Dougie Pretzel Stix @douglas_cotton Twitter profile

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Dougie Pretzel Stix

@douglas_cotton

8 months

@ReaganHuggins12 I got you, Reagan 🤝🏻🤘🏻(

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Dougie Pretzel Stix

@douglas_cotton

3 years

@iBeeks_83 @oyindaokunowo This is the absolute lamest thing I’ve ever seen. Man pays $20 a month just like you do he can walk where he wants

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@douglas_cotton

3 years

@UjuAnya You’ve opted for Zoom school, but Zoom detention is too far.. Do you prefer in person detention? Or would you also opt of that? Should we remove detention all together?

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@MichaelaOkla Mr. __________ somewhere right now

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10 months

@racheldoerrie *Ex-Player speaks out* Rachel: “Liar!” *Ex-Player is proven correct* Rachel: “Thank you for what you’ve done.” Maybe you’re a part of said toxic culture? 🤔

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@douglas_cotton

10 months

@Legendary_JT @PFF_College That would make sense because the original post did not annotate or take that into account either…

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@douglas_cotton

5 years

@SamDe5ignsYT @HeresYourReplay Technically it’s not, homie

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@douglas_cotton

1 year

@UnnecRoughness Serious question: Has Finebaum ever been right about anything?

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@douglas_cotton

1 year

@NeptuneDiscs I usually shelf those posts I have bragging about beating biological women by 18 strokes, but do you bro

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@douglas_cotton

10 months

@Chri21opher @Arrowhead_Adam @villaraiders Guy doesn’t understand momentum and leverage.

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@douglas_cotton

4 years

@PatMcAfeeShow You just exposed the Indiana Little Indians to Twitter. RIP that mascot

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Dougie Pretzel Stix

@douglas_cotton

5 years

@sportslogosnet Now that I have your attention though, check out these beautiful Hispanic Heritage uniforms the San Antonio Rampage (los chimuelos) have been rocking! Someone needs to show these off to the world!

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Dougie Pretzel Stix

@douglas_cotton

8 months

@UTBarstool Texas Football twitter admin right now

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Dougie Pretzel Stix

@douglas_cotton

10 months

@Brodiesmith21 I played Hockey and Rugby growing up, at a pretty high level. Small stint in Baseball and Football. Golf, tennis, and racquetball for shits and giggles. Disc Golf stole my heart about 5 years ago. With all that being said… Disc golf has the softest community on the planet…

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Dougie Pretzel Stix

@douglas_cotton

1 year

@NeptuneDiscs Everyone wants to see Natalie play at an elite series event… In the correct division ☝🏻

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8 months

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@douglas_cotton

10 months

@heatdaddy69420 “So we asked one Babs and he said it wasn’t true. We’re all good people!” *one week goes by* “Okay, soooo we decided to ask other people annnnnd we’re not all good.”

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@douglas_cotton

3 years

@cmk1026

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@douglas_cotton

10 months

@CJVogel_TFB No worries! Media got their commercials in!!! Yayyy ☺️

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@douglas_cotton

10 months

@CFBHome Y’all backpedal better than Josh Norman

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@douglas_cotton

8 months

@PeteBlackburn “I think y’all should have a players only meeting” We really like those jerseys “Have a players only meeting!” The families and fans love them too “Seriously, have a players only meeting!” I watched mighty ducks as a kid “Demand them!” Weathers been nice, eh?

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Dougie Pretzel Stix

@douglas_cotton

4 years

@sdvard3 @Capitals @CapitalOne I’d argue that you’re completely wrong. The NBA advertisements are complete eyesores. Nike swoosh & Adidas three stripes belong, only because they are the maker of the product. Capital one doesn’t make hockey helmets. And Harley Davison doesn’t make basketball jerseys. Cashgrab.

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Dougie Pretzel Stix

@douglas_cotton

2 years

@2RegGuysPlus @SportsCenter @CCoastDiscGolf ESPN fucked up. The Hole itself is a 850ft. Par 5 He threw it in for an albatross (absolutely amazing still) from about 350/400ft.

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Dougie Pretzel Stix

@douglas_cotton

3 years

@kubajabl @DrewdotCash Pick a different guy to troll, asshole. Kids got more heart then you’d ever be able to comprehend. Take your hideous name and 15 followers tf outta here

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Dougie Pretzel Stix

@douglas_cotton

4 years

@RedditCFB *Ohio State wins the Sugar Bowl* Baker Mayfield: “God I hate Texas”

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Dougie Pretzel Stix

@douglas_cotton

10 months

@Doc_Texas I’ll never forget myself and a bunch of dudes around me in DKR going “ohhh shit” Like a bunch of pop Warner dads watching a 5’11” 9 y/o demolish our children.

