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aj PA-C

@j_thePA

3 years

I got yelled at for being too horny today by the nurse who gave me my flu shot for saying “innoculate me daddy”

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aj PA-C

@j_thePA

3 years

Is burnout hoping your covid test is positive so you can have 5 days off

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3 years

It really freaks me out seeing patients who had such mild, borderline asymptomatic COVID come back with just fibrotic and basically non-functional lungs months later

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6 months

The whole “you’re going to die alone if you don’t have kids” argument sends me because like.. Do you not have loved ones?

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2 years

I worked overtime all weekend and my husband golfed. He made this meme

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1 year

@Blair_Bear90 No means no, but if this were me he just got himself a second date 😂😂

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aj PA-C

@j_thePA

6 years

Med Instagram: look at how perfect my notes are, my sexy scrubs, here’s my stethoscope shaped perfectly around my coffee Med Twitter: I only cried twice today and I’m not sure who’s or what bodily fluids are on my sleeve. I also had Taco Bell three times in the past hour.

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2 years

Overheard a resident presenting to their fellow describing a lab as “a little sus” and I am so pumped for the next generation of doctors

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@j_thePA

6 years

I have no idea what to get fiancé for Christmas. Last time we said “oh let’s just do something small” I got his a keychain bottle opener and he got me a diamond engagement ring.

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aj PA-C

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4 years

this app is free

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aj PA-C

@j_thePA

4 years

only @DGlaucomflecken can come on twitter be like hey I basically died a little here’s some jokes carry on

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aj PA-C

@j_thePA

2 years

my rural republican boyfriend married a bisexual witch and is now openly celebrating a democratic senate

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aj PA-C

@j_thePA

4 years

an... old... medical.... drama.... ??!?!?!?

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4 years

Only just discovered a old medical drama called House and I'm as addicted as I was for Grey's 😱counting this as productive preparation for entering clinical years (Y3) :) Mad to think it started when I was 4 years old lol no wonder I hadn't heard of it😂 #MedTwitter

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aj PA-C

@j_thePA

5 years

Saw my OBGYN today and apologized for being on my period during the exam... She gave me a solid lecture about how having a normal bodily function isn’t rude and to never apologize Holy shit I’m catching feelings

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aj PA-C

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2 years

every once in a while I realize that everyone in the hospital are being kept alive 20 and 30 somethings who struggle to feed themselves anything but caffeine

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aj PA-C

@j_thePA

3 years

The weirdest things overwhelm me. A rapid response/code blue? No problem. Returning a package or making an exchange? I’ll just eat my money thanks

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aj PA-C

@j_thePA

5 years

I’m going to say it. I work with residents. I learn the same things they learn. I get to go home, because I’m a PA. They work 28 hour call. I come back, rested and ready to learn. They’re zombies. This is not how we should train physicians.

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aj PA-C

@j_thePA

4 years

today, in the year of our lord 2020, I asked a patient if they were under any extra stress.

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aj PA-C

@j_thePA

4 years

just to be clear... we’re all drinking every day, right?

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aj PA-C

@j_thePA

3 years

It’s really awkward when covid patients simultaneously have scabies and you need to prescribe ivermectin

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aj PA-C

@j_thePA

3 years

A nurse colleague was venting about the “you’re so smart why aren’t you a doctor?” And he response is gold: “Why would you want a dumb nurse?”

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aj PA-C

@j_thePA

3 years

We are all burnt out and miserable, the least we can do is be kind to each other.

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aj PA-C

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3 years

Twitter, meet Hank

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aj PA-C

@j_thePA

3 years

all these hospitals posting beautiful nurse appreciation paragraphs like they didn’t cut their staffing ratios, take away their IRP, delayed raises, and pay cuts.

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aj PA-C

@j_thePA

3 years

Sorry have to mute this. Keep in mind I work with an immunocompromised population however even these long term effects aren’t isolated to this population either. Please look for studies with data and talk to your doctor if you’re concerned!!

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5 years

People are freaking out about the coronavirus but won’t get their damn flu shots

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@j_thePA

5 years

The extra anxiety when your patient is a physician excuse me as I listen to every single lung field

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aj PA-C

@j_thePA

6 years

Women are amazing. Women are bad ass doctors. Women are bad ass surgeons. Women are bad ass PAs. Women are bad ass nurses. Women are bad ass mothers. Woman are badass bosses. Women are bad ass. Respect us or gtfo.

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aj PA-C

@j_thePA

4 years

People who don’t work in medicine or even at the hospital trying to “educate” people on how we’re lying about COVID really make me feel a certain way

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aj PA-C

@j_thePA

5 years

Fun fact: if I die in a mass shooting or any gun violence, you have my full permission to talk about it, politicize it, take charge and take action immediately. No week to grieve and sure as hell I won’t want your thoughts and prayers.

