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10 years

let's build an LGBTQ youth shelter out of the melted down plastic of two-groom cake toppers

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6 years

Princess Diaries is an extended episode of Queer Eye but Julie Andrews is all five gay guys

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3 years

Two weeks ago while in Orlando, my boyfriend got to meet my 85-year-old grandfather. I’ve never actually come out to him. He met him and immediately said “oh he’s handsome, I might have to steal him from you”

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5 years

Netflix should have a category called “Tight 90” with movies that are 90 minutes or under

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4 years

just an fyi curfews were created because the protests were so peaceful and law enforcement needed a reason to advance on people -- by being out past curfew, they could find protesters unlawful, even for peaceful protest

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4 months

I heard this once and it's stuck with me: When people pay minimum wage, they *wish* they could pay you less.

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4 months

“It’s weird that we judge people who make minimum wage and not the people that pay it.”

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5 years

My therapist: “Let’s unpack that.” Me:

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6 years

mary poppins returns mary poppins forever mary poppins & bert mary poppins begins the dark nanny the dark nanny rises

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7 years

did no one ask the bottom church officials?

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3 years

why wont the weather just be fucking CRISP

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2 years

Silly Goose Studios called they wanna offer you a 3-picture deal

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2 months

i know this bucket hates to see her comin'

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The Dodgers unveil a special edition Lumpia Bucket for tonight's Filipino Heritage Night 👀 (📸 via @Dodgers )

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7 years

this is why i stay on twitter

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3 years

I remember one time on $40 a Day, Rachel Ray was up to dinner and had already spent like $36, so she went to a restaurant where you get free dinner for wearing a funny hat and I was so pissed

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7 years

"What movie should win Best Picture this year?" Me:

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4 years

Jamie Lee Curtis looks so good ... pass me the Activia

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7 years

why does Kid Rock look like an alt-right Babadook?

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4 months

If SNL were on this week they’d have Maya Rudolph as Kamala performing “Espresso”

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3 years

texted a friend I haven't texted in a while and their number changed and instead it was a 10 year old on the other side!!! I was asking about a tweet and they just said "I'm 10 years old I don't have twitter" then sent a gif of a ladybug

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6 years

My kindergarten teacher when I was trying to sound out a word:

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6 years

Interviewer to racist: So, why *did* you do the racism? Racist: You know what, I was within my rights to do the racism. Interviewer: Looking back, would you do the racism again? Racist: You know what, since I got caught, no I would probably not do the racism again.

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8 years

Tomi Lahren: You liberals are always so triggered. Meryl Streep : "Making fun of disabled people is bad." Tomi:

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5 years

Mary: “there’s no room at the inn. Where will I have my baby?” G*na R*driguez: “Mama, lets research!”

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8 years

this is the first time i’ve laughed in hours, so i’m sharing it here

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7 years

40 yrs ago today, an activist threw a pie in bigot Anita Bryant's face RT if homophobes should be shamed dramatically and in public

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1 year

On this day in 1981, the New York Times wrote a story with a now-infamous headline that declared "RARE CANCER IN 41 HOMOSEXUALS," that many people cite as the beginning of the AIDS crisis in the United States. Though that's how history remembers it, that is of course, inaccurate.

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5 years

Keira Knightley when her agent asks what kind of film she wants to make next:

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1 year

Happy Father’s Day to him

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5 years

All Kamala needed to do was watch this 1-minute video of Mo'Nique reading Charlamagne for filth

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4 years

Chris Evans’ publicist opening her phone

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6 years

SHARICE DAVIDS, A QUEER NATIVE AMERICAN WOMAN, WILL REPRESENT KANSAS IN CONGRESS!!

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6 years

I fixed Aaron Schlossberg’s apology.

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5 years

We Amy Adams stans will one day know joy

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5 years

Writing my Latino novel: "I let the gringo unwrap me like a banana leaf. He resembles the conquistador who asked my ancestors the way east then stole their land. I let him plunder, spread my piernas like mayonesa. "Dame tu leche," he demands. He milks me, my language, mi lengua.

