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Dan

@dan_bcfc

6 years

I'm 26 and I couldn't give a fuck about the Arctic Monkeys. Delete this tweet and apologise publicly to me or you will be hearing from my lawyers shortly.

Dominic Penna

@DominicPenna

6 years

“So disappointed by the new Arctic Monkeys album”, tweets Dan_BCFC, age 17. The album disappears, as does the rest of their work after 2007. Alex Turner writes a letter of apology. He goes back to singing about bus stops and mean bouncers. Dan has changed everything.

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@dan_bcfc

8 years

Come away to watch football and get chased around by armed Russians, chased by riot police, see lads get stabbed and then get blamed for it.

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@dan_bcfc

2 months

This fella has sacked off top division & European football to join Blues and you’ll still have fans from little clubs like Mansfield telling us we’re being arrogant for saying we’ll win the league without breaking a sweat. Just facts

Birmingham City FC

@BCFC

2 months

The Club are delighted to confirm the signing of Willum Thor Willumsson, who joins from Go Ahead Eagles for an undisclosed fee. 🔵

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@dan_bcfc

4 years

Been thinking about it and although retiring the 22 shirt is embarrassing I suppose it’s not as bad as covering up Graham Taylor being a nonce. So there is that

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@dan_bcfc

5 years

After losing our top arrests title this year you’ve got to admire the way we’ve bounced back today, must be favourites to regain the title now.

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@dan_bcfc

5 years

Great to see John Madejski proudly wearing one of my Up The Fucking Blues stickers

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@dan_bcfc

7 years

@BCFC If you had to sleep with 2 girls with a combined age of 18 what ages would you choose? #bcfc #AskGarryMonk

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@dan_bcfc

8 years

Stay safe chaps. Everyone that's here knows what really happened. Fuck the press and those cunts at home on their sofa giving us stick.

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@dan_bcfc

6 years

Fair play to Monk #bcfc #wwfc

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@dan_bcfc

14 days

Still can’t get my head around this fella basically pretending to work in a ticket office. So strange

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@91xMH

14 days

Some people are having issues buying tickets online. Best option is to call them. Sorry that I can’t provide any alternative methods. #BCFC @BCFC

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@dan_bcfc

6 years

#BCFC #RUFC Blues fans are planning a minutes applause in the 73rd minute tomorrow in memory of the late, great Barry Chuckle, who died aged 73 earlier this year. Please RT to get the word out there to everyone attending tomorrow!

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@dan_bcfc

8 years

Absolute mayhem. Russians everywhere kicking off. 2 English lads stabbed. Sure we'll get the blame for this though,

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@dan_bcfc

10 days

You see people say “nobody should go to a football match and not return home” but I challenge anyone to watch more than 5 seconds of this video and still feel that way

Witton Arms

@WittonArmsAston

12 days

If your a villa fan and you havent been @WittonArmsAston yet i think its safe to say you are missing out! UTV. See you saturday Villans!! #avfc #utv #villapark #wittonarms

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@dan_bcfc

3 months

Surprised we’re bothering to sign a keeper. Could have just auctioned off a spot each week to a fan. Raise extra cash and give 46 fans the chance to play a league game. Not as if our keeper is going to have to do anything.

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@dan_bcfc

10 months

13 years since this wonderful night 😍 #dink

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@dan_bcfc

3 years

An English striker with a polish name, Lukas Jutkiewicz scores again.

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@dan_bcfc

9 months

I suppose it’s not the worst thing that Rod Liddle has written before.

Rod Liddle: Should it really be a crime to look at child pornography?

Rod Liddle: The one laudable and necessary aim - to protect children from abuse - has become warped by our consuming, obsessive hatred for those who find children sexually attractive.

www.theguardian.com

Times Sport

@TimesSport

9 months

"I hope Birmingham are dutifully rejected by every manager they approach, for the very good reason that they are run by idiots who treat their employees despicably" | ✍️ Rod Liddle Read below 🔽

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@dan_bcfc

6 months

Dan Pritchard - I will finish this PhD! data nerd

@1874Pritch

6 months

So as someone from Birmingham I do care enough about #BCFC to call bullshit when I see it and ss a Villa fan I don't care enough to sugercoat it. That stadium is either another smoke & mirrors move by another crap Blues owner or it will be the cause of the club's liquidation.

