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1 year

@keelsonwheels14 temper tantrums

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@TaxLawProf @kristapColorado oh you can get ready to size up her clothes over the summer then bc this has all the hallmarks of a growth spurt

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@kattenbarge @NBCNews getting the feeling your day is about to get worse

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3 years

LSU has no QB, 39 scholarship players that traveled on the jet, 25 on a school bus of walk-ons, plus 8 guys from the Iberville Parish Jail trash detail and 2 hobos from Bourbon Street that are listed as special teams. And Kansas State is only favored by 7.

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5 years

She needs them. That bitch steps on a rusty nail she's dead.

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5 years

Jenny McCarthy wears combat boots to the 2019 #Emmys

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@keelsonwheels14 lol good q

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4 years

Over 5% of the adult US population has gotten a shot in the last 72 hours. A berserk stat.

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3 years

The worlds most thorough necropsy is about to occur on Medina Spirit. Baffert better pray not so much as a molded oat is found inside that horse.

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5 years

@darth Darth we cutting those sprouts out and then planting them this is crazy times

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5 years

Y’all @The_Illest out here dressed like Ernie but eating chips like Burt.

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6 years

@RealKidPoker Just got engage and she already got all your cash. Wait till marriage.

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1 year

Corn absorbs 10 tons per acre of CO2. Iowa's corn crop alone each year absorbs 125 million tons of CO2. But we are giving 1.2 billion to $oxy for a 30 ton per year hopeful experiment? This nation is has lost its mind.

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9 years

im disappointed in all my closest friends bc none of them have a private jet i can borrow

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6 years

On behalf of all dads everywhere, I'ld like to take this opportunity to remind daughters everywhere to never let your gas tank go lower than a quarter.

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9 months

@RealKidPoker @LasVegasLocally i felt sorry for the dude...certainly understandable reaction lolol

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7 years

This chick in Whataburger just took her last Xanax then licked then inside of her Rx bottle. 10/10 would date.

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5 years

Lost my mom over the weekend. Brutal blow. Lost dad just after Christmas 2018. They were married 63 years and she was never the same without him. And I’m truly ready to turn the page into 2020.

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7 months

@funderlaw you are gonna get "well actually" on this one lolol

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1 year

Can you imagine being a Chinese spy and seeing an order to Amazon for a wifi connected ice maker to a Governors mansion? That's literally Christmas. Idiots.

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6 years

I’d like to know the divorce rates of plantation weddings vs beach weddings vs church weddings. I’d gamble on beach being highest.

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2 years

@KayceSmith i will pull for A&M this year just to see you waddling around at 8 1/2 months getting to your seat at the natty lololol

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4 years

@cal_gif whats his net worth

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8 months

this is why Toyota's run 300,000 miles

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8 months

Apparently ‘Bed making competition’ is a thing. The way he put that Duvet together was a thing of beauty.

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5 years

If someone told me tomorrow was January 43rd I'm not even looking at the calendar Im just nodding

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3 years

@MetsMinute @AdamSchefter @seanburstyn it was a damn good read...his attorney shot fire at the Bucs...gonna be some shit go down

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4 years

I heard 3 "amens" during this so you know it's real.

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4 years

Gov. Greg Abbott (R-TX) goes on a big rant about big tech and says censorship of conservative views will be “against the law” in Texas soon.

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4 years

@Bonecondor there's no male alive that has a fridge that clean even if it is empty lmao

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4 years

@jonfortt You are trying to play both sides of the coin. Maybe that's how you keep your job. Just doesn't "look good" to the common folks on twitter. Be a suit if you have to keep your job, but man it stinks.

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4 years

@LasVegasLocally In ‘72-73 you might randomly see Dean Martin, Frank Sinatra, Redd Foxx, Liberace, Johnny Carson or Elvis. 90s were great, but the early 70s are on a level Hollywood or New York City couldn’t compete with.

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3 years

@ScottGottliebMD the discount we now have to give to any data or advice from the CDC is almost shameful

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8 years

i bet the first person that heard a parrot say something back had a really hard time explaining that to the rest of the tribe

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4 years

@LasVegasLocally @VitalVegas Ive seen fights and drag racing donut cutting vids on/off the strip all weekend. Weird vibe. But no one got shot. Soooo small win.

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5 months

@botticellibimbo DCI might as well be Navy Seals

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9 months

@AllenKessler @Uber_Support idk how much of the $38 he keeps but Tunica to Memphis airport is like an hour drive...if you offered the whole $38 it's still 2 hours of his life round trip it's awful for everyone involved

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6 years

I’m not moving I need this entire chair so you can just sit your ass somewhere else. Love, Elsie

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5 years

@RealKidPoker As a 20 year SQL database server and web-farm guy I can think of many ways this could accidently happen. Glitches and bugs happen. More than you know. Hang in there. Better days ahead.