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aj PA-C

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4 years

I really can’t handle the new hand sanitizer smelling like tequila it’s bringing up bad memories that I barely remember

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2 months

My mom got her hip replaced last Monday. Having a very hard time managing her expectations

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aj PA-C

@j_thePA

5 years

Do not call a patient a poor historian because you failed to use an interpreter for their language to take your history

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aj PA-C

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6 years

Straight men: I’m not homophobic, I’m just uncomfortable with the idea of men hitting me on. Literally every woman: Oh you don’t fucking say?

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aj PA-C

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4 years

Can we talk about how stupid and downright childish it is for adults that work in a hospital to write up other adults that work in the hospital?

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aj PA-C

@j_thePA

2 years

Hi my mother said her primary care doctor won’t manage her anxiety because it’s not “his field” lets light some pitch forks because wtf

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aj PA-C

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3 years

It’s so hard losing weight when you really love food

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aj PA-C

@j_thePA

3 years

Anyone else not get their home covid tests yet?

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@j_thePA

3 years

“Will you come in at midnight tonight?” “no” “We’ll pay you 200/hr” “…fine.”

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aj PA-C

@j_thePA

3 years

Adult life is coming home to your partner and both of you threatening to quit your job every single night until you retire

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aj PA-C

@j_thePA

4 years

I think the hardest part about trying to talk with someone not in healthcare is they simply can’t grasp how COVID had essentially ran my life since March. I can’t even relate to people anymore.

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aj PA-C

@j_thePA

3 years

I’ll never get over the ultimate “I’m calling my dad/mom” move that is handing the phone over to your attending

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aj PA-C

@j_thePA

5 years

Ladies: what’s your strongest flex? Do not worry about being cocky. I am smart. Like stupid smart, from a stupid young age. And not ashamed. I’m also super good at makeup. WHATS YOURS?

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aj PA-C

@j_thePA

3 years

Me looking up how to work up and manage hyponatremia for the 210th time

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aj PA-C

@j_thePA

5 years

Is anyone getting COVID tests that come back negative and you don’t believe it?

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aj PA-C

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4 years

I just accidentally used my husbands toothbrush and he acted like *that* was the grossest sharing of body fluids come on

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aj PA-C

@j_thePA

3 years

NOT WHITE PEOPLE COMPLAING OF NO DIVERSITY IN THE HALFTIME SHOW

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aj PA-C

@j_thePA

5 years

I will never apologize for choosing a field where I am paid quite well with thankfully not debilitating debt and still get to practice smart medicine. I will always argue that residents should be paid more and treated better. I can’t exist without good doctors.

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aj PA-C

@j_thePA

2 years

As my mom tested positive this morning and I have patients requesting ivermectin still and refusing Covid care… I’m so fucking over everything.

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@j_thePA

6 years

I unapologetically do not want to be a mother right now. For the first time in my life I am living with my husband. We have disposable income. We get drunk on Saturday afternoons and spend Sunday’s laying on the couch. We sleep. It’s amazing. *sees a baby* OH MY GOOOOOD ♥️♥️♥️

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aj PA-C

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4 years

coming in at a calorie deficit is hard when you burn 10 calories a day and eat 4000

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aj PA-C

@j_thePA

5 years

Essential oils do not cure cancer. They do not cure asthma. They do not cure bipolar disorder. They do smell very nice. *sprays pillow, room, life*

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aj PA-C

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4 years

Let’s all pray for my husband signed up for this and got this

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4 years

gonna be honest i really don’t think “can we afford 1000$/month for day care” should be part of the decision to have kids or not

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5 years

Once I’m out of quarantine, lose these 30 pounds, stop breaking out in zits, and survive coronavirus it’s over for you hoes

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1 year

I can’t get over how many on Medtwitter think that giving an injection is a medical skill akin to neurosurgery

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@j_thePA

5 years

At this wedding some guy was trying to be a medical hot shit trying to pick up girls. Telling them he’s going to be an orthopedic surgeon. I asked where he matched. He didn’t. I asked what year he was. He’s a premed.

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@j_thePA

4 years

we bought a 3lb pork shoulder from Aldi for 7$ and have gotten like 10 meals out of it and frankly I’m just sad more people don’t appreciate Aldi

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3 years

Hi I refused to limp for the vet and made my mom look crazy

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4 years

“Oh you bought a house with three bedrooms! Why would you do that if you don’t want kids?” TO HOLD ALL MY COOL SHIT THAT I BOUGHT WITH MONEY I DIDNT SPEND ON KIDS, KAREN.

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4 years

me waiting for my vaccine email

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3 years

I am not a provider I am a healthcare hero thank you I won’t be taking any questions

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4 years

my husband sent our takeout to the incorrect address and yes I am going to fucking cry about it I haven’t eaten all day after working 5 hours over shift end someone come pick up this man he’s single

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aj PA-C

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5 years

Let’s try unplugging 2020 and plugging it back in, see if that helps.

