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Sports business journalist, Cheerleader for chaos, Always correct, Future skip bayliss lookalike

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@donnyfaison
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Recently spoke to Ben Shalom ( @benjshalom ), the CEO of UK promotion @Boxxer . Was great to get some insight into how its mostly British stable of fighters is making waves, and equally why his grassroots approach to talent and event hosting is so vital.
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Mbappe face mask arc might be generational
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Mbappe broken nose? Yikes yikes yikes.
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JESÚS FOR THREE!!!!!!
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@Formy_24 @Ankaman616 What does that have to do with his politics man 😭😭😭 you're brain dead leave me alone
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@RumelianNostos Wtf are those emojis at the bottom is that what emojis look like on your phone???
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Elite.
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@FEELZ_____ These the moves a brazilian winger makes when he's not top 5 league level.
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Pochettino showing Boehly how he plans to get Chelsea back in the Champions League
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@TheBlueDodger
Chelsea Dodgers
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🚨 Mauricio Pochettino wants to build a family atmosphere within his squad, and for the training ground to be regarded as more than a place of work. During his time at Tottenham, he helped persuade Daniel Levy to spend a six-figure sum on constructing a BBQ area within the
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Blackburn aren't even making playoffs and Ben Brereton Diaz is off to villareal at the end of the season anyway. He dropped two goals on Millwall to drop them out of the playoffs for absolutely no reason whatsoever lmao.
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>the worst person you know just made a good point
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@hausofdecline He's literally modelled his trim off her
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@Casey_Evans_ Nahuel Molina realised he doesn't have simeone telling him to stay put and decided to pelt up the pitch like usain lmao
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@amonizfootball Don't forget Orel Mangala. A Mangala Freuler pivot in your first season in the league is *insane*
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@DoYouEvenMikel @JunhoPatrice Saw someone on here call Gregor Krychowiak "one of the best DMs in the world for a time"
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Tremendous moment on talksport breakfast today talking about sterling getting booed where McCoist says "I've been on the receiving end of that", Gabby Agbonlahor says "me too" and Coisty says "aye but you deserved it"
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Lenny & Carl when their mate comes back from rehab:
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Barney is returning. They better not make him woke.
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@Ankaman616 They both love Micah about the same
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@Nigerianscamsss Mad considering how abel he is on the ball
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@EuroExpert_ Lyon are skint, how are they gonna pay the £22,000 fine every time he takes charge as he does not have a Uefa Pro License 😮. He did of course take his side on a 17game unbeaten run.
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@GraceOnFootball Love how every bayern manager since pep realised they have one of the best groups of players in history so they just want to see how much they can bastardise them formation wise and still win like a science experiment. They probably have a group chat about it
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@idea_ball Dillon brooks tryna gegenpress would drive people over the edge
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"Would you believe it? You couldn't write it" it's Real Madrid at the Bernabeu in the Champions League this was more likely than Bayern ever winning in normal time.
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Shouldn't be controversial to say we don't need a movie about the guy who snapped and killed almost his whole family, not least while he still has two children still alive. Glad you'd feel entertained by that tho.
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Hey A24! Absolutely loved THE IRON CLAW. Got another wrestling biopic idea for you…
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The post-scrap analysis after Gohan finishes cell off
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ESPN would be hilarious during the Cell Games
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@Nigerianscamsss Blasting his favorite song to commemorate him😔😔
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@Casey_Evans_ We're witnessing previously unseen levels of raw cope being produced on the daily
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"deaths from the ChimpKiller2000 don't count because they were already dying" is a tremendous bit
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This is, unequivocally, the funniest thing he has ever said.
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@RumelianNostos Because I can
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Leigh Griffiths issues a plea to managers to give him a chance at the top level again as the former Celtic striker admits he is "desperate" to prove his critics wrong. "A lot of people don't want me to play football," he says.
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Calvin Bassey played 50 games last season. Kieran Tierney hasn't managed 40 games in a season since 2018. Bassey is stronger, faster, better 1v1 in defence with more recovery pace in attack. I'd take Bassey over Tierney in a heartbeat.
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@GraceOnFootball Drew up this quick graph of recent barca transfer business to quantify how I feel about this one
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@MayowaQuadri_ These CBs coming for Virgil Van Delegate's 'spot' now people realise he's just cheekbones and jockeys:
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People are making up wild theories about Haaland playing anime dating sims and the like when the obvious answer is that the robot unwinds by playing one of those mundane German job simulator games and he's self conscious about his secret life playing tram driver 2
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Erling Haaland says he cannot tell people what video games he plays at home "because it's too embarassing." 👀😂
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"howrye, whatsthecraictherenow are you doinabitofshoppin is it?"