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5 years

Thinking @espn and @PokerGO has really nailed this WSOP broadcast adding @JamieKerstetter to Lon and @NormanChad . Of all the ppl they've tried in the booth, no one has had the chemistry and been such a powerful communicator. She's good. Together the trio is great.

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6 years

Would the last sober person on twitter tonight please just turn off the lights

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2 years

@ruthhook_ Many guys straight up believe tats are manifestations from issues that express as self mutilation. And lots of shrinks back that up empirically.

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6 months

@Emaperidol do you have a bf or was he just not vibing right in the looks dept these are always curious encounters to me on what went wrong...he stepped up, shot his shot, and flamed out and didn't piss you off in the process...like dang

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4 years

@VitalVegas I'm 15 year Diamond and have never gotten a call. Im a Joe Blow at @GoldenNuggetLV and their VIP host contacts me on the reg...so I always make it point to go downtown and give them some action just bc they hustle for it.

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4 years

@marcorandazza @RobinhoodApp were getting ready to IPO...prolly dead now

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8 years

Mom's had 3 surgeries in 3 days. Dad just told her to smile. With her one good arm she threw a stick of broccoli at him.

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2 years

@LasVegasLocally that...or just maybe ownership isn't spending a fucking penny on infrastructure and the whole place is falling apart

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6 months

@KayceSmith No hater but Goat's get the ship. And she didn't get the ring. Good not great.

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2 years

@LHSummers Govt money isn’t a scarce resource. That’s a con and a cop out. Printers can run 24/7 when they want them to. See also Ukraine

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6 years

Greatest gimmick ever. Shipping time doesn’t start till it leaves the warehouse. I wish I could tell my bosses deadlines don’t start till it leaves my desk for yours.

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6 years

@dmarknewman Hi there! Two-Day shipping refers to business days, after the order leaves our warehouse, as detailed here: Your order may take additional time to prepare, so the timer won't start right away. I hope this helps! ^SP

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4 years

@whereisbbykays Self respect and testosterone

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4 years

@raypaulick There's 560 trillion picograms in a Salonpas, with a metabolic half life of 1 hour. Unless the groom just wiped the tongue ties on the salonpas? And every groom would know salonpas has medication in it...esp at Baffert's level. I call bullshit. Where there's smoke there's fire.

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4 years

@CriminelleLaw congrats...congrats...congrats i knew he was a keeper when you got sick this summer and he stuck it out

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7 years

Anytime I see a short paragraph tattooed on a chick I always think she could have just tweeted that.

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3 years

@KATVShelby i get not wanting new prisons, but going to jail over it shoots your argument in the foot

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8 years

A skeleton staff of orthopedists #herdsofdoctors @medicalaxioms

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3 years

@Parkerlawyer Much respect from all of us out here in the #sausagearmy RIP

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3 years

@LasVegasLocally @theKING_II there's gonna be 9 million types of camera footage on this one

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4 years

@pamelam35 Pamela it's been a casino since just before 1929.

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9 months

@Parkerlawyer Fundy is so screwed...dude, just hand her your credit card and take the L

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2 years

@CarterBWorth taking the other side of this bc this is waaaay too obvious to even novice traders and those are the ones who get played we prolly open 200 higher on the jobs report and sell relentlessly from noon to close then start selling Rosh Hashanah 9/6 till Fed meets

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3 years

@jimcramer He's got 2 Dragons attached to the space station rn...never been done before

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3 years

@j_thePA i've said this before...will tell you again...though it is expensive, semaglutide does exactly this one bite of a cookie tastes like an entire pack - for like 2 hours one bite of steak tastes like a 32 oz porterhouse and fills you up instantly absolute foodie miracle drug

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11 months

@RacingDFS She’s amazingly bad with such consistency

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6 months

@Lazor2828 She said “we orgasm together” from it but usually shes just “reading a book or has her earpods in” WTAF that’s not how that business works

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7 years

ICE ranked: 1. Crushed / Sonic 2. Disc 3. Block 4. Cubed 5. Dry 6. Border patrol

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6 years

In the south, no woman over 70 dies without a will. Just pick up any item she owns and read the name on the masking tape.

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3 years

Imagine owning a Tesla in NOLA and now you won’t even have a vehicle for a month. Can’t even escape.

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4 years

My four favorite fragrants in full bloom

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5 years

When you wanna tailgate the Saints game but don't trust the levee

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6 years

Took Elsie to see Granny at the rehab hospital. Thinking about leaving her.

