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@disterler

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evil ashswag go bye bye

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@disterler

13 days

I need to take Grian’s advice so badly

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4 months

Grian your wish from season six has been granted four seasons later

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3 months

Mumbo please I am begging you fix the trapdoors I'm losing my mind

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2 months

Is this how the teams during the life series slept in last life and limited life??

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@disterler

2 months

Also reminder that the owner of ao3 is a Zionist and you shouldn’t donate any money to them! You CAN continue using the site and in fact, I encourage you to use ao3. It costs them to keep the servers up and you are using it for free.

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@disterler

15 days

THIS COMMENT IS KILLING ME

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@disterler

10 days

WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT THIS HELLO

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@disterler

1 month

If I ever become homophobic this is the reason

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@disterler

26 days

This chicken has RIZZ AND MONEY

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21 days

GUYS.

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12 days

I swear this actually happens a lot

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@disterler

14 days

this is TWITCH we ship mincrafters here GO BACK TO YOUTUBE

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@disterler

21 days

I FORGET MY OOMFS AREN'T ONLY LSTWT IM SORRY 😭😭😭🙏

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@disterler

2 months

WHY DID I FIND THIS IN MY PHONE???

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@disterler

1 month

Support small creators!!

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2 months

I miss them

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@disterler

2 months

Anyone up missing tsftlt and whispering dial???

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12 days

@atMONIEsphere the *dream in the back quietly* is taking me out 😭😭😭✋

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@disterler

1 month

Why do I actually kinda see it what.

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1 month

BRANZYCRAFT IS OFFBRAND ETHOSLAB???

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11 days

swagdoons? more like swagdon’ts. 😎

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2 months

My ass is NOT talking in chatsteal ITS FREAKING SCARY OH MY GOSH IM TERRIFIED PLUS THERE'S CCS THERE TOO OH 😰😰😰😰😰

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@disterler

7 days

He didn't like this one

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7 days

mumbo have you heard of your friend grian doing his queerbaiting activities

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@disterler

7 days

get me out of the freaksteal smp

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@disterler

10 days

Btw idc if we share the same interest do NOT interact with me if you are a fan of that specific band 🙏🙏

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@disterler

11 days

Ashswag is being nice??? Pls answer :( MCCR3 probably forced him to do it ☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️

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11 days

i’m gonna start hating less and loving more from now onwards

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23 days

Is that ashswag or

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@disterler

2 months

wemmbu.. you are NOT permit office grian

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@disterler

10 days

If you don't stop, I'm gonna have to BLOCK you

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7 days

@SpookCrab REAL whenever I see the homophobic and transphobic fans I'm just in shock because.. how?

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7 days

fuck my stupid like I thought this was taking about ashswag until the picture loaded

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9 days

JUSTICE FOR ASH !!!!!! SHES GREAT AS WELL

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1 month

Oh my gosh these kids on roblox are so mad because I’m a master baiter and they can’t bait as well as me 😭😭🙏

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@disterler

23 days

Hey moots just want an age check rq you can to put an exact age or an age range if you would like or dm me! Just wanna know for my comfort 😓

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18 days

Moots come here I'll do this after school

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@disterler

28 days

What's that condition where you have two different eye colors is it like heterophobia or something

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@disterler

4 months

@starlit_voids Pack it up Xisumavoid

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@disterler

11 days

Why am I blocked???

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@disterler

20 days

Dude ever since I've started watching ashswag my Internet has been so bad literally

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@disterler

7 days

mumbo have you heard of your friend grian doing his queerbaiting activities

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7 days

Big Ron's merch store is closing soon.

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@disterler

2 months

The real question is why does Mumbo Jumbo follow Donald Trump.

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22 days

wait joel's skin used to be shrek and his current skin just has the clothes and ashswag's skin is a up qr code of a shrek image...

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@disterler

4 months

@RealitysLie STOP IT THEY ARE SO BRITISH I HATE IT THEY NEED TO USE THEIR MINECRAFT USERNAMES IRL INSTEAD

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@disterler

1 month

If you are ever having a bad day, just know that grian is having a worse one.. he has a sad grian montage

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@disterler

3 months

I have blocked everyone who isn’t my partner!! If you are still here you are now my wonderful partner 🔥

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@disterler

15 days

type "lifesteal is" and let your autocorrect finish it

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@disterler

24 days

(repost) don't forget me guys!! its me disterler

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@disterler

4 months

WHY WHY DURING MY EXAMS

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4 months

May 15.... Jet Lag: AU$TRALIA (ooooo whoooa i wonder why the dollar sign in there hmmmm wow interesting mmmmm)

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@disterler

15 days

Hey guys!! I realised how its ok if my king ashswag doesn’t notice me😅 and honestly I’m lucky enough I was born in the same time period as him!! so.. I might start uploading again🥺💕 /c

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@disterler

1 month

You might be old but are you THIS OLD (I literally changed my layout last week)

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@disterler

28 days

Reminder if you support the genocide, neutral about it, or don't want to do anything about it, dni. You are still supporting genocide even if you are "neutral" whether you realize it or not.

