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JUST IN: Suleimani bag still on carousel 9 at Baghdad International Airport

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BREAKING: Pentagon awards contract to United Airlines to forcibly remove Assad

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Sergeant major says no one is leaving Afghanistan until all the brass is picked up

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BREAKING: Trump awards self Medal of Honor for hypothetically saving everyone during school shooting

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Not the first surprise we've pulled on Pakistan

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USA DEFEATS PAKISTAN AT THE T20 CRICKET WORLD CUP ONE OF THE BIGGEST UPSETS IMAGINABLE PAKISTAN MADE THE FINAL LAST TIME. JUST USA’S SECOND WORLD CUP MATCH EVER… AND WEVE WON THEM BOTH!!!

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Why we fight

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NEW: Kid dressed as Army recruiter misses candy goal by 20%

Kid dressed as Army recruiter misses candy goal by 20%

It was one big trick on the pretend Staff Sgt.

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“It’s just misleading,” said the former 101st Airborne Officer who campaigned on his experience as an Army Ranger. “Yeah, I suppose technically she has the title doctor since she has a Ph.D., but everyone knows it’s not the same thing.”

Former ‘Ranger’ Tom Cotton refuses to call Jill Biden ‘Doctor'

“It’s just misleading,” said the former 101st Airborne Officer who campaigned on his experience as an Army Ranger.

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BREAKING: F-35 can't believe how much the military spends on transgender troops

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BREAKING: Trump appoints French immigrant Vladimierre Poutin as new FBI Director

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BREAKING: Michael Flynn opens Center for Spies who Can't Tradecraft Good

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We didn’t write this

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BREAKING: US military says exchange of fire between Iraqi, Kurdish forces in Kirkuk a "misunderstanding."

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BREAKING: Walter Reed medics tell President to return during sick call hours

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Russia accidentally kills senior Islamic State leader while bombing hospital

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Veteran Protests Student Loan Forgiveness, Insists He Earned His Freebies the Hard Way

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This student loan lawsuit is personal for me. I paid for my education in blood, sweat, and tears in service to my nation, as did so many others. It’s a slap in the face to every working American to be left with the tab for someone else’s Ivy League debt.

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I am begging veterans in Congress to just be normal. Please.

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Rep @CoryMillsFL is passing out grenades to fellow House members

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BREAKING: Sean Spicer begs Navy Reserve for multi-year deployment to anywhere remote

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Pilot trusts feelings, turns off targeting computer, bombs hospital

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Afghan veteran launches Brown Rifle Chai Company

Chai or die.

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Taliban confirms they won’t visit the White House if they win the War on Terror

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BREAKING: Saudi Arabia beheads first female robot citizen

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War in Afghanistan sues Marvel for copyright infringement over 'Infinity War' film

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Outstanding community note

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New Veterans Day profile pic.

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BREAKING: Army strategists much better at planning fantasy wars instead of war in Afghanistan

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BREAKING: Amazing! Afghanistan's '10-year challenge' picture looks exactly the same

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“Rules are rules,” said a Ranger Instructor.

Make-A-Wish kid gets 'Day 1 recycled' at Ranger school

“Rules are rules,” said a Ranger Instructor.

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. @FtBraggNC hey sexy, you up?

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BREAKING: Troops ask to live with Mattis after divorce is finalized

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A helpful translation guide

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Apparently Joker can’t take a joke

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NEW: "Nailed it!", says Intel officer who assessed Middle East violence as "possible".

"Nailed it!", says Intel officer who assessed Middle East violence as "possible".

This kid is going places.

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Marine Corps and Army physically ill after watching Navy live-fire practice

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‘We’re making real progress,’ say last 17 commanders in Afghanistan

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3 eggs found, 18 lieutenants lost at base Easter egg hunt by @BlondsOvrBaghd

3 eggs found, 18 lieutenants lost at base Easter egg hunt

Like an Easter miracle

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This wasn’t us

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Her-cu-les, Her-cu-les! You don’t want to be on the receiving end of this gunship, aka the Angel of Death.

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Both of these individuals are qualified to become U.S. Marines if they are not already.

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BREAKING: Pentagon to weed out extremists by banning Marine Corps

Pentagon to weed out extremists by banning Marine Corps

Don't say “Oorah” or “yut”

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ISIS cancels all suicide attacks amid coronavirus scare

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Army to replace robots with cheaper, more expendable Marines

‘Human-Marine Teaming’ is here

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BREAKING: Putin selects Mike Flynn as next Wagner Group chief

Putin selects Mike Flynn as next Wagner Group chief

Eric Prince a bridesmaid once again

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3 years

New MRE has only tobacco, caffeine, and jalapeño-cheese spread

Tastes like victory.

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BREAKING: Marines mop parking lot in preparation for VIP hurricane

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The Taliban don't have video games. So why are they so violent, US wonders

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“We have no metric for what success looks like,” said one high ranking officer. “Is it an hour after the man is sworn in? Is it when the protesters have all left? We just don’t know.”

Critics warn National Guard lacks exit strategy for presidential inauguration

“We have no metric for what success looks like,” said one high ranking officer.

