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@aryamaaan
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They should invent headphones you can wear while laying sideways in bed
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@aryamaaan
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I LOVE WALKING SO MUCH I love strolling through tiny streets and listening to music and exploring neighbourhoods and cafés and going wherever the road leads me I am a professional walk lover
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@aryamaaan
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spotify needs to introduce DM's im pretty sure I'll find the love of my life on there
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@aryamaaan
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3 months
Fleabag was stronger than me because if anyone said “it’ll pass” to my “i love you” I would wreck their entire life
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3 months
you were red, and you liked me because I was blue but you touched me, and suddenly I was a lilac sky then you decided purple just wasn't for you
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@aryamaaan
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2 months
islam really did a good one when they made the expressions inshallah mashallah astagfirullah alhamdulillah I'm sorry if it's cultural appropriation but too late I cant stop using it now
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@aryamaaan
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23 days
not now sweetie mommy's watching rahul gandhi fancam edits on twitter
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@aryamaaan
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2 months
This video really changed my psyche forever I am not the same person I was before I watched it for the first time
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@aryamaaan
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23 days
what a beautiful day to be on twitter I have never loved scrolling through my TL more than I do now
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@aryamaaan
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22 days
election results were sooo entertaining I forgot to be sad over my situationship
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@aryamaaan
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7 months
@TANgaBOBO10 @28_ERITA does this reply serve any purpose other than showing you’re jobless on top of lacking basic empathy? Just curious
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@aryamaaan
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did y’all really stalk twitter likes on a regular basis or is this mass outrage just for fun im sorry I didn’t know this was such a big deal for so many people 😭😭
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@aryamaaan
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20 days
That Dimple bhabhi hatiye tweet changed my brain chemistry I can’t stop thinking about it
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@aryamaaan
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2 months
They should invent friends that you never drift apart from
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@aryamaaan
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3 months
intelligence gap 😭😭😭
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power dynamic✅ intelligence gap✅ income gap✅ travis is being abused
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@aryamaaan
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3 months
hey man I dont know how to tell you this but these girls are NOT playing holi 😅😅
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3 months
Just imagine how much outrage would have happened if instead of these girls playing Holi in Delhi Metro, A Muslim had been Offering Namaaz?
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@aryamaaan
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so you agree? You belong to the upper 10% (arguably lesser) and the act of the average Indian relishing their food in an AC metro inconveniences you so much that you wish you were able to gentrify it even more? Complete loser behaviour
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Mkb they’ve even made Metro into their heeramandi chaupal. Because of such people, the remaining 10% have to suffer.
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@aryamaaan
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4 months
sometimes I get sad then I remember my room looks like this then I’m happy again
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@aryamaaan
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4 months
Imagine having the privilege to cry more about your social media algorithm instead of thousands of actual human beings being slaughtered on a daily basis this level of brainless-ness is insane
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@aryamaaan
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Flirting online is so much fun I’m literally giggling and cackling like a little girl I feel so alive and alert I can sense the serotonin flowing through my being rejuvenating my body I love flirting
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@aryamaaan
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3 years
@simply_lay_ @gonegirlfilm we're in a pandemonica
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@aryamaaan
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17 days
not a single thought or moral behind those eyes
@KanganaTeam
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My oath day look, howz it ? 🙂
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@aryamaaan
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@Brookyg413 @marcu5y it's a full time job at this point
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@aryamaaan
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25 days
girls like guys that are a little gay and loser-ish
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@aryamaaan
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23 days
Nitish Kumar please do it for the vers switch bisexual community the Indecisive People Association needs your support now more than ever
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@aryamaaan
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3 months
public transportation systems have my entire heart I love sitting in the bus and riding the metro to go to places humans really did a good one with this
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@aryamaaan
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2 months
This is so 😭😭😭
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@aryamaaan
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2 months
@maydumps Wait what’s wrong with my name 😭
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@aryamaaan
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19 days
wait why is dimple bhabhi kinda...
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@aryamaaan
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19 days
I love drinking water so much it's so refreshing and tasty and such a beautiful relief water just hits that spot every time
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@aryamaaan
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29 days
College teacher asked me to say something in Japanese and I panicked and said bonjour I WANNA JUMP OFF A CLIFF 😭😭😭😭😭
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@aryamaaan
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2 months
I get him so bad because I too would lose all control of my motor functions if my gorgeous girlfriend was dancing like that in front of me
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@aryamaaan
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crying 😭😭
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@aryamaaan
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4 months
This is how your email finds me
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@aryamaaan
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3 months
Caught a glimpse of my side profile in a video my friend took. I need 7 business days to recuperate. Don’t call or text.