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5 years

@EM_RESUS @Gay__MD This is an awesome thread even for non MDs who are just physiology geeks

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4 years

@RivalSchoolX @LasVegasLocally Masks mandatory would save your worker's ass but cost you a percent or two. It's sad they didn't mandate that. My guess is, eventually they will have to.

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3 years

it's a great night to be 28 to 35...everything aimed squarely at one target group

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5 years

Turn right in 1,000 feet is truly worthless information to any human.

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6 years

This almost 9 week weenie puppy knows “No” and “Don’t bite”. And mostly just ignores it.

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5 years

Elsie turns 2 today. What’s a good treat??

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2 years

@Parkerlawyer i've screwed up code before that cost companies 6 figures instantly and it's just the cost of doing business...but a kiddo get's popped by the man in the process of learning his job for twenty bucks and they book him...i hate ppl too

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7 years

I just saw a average Valentine’s Day card in this store was $7.95 and wonderin if y’all girls still accepting handmade cards

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10 months

@carlquintanilla @CaseyNewton @CNN @oliverdarcy in 14 years and about a quarter million posts never seen major brands on here...this is a non story

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7 years

@darth i throw the lids away as soon as i buy em just to save myself the aggravation

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3 years

Better than the original. Unbelievable. Harry Styles. Wow.

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3 years

Millennials out here calm cool and collected acting like everything is just business as usual. GenX all lookin at each other going, we've seen this movie before and it doesn't have a happy ending.

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8 years

Someone was so high in the 70s that they thought beads would make a good curtain.

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5 years

I tried to eat a salad for dinner. I got 3 bites in then cooked 6 pieces of french toast bc this is no time to be living right.

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7 years

Coldest expert witness ever. #LawTwitter

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@DannyDutch

7 years

Courtroom exchange of the day.

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7 years

Unpopular opinion: Paris is not the most romantic city in the world.

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3 years

If you think we are a divided nation (worse than ever) just a quick reminder that FDR once moved Thanksgiving and the Republican states celebrated on the last Thursday in November and the Dems celebrated on FDR's earlier date. That whole story is kinda hilariously American.

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5 years

@VitalVegas That’s a legit review and it could be applied to other Caesars Vegas properties. They don’t care. That review didn’t get him banned. Zero chance. Being a complete drunken abusive asshole and throwing things gets you banned. Or get caught cheating. That’s it. One or the other.

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4 years

Apparently California casinos do not "owe a general duty of care to gamblers" when it comes to cheating. But when Phil Ivey does it to the casino, it's stealing tax revenue from the state and therefore unlawful.

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4 years

Just letting the poker community know that if you decide to cheat on a live stream you are free to do so. There will be no accountability for your actions and you are free to steal hundreds of thousands of dollars. The casino, and employees who might help you, are not accountable

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3 years

FedEx down huge in the 3rd quarter. Then I remember I mailed a package Saturday at the USPS for $4 and it arrived Monday morning 400 miles away and wonder why FedEx is even in business.

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5 years

Writing my last child support check ever today after 14 years. Got mom and judge to agree to take the last 10 months lump sum. (They’ve fought me doing that for years.)

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2 years

You can't be a Dem today and not hate both parties. I get why you would hate Repubs. But you have POTUS, House and a breakable tie in the Senate yet their answers now are "lets use it to make it about the election in November"

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6 years

If you are ever in Mississippi, you can have Bourdain’s picks at City Grocery in Oxford or Does in Greenville. He had a classic Delta dinner at Doe’s of salad, hot tamales, fries, shrimp and porterhouse steak. It’s what I always order.

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3 years

@NinjaParanoid he's laid bare the facts and you look like a scam artist on twitter now no dog in the fight, but clearly you need to do better than this from what he's shed light on just now

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6 years

10 years ago today...and I still laugh when I hear it I got my swim trunks, and my flippie-floppies I'm flipping burgers, you at Kinko's straight flippin' copies

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@dmarknewman

5 years

growing up everyone wanted the super power of reading minds...and since twitter came out you know i never hear anyone saying that anymore

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3 years

@carlquintanilla When you no longer understand the future, that is the right time to retire.

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6 years

Guess who bit the vet???

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7 months

i used to see this tiny "blind" Asian woman walking the halls of all the Caesars properties and her cane managed to silently push on every bottom door corner all the way down the hall she was so slick a door pusher i almost respected her hustle...saw her dozens of trips

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1 year

@OxfordPolice @john_bobbins put me on the jury...just for this tweet i'd hang it or vote not guilty...Oxford PD can do better these girls are just being silly...a felony charge is STUPID

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5 years

Reason 602 I never drink: Last night I convinced myself my glasses were unlucky and launched them into the Flamingo waterfowl habitat.

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