Tim Bishop @timbishop4000 Twitter profile

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3 months

@mannyfidel You know the saddest thing about divorce? Always comes from your spouse.

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@AngryBlackLady Heard on a podcast she should do one with Teen Vogue. And this was spot on as their political coverage is better than all the legacy media.

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@shannonrwatts Sometimes monsters look like monsters

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@goldengateblond I'm confused, are we rooting for anyone in this exchange?

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@_Zeets @LoganRikard I think it's nice they all helping each other through that pesky intersection.

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4 years

@glubold @Kris_Sacrebleu @nytimes @wstrobel Whoa, nellie, put on the brakes. This may be a true story, but let's wait until Trump can ask Putin directly if it's true. If Putin says it is not, well, then, there you go.

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2 years

@jasonselvig jokes on you funny guy. George Santos just shot it down. with his eyes closed.

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4 years

@FalcoSydney @flavorstraw @business Not self-defense, civic duty.

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2 years

@ShehanJeyarajah Look, Sooners couldn’t find the end zone, they mos def ain’t finding the interview room.

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2 years

@thistallawkgirl Come on, stop jerking Toobin around.

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5 years

@JackKennedy I was in it until he pulled out that pepsi.

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6 years

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4 years

@cmclymer Here, let my civilized, genteel cat lead by example.

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4 years

@CharlesPPierce Greg Abbott, at least for the next couple of days, is a big-time liberal/socialist. He will defer to the Experts, he doesn't want this to be his Katrina. But in a few days he'll probably outlaw masks and mandate guns in every child's school locker.

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Tim Bishop

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6 years

@JillAbramson @nytimes But they are running a big, front page article on Ocasio-Cortez. I know the headline writer and he gave me a sneak peek: "Ocasio-Cortez's Big Win and How Mid-Western Trump Voters Feel About it" Even includes this photo.

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Tim Bishop

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1 year

@jonathanchait Chait gonna Chait. This illustrates perfectly the right's strategy of 'working the refs'. Of course Chait will fall in line. These type of 'journos' can't help it, it's how they've been trained by the right-wing.

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5 years

@Bryan_Sabillon This is awesome. While I abhor racism in all forms, I'm kind of hoping a racist does this near my home so I can reap the benefits of the mariachis y la comida.

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5 years

@shaunking Left my doors to my upstairs balcony open a while back for the same reason. Got out of shower to hear some talking. Looked out and two police officers. They said a neighbor called it in, looked suspicious. But they didn't shoot me, cause, well, you know.

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2 years

@hilaryagro Didn't know where it was headed, but when it became clear, what a powerful message.

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5 years

@yashar @cmclymer I mean, who can blame them? If I was Iranian (or any other Middle-Eastern country, or Central/south American country, and so on, I wouldn't have much affection for the US for all the death and misery we've delivered over the decades.

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4 years

@AlexisMBPineiro @KSLChopper5 Nothing to worry about! He's a white dude, he'll be eating a burger king and milkshake later. Now, if it was a black dude, the clean-up crew would already be out there picking up brain parts.

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Tim Bishop

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5 months

@lauferlaw @NateSilver538 @ggreenwald Agreed. Nate Silver is the Glenn Grenwald of Matt Taibbi's of Russel Brands. Except Nate possesses none of the charisma and looks of those three.

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6 years

@GigEm247 Did I do this right?

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@DeanBaker13 Dick Durbin was mildly annoyed but announced, "What can I do? I'm just some guy with a coat and tie on."

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5 months

@markos As an avid reader, I sometimes will daydream about something else while reading the pages. Would assume it's the same dynamic if narrating your book. Perhaps Kristi was narrating, yet daydreaming about something she enjoys, like gun murdering her puppy in a gravel pit.

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5 years

@pattonoswalt @Alex_Kack Let's also give credit to the cam-op for staying with the better story.

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2 years

@SleezeEwok @HornSports @TexAgs @Doc_Texas @DenvoBandz The "30 for 30" episode for the Jimbo Fisher Aggy program gone be en fuego.

