Pro-European Dinosaur. T-Rexit! Brexit is Bollox! Left Wales ๐ด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ท๓ ฌ๓ ณ๓ ฟ for Ireland ๐ฎ๐ช
#FBPE
#FBPPR
Parody/Satire often Fake News. ultra-crepidate
1. Mr Rexโs guide to moving to Ireland threadโฆ.will pin and add to this.
First up congratulations on even thinking of leaving the inferno of hate and division that is the (current) UK.
Currently under the CTA UK and Irish Citizens can freely move and have the right to live and
Breaking: Nadine Dorries said to be raging as online Government Petition gains traction.
"She's raging", a source said, "she thought she could get ยฃ85k a year for milling about and topping up with her Friday Night show on the Fash Channel...Now some pests have bubbled her!"
Oh dear โฆ
@NadineDorries
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@Conservatives
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This isnโt a good look for the Minister for media is it? ๐ฆ๐
Nadine Dorries accused of spreading 'fake news' after sharing 'doctored' video of Sir Keir Starmer | Politics News | Sky News
Boris Johnson's first 5 days as PM:
โขPledged 20k police officers despite having 0 stations.
โขSpent ยฃ10m on Facebook ads for no deal
โขTold Vauxhall to do one!
โขLet Mark Field off the hook for assaulting a woman
โขCollapsed pound to the worst performing currency in the world.
โDear British Public, We know how difficult it is at the moment, your mortgage and rent payments are increasing, firms are going bust, food inflation, energy rises, but rest assured we are having a great time!โ
Breaking: Carol Vorderman being investigated by BBC after 20p was left in a vending machine coin return slot...
In other news:- Michelle Mone - "I ain't got your ยฃ220M 'onest guvn'r!
@bbclaurak
WTF is this series of tweets? In depth journalism at a time of heightened interest or a new script try out for Yes Minister? Your departure in April could not come soon enoughโฆ.
Vivacious optimism Dehenna...๐ค Here's one of your constituents with a few home truths for you over the agricultural sector in your neck of the woods...
โToday I am announcing we have completed 40 Virtual Hospitals, 200 Virtual Schools, 20 Virtual Power Stations, 10 Virtual High Speed Rail Lines and 3.5 Million Virtual Houses.
Weโve virtually Bankrupted the Country!โ
Big shout out to
@RhonddaBryant
today! This guy is what all MPโs should be, honest and concerned for his constituents and the Country!๐ฆ
Can I get an Amen!!! Respect!!!
Surely this is the โwill of the peopleโ and โBritish Valuesโ
@RishiSunak
@SuellaBraverman
@Conservatives
300,000 versus a few hundred right wing dickheads.
Ceasefire in Gaza! Listen to the people!
Germany, Austria and Poland have enacted the first stage of the EU gas shortage protocolโฆ.thatโs the mechanism that requires EU and EEA members to cut exports to non-EU EEA countriesโฆ.The UK is a member of neitherโฆhowever Norway is!โฆ.Norway supplied 39% of UK gas last yearโฆ
@toryboypierce
Because your crowd rejected their own report and refused to fund Swansea Tidal Lagoon, because it was in Wales and there were no back handers to be had!โฆClear now!
@DanielG453
Ffsโฆyoung con network โฆ. Is this like the Hitler Youth???
The ยฃ400m was a 40 year old disputed debt which magically became legitimate when Bonzo was on the Hunt for Oil and Gas, due to likelihood that Norway (39% UK imported supply) as an EEA member will supply EU not UK.