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4 months
Love a beach with a nuclear reactor in the background. Also. It’s oddly not crowded. Imma skinny dip in a bit.
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4 months
Going to a beach in Indiana today vs a beach in Illinois. This technically counts as a punch on my “travel gay” card.
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@dryheatgarrett
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1 year
No one: Casey Becker in Scream 7:
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@dryheatgarrett
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2 months
Well, good morning! 🌞
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3 months
Pride flag but I color picked from 1980’s gay slasher ‘Cruising’.
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1 month
Tub margarita > shower beer.
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1 year
😊
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2 months
@BilbatuaImanol I wanna be hella mad but I snickered 😂
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4 years
@notn1co I’ll only die once I’ve made sure all my friends have seen Drop Dead Gorgeous enough times to laugh at the jokes I’ve directly stolen from it.
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@codymonster91 I wanted to like it, but it was meh. I love Melissa but she was so miscast for Ursula. That was my biggest gripe.
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2 months
Straight to the movie theater bathroom stall!?!???
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5 months
A line I say to myself, unprompted, at least once a week.
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5 months
This ad just kept serving up man after man 😮‍💨
@CosmicRanger006
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Dacre Montgomery for Speedo! ❤️‍🔥
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2 months
80s horror himbos.
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4 years
Michelle Pfeiffer characters as snack cakes, a thread
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4 months
🌞
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4 months
It’s sunny out should I just go to the beach right after work? Y or y?
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😈 🎞️
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Three likes and I’ll go buy myself some Ben & Jerry’s and then watch the 1985 horror masterpiece ‘Demons’.
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@ICEDM1NAJ @FractionSleezee Not this from a Nikki fan!???
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@maximecp Even if it’s after 3am 😿?
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2 months
I can confirm that it does!
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4 years
@ira @Andraste All the time it took for him to stage the shot, think up this pose, do his hair, set up the camera, take multiple shots, edit those shots, wrote that caption AND STILL THOUGHT IT WAS OK TO POST.
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4 months
Babe. Come over. I’m making Zatarain’s©️ 🦐
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4 months
Baked you a cake.
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6 months
Like this post so I can validate the fact that I purchased some at-home weights.
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3 months
H word** in Osaka this morning. 😏😏 (**Heading to the Cup Noodles Museum soon. 🍜)
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@alex_abads I think this is also what his face looks like when he
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11 months
Blood Rage has a dick flash, cranberry sauce jokes, a ‘sitting on the floor in front of the fridge and sadly eating leftovers’ scene, and Louise Lasser screaming so so much. 10/10.
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@somepplaintme
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Thanks to the release of Eli Roth's THANKSGIVING, I'm seeing many people expressing joy that there's FINALLY a great Thanksgiving slasher. While I'm sure Roth's movie is swell, I'll have you know that we do not stand for BLOOD RAGE erasure in this house.
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Sleepy guy, reporting for duty. 🫡 💤
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1 year
Starting House of Usher. For the plot.
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@dryheatgarrett
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4 years
@omgbren Just a rando bit of extra: State laws vary but in several states it’s NOT against the laws to ask coworkers of the same position how much they make, either during your hiring process or after being hired. HR will claim it’s against company policy but, ya know, of course they will
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If you need one reason to watch Under Paris, the new Shark movie on Netflix right now, let it be Nassim Lyes. 👀
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@Variety Not to be dramatic but this news has single handedly ruined my entire life.
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@dryheatgarrett
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To the ones I’ve managed to keep alive. 🪴🙏🏻
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Celebrating the Fourth of July by leaving the country. ✌🏼byeeeee
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4 years
John Saxon. 50s heartthrob.
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Garrett🔪
4 years
A human: “Soooo what’re your hobbies and interests?” Me:
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Garrett🔪
4 months
Reach up his Gengar shorts, call it a ghost grip. 👻
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@dryheatgarrett
Garrett🔪
2 months
My long term, long distance, low commitment, casual boyfriend is coming to the city for a couple weeks and I’m excited to see him and to have some cute late summer dates and to also get railed. 😊
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Happy Pride to this gentleman on the Red Line.
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@dryheatgarrett
Garrett🔪
2 years
Still working on placement pieces for this one but 🤷🏼‍♀️ “Minnie and Daisy Go Out” 🛍️
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Their job is just… beach.
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