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Coconut-pilled. Obungler's #1 hater

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@ilpomodoro2 Very fucked that our law is now, "Chevron deference doesn't exist, but agency interpretations of their own regulations get chevron deference"
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Lol, guess what, everyone
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fuck. this rules. FUCK
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I feel pedantic saying this, but it was actually 2000
@StatisticUrban
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Yeah, Hillary losing in 2016 (and the Supreme Court along with it) was a failure that will haunt liberals for the rest of their lives. 2016 *actually* was the most important election of the millennium.
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@JoePostingg [drives car into stationary object] "look what your stationary object did to my car!"
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Go off, king
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DNC attendee: “In my perfect world, every Republican is out of the country and all the immigrants come in. That's what i want."
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We let them lawlessly steal an election, w/o consequences b/c they got the SC's go ahead, and they never forgot it
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@StatisticUrban Lol, you are technically correct, and since that's the best kind of correct, I can hardly complain
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@rieszspieces The American public university system and college athletics nurturing a nationwide talent pool in a nation of 300M, probably
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@ericriveracooks @M_Lynx_3000 How much does your hot sauce cost?
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@JoePostingg "They're like two feet tall; who can even see those things?"
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The Obama ppl hate Brandon so much for having a successful recovery. They want him to lose so bad
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@schlagteslinks Gotta love it.
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@HayekAndKeynes Waiting tables for tipped minimum wage when ppl aren’t tipping anymore isn’t worth the risk of catching a deadly virus and spreading to your children/immunocompromised loved ones. I’m not sure what’s so confusing about this
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@TimTimson1234 You are an idiot
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@lozkay15 @DrTeeth16 @uncooljerk Why would we shut up about something that smells bad, kills you, and inconveniences and potentially harms the people around you?
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The median voter:
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Conner Hafen
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If I had to distill the theme of this DNC down to one sentence it would be “We love the United States of America and we hate Donald Trump.”
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@notkavi Some number of them probably think America is racist against white people
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Wow, I wonder why the electorate was so much more Republican in a dem midterm than a general election
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I don't think this is as nearly as clear as many of you do. The 2020 exit poll was D+1; the 2022 midterm exit poll was R+3; the Pew NPORS study was R+2 among RVs; national partisan voter registration has steadily shifted GOP
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@ettingermentum Watch them switch seamlessly to opposing every solar or offshore wind development to “preserve the unique ecosystem” where every single one of them are to be sited
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God, I love this picture so much
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If I write an article on racial depolarization this will be the cover image
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@thejoshwhinery @mollylambert Charlie Parker didn’t come out of the Charlie Parker challenge alive
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Only democrats could display such flagrant disregard for the value of human life that they force one of their own colleagues to put their hands in front of their face, thereby temporarily ceasing to exist, only to reappear shouting "peekaboo" at the most inopportune moment
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Chad Pergram
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1) From colleague astute colleague Tyler Olson. House Democrats appear to have outwitted Republicans Tuesday – disguising their attendance numbers and convincing House Republicans they had the votes to impeach Homeland Security Secretary Alejandro Mayorkas. In fact, they did not
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@lionel_trolling Elon saw the law school employment statistics and decided to sacrifice himself by providing sufficient legal controversy to keep every law school graduate in the country gainfully employed
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It is the 41st millenium. For hundreds of centuries JB Pritzker has sat immobile on the golden throne of Illinois.
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Populism Updates
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Some US states have no gubernatorial term limits and you are hypothetically allowed to govern for eternity. For example Jay Inslee will probably at some point gain access to radical life extension technology that enables him to remain in office for 200 years
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@cheascake @WayneCampbell70 As a reformed air fryer skeptic, they're actually really great if you're a renter cooking for one to two people, which, incidentally, is probably the majority of ppl on this site
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@DrewSav I mean, the modern democratic coalition works because the GOP went insane. As soon as they become normal again, it stops being workable. But the gop isn't showing any signs of becoming normal again.
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@HenryKrinkIe @ettingermentum Hmm, I wonder what explains their belief that Idi Amin sounds like this
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@peruvian_bull @jdcmedlock Lmao, from an OpSec perspective? You’re not a CIA Agent, you’re a guy posting on Twitter
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2 years
Biden basically made this point, and the commentary, by any actor who wasn’t already a committed democrat, was that it was a worrying violation of critical norms of civil behavior, because the speech in which he made this point occurred at night in front of a red background
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@WhatsUrName0o7 Nah, the FL real estate lobby would have burnt him in effigy. Absolutely not worth it.
