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1 month
mavs won the 29 non-THJ minutes by nine points and lost the 19 minutes he played by sixteen points.
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@GraceSpelman wife was violently hungover postwedding at a hotel where others had seen a rodent in their room. finished packing and came out to the living room to see her half-clothed on the floor: "go on without me, david. i belong to the rats now".
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2 years
@david_j_roth He grabs the mic. "420...69" he says through a very cool smirk. The crowd is hooting and hollering. Grimes is there and wants him back.
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@alanisnking commentators: "I guess we'll have to wait a while to interview lewis" me:
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3 years
@1followernodad there's a lot more time to be weird when you make your family get to the airport sixteen hours before takeoff.
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4 months
@minakimes new reader questions podcast: Beta Mail with Mina Kim
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2 years
@NekiasNBA he should be able to talk about how great sheed was and how ahead of his time he was without resorting to this absolute nonsense.
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@DragonflyJonez bron off the bordeaux and a few pulls of lobos ready to burn it all down
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2 months
@postboob having a complete meltdown on a thursday over someone i don't know's views on lip plumper
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8 months
@pattymo mr president another pathetic tweet has been pinned
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7 years
@ConnorSouthard @pattymo so much for the tolerant jeff
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3 years
@BdotHobbs @djhellayella yeezus is better than anything drake has ever released.
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2 years
@townbrad not sure if you could see from arena but o'neale shoved or elbowed brunson three separate times in a 5 possession span. looked like he was intentionally trying to injure him - should definitely be asked about post game.
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@alanisnking @Max33Verstappen the entire paddock seeing alanis stroll in with a press pass and her phone open to criss angel pictures
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3 years
@netw3rk TJ FORD'S SHORTS
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3 years
@edsbs pac when will squares up
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2 years
@DragonflyJonez i have said the literal worst things i have ever said in my life about anyone about coworkers who treat my wife badly
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7 years
@ESPNForsberg no offense but PP ain't Kobe...
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6 months
@KingsleyCortes @RepMikeCollins the hitler youth loves this!
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2 years
@DragonflyJonez who will step up and be our tony delk
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3 years
@oaf__man @robbedy @DragonflyJonez don't forget morris intentionally stepping on his foot last year
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2 months
@CAlmanza1007 things that never happened
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2 months
@alex_kirshner not once have any of them googled "stroke symptoms" while you explained this to them
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3 years
@MsShivvy @GraceSpelman it turns out "marry the funniest person you know" is a pretty good piece of advice!
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2 years
@jaboukie literally nothing has ever sounded like this, before or since
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3 years
@BrandyLJensen wait...are you suggesting it might be weird and kind of creepy to release even more detailed drags on someone you dated for five minutes ten full years ago?
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1 year
@mollyhannahm he's literally the only person who has played a good game of basketball tonight lol
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2 years
@depthsofwiki "Pictured here in a rare visit outside the hospital"
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2 years
@jga41agher in this house we love and respect shawn marion with our whole hearts
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2 years
@HollyAnderson by my count, we are about 3.5 weeks from arizona state ending up where it has always belonged - the international waters conference
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8 months
@Baileymoon15 "i've never been a fan of words" is one of the most amazing things i have ever read
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2 years
@mavsmarie put jayson tatum on this mavericks team and they're like 13-23. put luka on this boston team and they're like 28-8. they don't belong in the same convo.
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1 year
@AndrewLeezus @HPbasketball i am so sorry you've been traumatized by this man so much
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2 years
@NekiasNBA it's like, luka needs to chill with the refs but at the same time......i get it.
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2 years
@mavsmarie grant hill is commentating like he's been told in advance the jazz are winning.
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3 years
@hancaake they hate to see a girlboss winning (at apartheid)
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1 year
@EvilMopacATX whoever will make elon leave
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2 years
@edsbs my dad immediately got angry upon sensing this tweet being posted
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1 month
@InThePaint100 nine minus sixteen = negative 7 which was the final deficit
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2 years
@byjoelanderson yep. in bleak times, a certain subset of the weaker and more embittered are always going to fall for the hateful ravings of scapegoating grifters. and these times are especially bleak.
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@sharpshotBRob @JoshEberley even if he did touch him, which he didn't, it is the LITERAL definition of the marginal contact they are expressly declining to call for every player except him.
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@mariokartdwi controversial opinion I bet whatever he did was in fact pretty cool
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7 years
@david_j_roth @Marc_Normandin you may be surprised to learn that she is actually laughing.
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3 months
@Jlandd03 @sharpshotBRob @JoshEberley good thing he didn't touch the shooting elbow then 😂😂😂
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4 months
@townbrad fascinating that brooks then taunts him in front of the ref and is not called for anything.
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2 years
@KirkSeriousFace i can not stand that dude. need luka and brunson to pat bev him to the bench.