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@dan_bcfc

5 years

As a mature and level headed Blues fan I just want to encourage all 9000 Blues going on Saturday to celebrate the uniqueness of this fixture by playing up as much as possible.

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@dan_bcfc

5 years

One of the greatest off spinners of the last 10 years, standing with Jeetan Patel

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@dan_bcfc

6 months

I hate this. Fuck these players, I don’t care if they’re playing for the fans or not. It’s an absolute cop out to suggest that we should be making a difference. “We need to stick together” and all that bollocks. You’re professional footballers, do your fucking jobs.

Paul Delves

@delves1

6 months

Let’s start a🧵, if it gets big enough I will send it across to the club We all know Saturday is a massive game and the players need to perform. So add below what our club means to you?, feel free to add pictures and videos aswell @PanjabiBlues #KRO #BCFC 🌍🏐🔵⚪️

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@dan_bcfc

1 year

Last year my grandparents old house was getting re-decorated, the girl who bought it stripped the wallpaper off and found this underneath it

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@dan_bcfc

2 years

Thought they were meant to be fixing it? Looks as if they’re just making it worse to me, big holes in the stand are simply not safe.

EMDDUniversal

@EMDDUniversal

2 years

1/2 Off to a flying start with week at BCFC with our robots breaking away at the top terrance unit to for the separation for the @TotalReclaims demo excavator. Whilst the pitch side protection team cracking on ….

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@dan_bcfc

5 years

Villa fans seem to be obsessed with knives at the moment. Bloke nicked for trying to get into villa park with one, another slicing one of their owns face open and now desperate for the same to happen to a young father. Very sad to see. Just thankful we’ve got class. #J4PM

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@dan_bcfc

6 months

Mosque fella from the open house last night won’t be happy with this.

Birmingham City FC

@BCFC

6 months

Eid Mubarak to all of our supporters who are celebrating across the world. 🌙

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@dan_bcfc

8 years

@malcolmclarke82 @yamyamluke Sat in the same bar all day with no trouble, hundreds of Russians run down and attack us? How do we avoid that

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@dan_bcfc

8 years

😂

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@dan_bcfc

2 months

It’s Wycombe, not the Somme in 1916. We’ll be fine.

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@dan_bcfc

2 years

Few afternoon beers with my best pal Kevin Keegan today. A genuinely great bloke. He’s alright as well.

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@dan_bcfc

7 years

#NeverForget

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@dan_bcfc

6 months

If you were in two minds about whether to stay after the Preston game then this will seal the deal. Utter shite.

Birmingham City FC

@BCFC

6 months

This is gonna be one of those songs that you just can't get out your head. 🔵🎶 Introducing, Forever True - @UB40Official 's #BCFC anthem. Check out for details on how to get the limited edition Blues themed vinyl.

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@dan_bcfc

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@dan_bcfc

5 years

“It’s a disgrace, what if he had a knife?” 3 days later one of their own fans slashes another villa fan and none of the witnesses will come forward.

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@dan_bcfc

8 years

@PanosInAsia @BCFC Hi Panos. You're getting a lot of hate these days but just wanted to remind you that I've always thought you were a cunt.

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@dan_bcfc

2 years

Says it all. The Main Stand grass and the mile counting nonce bumming each other.

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@dan_bcfc

7 years

We'll always be Birmingham City and they'll always be aston. And that will always upset them. Up the fucking blues.

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@dan_bcfc

9 years

We could have been done 8-0 last night and it'd still be less embarrassing than this. http://t.co/c999JSItQc

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@dan_bcfc

1 year

Tom Wagners Benidorm Blues back at it

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@dan_bcfc

8 years

Blues fans getting the Marylebone sports bar surrounded by police and then shut down by 7.30pm. Last minute winner, We are the bollocks.

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@dan_bcfc

6 months

The mouth breathers out in full force today. “Will look good in league one” “can’t even sell out now 😂😂😂” A lot of it coming from fans of clubs who in 10 years time will be celebrating getting drawn against us in the 3rd round of the FA Cup for a big day out.

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@dan_bcfc

4 years

5 years ago today that @MickyRutherford necked on with an Italian tramp in Milan.

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@dan_bcfc

6 months

Why do the people asking questions have a combined IQ of about 34?