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We cannot be doing "seasoning" discourse in 2024 please for the love of God stop. We do not need onion powder and garlic powder in fucking mushy peas they taste like peas.
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Brits will never recover from this
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Napoli to Burnley in the space of a year lol Psg is ruining lives
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🚨 | Burnley have identified PSG's Fabián Ruiz (27) as their priority signing for the summer transfer window. (FM)
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@logoffbrent A perfect pointless drive-by scudding. No rhyme or reason, just two existential daggers to the heart. That's real football.
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@eurofootcom First-hand footage of @JunhoPatrice leading an assault team against Lucas Mouravs suite in the Ritz-Carlton Marseille:
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Tryna get, back into writing stuff so I put down a few words about my favorite side in Dutch football rn. Drew up a quick substack too for it. It's not much but give it a read if that's what you're into.
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@Ankaman616 I'll do you five, A record number of players will hit double digits for goals in the prem, Atletico madrid will win la liga, Spurs and Newcastle will miss out on Europe, Bayern will not win the bundesliga, Brentford will struggle badly and Thomas Frank will not survive.
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Kojima is going to reach levels of posting we have never seen before
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Hunter Schafer will reportedly lead Prime Video’s ‘BLADE RUNNER 2099’ series alongside Michelle Yeoh. (Source: @DanielRPK )
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Sealing Gazza and Chris Eubank together in a bunker. This is what TV was made for. Britain is so fucking back
@Channel4
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. @MrDDyer hosts as eight celebrities attempt to spend eight days in a pitch black bunker. #ScaredOfTheDark starts tonight at 9pm, with daily episodes until Thursday's finale. Don't miss it! 📺
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@bootcutgenes Every five mi utes in extra time each team has to take two players off the field. It will be decided by goalkeepers in the end.
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@MayowaQuadri_ Charlie Adam having a foot like a traction engine while being built like Joe Rogan
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@Nigerianscamsss Portugal would go there and #7 would get put in the torture rack off some random Congolese don who plays his club football in Cyprus. It's different lmao
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Ohtani is effectively playing two different sports at the same time whilst being a global elite calibre player at both despite the complete lack of crossover in the skillets required.
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Who’s the better player at their respective sport right now? • Shohei Ohtani • Nikola Jokic (Reddit u/NBAperspective)
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@idea_ball Nicolas Pepe would put Wemby in the torture rack so bad he'd have to enter witness protection.
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When it cut to show his hair I almost spat my drink out
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Aiuto 😅
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How embarrassed would you be if this was your club lmao
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@ApusCoin diventa ufficialmente il nuovo sleeve sponsor del Club bianconero per il 2024/25🤝 - @ApusCoin is officially confirmed as the club’s new sleeve-sponsor for 2024-25 season 🤝 ⚪️⚫️ #ForzaUdinese #Al èUdin #Udinese
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Publishing a documentary about a football in the middle of battling credible abuse allegations is very very very stupid from Puma.
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🎥 Teaser for the two part series on Antony, which premieres on August 28th. [via @pumafootball ]
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Until June 10th i will spend my every waking moment channeling the spirit of the great defensive minds of our time into the body of Simone Inzaghi. Simeone, Mourinho, Sacchi, the great Walter Smith. The spiritual bus I am demanding this Inter team park is unmatched. We will win.
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@Casey_Evans_ The real wan bissaka were the friends we made along the way
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@Ankaman616 Rivalries based on hate>>>>Rivalries based on being good at football
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Lula defeated Bolsonaro and it turned Richarlison into Batistuta, socialism is literally magic
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@jew_AndAhalfMen Can't touch Thailand I'm afraid
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@theplantainshow I wouldn't even go back to dortmund if I was him lmao. That's first "Du bist ein Nepo-Baby, das ist verrückt" would have me in hell
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He does not rate him😭😭
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Neymar appears to be attempting to activate a bromance with Lee Kang-in.
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It's batista but cena is closer to him than the Rock is to cena.
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Best WWE actor?
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@Shuttsapalooza "The Bear? Aye Ally was there too we had a few sherberts and all hahaha. Now Gabby what did you make of Spurs"
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@knicks_tape99 He's playing myles garrett in 3 weeks...
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@CaptDeadpool316 @GarryCarmody Aye mate, the exact right way to go about this. Vindicate everyone who calls the support sectarian knuckledraggers. Do damage to the clubs reputation and set back the discourse about this sort of stuff over a hissy fit. Don't agree with what the clubs done but that's so stupid
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@oeste @Nigerianscamsss POV you don't know how to pronounce Wojciech Szczęsny:
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Not playing around when it comes to Halloween this year 🔥🔥🔥
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This is a terrible look but it's killing me that in his fugue state of cope and scrambling to protect his job he's obviously forgot the national language of Argentina is a European language
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🗣️ 'European competition, might have been better to have a European referee' Steve Clarke was not happy with Argentine referee Facundo Tello after not awarding a penalty to Scotland ⤵️ #BBCEuros #Euro2024 #SCOHUN
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@ChiTownSam723 @caffeinewarm @harvest_goth What do you actually know about Zapata? Name one thing he did without reading his wiki.
