surajmukhi 🌻 @deadsurajmukhi Twitter profile

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surajmukhi 🌻

@deadsurajmukhi

2 months

It is so easy for men to dress well but y’all stick to skinny jeans and it breaks my heart everyday

wehaj

@hajmolasniffer

2 months

aaj jatt bhi media post karega

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@deadsurajmukhi

3 months

I love the “ilovepdf” + “removebg” combo. Thank you for existing

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@deadsurajmukhi

2 months

Isme nanga hone ki kya baat thi?

boywholived

@boywholived97

2 months

Working late, cause I'm....

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@deadsurajmukhi

3 months

The fact that they have to clarify all this makes me want to puke

Mufaddal Vohra

@mufaddal_vohra

3 months

Manu Bhaker's father said, "Manu is still very young and not even of marriageable age. Manu's mother considers Neeraj Chopra like her son". (Dainik Bhaskar).

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surajmukhi 🌻

@deadsurajmukhi

10 months

Woman with 25k followers asking little girls to be polite to creepy men but not once says “don’t raise creepy men or men don’t be creepy to little girls” shut up

joanna schroeder

@iproposethis

10 months

Just saw a video of two little girls playing a clapping game and singing the following lyrics: Don't be polite to men that creep you out (x2) Don't be polite to them, it's not your job to comfort men Don't be polite to men that creep you out And I have some BIG problems with it

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surajmukhi 🌻

@deadsurajmukhi

24 days

I think if moved to Finland it would lose its position as the happiest country

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surajmukhi 🌻

@deadsurajmukhi

2 months

If those same girls were pretending to be religious on social media wouldn’t you have actual images instead of AI images of white girls?

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surajmukhi 🌻

@deadsurajmukhi

10 months

@Roguetton Brother I’m sorry to tell you but she’s drop dead gorgeous

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surajmukhi 🌻

@deadsurajmukhi

2 months

Can’t hear you

bossbaby

@Bruh2048940

2 months

@VibhuGroverr this is your country. do whatever the fuck you want to do. if you want to support palestine good for you. if you want to support israel good for you. just ffs dont drag india into this middle eastern conflict

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@deadsurajmukhi

3 months

“Met her when she was 9 and I was 20” you still need to know more about this man and continue to interview him???

Satyam

@iamsatypandey

3 months

Ranbir Kapoor about his marriage with Alia Bhatt and meeting her for the first time

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@deadsurajmukhi

1 month

Everything looks like an ad because why are you eating Greek yogurt with a side of Raita?

Dr. Raunak Phundwani

@chronicfundwani

1 month

Made this first bhakhri of my life ! It’s lil circle in shape and I’m happyyyyy #cooking

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surajmukhi 🌻

@deadsurajmukhi

26 days

I want to do a masters not because I need a degree but because I want to not work in corporate for a while

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surajmukhi 🌻

@deadsurajmukhi

7 months

If 7 khoon maaf was a concept I would pick him 7 times

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surajmukhi 🌻

@deadsurajmukhi

6 months

I will be explaining the difference between “siren eyes” and “doe eyes” with this image

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surajmukhi 🌻

@deadsurajmukhi

2 months

fleabag headquarters

@fleabagreact

2 months

what’s your favorite one-liner from fleabag?

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@deadsurajmukhi

30 days

Inch tape leke ghoomte hai mard?

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@deadsurajmukhi

8 months

How were you doing “free Palestine” for months and now posting dune 2??

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@deadsurajmukhi

2 months

It is not possible for me to ever get over this picture

yassified sloth from ice age

@yassifiedsloth

2 months

Use this tweet as an excuse to post an old pic where you looked hot

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@deadsurajmukhi

4 months

If I was a man I would be exactly him

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@deadsurajmukhi

2 months

Fixing my posture would actually do wonders for me

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@deadsurajmukhi

2 months

The brown and blue combination looking extra good today

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surajmukhi 🌻

@deadsurajmukhi

6 months

@aryamaaan My only purpose in life is to either be this girl or be pulled by a girl this gorgeous and be eternally paralyzed by how unreal she is

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surajmukhi 🌻

@deadsurajmukhi

6 months

Not one single funny/normal man on this app.

