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@dj_rozwell

3 years

hey! i was wondering when someone would notice this! i am the original creator of the "chad" picture. my roommate at the time was from chad so i designed the guy's head to be shaped like that as a tribute to my roommate. he has tried to sue me about this

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@dj_rozwell

4 years

never talked about this before but i wrote the navy seals copypasta

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what's the biggest impact you've made on the internet? I am the reason nigel thornberry became a meme, and I also made this gif

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@dj_rozwell

1 year

love this era where pop music has these visuals but it's still just anonymous songs you hear at planet fitness

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1 year

Doja Cat's new album 'SCARLET' will be released on September 22.

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2 years

i love that bullets work because a little stick pokes them in the asshole and they go YOWEEEEEEE and zoom off

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deleting my 16 duplicate drafts of "she artemis on my fowl" because now is not the time

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@745godstar my two greatest failures...both works of art created in good faith and used to mock and denigrate others on the internet. i pray there is no hell, for if there is, then surely i am destined for it

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4 years

@HarrisonMains lmao what else was he going to listen on, itunes?

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3 years

@rockinrifle oh no it's just where my roommate is from

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3 years

@usagiibunbun yes, but i want to be clear that i do not condone the current usage of the character. i think all opinions are valuable, and the original purpose was not to disparage or denigrate anybody else's viewpoints 😌

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4 years

do you guys know anything about lawyers? like do i need one here or

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4 years

@wienerfard a heated moment on the imdb discussion boards. i had been playing a lot of SOCOM us navy seals on ps2 at the time, from which i drew inspiration. i wince in embarrassment looking back now. obviously i am not a member of the navy seals

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@dj_rozwell

2 years

honestly if you're over 27 listening to music at all you should be tied to 2 dodge chargers and pulled apart in opposite directions

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people over the age of 35 (and that’s pushing it) attending music festivals don’t realise they’re ruining the vibe and weirding everyone out. you might think you’re living your best life but you’re actually living your most embarrassing life. try a real ale festival instead.

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2 years

newest victim of the 27 club

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2 years

After 27 years, Microsoft is officially shutting down the Internet Explorer Browser this week.

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@Dr_Tran10 i'm a virgin

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@dj_rozwell

4 years

stop asking about book/film rights....this meme doesn't belong to me. it belongs to the people.

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@dj_rozwell

1 year

the shit that goes down at front bottoms shows is way gnarlier than anything you'll see at any bdsm powerviolence noise performance art show or hardcore pit because the trauma inflicted occurs strictly in the unexplored frontiers of the human mind

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@dj_rozwell

6 years

if someone threatened to bomb me and demanded bitcoin id be like shit broe you're gonna have to bomb me. i still dont know how the fuck bitcoin works and like 4 bearded guys have explained it to me 6 different times at parties

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1 year

how me and my gf used to text vs how we text now

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4 years

this is not true btw

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4 years

this was all a lie lol sorry for lying

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this was all a lie lol sorry for lying

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never talked about this before but i wrote the navy seals copypasta

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1 year

there's a nonzero chance that video games and music are gonna be looked at as the canary in the coalmine for whatever we're gonna call the end of the 2nd gen platformization era

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bandcamp is being sold by epic games to a pretty shady looking company

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@dj_rozwell

4 years

@kinda_fresh @jack_hamilton operative words: college, boston, harvard...the privilege is already there out in the open and unpacked. if something is funny you don't have to suddenly feel guilty and scold yourself because it's not 100% approved and privilege free. at the end of the day, cops took a funny L.

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3 years

@Newposter2 i try to avoid doing bits these days, they often go awry

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2 years

thats false. ketchup does exist. where do you get off saying this kinds of crap online....

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2 years

this audio is so funny

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Reseller lost $20K botting the "True Blue Jordan 1s 😳👏

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3 years

i'm gonna be honest, this is funny as fuck

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This is hell.

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3 years

People talk alot of shit about the Midwest but this is what $900 a month gets you in Kansas City

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@dj_rozwell

4 years

@TheBaconOfHair legally i cannot give specificities until ~48 hours from now

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2 years

2001: a space odyssey? you mean HAL's moving castle?

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@dj_rozwell

4 years

jk rowling doesn't know shit about wizards. real wizards aren't terfs. this is what a real wizard looks like

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3 years

she let me hit because i'm morose and lugubrious

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2 years

@lauritadianita2 @__whelmed @amaditalks oh so it's literally just asking lol

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@titmouse973 ive been making this face the entire past hour

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4 years

@brutalsludge yeah the lawsuit is going to go public ~48 hours from now so i figured i would get ahead of it

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4 years

@jumbudrif well i mean, we were talking about the film Congo

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@dj_rozwell

2 years

A small missouri town just tore down a statue of jefferson davis and replaced it with this

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@dj_rozwell

3 years

i don't give a fuck about the shrimp they caught in florida. i care about women

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Does anybody care about this shrimp they caught in Florida

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@bonboneybones nobody's been able to make it happen yet but i'm sure i have the ability

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@albinoterror143 @rockinrifle Country Chad is Chad's brother from out in the boonies

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2 years

@__whelmed @amaditalks i'm curious about the play date language you're describing, i haven't heard of it before. do you have examples?

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@dj_rozwell

3 years

when they started calling it "the cloud", the purpose was to basically trick non-computer-literate people into thinking there was no physical infrastructure behind it, thus resolving big tech companies of responsibility for things like data breaches or shitty overpriced service

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1 year

i wonder if people in other countries still think americans are idiots who love it here or if they plan on realizing we're real people held histage in a giant meat grinder who need help getting the fuck out

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The Supreme Court has ruled that businesses can discriminate against LGBTQ Americans.

