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@kettlevinyl

17 days

camryn 🍉 (C0MMS OPEN)

@camrymel

18 days

who tf is turning ? years old

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6 months

saying “i deleted this” and reposting it in the same tweet is crazy

alice’s euros era 🇮🇹

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6 months

sorry guys, i genuinely didn’t know he was 16. i deleted this

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calling andy samberg a sneak is insane and not because he’s arguably had one of the best post snl careers but he quite literally caused a huge shift in the humour on snl. he helped modernize the show and pioneered new forms of comedy. hes kinda why gen z’s humour is the way it is

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4 months

SNL has never really recovered from this

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7 months

nothing scarier than a tweet that starts with “matty healy addresses”

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@PopCrave

7 months

Matty Healy addresses fans asking him to speak about Israel and Palestine: “People like me need to talk about Israel and Palestine. I’m the guy… Brittany Broski, me, all those people are the people that you need… Don’t be a f*cking idiot.”

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3 years

olivia rodrigo listening to skin by sabrina carpenter for the first time

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5 months

Glenn Howerton has received 0 Oscar nominations. He now has a total of 0 Oscar nominations. This puts him only 4 awards away from EGOT status.

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6 months

this is going to mean a lot to the hottest girl you know

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8 months

seeing oomfs post about how they miss circles but you never saw them use it

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7 months

so may december is a comedy but saltburn is a drama and the bear is a comedy but the curse is a drama and

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5 months

and i chose willem dafoe

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5 months

when girls turn 20, they must choose one of these to base their personality around

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6 months

mind you the poor girl is only 2 years older than him

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4 months

the girl who claps when by herself in her bedroom when she agrees with the oscar winner will save you

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5 months

I hope he’s unable to drop this voice for the next 18 months and has to do all his press sounding like that

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5 months

Austin Butler’s voice for Feyd-Rautha in ‘DUNE 2’ has been revealed.

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EVERYBODY WAKE UP , NATHAN FIELDER DIRECTING A MOVIE PRODUCED BY EMMA STONE AND DAVE MCCARY FOR A24 AND FRUIT TREE

Emma Stone, Nathan Fielder Reteam with A24 for Ben Mezrich’s Carlsen-Niemann Chess Scandal Story...

The indie upstart seems to have outwitted streamers and studios to win 'Checkmate' with a seven-figure deal that left competitors' head-spinning.

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6 months

@willowsbrina i’m sorry people were being mean, the irony is just funny to me

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6 months

i need nathan fielder to recreate this one too

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@OneTakeNews

6 months

A new promo video for ‘MADAME WEB’ has been released.

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6 months

They should let marcello hernandez host the golden globes next year

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people on twitter: dont bring your cishet boyfriend to pride people in real life: just got a really good deal on a new pan from walmart

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6 months

just had this exact conversation with someoen

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Stephen Sajdak

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20 days

Kurt is a cool ass name. Cobain, Russell, Vonnegut, Nightcrawler, it's a very high performing "your kid is going to turn out to be a cool dude" name.

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nathan is so kind

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6 years

he literally writes all his own music, signs other artists, is a judge on xfactor, partook in four world tours, released 5 albums in 5 years with one of the most hardworking and successful bands in the world, and has actually been overworked since he was 18 but sure. who are u.

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17 days

@petitpapiIlon i believe yoi

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5 years

who made this tiktok omg it’s so good hahaha :) :)

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6 months

this is going to mean a lot to the hottest girl you know

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6 months

this is going to mean a lot to the hottest girl you know

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6 years

this is the kind of character development we like to see

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6 years

ross lynch is stan worthy: a thread

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4 months

the millennials are upset that gen z are in their mid/late 20s now and not everything is about them anymore. you did not grow up with andy samberg. you were already grown.

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4 months

bradley cooper showing up in the first scene of abbott elementary

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6 years

Harry is not at wembley. I just ran 18 blocks with asthma to find this out

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6 months

whatever the fuck any of that means

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5 months

the way this video has showed up on my tl 30 times and i haven’t watched it even once like girl we do not care

Film Updates

@FilmUpdates

5 months

Noah Schnapp addresses his support for Israel in a new video.

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2 months

kyle mooney still getting cut for time and he’s not even on the cast anymore

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6 years

give us a 2018 version, u pussies !!