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Man Who Never Served Weighs in on Military Standard

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This is pathetic. Even volunteer women in the military cause the standards to be reduced. These Republicans are from bright red states & this is what we get… in the face of open borders, inflation, mandatory jabs, crime… these clowns draft women. #DontDraftOurDaughters (3/3)

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VA hospital burned to ground rated 30% destroyed

“If the VA disagrees, they can file an appeal that we’ll deny six years from now.”

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Ken Burns runs out of hard drive space for Afghan War documentary

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Trump overturns extra duty for three E-4s who were late for formation

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Army mandates quarterly 'don’t invade the Capitol' training

"We’re hopeful...we can significantly reduce the number of soldiers who invade the Capitol each year."

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Yep, totally normal week we’re having over here.

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Marine dies after 8 days without haircut

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NEW: Major dies while on hold with SATO Travel

Major dies while on hold with SATO Travel

Literally no one surprised.

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Duffel Blog: CIA reveals Santa was killed in Cambodian airspace in 1971

CIA reveals Santa was killed in Cambodian airspace in 1971

Recently declassified documents detail the top secret operation

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NEW: Experts agree: ‘The Sound of Freedom’ is actually tinnitus

Experts agree: ‘The Sound of Freedom’ is actually tinnitus

3M CEO: 'Tinnitus is patriotism and vice versa.'

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NEW: First female Navy SEAL maintains standard of being Oakley wearing D-bag

First female Navy SEAL maintains standard of being Oakley wearing D-bag

Piss test first thing Monday

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BREAKING: 134 percent of Marines arrested in nationwide ASVAB cheating scam

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Local Man Graduates from Keyboard Warrior School

Asha Logos

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Imagine growing up on the Iliad, or stories of El Cid or William Marshal or the Red Baron - only to join the armed forces to spend years being screamed at by something like this. In so many ways, America has become (has been made) ridiculous.

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BREAKING: War in Afghanistan sues Marvel for copyright infringement over 'Infinity War' film

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NEW TODAY: Are millennials killing the aimless, protracted war industry?

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"Nailed it!", says Intel officer who assessed Middle East violence as "possible".

This kid is going places.

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BREAKING: Trump taps decorated Army General for White House communications post

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U.S. tells Kurds it’s just going out for a pack of cigarettes

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Delta Force rescues woman trapped in Peloton commercial

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BREAKING: US quietly builds helipad on roof of embassy in Afghanistan

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Never Forget

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BREAKING: Nike apologizes for forgetting military monopoly on sacrifice

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BREAKING: Mattis attends confirmation hearing wearing only Spartan helmet and 'Fuck ISIS' boxers

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BREAKING: “Trump has his timeline. I have mine.”

Esper refuses to leave Pentagon until he can figure out USAJOBS site

“Trump has his timeline. I have mine."

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BREAKING: @vincentdonofrio gets first full night of sleep in 31 years

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Military COIN experts claim they can stop protests in just 17 years

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BREAKING: Revolutionary new bomb can destroy $3 million of taxpayer money in a single strike

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Don't be that guy.

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BREAKING:

Pentagon insists US military will only interfere in foreign elections

“We can’t use military power to endorse a specific regime,” said Gen. James C. McConville.

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NEW: Russian warship honors Ukrainian request to go fuck itself

Russian warship honors Ukrainian request to go fuck itself

It took a while but it finally happened.

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NEW: Department of Defense: "We're not smart enough to run a Taylor Swift PSYOP."

Department of Defense: 'We're not smart enough to run a Taylor Swift PSYOP'

Let's be real here.

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Navy Times

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US Navy seeks to raise allowed number of accidental whale collisions

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Navy names missile after Crozier just to fire him a third time

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Grown man yells at other grown man for not wearing a hat outside

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BREAKING: Fans excited for final season of Afghanistan

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Please don’t forget them this holiday season

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BREAKING: Smart bomb finally destroys something that costs more than a smart bomb

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BREAKING: “Is this like an extra duty?” he asked.

Bewildered senior airman learns he is new acting Secretary of Defense

“Is this like an extra duty?” asked Senior Airman Davis McDaniels.

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BREAKING: Parents bribe service academies to not accept their children’s applications

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BREAKING: Dead veterans agree with President Trump, are happy and proud of low unemployment numbers

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Marie Kondo urges nation to thank veterans for their service before discarding them

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BREAKING: 'Eternal Flaming Wheelbarrow Full of Cash' picked as Global War On Terror Memorial

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“Ladies and gentlemen, we got ‘em.”

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BREAKING: Air Force drops pumpkin spice JDAM on Taliban position

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BREAKING: Turkey pardoned by Trump had multiple contacts with Russian officials

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It would be inappropriate to say how objectively fucking sick this looks, so I won’t say it. Many people will, but I won’t.

POPULAR FRONT

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🇦🇫 #Afghanistan : Footage has emerged showing what appears to be Taliban security forces patrolling the streets of Kabul on rollerblades.

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BREAKING: Virginia Guard's 276th Engineer Battalion recognized for outstanding vehicle maintenance program

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BREAKING: Army calls for 200,000-man detail to fill sandbags on US-Mexico border

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WASHINGTON — A recent study conducted by the RAND Corporation has found that most Space Force recruits are fluent in Klingon or other fictional languages.