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@DoYouEvenMikel

8 years

Fuck off to the Russian league you actual pedophile

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2 years

This still kills me everytime I see it. There was enough lasers in his face to make it look like a low budget Hulk transformation

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2 years

Do you have dementia?

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7 months

This is the kind of villain the sport needs. He's losing his head in February 5 points behind someone for a title they might lose for the first time since the Obama administration. I will shoot you if you tell me there's been a better representation of an obsessive tyrant in film

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I lived long enough to see Thomas Muller rattled, I can die happily now

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1 year

Can't believe they're saying Chelsea need to do this lmao. Only way there's a riot at Stamford bridge is if Labour gets elected.

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1 year

🚨🚨| Ajax fans were not happy after they went 3-0 down to Feyenoord. The game has been officially abandoned. 😬

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9 months

Absolutely pathetic deleting it. A real hater would have confidently waited for the 49th game

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9 months

😭😭😭😭😭😭

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2 years

Werner saw 40 yards of space with two managers yelling in German and all of a sudden decided he can play football again I'm in tears

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2 months

Mudryk is going to think it's an Instagram challenge and film himself singing the same song

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2 months

Which Chelsea player is most likely to recreate this

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4 years

Dkm Europa is so terrifying ffs. Play there 5 years in a row and you'll start calling Greece away a revenge game

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2 years

Tuchel since the divorce

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4 years

Buffon in 2025 chasing that CL medal

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2 months

There's something absolutely hilarious about them benching TAA the entire tournament for "defense" and then losing the final because they couldn't defend a guy who has 6 successful crosses in 5 years.

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3 years

To underline how horrible Torres was at Chelsea, Alonso just passed him in league goals tonight.

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4 years

I know he said something other than Canadian

barcacentre

@barcacentre

4 years

Barça legend Hristo Stoichkov spoke to Bartomeu about Alphonso Davies months before Bayern came on board. Bartomeu's response was "he is Canadian, no thanks." [ @LuisOmarTapia ]

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2 years

This probably explains why verstappen stans always see a different race than the rest of us

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2 years

So this is what fans could see (or not see) at the start of the race… 🎥 @JSRSnakez

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3 years

Can't blame him. His dad raised his hand and the flag went up most of the time. Problem was it only works at one club.

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3 years

I'm crying Hakimi is perennially out of position and Grealish still waits for him to come back to win fouls there is literally open space ahead dhjdjsks

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3 years

Adam Newson

@AdamNewson

3 years

There hasn't been a Covid-19 outbreak at Chelsea. Understand latest round of testing only returned negative results.

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2 years

Pele leading him into the enshrinement hall

Managing Barça

@ManagingBarca

2 years

❗| Brazil have officially invited Lionel Messi to eternalize him in the ‘Hall of Fame’ of the Maracanã stadium - their highest tribute. @sport

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1 year

Hey that little boy is playing three games at once

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1 year

Serie A sides in all 3 European finals

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4 years

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Football Tips ⚽

@JamesMurphyTips

3 years

Didn’t realise quite how poor David Marshall’s positioning was. He’s practically at the centre circle ffs. Baffling

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2 years

This still remains the highlight of deadline day

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2 years

This is killing me they're pretending the second leg never happened he was getting cooked by RLC out of position and got hooked jdjdjjdhsjs

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4 years

Carlo Ancelotti doesn't even have tactics since 2007 man he just talks some Italian and you hit your peak for a season that's how it works.

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1 year

I'm genuinely crying. This is quite literally how caucasians normally react after getting unknowingly ripped off in Asia

The Gooner Talk 🍅

@TheGoonerTalkTv

1 year

Chelsea wanted 75. Looks like we’ll pay 65. This is why you lowball.