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6 years

how did y’all even handle 1d concerts?? how’d you decide which boy to look at?? i was stressed about missing something mitch was doing while looking at harry.

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6 months

seriously the curse has been some of the most fun i have ever had and i’m so sad it’s coming to an end. nathan, emma, and dave have been some of the most special people in my life for over a decade now and seeing them work together and with benny on this show has been so lovely.

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4 years

@BenSPLATT ur about to make a thread of blm petitions and gofundmes aren’t u omg king

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6 years

me: i hate country music kacey musgraves: can i get a yeehaw?? me: YEE FUCKING HAW HERE WE GO KISS LOTS OF GIRLS IF THATS SOMETHING YOURE INTO I LOVE HORSES TAKE ME TO THE RODEO YEEEEHAWWWW🤠🤠🤤🤤

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6 years

100 rts and i’ll throw a phone onstage with the front face camera recording so we can get a harry selfie😏😏

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6 years

so r5 is kinda no more?? but now him and rocky have their own duo called the driver era and their music (again, written and produced by JUST them), is amazing. even ur mom will like it. it’s like alternative rock and it should be hyped way more.

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6 years

stealing tweets from smaller stan accs isn’t cool,, i’m so sick of big accs

Harry Styles.

@Harry_Styles

6 years

Trick Or Treat People With Kindness.

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6 years

why does evan peters as andy warhol look like ross lynch in teen beach movie

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5 years

𝐠𝐞𝐭𝐬 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐨 𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐢𝐞𝐬 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐢𝐧𝐯𝐢𝐭𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬 —— 𝒉𝒐𝒘 𝒄𝒐𝒖𝒍𝒅 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒆𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒕𝒖𝒓𝒏 𝒉𝒆𝒓 𝒅𝒐𝒘𝒏? #heautifulharries

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6 years

he got cast on disney channel which is sick cause he 100% has the talent and deserves it but it also meant he ended up getting stuck with the disney channel image , however ,, THIS SONG FUCKING SLAPS

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6 months

john mulaney baby j in my heart you were not only nominated but won

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8 months

@reneerapp baby it’s not over until midnight 😭😭

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8 months

i wish circles were still a thing so u people in the quotes could keep ur stupidity contained :( 💔

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6 months

the audience shots with no one laughing

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5 years

imagine luke handing tilly a restraining order and she just eats it so it no longer exists ://

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6 years

chasm is now called hams. please do not refer to them as anything but hams.

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2 months

nooo please dont destroy noo

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We're Leaving YouTube

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@antoinetflix there’s no sneak!

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2 years

i have been watching snl for many, many years and i have neverrrr seen someone come in with as much confidence and charm as marcello hernández had doing his first update piece only two weeks into his time on the show. the future of snl is being placed in very good hands.

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4 years

@Sethrogen same w skeet ulrich in scream .. literally a different character completely

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2 years

jason sudeikis banning his kids from listening to harry styles is the type of progressive parenting we need

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4 months

it’s really like they got me and my weird snl friends to cast this because what the fuck

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@FilmUpdates

4 months

Kaia Gerber, Andrew Barth Feldman and Finn Wolfhard have joined the cast of ‘SNL 1975.’ ()

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4 years

i think he did it but i just can’t prove it

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3 years

the feminine urge to physically push slow walkers down to the ground and out of your way

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6 years

IM SHAKING OMG IM SO HAPPY !! THANK YOU LOUIIIIS

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7 months

and who exactly is asking matty healy to speak about israel and palestine.

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4 months

@NotyepElad yup not sure if it’s just that they’re too young to remember the influence or what but i feel like it shouldn’t even be up for debate

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4 months

@purveyorofsouls right like even if andy’s stuff wasn’t always my favourite every single time, the newer stuff i do consider to be my favourite might not exist, at least in the same capacity, without him.

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6 years

have y’all seen teen beach movie ???? he’s a dancer !! the tap sequence ?? like i don’t even know how to put into words just how TALENTED he is ! high school musical who????? ross did his own singing, too........😳😳

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6 years

my friend dahmer was actually written/directed by one of jeffrey‘s classmates. ross stepped into that role and he was genuinely shook cause ross was SO much like jeff. but ofc no ones gonna notice what an incredible and immersive actor he is cuz he’s famous from disney channel :)

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7 months

one year ago today i was at an snl afterparty doing poppers in front of steve martin who was eating a full steak dinner while adam scott stood behind me for a prolonged amount of time because he was too shy to ask me to move out of his way

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1 year

@abughazalehkat it kind of really resonated with me idk

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1 year

wishing everyone a very michael cera summer

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5 months

Kyle mooney directorial debut is probably something I’ll be cool and normal about

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5 months

First look at Kyle Mooney’s A24 comedy ‘Y2K’ starring Rachel Zegler, Jaeden Martell, Julian Dennison and Mason Gooding. Premiering at #SXSW .