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3 months
@byjoelanderson you know it was disgusting if it offended THAT lady
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@Top5Tatum0 @mavsmarie I'm glad you had to trade for eleven all stars and then pretend like you were the scrappy underdogs because you played zero teams with healthy best players in the east and now you're upset that nobody respects your title.
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@Baileymoon15 have yet to see a more embarrassing tweet on this website and that is a strong statement
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1 year
@roby_landon @Evan_P_Grant most painfully insecure fanbase in sports
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2 years
@talliesinyoung probably also true:
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2 years
@fakeshoredrive syleena did a great job and the song is still pretty good but the OG version is just a million times better - rawer and more passionate
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1 year
@1followernodad they're leaving oppenheimer an hour early because she's so tired from the rest of the day that she's sound asleep
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2 years
@KirkSeriousFace o'neale tried to injure jalen three times in 5 mins and finally succeeded
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3 years
@BdotHobbs @djhellayella hey, it's okay if your musical taste froze when you were a 12 year old. you enjoy your soap opera actor album, bud. you deserve it!
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@NekiasNBA very weird flex by the baseball writers to render the entire HOF, and thus their votes, meaningless by refusing to include the best player in at least a 50 year timespan and possibly ever.
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@stevesieszissou @ashleyfeinberg "my report is on War and Peace. It is a book. It is about war. It is also about peace. I liked it."
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2 years
@KirkSeriousFace very funny that Spencer got T'd up and dray SCREAMING in the refs face went uncalled 2 mins prior
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@J0n__Guerra @Evan_P_Grant do you think you as an astros fan should be making cheating allegations
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3 months
@HPbasketball and they scheduled games during the women's natty which pulled 4 million more viewers than the men's lol. make it make sense
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2 years
@lynziekate Conference Finals Appearances: Luka Doncic - 1 Los Angeles Clippers - 1
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1 year
@ClaireMPLS @nytimes at no point in my life, even at my brokest, have i ever wanted to be famous. i will always argue that the fact that bron is a decent human despite being famous at 16 is incredible.
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@daveweigel smart of them to cap it at five minutes as he will be immediately rushed to the hospital at minute six
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1 year
@Tjonesonthenba @HPbasketball ......they would not have made the play in regardless of pulling the plug.
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2 years
@HPbasketball folks got so carried away with gatekeeping lebron that they unleashed this nonsense where we tell people they aren't eligible for single season regular season awards unless they've won finals MVPs
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@InternetHippo they used to say "do the crimes you love and you'll never be convicted a day in your life". but not anymore. because of woke.
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@turtlepiano @bomani_jones all integration is viewed as forced by racist white folk, my guy.
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3 years
@mariokartdwi the lone natty seltzer tells a whole story on its own.
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@VTMikeO @edsbs i would say my dad spends roughly 60% of any group dinner at a restaurant scheming up and then enacting a plan for how to pick up the check. barely even pays attention to the conversation
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@InternetHippo They told me not to bring up The Monuments Men. They said it wasn't woke to say the Rotten Tomatoes score. I shouldn't do it. Should I do it?
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@kenklippenstein i just know he's waiting to roll out Wrong DeSantis in a debate
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@bomani_jones might be the most cynical move in recent sports history
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@DragonflyJonez a shame we'll never know if deandre jordan was secretly wilt jr and only the brilliance of rick carlisle and mark cuban could unlock it
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@numxrr @AndrewLeezus @HPbasketball lost to the champs, same as your finals team. only difference is i've witnessed my team win a title, something you've never been able to say about your sad little franchise
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@HPbasketball none of these guys from that generation are ever gonna accept how good the euros are. except for AI because he's the coolest.
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@morninggloria the entire conservative male lifespan is just a series of self-owns.
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@KirkSeriousFace @JCrossover didn't, uhhh, he shoot every single time down the court to get 50 in dirk's last home game?
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@GoodmanHoops and all it took was the easiest path in nba history to save them from choking again
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@CJVogel_TFB you should not be allowed to do that, period
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@drewmagary 86 Celtic was the best team in Scottish Premier league history, NO ONE DISPUTES THIS
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@mavsmarie p sure he just doesn't want ppl to know where in mexico he is lol
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@pixelatedboat Tucker Carlson: "actually, it's good that Trump did 9/11"
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@SaraCivian i have never encountered her in any context other than "this is patrick mahomes' wife" and i find it so weird that people have such a strong hatred for someone who is seemingly very benign
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@eledlouis correct, he's way above those levels.
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@RandomAthletess let him cook
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@AB_2official @CJVogel_TFB how bout this year, smart guy?
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@jga41agher dwight powell would have gotten suspended for 5 games for doing that
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@HPbasketball sir you spent all night and morning talking shit about luka's performance in a road close out, you should be intimately familiar with the concept
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@questlove probably because it means they have a better phone than you?
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