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3 years

it brings me great joy to say that thanks to our sheer hater energy (& the power of 🟢), spotify's stock value has plummeted below its original price when it went public in 2018. all gains from 2019-2022 have been wiped out. we couldn't have done it without wizkids like you.

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3 months

copyright is one of the greatest modern forces for evil. made up of nothing more than air and words and fear, but has been used to silently, coldly siphon money out of the hands of the marginalized into the bags of wealthy institutions for a little over 200 years

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2 years

RT if you think the kfc murder chicks should open for the death grips

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3 years

commissioner, you're going to want to see this. we've enhanced the photos and found the crew that's been knocking over those armored cars

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1 year

how do musicians go on strike in a way that doesn't involve shaming our fans not to use spotify and hoping that works?

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3 years

inventions that go hard

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A tool for researchers to quickly shuffle between different books

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3 years

don't mold your life according to memes on apps. the culture is not your friend. figure your own self out before it's too late

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fr. his movies are so fucked up and insane, i just have to wonder....what was he smoking? was he smoking drugs? like dude, lay off the drugs. if you looked up "mind f**k" in the dictionary you'd find a picture of david lunch. his movies are like LSD...on acid. too insane for me

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3 years

LEAN IS A GUY????

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1 year

the throwing-glowsticks-at-death -grips-ification of protest

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Gen z protests a little different

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4 years

"NFT investing community"....you mean the jpeg mafia?

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1 year

you can throw your dead mom onstage at my shows i don't give a fuck

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P!nk is left shocked as fan throws mother’s ashes on-stage: “Step too far”

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3 years

never talked about this openly before but i am the guy who made this album

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3 years

it's funny that you bring this up - the woman who painted the original green hat pimp spongebob variant most commonly seen online was actually my neighbor growing up, who worked at a local t-shirt store.

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@Videofarminc @Paruko_ABXY I hope the dude who drew the gangsta SpongeBob image is doing great in life

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@HumpedMyJeweler @justtenur fellas is it gay to listen to music

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3 years

yes. when i designed the continent of africa i made that one area around the groin region dark-green as a tribute to how my roommate would pee his pants as a joke

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@dj_rozwell Can you pls let us know if this was intentional too?

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the main weakness of the NFT concept is that they are non-fungible (cannot be funged). this is a major weakness, and one of the biggest problems facing tech today. we at psneaky are proud to announce that we have found a solution.

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@delolala no laughing matter. i regret my words deeply. if i had known that it would be posted and spread and used to swear at people 13 years in the future i would have never typed it

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4 years

@_Owlbyte_ @brutalsludge the non disclosure agreement columbia pictures made me sign prevents me from commenting until ~48 hours from now

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3 years

at this point how and why exactly is it surprising? has anything about eminem's music or brand ever indicated he wouldn't buy into something like this at age 60 or however old he is?

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$40 - nut video (moaning) $50 - nut video (screaming) $60 - nut video (shrieking) $250 - nut video (meditating) $500 - nut video (levitating at stonehenge) $1000 - nut video (hollering)

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fuck jk rowling she's a piece of shit and she doesn't know shit about wizards

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pre nut insanity > post nut clarity. no one ever won a formula 1 race or built the statue of liberty AFTER nutting

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2 years

a lot of experimental art sucks because as artists we are usually too dumb to really understand what the point of an experiment is

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"why are guys so quiet during sex" bro the lunk alarm

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we need to cut the "uwu you should rest" horseshit and bring back shoplifting guides because that's the only way most americans are gonna survive long enough to rest in the first place

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what does “prioritizing rest” even look like when you -have to- work or you’ll literally suffer?

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3 years

online musicians are basically taught that "the algorithm" is to blame for their lack of plays. have we stopped to consider that it's just offputting to complain publicly that people you don't know aren't listening to your music enough?

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“when we gonna link” me:

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1 year

this is literally the anonymous planet fitness music i was talking about lol

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This video CHEWS, I just know she's gonna eat at the VMAs

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the most aggressive challenging territorial domineering toxic unhinged thing you can do is respond "ok." to someone

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huh

scary tings 🪡

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greek statue guy mad about hamburger helper irl

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canadian cigarette boxes look like this

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type "white ppl don't say awesomesauce anymore they say " and let your phone autocomplete

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being broke long enough lets you unlock a special version of life called "just not caring about whatever the standard life script is this decade". if you're weird enough eventually you're the right kind of person to handle whatever society will have become by the time you're 72

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i just turned to ash and said "i don't care what you say. sewerslvt pioneered breakcore as a genre." and she looked me dead in the eyes and just, farted

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pick one to protect you. the other will try to kidnap you and eat you

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4 years

i can't explain why, but this has "i'm about to embezzle $136,000 dollars from kickstarter and disappear forever" vibes

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Here's a image from the cancelled Seth MacFarlane Flintstones reboot, taken from background artist Andy Clark's website.

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2 years

went back through old IG message requests. never standing on an amtrak train bathroom sink for u animals ever again

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they should make a microwave with suicide doors

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had to buy my incel boyfriend incel shirts

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hey friends, doing my best but i'm running very low on funds again and also still homeless. if anyone would like to pitch in to help keep me afloat, it'd be deeply appreciated. my pay pal: @djrozwell my cash app: $djrozwell my ven mo: @JamesSherrill23