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In the mind of the political media this is a bigger sin than straight up lying to their face, b/c they don't think their job is accurately informing their audience, they think their job is getting attention from the subjects of their reporting
@FrankLuntz
Frank Luntz
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Joe Biden has done more media interviews than Kamala Harris since she replaced him on the Democratic ticket 3 weeks ago.
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@vanillaopinions Lubbock and Corpus Christi, right?
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Lmao, if the median voters conclusion is "he sounded awful, but we didn't realize he could still speak in complete sentences!"
@himbopresident
Himbo President 🇵🇸
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It's weird that there's some data trickling in implying that people thought Biden won while the DNC itself is in meltdown mode. Strong "nothing ever happens" vibes
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@JosephPolitano Things I like = less inflation Things I dislike = more inflation
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It's pretty simple, imo. They don't see this as an attempt to simply replace Biden with his younger VP, they see this as an attempt to replace the ticket wholesale with a donor approved corporate dem, who'd be much less friendly to the left
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Joe Weisenthal
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I still don’t think I’ve seen a completely compelling explanation have why leftist electeds have become Biden’s strongest soldiers.
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Thinking back, giving Obama a Nobel Peace Prize for doing absolutely nothing was a top notch bit
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They worked for Kennedy 2.0 with a 60-seat majority, and they managed to turn him into a replacement level dupe that got outgoverned by a geriatric white dude from Delaware who still uses a rotary phone and forgets how to talk sometimes
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Y'all come on, if there wasn't a fully functional campaign around Biden, then there wouldn't be one around Harris right now. You can't build a national campaign in five days
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Matthew Sitman 🥥🌴🇺🇸
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I think this is actually more shocking to me than the extent to which Biden's decline had been kept from us—I've thought he was too old for years, but I assumed there was a fully firing campaign all around him. Democrats really, really got lucky that there was a June debate
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Tbh, this is the actual argument for Biden staying. The doubters in the polls are going to come back to him b/c they hate trump, but a critical block of older white voters likes trump more than any democrat other than Biden, and that group decided the last two elections
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Scott Santens
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A voter at 54m explains how after voting for Trump in 2016 and Biden in 2020, she prefers Kamala to Biden, but would vote Biden if he stays, but believes he can't possibly win. She and her friends just want anyone to run against Trump who they wouldn't be embarrassed to defend.
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The two-party system sucks in general, but it does have the happy accident of routing all our wannabe Berias down the path of entry level email jobber trying and failing to break into the NYC/Chicago improv scene
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really captures the combination of ignorance (lol, working for two intelligence agencies), paranoia (my enemies all work for the CIA), posting addiction (their job is to post on Twitter) and depravity (admissions after torture are valid) which has captured this part of the left
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@schlagteslinks A bit less impressive, lol
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She's just correct here. Ppl who lost the intraparty policy fights over austerity, labor, etc. think this is their chance to put Shapiro in and turn the clock back to 2008. As soon as Kams doesn't magically gain 10pts ppl will start listening to them saying we need someone else
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Peter Sterne
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AOC: "If you think that is going to be an easy transition, I'm here to tell you that a huge amount of the donor class and these elites who are pushing for the president not to be the nominee also do not want to see the VP be the nominee."
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@cityafreaks New American socialist international, backed by a common currency, incoming
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@GalenMetzger1 Why isn’t Barbarossa an option?