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4 years

@kayrosef @BernieBroStar Why is this unbelievable? This is so on-brand for the Dem-leadership.

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11 months

@CJVogel_TFB Related: Top rated RB Bijan Baxter will also be in attendance.

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3 years

@AdamWeinstein @RottenInDenmark Shortest book ever written would be: “What I Got Right” by Jonah Goldberg.

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6 years

@jduffyrice Meghan McCain has been held down for 6,000 years.

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7 years

@andrewperezdc @davidsirota So...she's referencing "Something About Mary" and a Facebook post? Seems legit.

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2 years

@RottenInDenmark @jonathanchait lesson learned in attempting to deal with Chait. Chait gonna Chait.

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2 years

@mmcintire 1775: British begin invasion of US 1779: Top selling book is published: "I Could Have Warned the Country; how Paul Revere Kept his mouth closed and now is New Britain's top selling author" Or something like that.

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7 years

@riotwomennn @bimmerella More pics from Mar-A-Lago.

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2 years

@DerekDuke25 could also easily be a face mask call. Or horse collar. maybe it was a safety? How about a finger to the eye? i mean, if we just making sh*t up, let’s go all in.

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@ijbailey be honest: did you think we’d be this close to having first black female as president? Yet, here we are. And lots of talk of having gay man on the ticket. AOC and Jasmine Crockett, wt al- bright futures now that the glass ceiling about to shatter to pieces.

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4 years

@CraigSilverman @JuddLegum @RMac18 Why would David need to tell his editors anything? He is a white male of privilege. He can do whatever he wants. Now, if a POC has an independent thought and they say it on Twitter, then they gone!

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6 years

@EricBoehlert -If shooter was white and bus driver black, the obviously self defense and bus driver pays for fender bender. -If shooter was non-white, then terrorist attack and all Muslims must leave. I think these are the rules.

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6 months

@RohitaKadambi nancy dead a generation and she still getting dragged. I have no problem with it, carry on!

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5 years

@JoJoFromJerz @MamaTriedHoney I try to avoid eye contact and sneak out the back door. Don't need that sad-dog look in my life.

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Tim Bishop

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7 years

@davidsirota I literally fell over because this is so shocking. I'm not even kidding. I was standing there, I read this, and lost all control of my legs because this is so hard to believe. Maybe your twitter was hijacked by The Onion? Literally.Fell.Over.

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7 months

@TexasEx10 I know a guy, bright guy, had a great future, was a stud collegiate athlete. His star was shining bright, then the demons got him, the booze. Destroyed his family and career. That guy got a second chance. He is your head coach. Let's not do this to this young man.

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Tim Bishop

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3 months

@mehdirhasan FFS man, move on. Do you remember this guy named Donald Trump? Please use your voice for something else.

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Tim Bishop

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5 years

@SpeakerPelosi Gee willickers, if there was only something you could do... What is it... On the Tip of my tongue... Oh, well, another Trump term I guess. Good job!

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8 months

@justinbaragona When history is written and the statues are built in her honor, I can tell my grandkids I was alive when Taylor Swift saved the world.

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Tim Bishop

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1 year

@jdharm Always nice when the grandfather can be present for his granddaughters wedding.

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Tim Bishop

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4 years

@elainaplott Hi, Elaina! I'm a bridge developer in the New York City area and I have a bridge I'd like to sell you. I assume you are interested and won't look into it too much. I'll send over my Venmo info. Thx!

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5 years

@chrislhayes Chris, golf trips to Mar-a-Lago aint' gonna pay for themselves.

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4 years

@TexasTribune Have to get rid of the GOP, they gonna kill us all. TexAs Supreme Court is as corrupt at Abbott, Paxton et al

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Tim Bishop

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6 years

@nhannahjones @TexasTribune did you know anything about this? In between posting Beto DWI stories and "Guess Who's gonna win!!!!!" games do you think maybe you can do something of consequence here? Sincere apologies if you've already covered GOP voter suppression tactics. Please link. Thx!