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2 years

Zero tweets from him since Pele was moved into an ICU

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2 years

Selecaotalk mighta drowned in a river brev

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4 years

The Undertaker when he can't seem to beat his brother in a casket match

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4 years

this kane guy is pissing me off man just get in the box

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3 years

I'm crying how do you post a mount fail comp and end up showing a vvd one instead

The Anfield Talk

@TheAnfieldTalk

3 years

#MasonMountMarch

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2 years

No it hasn't who the fuck would ever be in awe of Gary Neville

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8 months

We need to retire Arteta's number before we retire JT's at this point

ChelsTransfer

@ChelsTransfer

8 months

Arsenal manager Mikel Arteta is reportedly keeping tabs on Chelsea and Spanish left-back Marc Cucurella, who may follow Kai Havertz from Stamford Bridge in the summer. (Express)

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1 year

I'm actually preparing myself for people 20 years from now rating Gregory Van der Weil for no reason because what on fucking earth is this

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1 year

What a baller

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1 year

Mourinho picking the Roma XI every game:

Bd@irB@ll

@Bd_irB_ll

1 year

So what even is the DM limit? How many are you allowed?

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1 year

The club's trifecta of legends are now a racist, a tory and a homophobe

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@didierdrogba

1 year

This has to stop NOW ⚠️ ❗️ When will Federations, Leagues, @uefa_official @fifa punish these clubs the way they are quick to punish players when they refuse to stand for a community that is against their beliefs for example? We’ve had all the talking, the outrage, the

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3 years

Mourinho pre match vs Barca during the anniversary of Cruyff's passing

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@statutos__

3 years

superleague should have storylines like the WWE

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7 months

He's truly the last oldhead left playing the game. We're witnessing this rn

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5 months

Genuinely dying at the replies of people saying this isn't reliable because there's no scale like they can't look out the fucking window and can't see Dante's inferno unfolding in fucking MARCH

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This summer should be ringing some alarm bells.

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3 years

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@EGTVEgal

3 years

Arsenal's #UCL ChampionsLeague Last 16's DRAWS IT WAS ALWAY RIGGED 2011: Barcelona 2012: Milan 2013: Bayern 2014: Bayern 2016: Barcelona 2017: Bayern

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3 years

Lmaooo Ziyech really looked up saw werner and looked everywhere else if someone else was available

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2 years

They're fighting for their lives to pay that Raphinha installment

FC Barcelona

@FCBarcelona

2 years

Barça to wear the logo of the singer, @Drake , on the front of their jersey against Real Madrid 🦉

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3 years

I'm coughing blood because this the game he talking about

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@utdreport

3 years

Wayne Rooney on playing Chelsea in 2006: "Until my last game for Derby, I always wore the old plastic studs with the metal tip. For that game I changed them to big, long metal ones – the maximum length you could have because I wanted to try and hurt someone." #mulive [ @PA ]

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2 months

@Bd_irB_ll He just came off 30 weeks of this he's right at home

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1 year

Dear God get rid of Kepa I can literally see how the ball goes into the net right now

Football Talk

@FootballTalkHQ

1 year

🚨BREAKING: Marco Asensio is close to signing for Aston Villa. #AVFC [ @marca ]

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7 years

Feel like they've stopped doing that since they're getting Coutinho

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1 year

I'm crying no one has watched us for three years hdjdjdkajflskd

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@nonewthing

1 year

Use Havertz like Vardy, Daddy.

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2 years

Juninho threatening to beat the shit out of Neymar in a locked up room is one of the most based shit I've seen lmao

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3 years

Oyarzabal watching Morata get abused by the nation after a -10/10

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2 years

Gerrard realising Henderson might pull another trophy lift

All About Argentina 🛎🇦🇷

@AlbicelesteTalk

2 years

(🌕) Emiliano Martinez is RESTING tonight against Manchester City. @gastonedul @TyCSports 🇦🇷🚨

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1 year

Kazakhstan in 29 years of their federation's existence had never won against a top 50 ranked nation untill one man decided to hit tweet

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1 year

UEFA putting Kazakhstan in front of a 6foot2 striker in form. This is torture

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6 years

Eden Hazard on a hatrick. Antonio Conte is currently fighting stadium security trying to get inside to sub him off asap.

