Caleb Whitehouse🇵🇸 @realCWhitehouse Twitter profile

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Caleb Whitehouse🇵🇸

@realCWhitehouse

5 months

Someone bought of pizza for the UCLA protest and @hasanthehun came and took it all. I can’t believe his fans still think he’s a good person.

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5 months

bag secured 😤

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5 months

@Derek5841 @hasanthehun Check out this article. I think it could help you:

How to Suck Your Own Dick

If you've got an open mind and a few inches you'll have that thing in your mouth in no time.

www.vice.com

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Caleb Whitehouse🇵🇸

@realCWhitehouse

5 months

FYI everyone

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5 months

@General_Boobies @hasanthehun This might help clear things up:

How to Suck Your Own Dick

If you've got an open mind and a few inches you'll have that thing in your mouth in no time.

www.vice.com

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Caleb Whitehouse🇵🇸

@realCWhitehouse

2 years

This is the face of a man who bought a hoodie without realizing that it says “coomer” on it. @hasanthehun

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Caleb Whitehouse🇵🇸

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3 years

@tomsegura IMO, if you are gonna embrace the bald look (and she pulls it off), you shouldn’t clutch your pearls when A COMEDIAN makes a joke about it.

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Caleb Whitehouse🇵🇸

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5 months

@GentlyNomadic @hasanthehun Oops 😬

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Caleb Whitehouse🇵🇸

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2 years

@hasanthehun It's especially unfeeling to moan about 3rd trimester abortions considering that the mother in that circumstance has already probably bought a crib and a stroller before having to come to the decision to terminate the pregnancy. Heartless.

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Caleb Whitehouse🇵🇸

@realCWhitehouse

5 months

@Vorloe @LolOverruled Any balding guy in cargo shorts is a cop. This is just a fact.

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Caleb Whitehouse🇵🇸

@realCWhitehouse

1 year

@RepJerryNadler No amount of violence can ever warrant a theocratic ethno-state.

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Caleb Whitehouse🇵🇸

@realCWhitehouse

5 months

@RealRuckus117 @hasanthehun Check this out:

How to Suck Your Own Dick

If you've got an open mind and a few inches you'll have that thing in your mouth in no time.

www.vice.com

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Caleb Whitehouse🇵🇸

@realCWhitehouse

5 months

While I lie for fun, western media elites and politicians are lying to justify the ongoing slaughter of innocent women and children.

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@zei_squirrel

5 months

BREAKING: Hillary Clinton, Sheryl Sandberg and the Western media and political class are laundering torture and violating every basic principle of human rights: In the hoax documentary just promoted to her audience of millions, Hillary Clinton, who is herself married to a serial

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Caleb Whitehouse🇵🇸

@realCWhitehouse

5 months

@rancid_gore @hasanthehun Sounds really funny. Let me know if you find it!

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Caleb Whitehouse🇵🇸

@realCWhitehouse

5 months

@Tony_owns_khabi @hasanthehun This article is a great read on that topic:

How to Suck Your Own Dick

If you've got an open mind and a few inches you'll have that thing in your mouth in no time.

www.vice.com

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Caleb Whitehouse🇵🇸

@realCWhitehouse

8 months

@EricMGarcia Please ask more senators

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Caleb Whitehouse🇵🇸

@realCWhitehouse

8 years

Voted a month ago thanks to Iowa's early voting. #MAGASelfie #TRUMP2016

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Caleb Whitehouse🇵🇸

@realCWhitehouse

7 months

@nkulw Does Joe Kassabian think that Thích Quảng Đức's self immolation just fell out of a coconut tree? Of course not! We exist in the context of all in which we live and what came before us!

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Caleb Whitehouse🇵🇸

@realCWhitehouse

5 months

@abughazalehkat I'm a history expert, and I can confirm that protesting mass killings is always morally correct.

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Caleb Whitehouse🇵🇸

@realCWhitehouse

5 months

@HeerJeet @MattLech Notice how colonized countries tend to get along, while colonizers always align with each other? Curious.

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Caleb Whitehouse🇵🇸

@realCWhitehouse

2 years

@TheQuartering You're right. When the red army deplatformed Berlin in 1945, that only emboldened the nazi party.