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writing my Latino novel: "We fled late in the night, or /la noche/ as Mami calls it. I'm always embarrassed when Mami says shit like that, but I forgive her because she's one of eleven kids and is from /el barrio./ Anyway it was late at night, and Yolanda Saldivar was chasing us-

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5 years

*saying gay rights with a genteel southern accent* gay rats

’Arthur’s Mr. Ratburn Is Gay and He Just Got Married

And some of us can’t get a text back.

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8 years

In a world of white opinions, Gwyneth's always shines whitest.

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1 year

Want this to be me in late September

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7 months

Companies would rather cease operating than pay workers what they deserve. And watch, this will be blamed on labor activists -- "you fought for better wages and now these people are out of work" -- No, Lyft wanted the right to continue paying people sub-living wages.

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7 months

Lyft announces it is "shutting down operations in Minneapolis" and Uber will "stop operating...in the entire metro area including the airport" after the city passed a minimum wage for rideshare drivers. Companies that rely on paying poverty wages simply should not exist.

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4 years

Not my mom bringing me an individual communion to go

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3 years

What if the conversation shifted from “living wage” to “thriving wage”? What about “flourishing wage?”

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8 years

Every shooting hurts, but a shooting at a Latino night at a gay bar during Immigrant Heritage Month and Pride Month stings a salty sting.

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6 years

Regina Hall’s impact

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4 years

Donald Trump said he’s going to deploy the National Guard to squash our First Amendment rights so that police can have the unquestioned authority to kill Black Americans.

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5 years

i'm honestly wondering if someone is going to come to the Met Gala dressed as like a summer camp counselor and by misunderstanding the assignment and failing will actually be best dressed

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7 months

Why was Shel Silverstein posin' for his kids books jacket covers like this

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4 years

Was honored to be able to show up for Black Trans Lives today. It was one of the most beautiful marches and rallies I’ve ever attended. Black Trans Lives Matter.

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5 months

Not enough people discussing that Miss Congeniality's two Golden Globes nominations were for Sandra Bullock and the song "One In a Million" that the contestants dance to while dressed as Statues of Liberty

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6 years

Would the JOANNE era have been possible without Mimi from Digimon?

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2 years

@Anna_Snackz not them coming out as a scammer!!!!!

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5 years

I'm seeing all these tweets saying Queen Latifah can't sing as if she didn't serve vocals in both best picture winner Chicago, one of the GOAT movie musicals Hairspray and release a whole jazz album.

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3 years

As my first day draws to a close, some ✨personal news ✨ today was my first day at The Atlantic as a senior editor on the culture desk 💫💫💫

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5 years

Honestly the costume design on Harriet the Spy has your favs shaking

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2 years

why do i have to go back to work tomorrow

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8 years

live every day like you are Sandy Ploy, who photo shops herself into her dreams

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5 years

@lanikaps "we found love in a hopeless place"

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6 years

Hollywood: *makes a biopic about any queer person, person of color or trans person* Scarlett Johansson:

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6 years

Most Warren takes today just look like this

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5 years

@bennyjohnson @BernieSanders @AOC

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6 years

Adam Levine looks like the wall of pre-drawn display tattoos in every parlor

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6 years

The Sanderson Sisters after they killed Emily and turned Thackery into a cat

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5 years

imagine if the cats decided to have a Jellicle Caucus

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5 years

Talk about Constance Wu without sounding like a straight-up misogynist challenge.

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2 years

An F- on the Bechdel test

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6 years

It takes a particular kind of hubris for Louis CK to look at this week in American history and think that this is the time for his voice to be heard

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4 years

she is truly the queen of las computadoras

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6 years

The whole Antoni/Jonathan convo is another reminder that femmes will save us and generic white boys with abs whose smiles make you quiver are usually trash

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2 months

The corporate tax rate in 1950 was 50%.