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3 years

RLC coming back into these debates

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2 years

I'm coughing blood. Brother started following the nba and picked the mavs because the coach is a bald white man thinking he's their Pep 😭😭😭😭😭😭

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2 years

Kidd might not be good...

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10 months

@CasaDupre Average GTA player "clearing their mind"

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3 years

Poch ending up with a Messi Neymar Mbappe frontline

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1 year

Everytime I see this picture I just start laughing ffs

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@premierleague

1 year

@hazardeden10 @ChelseaFC What was Eden Hazard's best moment in the #PL ? 🤔

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2 years

I had read this 12 times and I still don't understand it

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2 years

Xavi may start Marcos Alonso as a centre back instead of Gerard Piqué tonight, as Barça need fast players to defend counter-attacks. — @mundodeportivo

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2 years

We're almost there everyone

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2 years

This Darwin guy is the unluckiest mf in history shdjdndjf

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8 years

McNair to inevitably score a last minute own goal to make sure John OShea retires in peace knowing he has truly been replaced.

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2 years

This picture is literally from the game where we lost to shakhtar that set the scene to make us the worst defending champions in CL history

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2 years

We went from this to Mount and Gallagher 😂😂😂😂

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2 years

This Giroud gas must be so sick for Arsenal fans to watch. Imagine our version in an alternate timeline where Willian gets randomly bought by teams that end up winning titles. Might have thrown myself off a building watching the world praise him.

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2 years

You'll never guess what this is a follow up tweet to

arthur 🇵🇷

@noknowli

2 years

if someone straps a chimpanzee into a car and expects it to drive and it crashes and kills someone do you blame the chimpanzee or the guy who put him there?

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3 years

@Sxne19iv2 If he copy pasted Pep tactics Spurs would be having a CL to their name btw

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4 months

This is the man who used Maatsen as a winger off the bench for 5 months after successfully using him as a fullback for pre season. He shouldn't be sacked he should have been shot six months ago.

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3 years

You will wake up next to dead relative in the morning. Roman is not some uefa executive

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@theMadridZone

3 years

🚨🎙️| Florentino Perez, yesterday: "A club panicking and leaving the Super League? No, they can't leave. They signed a contract." #rmalive

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Hjdksksks no fucking way the coldest celebration of all time was because my man couldn't count to 5

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@TrashTweetsOnIy

3 years

England lost a penalty shootout to someone who doesn’t even understand how they work dkmmm

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2 years

Letting a man named Denzel dunk on you while you're the United States has to be the closest thing we've seen to culture appropriation in football

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22 days

Growing up is realising how relatable Conte is because doing any job that requires effort absolutely does your head in.

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Napoli’s season starts tomorrow and Antonio Conte is NOT happy with the situation. He just made it very clear in his press conference… again: “I expected a difficult situation but not like this. I expected positive surprises but it’s been hard to find any. I expected better.

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4 years

Fat Frank's relationship with vibes doesn't even come within a solar system close to what this man can achieve. He looked at Drogba while chewing tic tacs and made him score 35.

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3 years

If we let white liberals control nuclear law they'd just redesign the mushroom cloud to form a heart once the bomb's melted off everyone's faces

Dr Emma Salisbury

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3 years

BREAKING: every woman in your life now has at least a small crush on Volodymyr Zelenskyy and there's absolutely nothing you can do about it

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4 years

Sweating at the prospect of facing romagnoli ffs that place is so so ill

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3 years

Jdjskkskslala cule twitter have started watching Mount comps now in an attempt to stop a black man winning the balon d'or

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1 year

South India pretending to be the bastion of progressiveness while fielding a bigger incel population than the entire continent combined truly needs to be researched.