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Caleb Whitehouse🇵🇸

@realCWhitehouse

5 months

@nosferatusexgod @HuntedHorse @joeyneverjoe 👑You dropped this at the camp.

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Caleb Whitehouse🇵🇸

@realCWhitehouse

2 years

@RightWingCope IT WAS DEFINITELY THE ESTROGEN AND NOT THE LACK OF SUPPORT FOR THOSE CLOSEST TO THEM.

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Caleb Whitehouse🇵🇸

@realCWhitehouse

5 months

First time posting on #hastwtselfieday . Thankful for this community for being so chill.

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Caleb Whitehouse🇵🇸

@realCWhitehouse

4 months

@MouinRabbani I think the acknowlegments of the administrations racism is so important.

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Caleb Whitehouse🇵🇸

@realCWhitehouse

5 months

@KevinJS83 @kenbone18 This article provides more context:

How to Suck Your Own Dick

If you've got an open mind and a few inches you'll have that thing in your mouth in no time.

www.vice.com

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Caleb Whitehouse🇵🇸

@realCWhitehouse

11 months

@enlightenserf I was just thinking this. His consistency is sooo admirable. Shouts out to his writers as well.

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Caleb Whitehouse🇵🇸

@realCWhitehouse

1 year

@NewSovietPoster @ByYourLogic I'm the rocket 🚀 It was a misfire trust bro please I swear.

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Caleb Whitehouse🇵🇸

@realCWhitehouse

5 months

@MattBinder If photos of kids buried with their hands bound in mass graves outside hospitals won’t convince them, idk what will.

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Caleb Whitehouse🇵🇸

@realCWhitehouse

5 months

@Ismayelaltalt @ismayelalt Leftists 👏 Hate 👏 Leftists👏

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Caleb Whitehouse🇵🇸

@realCWhitehouse

5 months

@TheFlagGuy_ @cenkuygur Maybe you should try googling.

Israel carries out biggest Ramallah raid in years

Israeli forces raided the Palestinian administrative capital of Ramallah in the occupied West Bank overnight, killing a 16-year-old in a refugee camp during their biggest such operation into the city...

www.reuters.com

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Caleb Whitehouse🇵🇸

@realCWhitehouse

2 years

@bassplaysdave @willmenaker Literally the easiest lay up for Biden to spin this against Trump, and instead he fumbled the ball. Very cool!

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Caleb Whitehouse🇵🇸

@realCWhitehouse

5 months

@thinfinewalls @hasanthehun I’m tryna be on Politifact

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Caleb Whitehouse🇵🇸

@realCWhitehouse

2 years

@hasanthehun Also if a state makes getting an abortion IN ANY OTHER STATE illegal, then that kind defeats the point of states rights!

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Caleb Whitehouse🇵🇸

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2 years

@TajBSimmons "Focus on your office". The job of the AG and the State Auditor is literally to investigate her and to look into how the state is spending our money.

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Caleb Whitehouse🇵🇸

@realCWhitehouse

5 months

@gldivittorio Haters had a lot to say about her from their own houses.

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Caleb Whitehouse🇵🇸

@realCWhitehouse

2 years

@MaxDingethal @hasanthehun On the back shoulder. It’s part of the camo pattern.

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Caleb Whitehouse🇵🇸

@realCWhitehouse

1 year

@ByYourLogic Anderson Cooper is going to release an exclusive interview with the missile who is currently claiming it was a misfire

Caleb Whitehouse🇵🇸

@realCWhitehouse

1 year

@NewSovietPoster @ByYourLogic I'm the rocket 🚀 It was a misfire trust bro please I swear.

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Caleb Whitehouse🇵🇸

@realCWhitehouse

1 year

@WhimsyWithStyle @RepJerryNadler I'm not defending the existence of other ethno-states.

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Caleb Whitehouse🇵🇸

@realCWhitehouse

5 months

@Spud_Master1 @hasanthehun

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Caleb Whitehouse🇵🇸

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@Vincent37571158 @hasanthehun Like pizza

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Caleb Whitehouse🇵🇸

@realCWhitehouse

5 months

@ireallyhateyou I wonder if she has kids.