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6 years

@Truman_Black we’re all george stans first and humans second

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7 months

i genuinely feel sad for people who find human connection miserable instead of beautiful. some of my favourite interactions have been with the girlies taking my coffee order. once you accept that leaving your house means opening yourself up to others you will be so much happier.

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i’m sorry are you guys serious right now

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5 years

@codyko why are u so active shut up

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@macfan_ @willowsbrina she’s a teenager.

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6 years

between what trump dehumanizing trans people and clare invalidating sexual assault victims today has been a really hard day. i’m sorry. i’m especially sorry if you’re personally affected by both of these things. i love you and you matter.

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5 years

@codyko did u block me???? can’t we just talk this out??

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6 years

you order a shared uber, you open the door and this bitch is sitting there, wyd?

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4 months

this is an objectively hilarious thing to say because youtube didn’t exist before andy samberg’s tenure on snl

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3 years

me and just some guy

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2 years

i would like for anna kendrick and bill hader to spot me from across the bar and dig my vibe

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6 years

he was cast in the hollywood bowl production of a chorus line next to professional musical theatre and broadway performers and honestly?? he was one of the best in the show. even though his roots are in pop/rock his musical theatre voice is beautiful.

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8 months

@bklynb4by is it about your reading comprehension skills?

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3 years

if he looked me in the eyes i’d start crying

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6 months

#nrw : the curse

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4 months

when will it be weird looking girls time to shine

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4 months

we are entering another golden era for dudes who look a little funky. if youre a white guy who looks a little weird with it, its your time to shine

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“i’ll have a chardonnay” “i’m james charles, sister” “ok, james charles, i’ll have a chardonnay”

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3 years

@nbcsnl IF U ARWNT A LESBIAN SHUT UP LEMME SPEAK!! thank u for this. i love u snl i love u so much i love that u were able to turn lesbianism and our films into something we can laugh at. i love u. i love lesbians. i love being a lesbian. i love being a lesbian comedian. thank u.

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@codyko

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5 years

𝐇𝐀𝐑𝐑𝐘 𝐒𝐓𝐘𝐋𝐄𝐒: 𝐋𝐈𝐕𝐄 𝐎𝐍 𝐓𝐎𝐔𝐑 —— 𝐚 𝐝𝐞𝐟𝐢𝐧𝐢𝐭𝐢𝐯𝐞 𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐮𝐢𝐭𝐬

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5 years

@codyko aw that’s ugly haha

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6 months

something something about abandoning your baby with the fire department

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6 years

he recognized he had a younger fanbase and was always super respectful to his audience which is definitely admirable,, and we kinda grew up with him and he’s 100% himself and genuine now which !! i love that for him !!

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6 years

2021 we’re all moving to london and getting a stan frat house ,, who’s in 😌

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5 years

“can i have the biggest hug” “you almost took me out there, love!!”

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6 years

in 2009, he and his siblings riker, rocky, rydel, and friend ellington started their band. he was like 13 at the time and has been writing and producing all his own music with his bandmates/siblings ever since .

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7 months

nathan fielder knowing he has a small but dedicated group of hot girls in their 20s willing to throw themselves into traffic if it meant defending his every move

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6 years

@charlieputh bitch me too, u ain’t special

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5 years

@kurtisconner u don’t even need to get involved none of it matters lmao

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1 year

just overheard a teenage girl in starbucks saying “they made us watch dead poets society in english class and i cried so hard they sent me to the guidance counsellor” which is honestly so real

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4 years

LOUIS CD GIVEAWAY :D i have a lot of extra cds that i want to redeem asap to boost album sales !! and i know some of u are unable to get one otherwise so i wanna make sure people who deserve it get one<33 - like&rt - follow me maybe 🥺 - don’t already have one .. - ends 02/08

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— 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒄𝒂𝒏 𝒃𝒆 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒃𝒐𝒔𝒔, 𝒅𝒂𝒅𝒅𝒚

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