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@DimitriGC @sam_d_1995 @StarTribune Because the standard for passing environmental review isn’t whether a project is environmentally sustainable substantively, it’s whether you can check all the boxes of “did you consider this impact?” And some of the impacts have nothing to do with sustainability (e.g. noise)
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@lefttwick They got the very least racist Eastern Europeans they could find to run it; though
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@accountpalatine This post is hilarious because, even if were to grant that it’s just another PMC… those are all really bad
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It's 2024, you're cheering for mark Warner and Adam Schiff in an intraparty fight with Joe Biden. Things are going about as well as you'd expect
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Furiously cheering for *Checks notes* Adam Schiff and Mark Warner
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He's unambiguously correct. Mutual aid is well and good, but it's a bandaid on a gut wound for any problem of any size or scope
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This falls under one of the most annoying typology of posts: people portraying their ignorance of a policy area as some sort of hard-nosed, jaded skepticism
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@opinonhaver Imagine if a first class talker like Obama moved to London and ran for PM. He’d be their ataturk
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@itstrundlebaby @MNateShyamalan “Here’s a new place you can bully Ellen” might be
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@josephzeballos @PabloReports Nothing’s notable here except how easy it still is for conservatives (like JD Vance) to fool journalists into reporting their rhetorical support for policies they’d never actually vote for, by simply releasing a vague soundbite about how they’re “considering” it
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If he wins re-election they'll look like history's biggest fuck ups and they know it
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We all realize that a Republican House will never certify a Biden victory, right?
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Man, it seems weird this guy is so into Trump and JD Vance. I wonder what could explain that
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Jeff Stein
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Woahh I never expected to hear this line at the Republican National Convention Teamster's O'Brien: "The biggest recipients of welfare in this country are corporations, and this is real corruption." Applause (from TV) seemed .... tepid
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I actually do believe gorsuch that he's not a partisan hack and he is being honest, but that's because he's a crypto conservative zealot. He honestly believes the administrative state is unconstitutional
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"I think the courts are not partisan hacks", said the Trump-appointed justice, on Fox News, trying to dunk on liberals
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It's been less than a week since the debate. Calm down; the world doesn't run on Twitter time. Give it a couple days.
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Lakshya Jain
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Biden's campaign has made a lot of noise about staying in the race, but it's not *behaving* like he will. No public appearances on SCOTUS rulings, a lot of infighting and finger-pointing, and many panicked calls. I still do think he stays in, but I'm not as confident in it now.
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@transitlanta @upzone_CA Because there’s nothing the Dutch love more than bunches of immigrants
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There was one timeline in which trump won 2016, and Obamaworld made it happen. Biden is right to think they may do that again by a) weakening him until he has to drop, and b) weakening Kams in an open primary so she loses the general, or c) putting up a nobody that gets stomped
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Peter Hamby
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I'm sorry, this is revisionist history. It is definitely true that Plouffe told Biden he would split the moderate vote against Bernie. BUT almost no one in Oct. 2015 was certain that Trump was going to be the nominee - or that he would be a favorite in the general election.
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There were two good reactions to the debate: a) Biden juche, or b) a united party tells Biden, publicly if necessary, that he needs to go. Obamaworld chose c): prosecute a quiet insurgency through anonymous leaks to Axios. And they'd still be doing that if Nancy hadn't stepped in
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This is just a bad take. Maybe whitmer *does* end up being awkward on the national stage, but DeSantis’ issue isn’t that he’s a bit awkward, it’s that he’s a weird creep whose laser focus on unpopularity culture war issues is repellent to most voters
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My Whitmer take remains that if she tries to go from Michigan to a $100 million presidential campaign launch she'll have a secular DeSantis problem (i.e. is kind of awkward). Needs to hang around national politics for a decade or so imo to become familiar
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@greg_price11 Cope and seethe
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@grandmasterfei @schlagteslinks I think voters in Scranton talk about the possibility of a felon who tried to do a coup being elected president
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@_Jason_Dean_ @TheOmniZaddy He was a weird looking rich dude with a hot wife, so trump felt a deep sense of kinship with him
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@csilverandgold I've never seen someone fail to beat the allegations harder than this
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@jakebackpack Why would you speak this into existence?
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American racists, for the most part, on some level, realize what they’re doing is wrong. It’s why they’re so angry about it. Europeans are still doing old-timey phrenology-type racism, and fully believe their racism is just an objective description of the world
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I can’t explain it but euro racism is more creepy and insidious than America’s. US racists will just blatantly spout ignorant shit but a nice german liberal will say things like “we should have an exhibition on jewish life and also include their natural counterpart, the arab”
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@JoePostingg “Have you considered whether you might just enjoy committing acts of violence?” “No.”
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@philippilk Hey Phillip, exciting news! They discovered a third dimension that you can build things in! It's called 'up'
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It's very funny that mr aluminum hates Brandon so much that he's doing revisionist history in his post about how we shouldn't do revisionist history
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Biden didn't just step aside. He sought the nomination and lost. And the person who should get credit isn't Biden — it's Nancy Pelosi and the wing of the Democratic Party that cares about winning elections.