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Caleb Whitehouse🇵🇸

@realCWhitehouse

7 months

@ProudBavaria I want a 769 start date to play as Charlemagne and a late game (pre-mongol empire) start date so I’m not stuck with partition for more casual games.

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Caleb Whitehouse🇵🇸

@realCWhitehouse

11 months

There is a lot to criticize about the way Oliver frames this show, but I think it's the only late night show calling for a ceasefire. Worth a watch.

Israel-Hamas War: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (HBO)

John Oliver discusses the ongoing war between Israel and Hamas.Connect with Last Week Tonight online... Subscribe to the Last Week Tonight YouTube channel fo...

www.youtube.com

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Caleb Whitehouse🇵🇸

@realCWhitehouse

5 months

@hasanthehun Not to mention the risk of theft. Someone broke in a few days ago and stole a bunch of pizza.

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Caleb Whitehouse🇵🇸

@realCWhitehouse

4 months

@MenchOsint Also this:

Netanyahu 'suggests new US-built port could help deport Palestinians from Gaza'

Palestinians hit back at suggestion reportedly raised in cabinet meeting, saying that it implies plans for mass expulsions from Gaza

www.middleeasteye.net

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Caleb Whitehouse🇵🇸

@realCWhitehouse

2 years

@JAIowan @RepAshleyHinson Famously, farmers do not go to college. Please ignore the ginormous ag colleges in the midwest. They are teaching woke farming.

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Caleb Whitehouse🇵🇸

@realCWhitehouse

5 months

@abughazalehkat Zionists are claiming that Israel is showing restraint while it's turning Gaza into Fallout 5.

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Caleb Whitehouse🇵🇸

@realCWhitehouse

5 months

I hope to be 1% the father that this man is.

HalalFlow

@halalflow

5 months

"My daughter made the right decision. If she...be arrested fighting for Palestine. I would be the happiest daddy. I am doing the right thing fighting against the genocide...I imagine being a father in Palestine...to see my kid be assassinated by Israel."

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Caleb Whitehouse🇵🇸

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11 months

@DreamLeaf5 You're looking at it a lot more critically than most people. But you're totally right.

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Caleb Whitehouse🇵🇸

@realCWhitehouse

1 year

@TedBuchanan7 @WhimsyWithStyle @RepJerryNadler I didn’t say that. You said that.

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Caleb Whitehouse🇵🇸

@realCWhitehouse

2 years

@dalden710 @hasanthehun And poggers.

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Caleb Whitehouse🇵🇸

@realCWhitehouse

7 months

@halalflow While I enjoy watching Miller squirm, I don't think these questions are especially helpful. The administration is clearly aligned with Netanyahu on this issue, despite what they say. These questions may expose their hypocrisy, but they won't change their position.

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Caleb Whitehouse🇵🇸

@realCWhitehouse

7 months

@ATFintern Don't give that man a single dollar lmao

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Caleb Whitehouse🇵🇸

@realCWhitehouse

2 years

@s_corrin @TajBSimmons @IAGovernor @PatJGarrett Can I tell the IRS to focus on their own office instead of looking into my finances? That'd be cool.

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Caleb Whitehouse🇵🇸

@realCWhitehouse

10 months

@nkulw Erm, inconvenient truth: Palestinians have never felt a breath of justice once since Israel was founded. So take that leftists.

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Caleb Whitehouse🇵🇸

@realCWhitehouse

5 months

You love to see it

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Caleb Whitehouse🇵🇸

@realCWhitehouse

7 months

@fr0gan @gayest_tone Liberals try not to be racist impossible edition

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Caleb Whitehouse🇵🇸

@realCWhitehouse

2 years

@JuddLegum @MillerK2100 Back when I was conservative, I remember divorced dads panicking about the government preventing people to buy a gun if they have unpaid child support. So that's the vibes of the average gun-fetishist imo.

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Caleb Whitehouse🇵🇸

@realCWhitehouse

10 months

@ShawnFainUAW @UAW Oh now I see why Elon dislikes the UAW lmao

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Caleb Whitehouse🇵🇸

@realCWhitehouse

3 years

@GhostOfVeles @realPhoenixFire Exactly. He’s using money he made ethically to buy something he likes. Socialism is not when live like unabomber.