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@Casey_Evans_ An Argentinian centre back who's not otamendi would be handy lmao
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@Nigerianscamsss Flair players adding to the comp reel while 3-1 down in a cup semi final>>>
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@Ankaman616 Where have the five tool players gone? We have replaced Fred astaire with pin Manuel miranda every day I am sick
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Atleti need to win this guy a major trophy I'm so serious
@atletiuniverse
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WHAT A GOAL ANTOINE GRIEZMANN! 😍🇫🇷
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Gregg Turkington will turn up to On Cinema wearing a hat like this and give the worst movie you've ever seen five stars and that's why he's the goat
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Sheik Needle (Commissions Open)
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Final Fantasy Tactics (1997 / PS1)
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He's so back
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UEFA putting Kazakhstan in front of a 6foot2 striker in form. This is torture
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Onana got a team to the champions league final last year. These players don't just become bad maybe apply some critical thinking as to why Manchester Utd is performing below it's level lol
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@tsnmknd So we spent 55 million on a goalkeeper that keeps hoofing the ball like de gea and concedes the same mistakes Wow so cool
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@Nigerianscamsss Put gattuso in charge, mainly cos it would be funny
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"this whole thing. It's all about me."
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Apparently they're finally moving afcon to the summer instead of mid season. After Klopp's departure. After it already derailed his form on two separate occasions and fucked us in title races.
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@Nigerianscamsss Patrick Cutrone played for Milan, Wolves, Fiorentina Valencia and even the Italian national team (one time) and the only reason for any of that is that he can grow a half decent beard and has a strong hairline. If he looked like Andrei Arshavin he would be finished already.
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@TazkerV2 @andy_5088 Where did Americans base their troops before D-Day? Did you think they all just flew over from Miami and parachuted in? Why are you so objectionate to the good that your own country has done lol
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Angel Ogbonna has been 34 for like a decade
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@Nigerianscamsss the good looking teacher they make run the relay on sports day because he's thin and wears a football scarf when its cold
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@calcio_danny Just his mum haha his dad's Celtic daft I think
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Prime Michael Jordan trying to play for Tranmere:
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NBA players can literally play any other sport if they wanted to bruh 💀
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@JoeStephenson96 Tremendous content.
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@GraceOnFootball Maybe if England had called up James Tavernier and Ryan Kent we wouldn't be in this mess 😮‍💨😮��💨
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@jwzfootball @Ankaman616 He's the ultimate "it's my team I pick who I want" national manager
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@GraceOnFootball Not sure how to tell my kids pep didn't start fernandinho right back in a back 4 with stones as the defensive midfielder in a champions league semi final. Dissapointed and appalled tbh.
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Richarlison waking up knowing he just signed for sp*rs
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After today's game where he got subbed off after half an hour (through no fault of his) I drew up some quick thoughts on Amad and why it's not really panned out for him thus far.
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Skip Bayless is gonna start taking shots with Shannon Sharp on live tv just to prove a point. Must watch
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Crying
@GFFN
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A man was arrested by authorities during Le Classique after threatening to bomb the Parc des Princes - full story. (RMC)
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@GraceOnFootball Leandro Trossard making up Brighton's xG in a Belgium shirt
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Man managed to escape Catalonia with his wages intact and he's crying 😭😭
@SerieATotal
Total Italian Football
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One of the most unexpected transfers of the summer, but look how happy Samuel Umtiti is to be in Salento! 🤩
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@_Zeets First time he's ever decided against trouble. That's growth
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"an 18-year-old, who knows nothing about the music from 2007 to 2012"
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@theblogera
The Blog Era Podcast
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What’s a song that an 18-year-old, who knows nothing about the music from 2007 to 2012, should hear?
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@LRH_Superfan 1 game in and you've got to rely on Costa Rica beating Japan to make it through the group. It's over jerries. 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧
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@big_business_ If the lions don't mess this up Dan Campbell needs to go into the hall of fame cos they've got plumbers and electricians occupying starting spots in their roster
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@Real_Xi_Jinping "you didn't watch the new marvel movie?" "Neigh"
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@Casey_Evans_ Remember that man utd graphic where it had defense, attack and just wavy lines of nothing in midfield? Replace nothing with pure spite and there's your all-gavi midfield
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