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@LonghornPod
Told me take my chain off and let my body defrost
While I am not saying Mike Tyson was right in punching dude, if Mike Tyson tells me to leave him alone, I’m going to try to change seats just in case I fall asleep so my snoring doesn’t disturb him.
President Biden announced he wasn't seeking re-election with a short letter on X.
Why haven't the American people seen or heard from the President of the United States during one of the most consequential moments in history?
Where's Biden?
Someone on TikTok was talking about how Geno Smith is a prime example of how NFL teams are too quick to write off Black quarterbacks, while giving too much grace to average white ones.
You’ll rarely hear me praise a Sooner, but good on the kid for not losing his temper.
If he had, I would also be in his corner.
Field storming is an awesome part of college sports. That being said, if you get too familiar and end up looking at the sky, it’s on you.
To all the dishonest press hacks blaming me for the Longhorn’s heartbreaking loss, ok—if you give me the WINS I’ve cheered on too!
-Astros World Series 17 & 22
-SEVEN consecutive Astros ALCS
-UT 06 Rose Bowl victory over USC
-A&M beating Alabama in 21
-Rockets 94 Finals win
The fact that I don’t get to listen to
@katienolan
talk about the Urban Meyer video this week makes me sad. Real talk, that podcast would have struck the perfect balance of funny and insightful.
I’m not a WVU fan, but the combination of the dope WVU folks I know in combination of my annoyance with Pat Narduzzi as a manager of a program has me riding with the Mountaineers tonight.
“I hope this is AD Mitchell’s profile pic on every social media platform.”
- My wife, who after eleven years is finally getting to have fun watching Texas football
I feel like if Savion Red was from Duncanville or Denton instead of Grand Prairie, he’d have been a four star.
No shade at the recruiting guys, but dude is a ball player.
Nick Saban is going to go around the athletic offices with a knife.
He's spent the better part of two decades curating the image of that athletic department and in one season the basketball and baseball teams are tying to unravel it.
@NACMtrader17
Seriously.
My man still has teeth, so he should count himself among the blessed. If Iron Mike wanted, dude wouldn’t have made it off the plane.
Now that Texas is leaving the conference I feel I can be more openly partisan.
I freaking love CJ Donaldson and running backs built like refrigerators are my love language. I hope he runs for 1,000,000 yards.
I’m ready to unburden myself.
I moved out of the state of Texas in 2009. We all know what happened that year.
I moved back to Texas this summer.
If Texas is actually good this year, it will confirm that this was all my fault.
Feel free to scapegoat me accordingly.
If you're wondering why so many *certain* politicians are against student loan forgiveness:
In 2021, Navient and Sallie Mae combined for $3.44 million in lobbying fees.
@BrianMFloyd
As a Christian and former pastor, this is the playbook for so many Christian leaders.
Then when they inevitably have some sort of failure, they can fall back on the same forgiveness and sanctification tropes and dodge any sort of personal accountability.
Writing is probably Keenan or Damon.
But I would argue Marlon is one of the better physical comedians this side of Jim Carey. Facial expressions and body movement are INCREDIBLE.
Sometimes I’ll randomly think about this scene and I get sad that I’ll never have an idea as genius as
@ThatKevinSmith
casting Alan Rickman as the voice of God.
Nelly had people out here with band aids on their faces and didn’t know why.
Nelly got everyone in my school to buy Forces.
Nelly dropped two albums on the same day and they were No. 1 and No. 2 on the charts.
Nelly by a country mile.
Coached my first peewee football game today. The last words my son said to me before bed tonight:
“You’re a really good coach, dad.”
Be right back, I’m going to cry forever.
If you say it’s a mental health issue, but oppose any sort of substantive healthcare and insurance reform — sit down and shut up.
You don’t actually care.
@statsowar
@SickosCommittee
I once had an offensive coach yell the play call across the field at the opposing coach because he was going to “call it until you stop it.”
I’ve never respected someone more.
@Doc_Texas
My one thought watching this video:
Arch Manning wasn’t alive when Texas won a national championship and yet he’s throwing in the same indoor practice facility Vince Young did.
Get that fixed ASAP.