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Caleb Whitehouse🇵🇸

@realCWhitehouse

5 months

This one is for you @HillaryClinton

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Caleb Whitehouse🇵🇸

@realCWhitehouse

1 year

@fr0gan Let me just pre-empt that by saying that as a white man, I condemn the Triangle Shirtwaist Factory Fire.

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Caleb Whitehouse🇵🇸

@realCWhitehouse

5 months

@4ltedits @catboyneff “Journalist”

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Caleb Whitehouse🇵🇸

@realCWhitehouse

1 year

@Vorloe Piers gets really upset when people criticize his legitimacy as a “journalist”. Having Hasan on was more about his ego than actually listening to Hasan.

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Caleb Whitehouse🇵🇸

@realCWhitehouse

7 months

@CantEverDie inb4 Fetterman launches his re-election campaign from a lynching site with Nick Fuentes.

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Caleb Whitehouse🇵🇸

@realCWhitehouse

7 months

@uncoovr They know what happened, and they're laughing at how far western media will bend to ignore it.

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Caleb Whitehouse🇵🇸

@realCWhitehouse

2 years

@LolOverruled Everyone who has ever lived will eventually end up dead. gottem

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@realCWhitehouse

2 years

@sportswithjohn @OrganizerMemes

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Caleb Whitehouse🇵🇸

@realCWhitehouse

3 years

@MatMvB @ostonox @hasanthehun Socialism is whatever edgy preteen Shapiro fans say it is this week.

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Caleb Whitehouse🇵🇸

@realCWhitehouse

5 months

IOF HAS RELEASED THIS PHOTO OF THE SUSPECT:

Quds News Network

@QudsNen

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Far-right Israeli National Security Minister Itamar Ben Gvir injured due to a car accident in al-Ramla city.

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@tweetsandboobs @ByYourLogic @cantwontshutup I think some (less serious) people are suggesting that all jews should be expelled, but there are many more people (and many more serious people) suggesting that jews and muslims and christians coexisting is akin to the destruction of Israel.

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George Galloway: "No state has a right to exist - not the Soviet Union, not Czechoslovakia, not the Zionist apartheid state of Israel." This man is so awesome😂

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Caleb Whitehouse🇵🇸

@realCWhitehouse

2 years

@SodaClem @AP Mississippi may not be the best state, but it is the worst state.

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Caleb Whitehouse🇵🇸

@realCWhitehouse

3 years

@MatMvB @ostonox @hasanthehun Socialism is when no car and no fun

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Caleb Whitehouse🇵🇸

@realCWhitehouse

2 years

@NimbyPatrol Um but they're the wrong kind of family. Please don't read into that anymore.

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Caleb Whitehouse🇵🇸

@realCWhitehouse

2 years

@georgsoup dam ur life is like a movie fr

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Caleb Whitehouse🇵🇸

@realCWhitehouse

5 months

@Gaappyy @General_Boobies @hasanthehun Can confirm

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Caleb Whitehouse🇵🇸

@realCWhitehouse

1 year

The headlines about Biden and McCarthy’s deal are giving me flashbacks to the media’s push to squash the rail strike. Complete fixation on the economic harms and nothing about the fact that Biden clearly rolled over and showed his belly. Gimme a break.

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Caleb Whitehouse🇵🇸

@realCWhitehouse

4 years

@malo840 @IowaChill If people were willing to wear a mask on their own and maintain social distance, we wouldn't be in this situation. I'm all for personal responsibility, but it isn't working this time.

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Caleb Whitehouse🇵🇸

@realCWhitehouse

7 months

@kenklippenstein This is me when my boss asks me about something I forgot I was supposed to be working on.

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Caleb Whitehouse🇵🇸

@realCWhitehouse

3 months

@PushBidenLeft Billionaire?

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Caleb Whitehouse🇵🇸

@realCWhitehouse

1 year

@MattBinder I just ate my neighbor. Should I call someone?