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Dougie Pretzel Stix

@douglas_cotton

10 months

@IanKennedyCK Just as bad as Rachel 🙄 why is it that a certain hockey media company just can’t stop with the backhanded backpedals??

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Dougie Pretzel Stix

@douglas_cotton

3 years

Still some of the craziest footwork I’ve ever seen ⁦ @JohnBurt_1 ⁩

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Dougie Pretzel Stix

@douglas_cotton

9 years

Should I break it to Ryan that his phone doesn't measure temperature... That's just what the forecast is... http://t.co/AgbPDuOZ4D

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Dougie Pretzel Stix

@douglas_cotton

8 years

ASAP Rocky is underrated. Tier 1 rapper. Don't come at me with some sideways bullshit in my mentions either

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@douglas_cotton

1 year

@GreenSplatter An ace makes her a more reasonable person?

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@douglas_cotton

1 year

@ericksheldon40 @PeteBlackburn It looked bad then too

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Dougie Pretzel Stix

@douglas_cotton

6 years

🗣 Say it louder for the folks in the back 🗣🤘🏻

Emmanuel Acho

@EmmanuelAcho

6 years

Texas BLOWS OUT 2 top 25 opponents in back to back weeks!! So “Texas is back” right?? #AchoAnswers

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Dougie Pretzel Stix

@douglas_cotton

3 years

USC has traded LB Palaie Gaoteote to Texas for S Xavion Alford, TE Malcom Epps, and RB Keaontay Ingram. @ghgoodridge

Matt Zenitz

@mzenitz

3 years

The expectation is that former USC linebacker Palaie Gaoteote will transfer to Texas, per sources. Former five-star recruit who was a starter at USC last year before suffering a season-ending injury. Had 58 tackles in eight games in 2019.

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Dougie Pretzel Stix

@douglas_cotton

9 months

@CFBHome @PaulOverhoff @Study_Bets Yes, but that doesn’t change how ranked wins are measured..

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@douglas_cotton

3 years

@PeteBlackburn

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Dougie Pretzel Stix

@douglas_cotton

3 years

@chrisgb002000 Unfortunately, it’s “comfortable with losing” culture. And that ain’t an easy fix. Too many people have made too many excuses for this program for far too long. I truly do believe this staff can fix it, but they’re up against a decade tall mountain to climb. More Bo please

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Dougie Pretzel Stix

@douglas_cotton

10 months

@Dewayne42005783 And these people really say they aren’t lil bro… Assuming a commit would jump ship because Texas made the CFP is openly admitting that Texas A&M can ONLY be an attractive destination for recruits IF Texas isn’t “good”. Insecure 😂😂😂

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Dougie Pretzel Stix

@douglas_cotton

10 months

@ForeverOrioles @bengalsorioles @AndreBengals It’s unbelievably obvious that you did not watch any of his games at TTU. I doubt you even remember seeing any of the final scores. Just Ws/Ls. Mahomes was phenomenal.

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Dougie Pretzel Stix

@douglas_cotton

3 years

@PDGAStats I, for one, am totally here for the Innova exit train.

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Dougie Pretzel Stix

@douglas_cotton

6 years

@joelklatt This is why I go by Douglas. Because I’ve never ever seen an intelligent man go by Doug. Just doesn’t happen

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@douglas_cotton

1 year

@FDG_Hunter_T

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@douglas_cotton

3 years

Wish I could’ve gotten off work this year. It’s 10:50….

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@douglas_cotton

9 months

@rcb05 @kyleumlang

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@douglas_cotton

3 years

@JasleneTavares @NBCNews @NBCOUT They’re “Actors”

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Dougie Pretzel Stix

@douglas_cotton

4 years

We had ~10,125 in 2011 for GM 6. For AN AHL GAME. We can do an NHL easy

NHL To Houston #BringBackTheAeros

@NHLtoHouston

4 years

The Aeros had good crowds

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Dougie Pretzel Stix

@douglas_cotton

8 years

Besides information you got off social media, why are you voting for Bernie Sanders?

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Dougie Pretzel Stix

@douglas_cotton

9 months

@Brodiesmith21 When I was 12, yeah

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@douglas_cotton

8 months

@ReaganHuggins12 I’ve been dreaming of making this since he said it 😂

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@douglas_cotton

8 months

@Heartland_CS Buddy….

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@douglas_cotton

10 months

@CJVogel_TFB Would be pretty big brain of Sark to start Wright. (No offense Charles we love you 🧡)

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@douglas_cotton

10 months

@notafan_jo You watch NA3HL? ACHA? KHL? SHL?BIH? OHL?