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@babbar5her_

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1 YEAR FOR THIS BEAUTIFUL SCENE

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1 year

Here's your tactical instructions now you prick

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4 years

Things were becoming more tense with Granovskaia and one of the biggest points of contention was the treatment of goalkeeper Kepa—Who is 1 of players who thought Lampard did not provide him with clear tactical instructions. [The Athletic] #CFC

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4 years

This what Thiago going to see when he arrives at Melwood for the medical

SportsCenter

@SportsCenter

4 years

These workouts really are something else 😳 (via devonlevesque/Instagram)

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3 years

I'm in literal tears man they just got knocked out and hazard came up with this 😭😭😭

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3 years

The badge

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@ZG1999_

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Pulisic tapped the badge

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4 years

Can't believe people call mount Lampard's son. If I ever played my son alongside Jovacic, child protective services will have me in chains

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7 years

You'd think it was Juventus in a CL final

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Sean

@SeanDOlfc

1 year

Ive worked out why he's done it. It's to publicly put Brighton's rep in the spotlight. They gave a deadline, we won the auction and now he's letting everyone know it

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3 years

Ligue players put in tackles like you owe them money. A neymar dribbling comp looks like a dunkirk scene.

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2 years

Us dropping Jorginho to assna

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6 years

I don't care how many walls lukaku tears down for mourinho he's supposed to be a footballer not a construction worker

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3 years

John Terry arriving at Stamford Bridge for negotiations with the NFTs he thinks will be worth 4 billion in 2054

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1 year

This is killing me we're still in September

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@CFCPys

1 year

Nicolas Jackson on Instagram 🔥

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1 year

We're going to put that extra 55 million that Chelsea bid into the starting XI right next to MacAllister everyone

Anfield Edition

@AnfieldEdition

1 year

Chelsea bid £60m for Caicedo back in June. We’ve made them pay £55m more than that, while forcing them to include a sell-on clause, which they’ll need when he’s begging for a move to his “dream club” Real Madrid in 2 or 3 years. Happy days.

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@ziyanm_ This is how America came up with miles and gallons don't hate on my man

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2 years

Brother that's a potential transfer target don't you dare tweet anything @ReeceJames

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2 years

centredevils.

@centredevils

2 years

Two humongous clubs with rich history, sharing an incredible relationship over the years… ✨ Manchester United 🤝 Real Madrid

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1 year

"He said these fake Balenciagas were worth 3000 rupees but that fella wasn't ready for the 2000 I was about to offer him"

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1 year

@SJftbI Crying thats the most normal looking dude you could find what exactly is he exposing.

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4 years

I'll say it again. Language is the most overrated nonsense this species has constructed. You can teach people English without teaching them how to be a cunt in the process.

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4 years

At age 22 Lampard had 17 league goals in the PL. At age 22 Mount has 19 league goals in top flight football. At age 26 Kovacic has 13 goals in his entire career.

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@IbzSpeaks

4 years

If Chelsea give Mason Mount the number 8 shirt for next season, then we’re not serious

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3 years

Pogba when he gets told to warm up

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3 years

Just clocked that Jorginho got to a CL semifinal and everyone came in agreement to just end the damn thing dkm

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2 years

About 75k Argentinians with the last name Heinze reading this tweet

God Gave Me Style

@Scamzel

2 years

I ain’t never heard any geopolitical mayhem involving Argentina. The only reason that country is known is because of the many brilliant footballers they’ve produced

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1 year

Cant believe we've come so far. From locking Rudiger in a broom closet to this kind of content.

Chelsea FC

@ChelseaFC

1 year

It’s only ever been Chelsea.

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1 year

He said

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@DMFv2

1 year

It’s awful but with context.. - Never a 7-0 game - N/A - Nonsense late penalty and fought back for a point - injury time winner - bottled it, no excuse - poor second half, no excuse - awful officiating. It looks far worse on paper tbh

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2 years

Pep's brain when he's only up by 1 and has 5 substitutions available

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2 years

Fhdjjdsssj they scrambled with the kind of speed to deny this like it was racism allegations

Kerry Hau

@kerry_hau

2 years

Exclusive: Hasan Salihamidzic makes clear again that Bayern Munich won't sign #CR7 this summer. ⛔️ "I have a lot of respect for Cristiano Ronaldo, his successes and his career. But once again: That was and is not a topic for us", Salihamidzic says @SPORT1 .

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