generic funny prefix kuttoosan🔶 @jijinjohn Twitter profile

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2 years

As always, please reach out if anyone wants an ear. It could be to share a joke, talk shit, share misery, whatever. You are not alone.

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Okay this one is pretty good

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@Capt_Tempo @ashindestad You harvest them from the concrete jungle

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Wtf uncritical support to John Abraham from now on

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1 year

Thank you @TheJohnAbraham for sharing the truth about what is Kerala… Really a slap on the face of all propagandists… This is the real #KeralaStory

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SG: Paneer Butter Masala has Paneer in it Justice Joseph: Yes? SG: If it does not shock you then what can I say

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So glad I'm from Kerala

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Extremely Glad that I'm Maharashtrian

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I think people are missing that her husband is a squirrel

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2 years

I'll pass lol. Nothing about this sounds enticing.

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Growing up middle class, I was very aware of how my family was not as well off as my peers. I will never forget the day my dad sold our Mercedes S Class to fund my degree at Columbia B School. But I overcame all these struggles and more to become a successful hedge fund manager!

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@Han___Swolo @b1g_damage No it's e con

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@zeldatitzgerald @RuairiWood daft ponk

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@Susanshox @getfiscal Don is a master of the craft and I don't think he needs to prejudice himself by reading beforehand what Rowling said. He would simply use his considerable skill to convince her on the topic of gay marriage or whatever.

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@Kev04101191 @cftsbitter @onereferee0 @sapphicjuless @LFMegaphones @ZippityZiza It definitely was the intent. This sorta stuff happens all the time and it's disingenuous.

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Always a jump scare finding right wing profiles on Bumble

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2 years

the fuck

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1 year

All I want is one day where I don't think about how repulsive this country and its people are. Just one day

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3 years

@nameshiv Err have you read about his foundation's interventions with regards to women's reproductive rights in poorer countries? Or them trying to keep AIDS medicines unaffordable in the midst of an epidemic? Or Gates' role creating the current vaccine inequality?

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@meowmeowmia I think it's wrong to kink shame. Those kids have absolutely outwitted God and we should all admire them for it.

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@DaveNePDX @SiliconSimian @WillOremus @ByYourLogic Nothing much bro. Just chillin

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1 year

It's good to see more PoH (People of Hotness) speak on this topic it's been real difficult carrying the mantle all on my own

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@fishontherun2 @mirandacgreen @mari_matsuda @adrs Probably a rich girl herself

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1 year

I took a year of unpaid medical leave because of depression and my manager who constantly emphasized how he didn't really understand mental health went above and beyond anyone I've ever heard of, to make my life easier even before my time off, by exercising basic human empathy

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This is probably not controversial among the folks who follow me but it is controversial among the folks I'm around irl. But if you're progressive and religious, you're progressive despite your religion and definitely not because of it.

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@PetwingPenguin @ZeroSuitCamus especially the women

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@wolverhamp10 @kimpossiblefact like a burning tesla in the wind 🎶🎶

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2 years

Dunno man. Perhaps people should stop screaming it everytime they are beating up people

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1 year

So our lovely landlord has seen it fit to give us one month notice and vacate. We're looking for 3bhks or 4bhks to rent. There are 3 folks, 2 guys and a lady, and two cats. Some of us eat meat. We're looking for 3bhks or 4bhks in the kondapur and not-so-far from kondapur areas.

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@IChotiner Quite amazing to see him regurgitate these pre-2014 Indian Modi fan talking points in 2017 right after Modi had shattered the Indian economy by withdrawing all our currency notes with no prior notice in Nov 2016.

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Congrats Michelle Yeoh for winning the Oscar!!!

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@jimcaris @DrSunnyThusu @AyoCaesar socialism when no malta

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@Arbeit_Fish Could be a poster for the next Armando ianucci comedy vehicle

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@ZeroSuitCamus Wearing women's clothes is cringe no matter who does it imo (1/78)

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@CRPconnect @jaketropolis Because the American kids aren't good enough

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@kosherchad @polishXcellence the ussr understander has logged on

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3 years

@BeGrm @ActNormalOrElse @travellintoddy It's more like piling on horse dewormer because why can't you take the free vaccine instead.

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3 years

Obviously none of them trust him.

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2 years

It's been almost a week without smoking and it's been surprisingly pleasant. I used a book called Easy Way To Quit Smoking by Alan Carr and by the end of the book, I was a non smoker. Can't still believe it, that's why I waited a week instead of posting about it immediately.

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2 years

The interesting question here would be whether one sees any woman wearing a hijab as overtly religious? Is it similarly overtly religious when a Sikh man wears his headgear? Is it similarly overtly religious when a Brahmin wears a naamam or a poonol in public?