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@douglas_cotton

8 months

@Heartland_CS Please…

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@douglas_cotton

1 year

@beltwayboyz Bro, Quinn was 17 y/o….. relax

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@douglas_cotton

8 months

@Brodiesmith21 There is always an original and a hybrid. Hockey - Roller Hockey Rugby - 7’s Golf - Disc Golf Football - 7on7 Soccer - Indoor Soccer Lacrosse - Box Lacrosse Etc. You don’t get to steal the concept of a sport and then alter the originals name.

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Dougie Pretzel Stix

@douglas_cotton

3 years

@nikgazcs Born and Raised Houstonian Hockey Player checking in 🙋🏼‍♂️ No Houston sports fan likes anything from Dallas. There are more Wild fans that I know from Htown than Stars. The hate for Dallas runs deep For context: Houston Jr. Wild Hockey club and Aeros were affiliated w/ Minnesota

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Dougie Pretzel Stix

@douglas_cotton

1 year

@JWPSports @UTBarstool @oregonfootball @TexasFootball @NDonNBC @PennStateFball @UNISWAG How can you call Oregon #1 when we quite literally do not even know what they’re going to wear??

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Dougie Pretzel Stix

@douglas_cotton

6 years

Had a bar guest sit down the other day during Sunday football. He looked at me dead in the eyes and asked “Can we put on REAL football” Needless to say, he got under poured and slow service. Fuck those people.

Paul Bissonnette

@BizNasty2point0

6 years

People who correct others when they say soccer by telling them it’s called football are the worst. Give it a rest.

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@douglas_cotton

10 months

@ImDerBatman “Feels like” No, he 100% IS daring them. I’m in awe.

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@douglas_cotton

4 years

@kevincooper44

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@douglas_cotton

3 years

@OkieHolmes @blinkinriley

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@douglas_cotton

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@OUBarstool For those of you at home wondering “was there any ass kickings?” Only one team one by two scores (ass kicking) and it wasn’t the Sooners

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Dougie Pretzel Stix

@douglas_cotton

8 years

. @ChuckFnStrong accurate or precise?

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Dougie Pretzel Stix

@douglas_cotton

10 years

You spell douche bag wrong http://t.co/NjcVnahgie

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@douglas_cotton

1 year

@PeteBlackburn The NBA and NHL being almost in sync throughout the playoffs is something I did not foresee, enjoy or hope to ever see again

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@douglas_cotton

1 year

@LonelyS94063916 @angrybevo21 Okay, do the 1920s matter to Aggies or do they not?

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Dougie Pretzel Stix

@douglas_cotton

10 months

@FrogPreacher Alabama, Georgia, Clemson, Georgia and Ohio State did no such thing… and that’s the point. Celebrating 2nd place, in this fashion, is telling of how low expectations are within a program. No other school, except probably TAMU, would act like this.

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Dougie Pretzel Stix

@douglas_cotton

6 years

@TXSportsLife @bakermayfield @TheKylerMurray Delete this tweet; Repost saying TX HS Football; Log off for the night

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@douglas_cotton

8 years

Why does @ChuckFnStrong hook em' like he's from h town?

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@douglas_cotton

3 years

@RooshWilliams Yes, let’s talk about missed calls that could have altered the outcome of the game

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@douglas_cotton

10 months

@notafan_jo Ummm.. define keeping up with? I’m big time against NFL/NHL/NBA hardos that thinks just because you like said league, it makes you a <insert sport here> fan. I get what you’re saying. But, I admittedly don’t keep up with ACHA or OHL.. does that also make me not a hockey fan?

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Dougie Pretzel Stix

@douglas_cotton

1 year

@timbishop4000 @JoshuaPHilll Life would be much more enjoyable for you if you’d just develop your own opinion. You don’t like him? Cool. You do like him? Cool. Doesn’t matter what Billy, Jordan or Sarah think. That’s the word

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Dougie Pretzel Stix

@douglas_cotton

10 years

Jeff Skinner mentioned me on Instagram today. My hockey career has never been so successful. I'm going to retire now. I'm famous, bitches.

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Dougie Pretzel Stix

@douglas_cotton

3 years

@joelklatt I bet A&M, TTU, Arkansas, West Virginia, Baylor, TCU, Nebraska, and Mizzou would all be willing to split it $10k a piece. Would even be worth it to reach out to Iowa State, Ohio State, and Oklahoma State. (Note: Oklahoma doesn’t care, and neither would Texas vice versa)

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Dougie Pretzel Stix

@douglas_cotton

11 years

This is why I don't get on facebook anymore. http://t.co/9rYpLwDiye

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Dougie Pretzel Stix

@douglas_cotton

8 months

@TRHLofficial @Alphafox78 Yeah that’s where I zoomed in too

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@douglas_cotton

10 months

You spend $8 a month to tweet shit like this???