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aj PA-C

@j_thePA

3 years

healthcare workers are being asked to fall on their swords during this next Covid surge as if we weren’t carrying the weight of it all before

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3 years

90% of me is like yay science and the other part is like please I’m tired

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@j_thePA

5 years

I’m going to send a card to a patient’s wife. This patient just recently passed and his wife was buy his side 24/7, which means I was with her every time I saw him. I got to know her and connected with her. This isn’t inappropriate, right?

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@j_thePA

5 years

@heregoesthesun My personal dream was to get hit in the cross walk and have them hit me just enough for hairline fracture on my non dominant arm - with a little abrasions and bruises and then it would be goodbye student loan debt. Glad you’re okay!!

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3 years

Forever thankful I did not marry into a Turkey Trot family

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2 years

Our med student got a champagne tap on his first LP and I got to buy him a bottle of champagne 🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼

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1 year

I’ll be one of the first to admit that Taylor Swift really did introduce me to Travis Kelce and now I’m deep into the Kelce vs Rodgers vax war and I will be purchasing a Kelce jersey

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5 months

My dentist: “everything looks good! see you next year!” My dental hygienist: “you dumb bitch, learn how to floss you have grade two gum disease.”

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5 years

Today my nephew fell and hurt his knee. As he was crying I asked if he would ever walk again. He said no. I told him if he would never walk again I might as well cut his leg off. He cried harder. #auntoftheyear

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5 years

I know I’m just a lowly PA and all but watching non medical people claim incorrect medical things make me scream

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5 years

The fact that men get 14 drinks a week before they’re considered alcoholics and women only get 7 is some sexist shit

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4 years

i don’t love the narrative of rejoicing when a former covid denier gets sick and dies of covid

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4 years

What can I buy next to make me feel better about myself instead of eat better and exercise?

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4 years

I wish in medicine after an awful day you had the ability to take a personal day

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2 years

Is tsa precheck worth it?

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4 years

I genuinely feel pity for those who feel threatened by PAs and NPs. To go through all of that school and training, to know all of that science and medicine, to feel like you could be replaced is some insecure shit

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3 years

I really don’t mind when physicians don’t want to be called a provider but I really mind when my profession gets shit on in their arguments.

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4 years

the ophthalmologist is causing trouble again

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6 years

I had a woman insult my ability to take care of her father because I wasn’t a real doctor like her.. A PhD.

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@j_thePA

6 years

Today I banged out 3 bone marrow biopsies, and LP, two codes, coordinated care for all my patients. My attending pulled me aside and told me I’m thriving on my own. It was a good day.

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5 years

Not trying to be dramatic but having social events that ruin your hair washing schedule is the worst

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4 years

being a medical provider trying to schedule an appointment with your own medical provider is a logistical nightmare

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5 years

@StefanMolyneux Wow another white man telling me how I should live my life

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3 years

Husband promised me a blizzard from Dairy Queen. He just fell asleep… no blizzard. Divorce.

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3 years

My biggest issue with weight gain is my caloric intake. I LOVE food, and comfort food is my passion. Anyone have recommendations on substitutions in meals to make comfort foods a bit less calories but still comforting?

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5 years

If I make my body 60% alcohol will I be immune to the coronavirus?

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@j_thePA

4 years

My patient was yelling at me for not wanting to be in the hospital anymore and threatening to sign out AMA and you know what I don’t want to be here either so I signed out AMA with them

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@j_thePA

5 years

APPs exist so we can help doctors give the best care to patients, help doctors not stretch so thin. We can help with the work load. Let us help residents not kill themselves or not quit. Let us help them have a better life - so that they can graduate to be even better doctors.

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3 years

As I get excited that my patient’s O2 sat only drops to 80% with exertion I remember that this isn’t normal and used to be quite concerning

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4 years

My husband had a zoom party with friends last night and I went to bed early because I have to work today. He didn’t get into bed until 5am When I went downstairs there were beer cans and shot glasses on the counter. Do I.. do I get mad? Do I ask where he’s been??

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@j_thePA

3 years

Breakfast: ☕️🍌🍓 Lunch: 🥗🥒🥕 Dinner: 🍕🌮🍔🌭🍰🍪🍺🥃🍻🍹🍷🍷🍷

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3 years

2-5 months 😭

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4 years

At least my eyelashes look good #PPEselfie

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@j_thePA

5 years

To be honest it hurts to hear friends and family say that th US is doing a good job in this crisis as we ration our one surgical mask a week

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@j_thePA

4 years

*scenes from an academic hospital* Me: please do this thing Consultants: no M: please, my attending is requesting it C: no Attending: hey, i want this thing done C: oh hey of course, right away M: M:

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3 years

I JUST TOOK A BENADRYL INSTEAD OF A CLARITIN OMG WHAT DO I DO

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