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2 years

@BrandyLJensen these were only good for lighting your cigs on. The burnt fringed hair was just a bonus.

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Tim Bishop

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2 years

@itsJeffTiedrich Lindsey Graham would have given John Wilkes Booth a ride to the theater.

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Tim Bishop

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4 years

@pat_lee I'm partial to this version. #Emptyseats #EmptysburgAddress #EmptySeatMAGATour #TulsaTrumpRally #TulsaFlop #fuckfacevonclownstick #TrumpMeltdown

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Tim Bishop

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6 years

@nataliesurely I clicked and I'm none of those things. To me they are just targeting they youth who don't vote. I see nothing wrong with encouraging people to vote.

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Tim Bishop

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3 months

@jaredlholt Well, Jared, I agree, mostly. But the left has always been glacially slow to put out a narrative, waiting on all of the facts, which is awesome! Meanwhile the right just screams whatever and it becomes the story. We have to fight back with whatever we have.

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Tim Bishop

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2 years

@genesimmons @elonmusk Paul Stanley talks about solving world hunger. Gene Simmons talks about enriching himself. So on-brand.

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Tim Bishop

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6 months

@IamJackBoot this was many years ago, but the first time the stylist ran the clippers to clean out my ears i almost packed it all in. Now wish they would do my nose. actually they do offer nose waxing but im good.

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4 years

@bimmerella @SarahEMC2 In Texas we'd say, 'plum tuckered out'

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4 years

@Sulliview @DeanBaker13 @ElaheIzadi SERIOUS QUESTION: Is there a twitter feed or blog or podcast that profiles positive things from Florida? Is Florida literally the America's septic tank where all the shit flow to? It's unreal.

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@fred_guttenberg @ArtAcevedo I met Chief Acevedo in a legal setting while he was chief in Austin. He was genuine and I always thought he is what all police officers should aspire to.

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Tim Bishop

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@ijbailey come on, we getting there.

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Tim Bishop

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2 years

@ElieNYC @KeeganMKey Due to the teacher shortage, I became certified to substitute teach. Only done it about 4-5 times so far. But the real reason I did it is just to have that glorious moment when I'm calling roll to come upon an Aaron in the class. Bucket list: to call out A-A-Ron in class.

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6 years

@michaelianblack Correct me if I'm wrong, but Trump had a 'strong' father figure and we see how that turned out.

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7 years

@AriFleischer @chrisgb00 I was almost over Bush. Thanks for reminding America what a total disaster he was as a President.

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4 years

@JakeSherman I always thought the name 'Jake' was great name for a dog. Jake. Just sounds like someone who will sit when instructed, beg for food, and wag his tail when his belly is scratched. Jake. Great name for an obedient pet.

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Tim Bishop

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6 years

@willsommer Wait, she locked herself up and didn't have the key? Hope the police send her a bill.

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3 years

@soledadobrien @EricBoehlert Old fool didn't know whether to shit or wind his watch. He had an entire list of questions he just knew he was gonna get her on. Fucking idiot.

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@CJVogel_TFB I pooped my britches from birth until age 3. That streak ultimately came to an end. My point is playing Baylor is like poopy in your pants and good riddance to that streak.

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4 years

@JohnFugelsang Howard stern was never the leader of the democratic party.

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7 years

@samsteinhp Honestly I feel like you're misrepresenting why people are making it an issue. Hint: did she cry to her dad about refusing the refugees?

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5 years

@thenation Why did you support Sanders? I support him due to his life-long commitment for equality for all. But I guess you supported him based on how he made you feel. His commitment remains regardless of any missteps he may make. Stay focused.

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@jonathanchait This is the Mount Everest of Chaitism. Might as well retire, you will never top this. Unless...unless...you come up for some fubar'd rationalization for a 2nd Trump presidency.