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@deadsurajmukhi

2 months

@anon95123 Ladkiya sundar hoti hai

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surajmukhi 🌻

@deadsurajmukhi

4 months

Smoking a cigarette with fawad khan will fix me

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surajmukhi 🌻

@deadsurajmukhi

27 days

This is who I think I look like (delulu)

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surajmukhi 🌻

@deadsurajmukhi

7 months

@DarpanDrishyam Bhagwaan ki profile picture laga rakhi hai, thoda to dar

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surajmukhi 🌻

@deadsurajmukhi

9 months

I am very proud of my eye makeup today so I am going to be insufferable

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@deadsurajmukhi

1 month

@thiisismecrying I think that’s underestimating it

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@deadsurajmukhi

1 month

One literally died?

saif

@nightchanges

1 month

just imagine the hype of aashiqui 3 if they announce with both of them in lead

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surajmukhi 🌻

@deadsurajmukhi

6 months

Do people just forget that they are talking about actual human beings when they spew out garbage like this??

macklin

@saintmacklin

6 months

Kylie Jenner must be fertile af if she got pregnant by Timothee Chalamet because there is no way that he has strong swimmers, he looks anemic, dehydrated, and we ALL know he has been ravaged by one of the most prolific case of Chlamydia in modern history

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@deadsurajmukhi

10 days

My reason for hating her is 100% pure unadulterated jealousy

ayushi⋆. 𐙚 ˚

@ayushii5k

10 days

the most annoying person on Instagram.

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@deadsurajmukhi

2 months

@Bruh2048940 I’m boycotting as many products I possibly can and will continue to hate Israel till the day I die :*

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surajmukhi 🌻

@deadsurajmukhi

4 months

The male gaze effect on tripti is making me so upset like why did she do this to me

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surajmukhi 🌻

@deadsurajmukhi

4 months

It’s always the blue tick dumb bitches telling each other “exactly”

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surajmukhi 🌻

@deadsurajmukhi

8 months

Found this at miniso (it’s a speaker) and I NEED IT IN MY LIFE

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surajmukhi 🌻

@deadsurajmukhi

2 months

@AronyaBaksy I can see an empty seating there

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surajmukhi 🌻

@deadsurajmukhi

16 days

To all the girls mentioned here, my dms are open you’re too good for these boys anyway.

Gopesh Khetan

@GopeshKhetan

17 days

Boys, never date a girl whose name is Aditi, Khushi, Muskan, Priyanka, Manisha, Preeti , Priya, Riya, Nidhi, Neha, Khusboo, Ankita, Richa, Pooja , Sakshi, Diksha , Ayesha, Fathima, Tanya, Shruti, Sapna, Akanksha, Anushka, Nisha, Prachi , Sneha, Shreya, Bhumi, Anjali, Mahima,

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surajmukhi 🌻

@deadsurajmukhi

3 months

Graduated from the kangana ranaut school of embarrassing herself

shawty

@vansyshawty

3 months

wait so, you’d learn english even though that’s not the official language of india but it offends you and your entire race when it comes to learning hindi?

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@deadsurajmukhi

4 months

Saving money and reducing overconsumption really makes me feel good about my buying practices

The Notorious J.O.V.

@whotfisjovana

4 months

what feels better than this?

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@deadsurajmukhi

1 month

Will not be shutting up about this

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@deadsurajmukhi

1 month

Obsessed with another faceless picture

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@deadsurajmukhi

2 months

Blue tick users never funny

Ansh

@Pvt_insaann

2 months

Tank top with Track pants

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@deadsurajmukhi

2 months

I’ve never seen anyone call raw onions zinda pyaaz but wow

Eurus

@Hexatiouz

2 months

Team koi bhi ho but why the fck is there zinda piyaz on top of the rice?