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2 years

I am not an atheist but in last few years I have become allergic to overtly religious people and those who choose religion as their main identity. Completely turns me off. In fact staying away from such people & religious extremists is how I protect my faith and spirituality.

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3 months

@BrndnStrssng I'm glad you had a fun movie night with your girlfriend man

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3 years

One stat I'm fond of is that there are 17.5m twitter users in India, but Modi has 68m followers. Vishwaguru only he is.

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1 year

Drop a Photo of Mosque from your gallery

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1 year

Odd days: RaGa is a pappu Even days: RaGa is a mad genius involved in multiple ongoing large scale conspiracies

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1 year

A secret visit of RaGa to the White House means a regime change operation has moved to the next level. As India rises AND refuses to align fully with American foreign policy positions, Modi in office poses high risk. They need a puppet regime. Expect significant meddling in 2024

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2 years

Tbh I'd rather that Malayalam movies don't conquer the world as opposed to us having more Malayalam movies that this fellow would enjoy

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1 year

say hi to kuttoosan and kochukuttoosan

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4 months

@N_J____ @Bartholomauser @hausofdecline @LinkofSunshine I didn't realise that comics are a "solved" art form. That there's only one right way to do them If you don't see that the text adds a specific tone to the comic compared to the silent version, that's fine but it does add something. You not getting it or valuing that something

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1 year

@TamilRatsaschi Why don't you do a bit of research instead of asking trans folks to defend their humanity for your benefit? It might shock you but tons of people have spoken/written about what you're asking.

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@strongbags116 @LolOverruled He literally just showed an example where resources were pushed into making people's lives easier and managing the drug habit safely, instead of focusing on more policing and how this has massively worked in reducing drug related deaths.

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many humanitiescels think that their education has given them some deep insight into the world and other people and then start essentialising their studies as inherently progressive with some sort of magic antifascist properties and think it's the one true path to enlightenment

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@DoctorAssblast @adamhoov @aarjanistan Damn. You weren't kidding. He HAS to be paid by them. Like no one makes a car company their whole personality.

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I have a Q for the #LGBTQIA community in India. You (rightly) expect everyone's support in your battle for your rights. Will you also support my quest to make Thallumaala compulsory viewing in schools, colleges and workplaces atleast once a quarter?

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I don't understand why regular bhakts have their knickers in a twist about the documentary. Everyone knows it's true and brought him into power precisely because of it. It is not particularly gauche to admit to it either in the current political climate either.

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This is how the spokesperson of India's foreign ministry handled some pointed questions about the BBC documentary on PM Modi's Gujarat riots past.

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1 year

Busy touching grass🤭🤭

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1 year

If the b*l*u*e*s*k*y folks have half a brain they'll open up their website to public within a week

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1 year

@nise_yoshimi White columnist with large forehead: Again and again the Hard Left refuse to pay attention to genuine concerns of the people actively summoning Moloch

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1 year

Forwarded as received lmao

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2 years

I personally think it's fine for your engagement with sport to be shallow or whatever. I think the most important thing is to have a good time.

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@allahliker Weird that transitioning is more taboo than bombing a mosque.

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1 year

The other thing about the Kerala Story movie is how so many people have very little clue about ISIS. Which religion ka folks do you think were killed the most by ISIS? It was Muslims.

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Here are two portraits. One is by Raja Ravi Verma, which perhaps, you have never seen. Another is by Leonardo da Vinci which you must have seen million times. Now think about how marketing and propaganda lobbies bias our minds.

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Hidden Gem restaurants in Hyderabad - Paradise Biryani - Chutneys - Barbecue Nation

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@kushfehmi This is like Steve jobs taking a dollar a year salary with massive stock compensation and not selling them during his lifetime so that he could transfer them to his wife tax free post death

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@GrahamVincent91 @Quietmarc @jamesdgreig Transphobic

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What sort of cunt puts savarkar over ambedkar lol

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@adamhoov @DoctorAssblast @aarjanistan Nice! This makes you miles better than all the other Elon Musk fanboys online. I'm not being snarky.

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@SpicyBeefFry_ Nothing wrong with protesting against the BJP anywhere in India including Kerala. The police were absolutely out of line here.

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@whstancil @CarlBeijer So your argument is that the rich are not that bad. Unless there are rich folks in the Left, in which case both they and the Left are bad. Is this right?

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The cat on my lap is also called kuttoosan. Pleasure to meet my namesake. We bonded over how much we both love Thallumaala

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@Hikersnet @existentialcoms He's got the mind of a 14 year old

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Dileep is living proof that cancel culture needs to become more powerful

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@anirudhax intersectionality

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1 year

@panaurti Many anarchist takes on twitter seem to come from deep personal trauma. One of them got super upset at me when I disputed the assertion that children know exactly what food their bodies need and I said that you need to sometimes push them to eat veggies and other good stuff.