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@dannykanell Breaking: Sandra Bullock has agreed to star in the biopic of Caitlin Clark as she heroically saves the black athlete from the likes of Danny Kanell.

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5 years

@shannonrwatts @NRA

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@shannonrwatts they are wrong. The correct answer is the 70s as best decade for all culture. Only decade worse than the 80s is the 90s.

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Tim Bishop

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6 years

@StephenKing Well, what kind of couch? Then I can decide if it's pretentious.

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2 years

@LoganShipley65 Look, this guy isn’t wrong. When you’re Texas, everyone expects a natty every year in every sport. Other schools (like Tech or Aggy) are not expected to win anything because they rarely ever do.

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@EvilMopacATX two good old boys driving into the small town Mexia. TX. They squabble over the pronunciation: meXia or MeJia. They stop to get lunch, still arguing. Waitress shows up, "M'am, slowly and clearly, could you say where we are?" Slowly, she says "DAIRY QUEEN" Thx, here all night!

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7 years

@chrisgb00 @BSO Don't want this to sound weird, but I really want to know what the students look like just to see how I would stack up when I was in high school.

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1 year

@CJVogel_TFB Note: giving any QB 10 seconds is usually not a good recipe.

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5 years

@DavidCayJ @ggreenwald @CNN Not sure. Guess will have to watch Tucker Carlson.

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2 months

@EP__Tex @billyliucci We need to find Randy. He seems like a good egg.

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1 year

@KevinMKruse Here's the thing: Fetterman doesn't dress appropriately so nothing else matters.

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5 years

@JoJoFromJerz @MollyRach33 Without a doubt:

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4 years

@JoJoFromJerz @TomArnold @Jim_Jordan @THR I expect Gym will retire to spend some time with his family.

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3 years

@atrupar @JoJoFromJerz I'll be honest: never ever thought I'd hear Biden say something like this. Maybe Biden/Garland and rest of Dem Power Structure now fully realize what danger we are all in. Big Maybe, but at least there is hope.

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Tim Bishop

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6 years

@SethAbramson Not only is Trump unstable and dangerous; he is getting cover the Republicans in Congress who don't give two shits about any of this. This is why we yell at and disrupt these f***ers in the only forum we have: while they eat out in public. May not matter, but it's something.

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@HornSports Someone posted a slo-mo video on that play and you could see Mar mouthing "NO! NO! NO!" to Ethan Burke, et al when they were claiming they recovered the fumble. He took it very personally from my perspective.

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4 years

@delia_cai @socialistdogmom No idea if this is satire, but plz tell me Ted Cruz has a poodle named snowflake because that is

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5 years

@AwardsDarwin Come on now, the only reason they doing this is cause some woman been nagging on them for about 19 months now, "Have you finished painting the wall yet??"

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7 years

@atxlete @ShaunKing In America: White People = Freedom Fighters. Black and other off-white People = Terrorists, Thugs and America-Haters.

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3 months

@rothschildmd Hey man, let us all process this our own way. If some of us want to be snarky and call it staged, doesn’t mean that we mean it. I’m just not going to pretend to have sympathy for this man who wants to destroy everything I value. you’re not better than me.

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8 months

@FordFischer How much fentanyl was on that damn acorn?

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1 year

@TristanSnell So Santo is definitely Secretary of State for Trump in 2024.

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1 year

@DuchessSexpert My theory is that generally most people suck.

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2 years

@mnicks @BON_SBNation stick to sports? ok. Ted Cruz face looks like an old moldy football and i’d like to punt it back to Cancun. How’s that?

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2 years

@AleneTchek Can't Sheriff Villanueva just wait outside on the sidewalk until the hearing is over? Then he could go inside when it is totally safe for him? You know, like his officers did at Robb Elementary?

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1 year

@chrislhayes @adamwren Politico is Latin for 'factually wrong'

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2 years

@BenjiSJones ‘inadvertently’? Probably will be time for the parents to sit u down once they return and have that discussion.

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