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Caleb Whitehouse🇵🇸

@realCWhitehouse

2 years

@maklelan @prageru Careful Dan. You're talking to a university. /s

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Caleb Whitehouse🇵🇸

@realCWhitehouse

5 months

@patriottakes "can't convict a guy on prior bad acts" wtf does that mean? All crime is okay? Sorry your honor, I killed that guy weeks ago so can you get these cuffs off me?

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Caleb Whitehouse🇵🇸

@realCWhitehouse

2 years

@UFWupdates @dbsiowa Um actually I drink ethanol and only eat cornbread, so my food comes from whatever state @gop thought that was.

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Caleb Whitehouse🇵🇸

@realCWhitehouse

5 months

I AM ON A TRAIN AND HAVENT HAD SIGNAL FOR THE PAST TWO HOURS. I NEED THE CLIP.

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OOMFIE MENTION @realCWhitehouse

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Caleb Whitehouse🇵🇸

@realCWhitehouse

3 years

@tee_posts @peterbropotkin @realPhoenixFire Hasan isn’t exploiting poor people while not paying taxes to earn his wealth though. False equivalency.

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Caleb Whitehouse🇵🇸

@realCWhitehouse

2 years

@ChupaThingy6173 @hasanthehun It's more akin to the Fugitive Slave Act which allowed the laws of southern slave states to supersede the laws of northern free states. Most experts will agree that it was anti-states rights.

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Caleb Whitehouse🇵🇸

@realCWhitehouse

3 years

@ObamaEraCons Yes very important thank you

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Caleb Whitehouse🇵🇸

@realCWhitehouse

8 years

@Gavin_McInnes more importantly, why are you watching CNN?

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Caleb Whitehouse🇵🇸

@realCWhitehouse

8 years

@stelladoro23 @iowa_trump Have you ever met a Hillary supporter? I haven't! The polls are RIGGED!

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Caleb Whitehouse🇵🇸

@realCWhitehouse

2 years

@WapiroBen @BBolander My mom didn't want us to do yoga because anything that "opened your mind" would allow Satan to enter, which is really on the nose in hindsight.

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Caleb Whitehouse🇵🇸

@realCWhitehouse

11 months

@LESBRlGHTS Ben Shapiro looked disgusting--nipples protruding--in his brown shirt on his show. Very very disrespectful.

Donald J. Trump

@realDonaldTrump

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Barney Frank looked disgusting--nipples protruding--in his blue shirt before Congress. Very very disrespectful.

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One thing that this book makes clear is that the "right to self determination" given exclusively to the Jews in Palestine was and is predicated on the removal of Arabs. There is no other way to cut it. The Zionists knew that expulsion was necessary to achieve their aims.

Caleb Whitehouse🇵🇸

@realCWhitehouse

4 months

Just finished. Great book.

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Caleb Whitehouse🇵🇸

@realCWhitehouse

5 months

@moorehn @JakeSherman Very generous of you to call him gullible and not deliberately misinforming people (aka lying).

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Caleb Whitehouse🇵🇸

@realCWhitehouse

8 years

Shoutout to Shiva Ayyadurai, the inventor of Email. Without you we never would have this hilarious disaster of a convention. #DNCShitShow

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Caleb Whitehouse🇵🇸

@realCWhitehouse

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@hz_pali48 Lmao from the issuance of the partition plan in 11/29/1947 until 5/15/1948 when Israel formerly declared independence british soldiers watched as Israeli paramilitaries (armed and trained by britain) massacred and depopulated villages. Israelis want to be Americans so bad.

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Caleb Whitehouse🇵🇸

@realCWhitehouse

2 years

@HasanabiProd I don’t think business is boomin 😬😬😬

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Caleb Whitehouse🇵🇸

@realCWhitehouse

2 years

@CrusaderKings I'd like to see an option to limit the view of the player based on diplo range. European rulers shouldn't really know when Ghengis Khan arrives until wayyy too late. Also, steppe tribes flavor pack and nomadic government type when?

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Caleb Whitehouse🇵🇸

@realCWhitehouse

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@ebolaman131 @ettingermentum My predecessor says he’s the lisan al ghaib, but let’s face the facts: only I was able to ride that sand worm!

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