@GraceSpelman
wife was violently hungover postwedding at a hotel where others had seen a rodent in their room. finished packing and came out to the living room to see her half-clothed on the floor: "go on without me, david. i belong to the rats now".
@townbrad
not sure if you could see from arena but o'neale shoved or elbowed brunson three separate times in a 5 possession span. looked like he was intentionally trying to injure him - should definitely be asked about post game.
@BrandyLJensen
wait...are you suggesting it might be weird and kind of creepy to release even more detailed drags on someone you dated for five minutes ten full years ago?
@mavsmarie
put jayson tatum on this mavericks team and they're like 13-23. put luka on this boston team and they're like 28-8. they don't belong in the same convo.
@byjoelanderson
yep. in bleak times, a certain subset of the weaker and more embittered are always going to fall for the hateful ravings of scapegoating grifters. and these times are especially bleak.
@sharpshotBRob
@JoshEberley
even if he did touch him, which he didn't, it is the LITERAL definition of the marginal contact they are expressly declining to call for every player except him.
@Top5Tatum0
@mavsmarie
I'm glad you had to trade for eleven all stars and then pretend like you were the scrappy underdogs because you played zero teams with healthy best players in the east and now you're upset that nobody respects your title.
@fakeshoredrive
syleena did a great job and the song is still pretty good but the OG version is just a million times better - rawer and more passionate
@BdotHobbs
@djhellayella
hey, it's okay if your musical taste froze when you were a 12 year old. you enjoy your soap opera actor album, bud. you deserve it!
@NekiasNBA
very weird flex by the baseball writers to render the entire HOF, and thus their votes, meaningless by refusing to include the best player in at least a 50 year timespan and possibly ever.
@ClaireMPLS
@nytimes
at no point in my life, even at my brokest, have i ever wanted to be famous. i will always argue that the fact that bron is a decent human despite being famous at 16 is incredible.
@HPbasketball
folks got so carried away with gatekeeping lebron that they unleashed this nonsense where we tell people they aren't eligible for single season regular season awards unless they've won finals MVPs
@VTMikeO
@edsbs
i would say my dad spends roughly 60% of any group dinner at a restaurant scheming up and then enacting a plan for how to pick up the check. barely even pays attention to the conversation
@InternetHippo
They told me not to bring up The Monuments Men. They said it wasn't woke to say the Rotten Tomatoes score. I shouldn't do it. Should I do it?
@DragonflyJonez
a shame we'll never know if deandre jordan was secretly wilt jr and only the brilliance of rick carlisle and mark cuban could unlock it
@numxrr
@AndrewLeezus
@HPbasketball
lost to the champs, same as your finals team. only difference is i've witnessed my team win a title, something you've never been able to say about your sad little franchise
@SaraCivian
i have never encountered her in any context other than "this is patrick mahomes' wife" and i find it so weird that people have such a strong hatred for someone who is seemingly very benign
@HPbasketball
sir you spent all night and morning talking shit about luka's performance in a road close out, you should be intimately familiar with the concept