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@deadsurajmukhi

3 months

@RealPvtsam I don’t remember calling you to engage with My tweet?

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surajmukhi 🌻

@deadsurajmukhi

30 days

Chup chutiye

Rishi Sunak

@RishiSunak

1 month

Tonight’s attacks on Israel by Iran are a stark reminder of the existential threat it faces. We stand unequivocally by Israel’s right to defend itself including against Hezbollah in Lebanon.

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@deadsurajmukhi

2 months

I personally believe I should have more balloons

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1 month

@charismaakapoor

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10 months

@yeazlas @ahindu_ Tell me you never had a woman love you without telling me you have had a woman love you

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@deadsurajmukhi

4 months

You are truly disgusting and I hope a truck hits you today

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@deadsurajmukhi

2 months

@aishffs You lack comprehension skills?

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@deadsurajmukhi

3 months

LMAOOOOO LOOK WHO IS TALKING

shawty

@vansyshawty

3 months

@deadsurajmukhi reach ke liye ro rahi hai

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@deadsurajmukhi

4 months

Guys remember when I

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surajmukhi 🌻

@deadsurajmukhi

4 months

What is the point of doing this if you don’t mention their name so people can mass report such weird content?

rager teenager

@fr4nkoceansbf

4 months

embarrassing and weird

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surajmukhi 🌻

@deadsurajmukhi

27 days

That is rasamalai

Ramen

@CoconutShawarma

28 days

suggest a name for her 🐥

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@deadsurajmukhi

2 months

@moulesmarinate Men 🤝 audacity

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@deadsurajmukhi

1 month

Nahi, online aise ajeeb harkate karta hu isliye koi pyaar nahi karta. Na kabhi koi kar payega

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@prasadbayaskar4

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“You are ugly if you believe in marital rape” bhagwaan bachaye aurato ko aadmiyo se

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surajmukhi 🌻

@deadsurajmukhi

18 days

@boynotsogenius Same to same

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@deadsurajmukhi

2 months

Looked so swag in this jacket

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@deadsurajmukhi

1 month

People admit things on this app that I wouldn’t admit if a bomb was going to go off under my feet

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@ISARXCKSTXR

1 month

this guy caught me looking at his bulge and put his hands in front of it 😭😭

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@deadsurajmukhi

1 month

Have you ever gossiped with a 2 year old? I HAVE AND ITS BEAUTIFUL

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@deadsurajmukhi

3 months

This is genuinely not funny?

ਚੋਬਰ 𓃮

@chdaltacc

3 months

laxman's daughter going to be only 10 years younger than her mother

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@deadsurajmukhi

4 months

Who is everyone?

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@ruinsbabylon

4 months

everyone wants an animal of their own

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@deadsurajmukhi

2 months

They lied I didn’t need 1900rs magnesium supplements I just needed to eat a fucking banana everyday

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surajmukhi 🌻

@deadsurajmukhi

2 months

@charismaakapoor You are Raat me dukhi din me jism ki bhooki

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surajmukhi 🌻

@deadsurajmukhi

4 months

@iampaamaran Look another disgusting man with internet access

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@deadsurajmukhi

2 months

@anon95123 Hawas to dekhne wale me hui na?

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@deadsurajmukhi

2 months

I actually want some of y’all’s instagrams because this brianrot cannot be leaking on 2 apps

♱ 𓈒 Cyrus / Зай

@d0llzai

2 months

“I found you “I found you on insta” on twt”

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@deadsurajmukhi

2 months

I’ve had a dude do this for me every single day for 2 months. Instant day changer :*

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@deadsurajmukhi

5 months

@aryamaaan Dhruv you deserved it after all you did for the country

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@deadsurajmukhi

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I might be enjoying Twitter but I would never tell that to App Store