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@dan_bcfc

1 year

@NorthBSHA Give him a few hours. He’ll have been up all night playing World of Warcraft and spilling food down himself.

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@dan_bcfc

10 months

Free bar at Blues today, cannot wait to disgrace myself.

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@dan_bcfc

2 years

First win of the day, train ticket not checked so that’s been refunded. £40 up already. Up the fucking blues

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@dan_bcfc

7 years

Things have escalated. Only 12 more nights to survive

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@dan_bcfc

8 months

Don’t want to hear any logical reasons why this is a good move. Keep him until the end of the season and let him have a lap of honour whilst I sob uncontrollably.

TEAMtalk

@TEAMtalk

8 months

TEAMtalk can exclusively reveal that Blackburn Rovers have made an enquiry for Birmingham City striker Lukas Jutkiewicz. #BRFC The 34-year-old is in the final six months of his contract and as yet no deal has been agreed about extending his stay at St Andrew’s. #BCFC

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@dan_bcfc

8 years

Get him to DM me his number so we can sort a meet. Got a decent firm out today that want it.

Football Away Days

@AwayDays_

8 years

Young Newcastle fan up bright and early for his first FA Cup away day heading down to Birmingham. #HTL

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@dan_bcfc

5 years

2 year anniversary. My love has only grown as time has gone on ❤️

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@dan_bcfc

7 years

Things have escalated. Only 12 more nights to survive

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@dan_bcfc

2 months

A Stockport fan a while back was talking about Odin Bailey having a point to prove against us. Different levels is an understatement.

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@dan_bcfc

9 months

Get Mowbray in so we can get the ground belting this out

tatty

@oli_tatty

10 months

Yer da

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@dan_bcfc

8 years

Imagine playing the 'we've won the European cup and have amazing history' card with a fucking train company 😂😂😂😂

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@dan_bcfc

8 years

As if that dirty cunt has ever done anything for hygiene purposes.

My Old Man Said

@myoldmansaid

8 years

Does anybody else wear surgical gloves for hygiene purposes when they visit St Andrews? This pic from 2009 at St. Andrews OTT? 😂 #avfc #bcfc

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@dan_bcfc

9 years

Fucking come on http://t.co/ue4RfgFmBe

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@dan_bcfc

2 years

Setting off on the long 200 mile round trip to watch Birmingham City play against West Bromwich Albion #bcfc

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@dan_bcfc

7 years

Not fussed, I'll wank over anything.

Guardian sport

@guardian_sport

7 years

F1 announces plans for ‘grid kids’ to replace 'grid girls' for new season

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@dan_bcfc

2 years

8 hours 😂😂😂

Liam Flanagan 😷🦁

@AwesomeSir24

2 years

@WhatTheForkLads outside St. Andrews waiting for a fight for 8 hours. Villa fans couldn't leave the stadium until every Bluenose had left.

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@dan_bcfc

5 months

GCSE Maths certificate required for entry. Grade B or above

West and South Yorkshire Blues OSC

@Yorkshire_BCFC

5 months

Meeting @ Head of Steam, Huddersfield station from 12pm Saturday @OSCBCFC #yorkshireblues 💙💪🏽⚽️🍻

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@dan_bcfc

10 months

I see that pissed up fat idiot Plaister has been at it again. Shame we didn’t get Saudis in as we could have stoned him on the pitch live on Sky before the Leicester game.

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@dan_bcfc

8 years

Villa fans left the ground yet?

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@dan_bcfc

1 year

@BCFC Stop calling him Lairdo

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@dan_bcfc

11 months

A week or ago people were crying about us only being given 2k tickets for this

Birmingham City Ticketing

@BCFCTickets

11 months

🎟️The Club has now sold 1,049 tickets for our away fixture against Sunderland AFC. Tickets are on sale to Season Ticket Holders at present.

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@dan_bcfc

10 months

Month or so ago I couldn’t run more than about a minute without thinking I was going to die, so pretty happy with this. Still a fat moron tbf but progress all the same. When’s the next olympics?

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@dan_bcfc

2 years

My man’s called Quentin and he’s piping up. Bring back bullying.

