@chesscom
(Ben finegold voice) yea, if you're taking notes, mate is better than winning the queen. I'll wait for you to note that down (laboriously examining nails)
@memetazaa
On god I lick pussy for so long 🥹😁and I do it all day every day! 🙄😳my kids gonna be born with lockjaw fr 😂🥴would you have Gilberts kids??? (@ the girl reading this)
@airbagged
voi americani siete così stupidi... Suspiria è stato un capolavoro realizzato dalla leggenda Dario Argento. era il primo di tre, montanaro. il tuo debole cervello americano non potrebbe apprezzare la trilogia delle Tre Madri neanche se la mettessero in un Big Mac 🤬👎
Excuse theControversial opinion maybe, but to my eyes the most beautiful ladies have faces that look just a teensy bit masculine. Also, the hottest guys imo are the ones with a huge beautiful cock. And balls (2)
@hanfjob
This seems like it could've been a Norm one liner back in the day lol. "Can I lie down on top of you for a couple minutes?"
"Excuse me?"
"Uhh how could I make that any clearer. belly to belly woman!"
@rava
Me and my 3 great-grandparents just fatally crashed into a tree off the highway and it was worth it to catch a glimpse of this pic before dying sent from my iPhone
Why do people say sex criminal instead of sex offender? I feel like if you're going to end up in a life of lawbreaking... sex criminal is easily the coolest sounding criminal category
@botticellibimbo
Only fans isn’t sex work though miss it ain’t close to what u do 👑.OF is online customer service for brain-fried porn addicts like myself like could u imagine sitting down on the bed clearing your throat and giving one of your clients a dick Rating irl? It’s completely retahded
@sabatonfan69
Old snugglers love alternating between the n word and “love you honey” while their stiff ahh necks are buried in their partners’ necks as they lie in the role of Big Spoon