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@aryamaaan
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3 months
Good morning
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@aryamaaan
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3 months
I went to the Gaylord ice cream stand and everyone there knew you
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@aryamaaan
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2 months
We should talk more about the power of mentioning the other person’s name while you’re flirting, the moment you say my name with emphasis in a conversation I’m giggling shaking kicking my feet in the air
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@aryamaaan
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4 months
Just remembered the time I had my first kiss and the next day I sent them Alex turner’s love letter to alexa chung to summarise how I felt and the only response I got was “I’m sorry I don’t feel that strongly yet”
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@aryamaaan
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3 months
fleabag was so right because I too would trade 5 years of my life for the so called perfect body
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@aryamaaan
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@BoyYeetsWorld "forgot to remember"
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@aryamaaan
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22 days
face of a man who just demolished 6 mangoes in one sitting
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2 months
can't wait till im back in india and can demolish all those mangoes
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@tboygeniuss Still horrible I have AirPods and they’re the same shape and they keep falling out of my ear
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@laeswrld And when the queen passed away 😭😭
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2 months
regular reminder I am not my pfp
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gym bros on insta are lowkey performing for the male gaze
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@aryamaaan
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everyday is a good day to remember alex turner’s love letter to alexa chung
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sapphic representation in delhi metro they said why should straight people have all the fun
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@shawarmaberg How I wanna be
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@aryamaaan
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2 months
I wonder if I'll still be terminally online when I'm 28-30 because I would like to livetweet my way through my own wedding "Man this baraat sucks why are they moving so slowly jeez" "OMGOSH THE BRIDE'S COMING EVERYONE STAY CALMSDJSHK SHE'S GORGG" "They stole my shoes wtf :(("
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people dont talk about it but the easiest way out of a situationship is just realising it was never that serious. live laugh love girl
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apparently this came from arabic my bad yall
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@aryamaaan
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3 years
imagine getting involved in a public scandal in front of the whole country at 23 and your dad's hugely popular friend makes an entire instagram post giving you advice i would literally kms 😭😭
@IM4DIL
αdil.
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Hrithik Roshan in support to aryan khan on his Instagram, love you bhai @iHrithik ❤️
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2 months
bisexuals need to be stopped...
@PopCrave
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The Northern Lights were visible to millions following a massive geomagnetic storm.
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I walked 15 kms today with nothing but a few downloaded albums and a water bottle man I love walking
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@claireeshaffer this is so true because people forgot all about it because of the travis thing but now it's confirmed AND permanently enshrined in her discography
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@aryamaaan
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re: last tweet
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@aryamaaan
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@palaknotpaneer there’s a difference between calling out people and educating them about rules and calling them prostitutes and judging them on the basis of their class. You would never see this disgusting rebuke if the people looked richer
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therapists won’t tell you this but the best way to get over someone is to endlessly distract yourself from your emotions and feelings and go out and have fun <33
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@KartikeyaRai11 Astaghfirullah what happened to shame
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@Ingasira2 @TweetHunterIO hey genuine question why do you do this when you could just screenshot from your phone? just curious
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Quotes and comments seething like they’ve never eaten a quick meal in the metro, and you wouldn’t see such vitriol posting, photographing and equating women to prostitutes if it were rich college students eating a sandwich bffr
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who up feeling unlovable rn
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HOME SWEET HOMEEE
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@Boboye_Ak @Twitter even their description makes it clear they don't have a purpose 😭😭
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@NEESTONABOOD im sorry this is a bit too advanced for me
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@ravenblueboi subhanallah
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@MemeQueenFag @Most this is the first time I've seen this and I fully expected her to say this was stupid
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“The symbol erases the entire country of Israel” well if your country is that easily erasable then…
@StopAntisemites
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Beverly Hills - Jennifer Garner's 18 year old daughter was spotted today donning a sweatshirt featuring a watermelon, a fruit repurposed to represent the challenges of the Palestinian people. The symbol erases the entire country of Israel.
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girls like guys that are a little gay
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@aryamaaan
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trash taking itself out we love to see it
@bip0larc0re
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darling if congress wins, WE ARE ALL leaving this country
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oh but when I did this I was chased down for "shoplifting from Chanel"
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@its_hana_pb @HyIianLink @h3h3productions AS A KOREAN MYSELF I DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW YOUR WORDS EVEN CAME ACROSS THAT WAY. PEOPLE JUST WANT A CHANCE TO FEEL VICTIMIZED I SUPPOSE
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Officially in my aged loser era (slept at 10 on my bday eve and woke up because friends called to wish and then went back to sleep again)
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@revivlabel @chartdata @kanyewest it's a masterpiece you don't have to like his personality to appreciate how good of an artist he is
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@accidental_left gotta like it when theyre self aware and prepared a nice list to spell it out for the people in the back ❤️
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@NEESTONABOOD LMAOO I JUST FOUND OUT what it means yall are crazy 😭😭😭
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These results are so much better than I ever could’ve hoped, and I seriously wish this signifies a major overturn in the public consciousness, and how people are finally waking up to the vitriol that BJP keeps on spewing, and India can move to a better more tolerant future
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@sh4mcore astaghfirullah only one of us would have seen the light of the next day had that happened to me
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I need a new crush to distract myself from the misery of existing I need to spice up my life so bad
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Unfollowing anyone who says the n word on the tl im sick of you degenerates what happened to common fucking sense
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Missing when my hair was longer
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Guys I’m afraid I might be way too down bad this is so fucking unfair I wanted a crush that would give me motivation to get out of bed not to pine and yearn like a besotted lover
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@vaniIlaessence Not all movies are good because they’re subtle and not all movies with subtle messaging are good, the things Laapataa Ladies preaches is still very revolutionary to the Indian audience and it works very well with it, not sure why there needs to be discourse around it
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@maydumps 😭😭😭😭
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getting rid of 2 babies at once omg her serve
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I love the internet im sorry I love the terminally online people of twitter and the stupid takes and occasional hacks on reddit and TikTok and the video essays on YouTube and I LOVE PINTEREST I love my online friends from around the world it's so cool we have this in our lifetime
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the USA will doom us all holy shit this is so dystopian
@erintraceyy
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currently in a this-love-is-so-reciprocal-but-we-know-this-can’t-work ship yall what if I offed myself
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yall could barely handle her
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real ass idgafer I saw you listening to espresso on repeat
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friends dont want to discuss about politics because of "boundaries" yall I may have been surrounding myself with losers all this while holy shit
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