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@yankees #45 my goat • options trader • don

Bronx, NY
Joined November 2021
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@spinbackmecca He mad he gayer than him
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@Kurrco Grown man saying “unalive”
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@clairoprop @SaycheeseDGTL It kinda is Ngl how do you not know what you’re allergic to and then not read the ingredients
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@therealugs Science dood
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@BNightengale What are you even saying man
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@STRAPPEDUS Lancey owns those two losers
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@BryanHoch Maybe don’t give up a homer to him 😭😭😭😭😭😭
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@punpunpunpun Him after drinking that
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@therealugs @HPDDAILY Mad cuz he sings better
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@CodifyBaseball Streets don’t care about a slap hitting singles hitter
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@UnkleDell New pipeline just dropped
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@TalkinBaseball_ Omg it’s the same spot 💔💔💔💔💔
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@TalkinBaseball_ Trust me we know
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@funnysmartguy12 He in overwatch while his team boutta go down 2-0. Man this series is over, watch. 😭
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@BNightengale If Bob has 100,000 fans, then I am one of them. If Bob has 1,000 fans, then I am one of them. If Bob has 100 fans, then I am one of them. If Bob has 1 fan, then it is me. And if Bob has 0 fans, then I am no longer alive…
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@Cortes_1210 You’re literally Nestor Cortes
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@Michael_Arminas @FoolishBB - uses a stupid stat
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@22901Ryan @FoolishBB Yankees admin doesn’t employ Chapman
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@ThankinYou_ @espn It’s not a competition
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@Gresham2x Na I remember I did this and they had to restart my heart 3 times they gave me a new identity cuz I died or some shit lol nun too crazy tho
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@TalkinBaseball_ Trout in this
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@MLB @Mariners He was 14 walks to 124 strikeouts Lmfao wtf
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@therapistLloyd @seafish @imniceandsmart We’re all his brothers so let us laugh too
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@JF_Clips @BryanHoch I hope you get a job
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@TalkinBaseball_ He’s smiling with altuve
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@Sauxxxtime34 @TalkinBaseball_ You might need to call that number boss
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@therealugs people will believe this
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@unusual_whales My name is Ukraine can I get 5 trillion now thanks
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@HoodieArod @mryclept @TampaTarpons Sources say he’s on his way to Chicago for Ian Happ and David Robertson per my sources
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@Yankees Call up volpe
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@CodifyBaseball Miggy is better by light years I’m afraid
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@BryanHoch Brah perfect gamed the A’s drunk
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@kingbob1629 @sag Bro tryna support his friend and bots in the comments saying music dropping 😭😭😭😭
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@Jolly_Olive @TalkinBaseball_ He was never good that’s what happened
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@nyyplswin Is this last baseball related post from ESPN⁉️🤯
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@MLBONFOX @TheAthletic New reaction pic dropped
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@would_it_dong 420 ft on 4/20 n he high af rn that’s crazy
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@JeffPassan WHATTTTT MANZARDO FOR CIVALE LMFAOOOOOO
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@lgbtfortnite Thought my goat sex tape got leaked
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@HPDDAILY I can’t bump hypocrites
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@BryanHoch Who the fuck wouldn’t take that
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@bigguccicraigy Utopia is his worst
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@mike5_5_5 He always does tbf
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@MLBONFOX Yankees in this
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@therealugs Dinner with Yeat
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@unusual_whales How many times are they gonna say this
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@TalkinYanks This the man y’all hating on btw
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@laurathesimp he on the weather app
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@unusual_whales Bro live tweeting war
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@JudgeEnjoyer @TalkinBaseball_ @TalkinYanks Cringe loser taking steroids rn wouldn’t make you hit a homer ur fat and 5’1” weep lol
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@IcyVert @TalkinYanks @MLB @TheJudge44 @Yankees @Angels Ohtani pitches and hits and still got a lower war lol embarrassing
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@718caffeine @SportsFordham @JeffPassan No shot this was this off-season had to be years ago
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@UnkleDell They is are
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@TalkinBaseball_ @JeffFletcherOCR Boy do I got news for them
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@yrnquan126 @Jazz_2002_ @upblissed He literally just said that
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@Lidestywurld @vampireswish “Playboy” 🐶 💔
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@UnkleDell They using that shit as a blanket rn in a bunker
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@TalkinBaseball_ He’s talking about me
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@MLBNerds Biden’s Miami
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@AndThatsBB @FoolishBB And this is a ratio
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@Dot4PF @TalkinBaseball_ Acuña didn’t fall off he just got injured
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@TalkinYanks He’s the goat this offense fucking blows
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@16AJ29 @USER_XMAN No one give af about Australia lil bro
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@ech0astral No but it told a story
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@Vasaklol @HUN2R That statistic is like tht because old people get it a lot and it’s obviously deadlier at that age. For her age it’s like 70%
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@Dan_Alper @CodifyBaseball He should’ve dodged the draft imo
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@TalkinBaseball_ Delete we not buying
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@STXRBOY999 @unusual_whales You can see tweet numbers lil bro
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@JonHeyman What are they saying
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@itsnick031 @Mets Won you 103 games
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@izzy_y53 @crackcobain__ Look me in the keyboard Lmaoo
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@TalkinBaseball_ They faked the beef for the gram
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@EliteSlowpoke @UmpScorecards This doesn’t make sense why do you losers always think there’s some conspiracy for a team that hasn’t been to the world series in 13 years lol get off Reddit dork
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@MLB @SpencerSTRIDer @Braves Rhys Hoskins made him change his number wow
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@MLB @MasynWinn Show “polar Pete” throwing it in the stands
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@zeroliver16 @DevanFink How is this a cook it just shows two good players being good
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@MLBONFOX NY runs baseball
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@UnkleDellbot U watched the wrong Dark Knight
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@YankeeWRLD Knock me down hello
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