Quentin Gesp

@quentin_gesp

2 years

Oh oh oh look who's there #avfc

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@dan_bcfc

5 years

Just been in 2 different supermarkets and didn’t see one old person stood next to an empty shelf. Was hoping to get a good photo to get some some likes on here. Fuming

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@dan_bcfc

1 year

Do people who make granny shagging jokes about Rooney genuinely think they’re funny? Wasn’t particularly funny 20 years ago let alone now.

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@dan_bcfc

8 years

Just like Anne Frank

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@dan_bcfc

7 years

I would celebrate the rumoured signing of Ian Huntley if he was going to improve our defence.

Ian Symes 🇪🇺

@ianiansymes

7 years

So many Birmingham City fans celebrating the rumoured possibility that they're about to sign a racist.

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@dan_bcfc

11 years

KEVIN WEBSTER IS COMING HOME

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@dan_bcfc

12 years

Christmas 15-0 Aston Villa

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@dan_bcfc

6 years

Year ago today. It still looks as good now as it did then. Fucking shite.

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@dan_bcfc

7 years

Things have escalated. Only 12 more nights to survive

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@dan_bcfc

8 years

Didn't take many photos on this trip but the ones I did take were decent.

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@dan_bcfc

9 years

You know you've made it when the Daily Mail calls you a troll - http://t.co/LeFM2PBKjD

'Love you our kid': Laura Bassett's brother speaks of pride in sister

Laura Bassett, 31, had to be helped from the field by her teammates following a surprise own goal in the final minute of injury time against Japan which saw England crash out of the tournament.

www.dailymail.co.uk

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@dan_bcfc

1 year

Up the fucking Blues. Hopefully the deal is done in time for us to re-sign Bellingham in the summer

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@dan_bcfc

7 years

2-0 down in the 95th minute and all you can hear is Keep Right On from the away end. What a club.

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@dan_bcfc

8 years

Blues are shite, haven't won a game since mid December and we're still above Villa. Fucking hell they must be appalling.

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@dan_bcfc

6 years

@jonbeadle1 Kids these days have no integrity

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@dan_bcfc

8 years

Imagine going out to protest about Donald Trump when it's fucking cold, you don't live in America and the Undateables is on at 9.

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@dan_bcfc

1 year

Standing in the ground in Braga thinking we’re still through as long as we beat Maribor and then finding out Brugge had scored 4 in 15 minutes was devastating. Fuck Brugge and that weird little friendship we had for a few years

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@joe1875_

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Only team in Europa league history at the time to not qualify with ten points

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@dan_bcfc

6 years

9 points is bollocks. Give us 15 and make it a challenge.

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@dan_bcfc

1 year

Someone needs to make a list of all the accounts, fan ‘groups’ etc who tried to tell everyone the Maxco deal was the best etc because they had their bollocks tickled and were made to feel special. Didn’t give a fuck about the club, all about themselves. First up against the wall

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@dan_bcfc

4 years

First payday in 8 months. This one and many more are going to taste ever so sweet tonight

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@dan_bcfc

1 year

The artist was caught in the act on the opposite wall. Shame they got rid of it, did well to last 36 years though.

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@dan_bcfc

10 months

Wishing my good friend @MickyRutherford a very happy 30th birthday. This is him kissing a homeless woman in Milan in 2015.

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@dan_bcfc

6 years

Birmingham City fan here, respect for you showing your respect to Arsenal showing their respect 👏

L.A. Matthews

@TheLAMatthews

6 years

@Arsenal @AFCProgramme @CardiffCityFC Manchester United fan, this is absolutely the right thing to do. Completely and utter respect and admiration for this. Well done 👏🏻🙌🏻

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@dan_bcfc

7 years

@almajir Gazump your mum dickhead

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@dan_bcfc

4 years

Cummings look like he’s just been caught out trying to meet a 12 year old boy and is being broadcast live on Facebook

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@dan_bcfc

1 year

@BCFC I’ve come up from Reading if you can stick that on the map please

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@dan_bcfc

10 years

@SpecialKBrook @EddieHearn Does it upset you that despite being world champion you're having to rely on Amir Khan to be able to make money?

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@dan_bcfc

5 years

Who does this cunt think he is making a ‘statement’ like this? Acting like he’s anything other than a fat, scruffy, smelly wanker with a blog. Absolute cretin.

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@dan_bcfc

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Benidorm Blues