Nobody will remember:
- Your salary
- Your fancy title
- How “productive” you were
- How stressed you were
- How many hours you worked
People will remember:
- That campaign you ran that blew through a month’s budget in 3 days because you forgot to cap it
More updated on Media Math:
MediaMath platform shutting down midnight tonight as have run out of cash. Currently telling their staff, some still don’t even know yet. urgent replanning happening across agency for stuff going live for this weekend.
How to use social media in 2023:
Twitter - Make long-winded threads
Instagram - Make carousel posts
LinkedIn - Use personal tragedies as an anecdotal success story, one sentence at a time
Snapchat - Just continue sending thirst traps I suppose
On my Instagram page I asked my followers to rank their coffee inside the office and toxicity of their work place to see if there was any correlation. Is there? Idk, this is just a joke.
Aside from Media Math imploding like the fucking Titan submersible (too soon?) Dentsu has been having some layoffs in their networks.
You know what would solve this?
Spice up your comms with the client by inserting random quotation marks in your emails
Please do not hesitate to “reach out” if you have any “questions”
Confirming floodlight tags have been implemented on the new “landing page”
I spent 96% of my Q4 budget on RON display inventory
Why?
So I would be forced to grind harder with the remaining 4% for the client’s ROAS goals
Let that sink in
I love how every advertiser is calling cap on Balenciaga who is trying to act like they DIDN’T approve the creative for arguably the most disturbing and creepiest ad of the year (perhaps decade?).
My job is making me wear a 2nd hat and the meme/twitter front has been suffering lately
God I wish I was a nepo baby so I could be a CONTENT CREATOR and role-play as a working class “Corporate Influencer” all day