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Dougie Pretzel Stix

@douglas_cotton

6 years

Maybe they chose their outfits based on what they WANTED to wear...

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Dougie Pretzel Stix

@douglas_cotton

10 months

@LonghornPod Me celebrating this Wyoming win.

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@douglas_cotton

3 years

@FDG_Hunter_T DD/Trilogy needs to push for Calvin. That would be a really big push for the brand

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@douglas_cotton

1 year

@DravesZachary “More patriotic than those who hate her” he says. “Checkmate” he says.

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Dougie Pretzel Stix

@douglas_cotton

9 years

Doctor told me I wouldn't be able to put weight on my leg for 9-18 months. I told her I would do it in 6. I lied. I did it in 4. #DougsBack

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Dougie Pretzel Stix

@douglas_cotton

4 years

@MikeyGFY @alex_kirshner Except there was one major reason: Bud Adams, the late owner of the Tennessee Titans, wouldn’t allow them to use the name. His family still owns the logos and all the trademarks, and refuses to allow Houston to associate with the Oilers name. We can all blame one family for this.

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Dougie Pretzel Stix

@douglas_cotton

10 years

When your girlfriend gets too high http://t.co/ypJs8wgma0

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Dougie Pretzel Stix

@douglas_cotton

10 months

@davidhdz34 @iammike1x @CJVogel_TFB David, on behalf of Texas fans, alumni, and adjacent… shut the fuck up. Get a fucking grip. The kid is 17 years old and making a decision for HIS life, not yours. Trash ass behavior. @iammike1x go be great, Kid! 🤘🏻

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Dougie Pretzel Stix

@douglas_cotton

9 years

2 votes? Fuck all of y'all

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Dougie Pretzel Stix

@douglas_cotton

3 years

Y’all really trusted the cousin of a high school weed dealer. @ Tech fans Hook ‘em boys

Justin Wells

@justinwells2424

3 years

LOYAL TO THE SOIL — 5-star QB, Ohio State transfer Quinn Ewers (Southlake Carrol/TX) commits to Texas. STORY: (FREE) #HookEm @On3Recruits

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@douglas_cotton

3 years

@EmmanuelAcho @danorlovsky7 This is an emotional and grammatical roller coaster

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Dougie Pretzel Stix

@douglas_cotton

7 years

Just got my logo in for my youth travel hockey club. They don't know as yet but they will

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@douglas_cotton

3 years

@AdamJWexler @clutchfans There’s roughly 7 million people near the Gulf of Mexico who are not surprised at all

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@douglas_cotton

8 months

@BarstoolTexasAM Please

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Dougie Pretzel Stix

@douglas_cotton

5 years

If I had 3 wishes from a sports genie: 1.) Arizona Coyotes or Florida Panthers -> Houston Aeros (nhl team) 2.) Lil’Jordan Humphrey returns to Texas for his senior year 3.) Rockets acquire Patrick Beverly for the remainder of his career

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@douglas_cotton

5 years

WE NEED MORE HOCKEY IN TEXAS @TilmanJFertitta @NHLtoHouston @NHLtoHouston

Matthew DeFranks

@MDeFranks

5 years

Tyler Seguin said Alexander Radulov's goal was the loudest crowd he's ever heard while playing. John Klingberg: "When Rads scored that goal, I couldn't even hear him screaming."

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@douglas_cotton

10 months

@TCUFootball God I love @mattjlange so much (he’s the real deal) but this Dallas Team using Houston music is killing my Houstonian soul 😭

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Dougie Pretzel Stix

@douglas_cotton

11 years

If Taylor ever wants to break up with me she better come up with at least a 7 slide, slide show. And if I don't agree we ain't breakin up.

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@douglas_cotton

11 years

this kid that just followed me plays "Baceball" http://t.co/7w3MducGsV

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@douglas_cotton

3 years

@RedditCFB “So the FCC won’t let me be or let me be me - Eminem” - Eli

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@douglas_cotton

11 months

@McKaylaRoseRed @CassandraRules At least a couple weeks in a nicer cell/better food. We should have “Free game” prisoners. Rape, child-molestation, multiple homicide, etc. Oh, you like to prey on the weak?? Let’s see how long you last being the weak

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Dougie Pretzel Stix

@douglas_cotton

1 year

@benaggie @spittinchiclets @newyscruggs Gotta love someone who’s *never* played hockey commenting on how the game is played. Hockey is violent. Hockey is not without rules, guidelines, traditions. Benn crossed that line. “Throwing hands” has nothing to do with this. Benn decided to make his stick a weapon. Never okay

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Dougie Pretzel Stix

@douglas_cotton

10 years

“ @mintyeggroll : Lol this is good👌 http://t.co/hhdSsCyyew” you can't fuck a fridge, jimmy.

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