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@aquaimperium8 Only the German mind could make sense of this
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@DavidSacks Calm down Honoré de Ballsack. You got your bailout; you can stop posting novellas on Twitter now.
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@jonathanchait Never going to be part of any movement or clique where skepticism is negatively coded
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@SwagDaddyGMolly @Deve_Dy @curaffairs Lol, landlords and investors have explicitly said they’re supporting NIMBYs because it juices housing values, juicing the rents they can charge w/o doing anything
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That's the thing. Biden could definitely win, but he seems like a pretty high risk-low reward option
@offbeatorbit
Ashley Reese
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these biden diehards absolutely baffle me. how are they not terrified of another flub of the debate's caliber or worse happening in, say, October? they either lack imagination or are in denial.
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@toastmastermel2 There are more than two genders
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@GalenMetzger1 Deciding to invade the Soviet Union is a contingent explanation
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@ettingermentum People are looking around and saying “things seem mostly good; and he’s not annoying to me, on a personal level.” Inflation isn’t great, but it’s still trending down, and the economy is otherwise really strong.
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They chose the worst possible option in 2016, they chose the worst possible option in June, and they were even ready to choose the worst possible option in 2020 before Biden won SC (they wanted to push deval fucking Patrick as a unity candidate). Ofc biden thinks they're idiots!
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For all my negativity on Biden, he *has* actually done a quite good job with student loans. I just had a month long employment hiatus after quitting a job, and didn't even bother asking for a forebearance, but I got a notice that I'm getting one anyway
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@cityafreaks When people say “America has no culture,” they’re thinking of Ohio
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@lefttwick @snazzeo “Bullying works” is the story of the Brandon years
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@opinonhaver Yea, tbh it doesn’t bother me. If American courts are gonna be super legislatures fine. Make them elected offices, then
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@BowTiedRealty @davidvatz @Jason @carney I find that it’s become completely impossible to work with anyone in the small business owning class because they can’t for the life of them understand the difference between data and anecdotes
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@vanillaopinions Many people are saying this (derogatory)
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@lefttwick That's not true. They also think the entirety of the non-Israeli Middle East is a rural Pashtun settlement run by the Taliban
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Davedette
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After Biden drops out, Kams' polling isn't going to magically rebound to 50%, and then you'll see the same firms putting out polls with bullshit methodology to "account for name rec" in order to push a centrist like shapiro at an open convention. AOC is getting out ahead of that
@AntiNateSilver
Anti Nate Silver
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i think folks are assuming that because they’re posting coconut memes online that they’re the ones driving Biden out, when in reality, the winners that come out of this are David Shor and Reed Hastings if you take one thing from the AOC live, it’s: open convention? very bad
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@BusinessmanLego I like how they saw what Prigozhin did and decided that the answer is more PMCs
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@clapifyoulikeme I'm starting to feel like the reason he went so much harder against Warren than Biden wasn't that he still thought he could win
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@SocialistDarwi1 @captgouda24 @ww_dasilva They are sending their best. That's the thing
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@nikicaga Noted humanitarian and environmental lawyer Robert F. Kennedy Jr.
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3 months
If trump is the weakest candidate in history, why does he poll so well against so many strong candidates?
@JulianCastro
Julián Castro
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Sadly, President Biden is not the campaigner he was in 2020—and looks very likely to lose to Trump, one of the weakest candidates in presidential history. I am convinced that a number of other Democrats, including Vice President Harris, stand a better chance of winning.
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Yea, ppl think swapping Harris in means everything go away, when it really means jilted Biden ppl take the place of his doubters, and the media still spends a month or two talking about how smart they were and how they were right about Brandon all along
@schlagteslinks
Washington Primary Evangelist #BlorthCarolina 🌉
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@chore_leo @Alejandro27Ale @jsharpe2023 Polls will probably remain fucked for a while even if Harris is swapped in imo. And there'll be some kinda freakout post-convention with the pro-Biden people saying "SEE this is why we should have stuck with Joe" Brace yourselves
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@opinonhaver It’s funny cause DeSantis was the American equivalent of an SS camp guard
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