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@deadsurajmukhi

1 month

@jaaaamaya There’s 22 likes in 10 minutes Twitter loves misery

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@deadsurajmukhi

2 months

Men not having one original thought exhibit 100000988636525174920

Shivendra

@shivendrra_

2 months

ek kachori, do samosa, aurat jaat ka kya bharosa

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surajmukhi 🌻

@deadsurajmukhi

2 months

Did it hurt when you posted a picture a picture and no one said "remember when I --"

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surajmukhi 🌻

@deadsurajmukhi

1 month

@Ishansharma7390 Ishan I wish your father loved you a bit more so you would stop craving so much attention

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surajmukhi 🌻

@deadsurajmukhi

1 month

If I find myself having a crush on one more straight girl I will off myself

karen walker

@argumentativean

1 month

if i find a straight man attractive ONE MORE TIME im going to end myself

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surajmukhi 🌻

@deadsurajmukhi

17 days

By not referring to women as “this”

manoban

@folkIegends

18 days

how did jack antonoff pull this 😭😭😭😭

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@deadsurajmukhi

3 months

Dekho dekho blue tick wala chutiya Everyone point and laugh

Yeh toh Rii hai

@itsriionly

3 months

@vansyshawty And guess what most of em are from south 🙂👍

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surajmukhi 🌻

@deadsurajmukhi

26 days

@birbnbougie I think you’re the only person in history to use this image for the literal meaning

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surajmukhi 🌻

@deadsurajmukhi

24 days

It exists, formerly known as Twitter then a loser with a humiliation kink took it and named it x

Harshit Sharma

@Sharmajikaputtr

24 days

An app called Sinkedin, where we post about our failures and fuck ups

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surajmukhi 🌻

@deadsurajmukhi

3 months

You don’t know the different between national language and official language. Opinions can be debated not written facts you moron.

shawty

@vansyshawty

3 months

y’all so weird for cancelling me for having my own opinions honestly

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@deadsurajmukhi

2 months

Sunshine ☀️

@a_nidaaaa

2 months

This is how men raise their kids, and when they grow up wild they say the mother needs to raise them better

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7 months

@ayushiiyyy @yoongienthusias People are already hating on Sufi and saying shit like “she’s Pakistani what else did you expect”

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@deadsurajmukhi

2 months

Me

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surajmukhi 🌻

@deadsurajmukhi

23 days

Everyone laughed but no one asked why I am sad. I see you. I feel hurt by you.

surajmukhi 🌻

@deadsurajmukhi

24 days

I think if moved to Finland it would lose its position as the happiest country

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surajmukhi 🌻

@deadsurajmukhi

25 days

Kaise losers ho bhai kuch b bang kar dete ho

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surajmukhi 🌻

@deadsurajmukhi

6 months

I know this is satire but this is how Israeli media does reporting lmao

Caleb Whitehouse🇵🇸

@realCWhitehouse

6 months

Someone bought of pizza for the UCLA protest and @hasanthehun came and took it all. I can’t believe his fans still think he’s a good person.

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@deadsurajmukhi

2 months

@Rups_stan

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surajmukhi 🌻

@deadsurajmukhi

18 days

I can’t quit smoking but I can quit unhealthy eating. So from today I will not order food and if I itch to spend money I will buy a banana (doctor recommended)

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surajmukhi 🌻

@deadsurajmukhi

2 months

Did not mean to ratio so bad its not that serious calm down people

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surajmukhi 🌻

@deadsurajmukhi

1 month

Not one normal helpful friend

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@deadsurajmukhi

1 month

Horrifying back tan

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surajmukhi 🌻

@deadsurajmukhi

2 months

Your life must be really miserable

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surajmukhi 🌻

@deadsurajmukhi

25 days

So i will get all sorts of spam and promotional emails on gmail even after blocking them multiple times but I won’t receive important emails because my storage is full??

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surajmukhi 🌻

@deadsurajmukhi

24 days

Mujhey private quote mat kiya karo mera dil kamzor hai

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@deadsurajmukhi