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2 months

Harris would make the U.S. corporate tax rate higher than China’s (25%) She wants to tax job creators at a higher rate than Chinese communists do. Who do you think will pay for the tax increase? Do you suppose maybe it’s passed on to consumers like always? Harris is dangerous.

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5 years

I’ve never met him but yes I would die for him

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5 years

"Thor" the bulldog wins Best in Show at 2019 National Dog Show

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8 years

There are more black people in Beyonce’s stomach than in Trump’s cabinet.

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6 years

Jesus: ✅ Rose from the dead ✅ Talked a lot ✅ Peaced out 40 days later Buffy: ✅ Rose from the dead ✅ Continued to fight monsters ✅ Averted even more apocalypses

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6 years

Britney Spears when asked how often she runs and when she’s scared of you

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5 years

This Friday on VH1 will be 90 minutes of Drag Race 90 minutes of Celebrity Drag Race 30 minutes of Untucked

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4 years

in that sense, it's a microcosm for modern policing -- create crime where there is none, then use force to justify the squashing of that non-crime crime

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6 years

do you remember the first time you saw yourself represented in media

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6 years

Podcasts Threesomes 🤝 Me being a great Guest star

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5 years

Just wish Liz Warren’s LGBTQ+ plan included a proposal to limit All Stars to once every two years

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3 years

@carebearscare91 what i said to my grandfather as he stole my bf

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8 years

someone tell high school me that in the future I’ll look up to football players and computer nerds will be racist assholes

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1 year

People died

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1 year

"people died" and its just a picture of a female celebrity

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4 years

remember when grindr killed a black queer-led media site and fired its entire trans/lgbtq+ staff yeah me too i was there

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6 years

Lizzo's songs run on an economy of joy, which is something most artists don't even think about when they make music.

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4 years

Happy September 21st

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6 years

when ariana grande sings “don’t want you in my bloodline” is she referencing fr*nkie gr*nde in this essay, i will

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6 years

what did Amanda Bynes do? THAT

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@mathewrodriguez

3 years

@jefftaylorhuman Hahaha no he’s just a huge jokester

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5 years

No one: The Fates: “We’re fucking Koch destroyers aren’t we? Koch FUCKING destroyers.”

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5 years

must get rid of toxic in Community

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5 years

Demi Lovato was ... sensational. The strength. The TALENT. The vulnerability.

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4 years

I am furious. I’ve read multiple reports now of white peoples showing up to protests with the goal of escalation, only to leave and have Black people face police violence.

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6 years

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@mathewrodriguez

7 years

Stop trying to make every single white boy happen

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5 years

anyway i guess it's time to tell you all that I have my very first boyfriend.

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@mathewrodriguez

5 years

Update X-Men with a queer Gambit who uses tarot cards

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6 years

Me walking into therapy five minutes late bc I wanted to masturbate to clear my head

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@mathewrodriguez

5 years

Mean Girls: The Musical: The Movie: The Series (Reloaded: The Re-Up)

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5 years

Tina Fey Announces Movie Adaptation of Broadway’s ‘Mean Girls’ Musical

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6 years

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@mathewrodriguez

6 years

Today I read a post that bothered me not bc it was another average-bodied person claiming fatness to perform oppression but bc in the comments everyone was like “YOURE NOT CHUNKY YOURE BEAUTIFUL.” Um, f u, chunky people are beautiful and when you say that shit u show ur fatphobia

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@mathewrodriguez

1 year

growing up queer, it can feel like people are trying to steal your joy ... and your chicken tenders. that's why i've teamed up with Raising Cane's ...

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@mathewrodriguez

8 years

This was an assault on queers, undocuqueers, Latinos, immigrants, Americans. The men and women I love, my people, mi gente, mi familia.

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@mathewrodriguez

6 years

Today in therapy I talked about how much I love reading and miss it bc my depression and anxiety has made it hard to concentrate and I CRIED over the lack of reading and my therapist smiled because he loved seeing me so passionate

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