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@disterler

27 days

I'm a bad boy and it's plain to see, so why won't good girls get along with me?

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@disterler

23 days

How are these kids playing Minecraft in my class like it's some website HOW

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@disterler

4 months

@GTWScar @impulseSV Sooooo did he ever join???? 🧐

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@disterler

7 days

I can't believe Grian has been queerbaiting us this whole time omg

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@disterler

23 days

just found out what friends with benefits means i thought they were like extra best friends or they are friends but they do stuff for each other or something help

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@disterler

27 days

i miss you.. come back to me..

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@disterler

1 month

Heyyy doing this in a few hours maybe!

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@disterler

3 months

Me when I suspect my best friend has built something in my base

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@disterler

1 month

do you guys ever think about some ccs who used to be a fan of dsmp or hermitcraft and them perhaps being apart of the community not only releasing videos about them but maybe even writing fanfiction or is that just me

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2 months

Question for traffictwt and hermittwt. Is Grumbo (Grian x Mumbo) a rare pair.

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@disterler

15 days

Wemmbu? More like UwU

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@disterler

4 months

What if etho is actually one of us in traffictwt/hermittwt and he doesn't go on his official account because he forgets

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@disterler

28 days

Fuck you david you haven’t even posted anything

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when an account that hasn't been online in 10 years has the username i want:

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@disterler

2 months

@ethocor3 WHY DID THEY PUT DREAM AND PARROT IN THE SAME CATEGORY WHAT THE HELL

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@disterler

1 month

If you were a Hermitcraft member, you’d be Grian, because you’ve built yourself a place in my heart 😍😍😘

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2 months

Should I let this loser into my priv

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@disterler

2 months

Must I become a finger artist now? Must I do fingering?

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13 days

Watch out! Oomfie attack!

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1 month

Support small creators!!

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12 days

she's dead scar. you've won.

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25 days

Doing this bc my tl 💞💞

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1 month

what the hell

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1 month

lifesteal is overrated ngl... i dont really like it all too much i dont understand why people like it so much. hermitcraft and the life series too.

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@disterler

7 days

Hey oomfs who are wondering #lstwtsmp is the lifestealtwt smp, also known as the freakiest server in all of minecraft, is a server where if you DIE, you LOSE a permanent heart. however, when you KILL SOMEONE, you TAKE their permanent heart.

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@disterler

1 month

day 1: lonely. 6'5" no friends... everyone hates me... girls dont like me... it hurts.. i think communists have the right idea... my back hurts....

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7 days

@redk1ng_rizzen LMAO FR DUDE YOU GET ME grian is using the queer agenda to get views omg do you think that's what he did in s7 with grumbot..

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8 days

Should I follow this fan back? 🤔

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@disterler

5 months

I remember when tl went crazy over this and the time when Grian shot scar

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1 month

This question has been killing me for a while but like how do you kiss like what doesn't your nose get in the way or something

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@disterler

4 months

The "You've got mail!" Thing has been implanted please be happy

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@disterler

29 days

What if someone who uses Twitter and is chronically online accidentally went to another timeline/universe and they still had their phone working in their hands, so they live tweet every event occuring

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27 days

Do oeopel care sbout them please lookkkk herw

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9 months

…fine!

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@disterler

1 month

hear me out. what if joel smallishbeans and ashswag interacted

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20 days

new to #lstwt wat life we stealing todayyy oomfs

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1 month

Four guys one bed when

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20 days

ashswag enjoyers, has your Internet been absolute shit ever since you've started watching ashswag.

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7 days

Do you think they are friends in another universe

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@disterler

21 days

Do i just make this a copypasta..

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21 days

I FORGET MY OOMFS AREN'T ONLY LSTWT IM SORRY 😭😭😭🙏

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@disterler

14 days

I miss this layout so much it was peak.. remember the times I was a small account…

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14 days

remembering this layout makes me giggle so much

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5 months

BABE HOWS IT GOING, NOTICE ME SENPAI 😘😘

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@disterler

2 months

i. ship. jizzie. cry about it

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@disterler

2 months

Coming out again except this time it's official

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@disterler

1 month

I’m in shamble 4cvit blue slime guy from that smp found me how I literally sound so rude in that tweet it was 12am how how

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@disterler

1 month

what are these youtuber ass apologies from the lifesteal members why

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@disterler

1 month

My birthday wish is for everyone to be less scary thank you

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1 month

Heyyy doing this in a few hours maybe!

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2 months

I remembered one time when I changed my whatsapp profile to joel smallishbeans and my bio was "I love joel" and my mom asked me "who's Joel? Is that your boyfriend?"

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13 days

@Tirayed HELLO???? THIS IS INSANE I CANT

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@disterler

13 days

fuck spreading positivity sending you all negativity rn ❌❌❌

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20 days

friendship over with evil ashswag new friendship with sassy helpful protective ashswag

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