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3 years

"Facebook doesn’t have a mind-control problem, it has a corruption problem. Cambridge Analytica didn’t convince decent people to become racists; they convinced racists to become voters." What a line!

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Mark Zuckerberg is not an evil supergenius. He's not a supergenius, or any kind of genius. He's just an everyday mediocrity like you or me, someone who talked himself into thinking that he should be the czar of 3 billion lives. 37/

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He would absolutely shit himself in indignation if an Indian team ever did this

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@PanasareNeil @thankyou4joking @leftists1ut Look up misclassification of gig workers all over the world. Classifying them as independent contractors is almost always used as a way to not provide benefits, proper wages, reliable schedules, and so on. Read about the life experiences of the workers who deliver your food.

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Really appreciate all the work put in by @MrNarci @PermanentManx and @peeekaaaaa in running this bracket that's brought joy to so many of us. If any of you are ever in the same city as me, I'm more than happy to let you buy me a drink👍🏼👍🏼

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What is my action plan for that?

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This Hinge match wants to pick fight with me about how billionaires are necessary for the economy to "churn". Taking a deep breath and running away in opposite direction🏃🏽🏃🏽🏃🏽

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@tazwake @SactoDude84 Also the company loses institutional knowledge of the internal systems

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3 months

@guardian Perhaps the Tories weren't right wing enough for him

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3 years

@DearthOfSid Reminds me of that Rajnikanth film where he's also an encounter specialist and human rights activists are portrayed as evil or impediments to justice.

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@Shadab_doha @MysticHeretica @medusaflower If you read the thread, the takeaway would be that we need that determination from the majority in India.

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@Aartitva Thank you ma'am for your casteism. In these difficult times, it's very important to ensure that we have enough casteism in the world. Thanks for showing the world your merit. BMKJ 🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽

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I've got a great idea to reform justice system. Replace SC and HC judges with a Nilekani software that compares the assets of both parties and directly declare victory for the richer party. And in a tenth of the cases(must be random), flip the logic. That is, poorer party wins.

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1 year

Racist with a surprising mutuals list

pagliacci the hated 🌝

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I’ll keep this in mind the next time one of your boats capsizes in the Mediterranean

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@laserboat999 @b1g_damage Meanwhile real indian economists are like

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@SpiritofMumbye @DaLit_Vegan Why don't you do a bit of reading about casteism?

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Anyone who sees this tweet must have a great week. No exceptions.

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Bro watching a movie is not activism calm your tits

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@SpicyBeefFry_ Has the CPM/DYFI/SFI never blocked a CM's convoy? What's so divine about the CM?

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@ExistentialEnso @hausofdecline @LinkofSunshine No it isn't

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Shame. I was really looking forward to accessing their modern slavery system.

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1 year

Okay I'm pretty annoyed by all this IIT reservations type threads. We need to ban the general category from getting into IITs altogether

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3 years

@nameshiv Or what he's trying to do to India's rural healthcare system? What he tried to do to the US education system? These are off the top of my head. Pretty sure there's more. He's a legit supervillain.

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1 year

This is actually communism in a nutshell

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1 year

This will be my entry to the post- What’s communism (wrong answers only)

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Even before that my manager just treated it as he would any person needing accommodations like being physically ill or going into or coming out of a maternity leave

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Full marks to Harry and Meghan 🥰🥰

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It's not that difficult to be supportive of people's mental health folks. Just don't be a shithead and listen to your employees who may be struggling

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Chaat masala is so awesome. It elevates almost all foods with its absence

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@ActNormalOrElse all headlines must be about me all tweets must be about me all topics of discussion other than me are hereby cancelled

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@sadelokeshi My skin is currently glowing from the fever I caught a couple of days ago. Also your tweet reminded me of the time a lot of folks were upset that Madhuri Dixit(I think) was using some super fancy cosmetics as opposed to the cheap soap she used to peddle. Like kuch bhi lol

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I don't often recommend that folks read a 200 tweet long thread but please do read this one

Cory Doctorow NONCONSENSUAL BLUE TICK

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Last weekend, I was at @Defcon 32, where I had the privilege of giving a talk: "Disenshittify or die! How hackers can seize the means of computation and build a new, good internet that is hardened against our asshole bosses' insatiable horniness for enshittification." 1/

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Lmao my Christian relatives who are nominally anti BJP are telling me right wing talking points about Muslims in UP and Hindus in Pakistan. Utter hubris about BJP's prospects in Kerala.

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