Unfortunately, the end of my high school career was robbed from me. I didn't have the time other students get to properly prepare for the future.
I look forward to attending Blinn College District this year, a feeder school for Texas A&M.
I'm excited to join Texas A&M in 2023!
I mean..................
The SEC is just the Big 12 with more teams.
One annual power at the top, some big names that rest on past success, bunch of middle of the road teams that will occasionally strike gold and then some trash at the bottom.
@StarWarsLawyer
There are some legitimate criticisms of him, but people just hate him because it’s the natural pushback against how universally popular he was for a long time.
The only reason to not take PTO is if your company pays you cash out for the accrual and you’re planning on quitting soon.
Take every second of PTO you’ve earned. If you get hit by a bus, they’ll fill your role by the end of the week.
Signed,
Certified HR Professional
They fired Willie Taggart midseason for going 9-12.
Norvell is 8-12 and just got pantsed on the recruiting trail. Travis Hunter will end up at FSU in a year when they rightfully fire Norvell and hire Deion.
The only reason Kansas isn't ranked is because it's Kansas. That's it. If it were an SEC team with the same resume and performance it'd be in the top 10.
I’ve got 15 min for lunch so I’m airing of my biggest nonsense grievances.
I grew up in Texas. I consider myself a Texan. When I see people using 🇨🇱 for the flag, I get irrationally annoyed.
I didn’t spend 7th grade Texas history class saying the pledge to the Chilean flag.
THIS IS NOT WHAT BRETT YOURMARK TOLD US THE OFFICIATING WOULD BE LIKE AGAINS TEXAS!!!
(tbh it was bad. maybe they got confused which team they were supposed to screw)
If you’re mad about Texas taking a practice off to discuss social issues but were all in for
#WeWantToPlay
, then they’re not people to you, they’re entertainment.
“The quality of a player and the quality of the person.”
I’ve honestly been more emotional tonight than I was standing in DKR chanting his name and watching him take a curtain call.
Kid deserves all the best things in life.
“You should punch your kid in the face if they don’t feel safe coming to Baylor.”
- Kim Mulkey, Baylor’s women’s basketball coach on the sexual violence epidemic at Baylor
LSU defending champs and their season just fucking started and everything is already a mess. Mulkey is a garbage human. Wouldn’t trust her to manage a Starbucks
EA Sports is aiming to launch its new college football video game in the summer of 2023. "That's the hope," says Cory Moss, CEO of Collegiate Licensing Co.
#CFB
#EASports
“Chicago” is a dog whistle meaning “those blacks kill each other all the time.”
It’s a way to say “black-on-black crime” in a world that knows you shouldn’t “black-on-black crime.”
Texas Gov. Greg Abbott dismissed calls for more gun regulation following the mass shooting in Uvalde: “I hate to say this, but there are more people shot every weekend in Chicago than there are in schools in Texas."
I’ve got my own issues with Colorado (Deion has the cache to make that program the class of the Big 12 and he just doesn’t seem to want to do the work), but this is a bad look for any QB, much less a team captain.
When you win, credit the team. When you lose, take the blame.
I promise I’m not going to just turn my Twitter into Gerald’s hair journey, but I just jumped on a facilitation with one of my biggest clients like this.
If only 17-year-old Gerald could see me now. Years of self-doubt and internalized prejudice would be gone.
For most of my life, a combination of respectability politics and ADHD kept me from growing out my hair. I always wanted to but I was conditioned that it wasn’t “professional.”
Today, as a 37-year-old man, I logged into a work meeting with my hair braided and felt so damn good.
More information: The warrant out for
#Bengals
Joe Mixon alleges that Mixon pointed a gun at a woman in downtown Cincinnati, according to local reports.
Mixon allegedly said: “You should be popped in the face. I should shoot you now. The police can get me.”
College football is the greatest sport on the face of the planet.
Dickerson in the Gold Trans AM AND they’re going to rock the Dallas kits tomorrow too?!?
SMU better win by 100.
@Less_HumbleTeej
We spent years talking about Shaq coming to camp out of shape.
There’s an ocean of difference between “did this player take care of their body in the offeseason” and “I saw a belly. He looks like he pulled up from the buffet.”