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Rufus shinra’s phs gallery goes crazy

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Happy pride 🏳️‍🌈👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩

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I am cringe but I am free

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Okay princess (condescending homoerotic)

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I look out on my field of fucks to give and find it barren

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This is cumplane

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Mn

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How it feels to write fic for the homies

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3 years

svsss a summary

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3 years

The realest thing abt mdzs is Xue Yang getting research grants to commit crimes

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2 years

normalize crying and whining the moment you get your dick inside another man

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1 year

I write gay porn

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3 years

the fan is a paid actor // #svsss #ShenQingqiu

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nobody speak to me cumplane

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Sqh: everytime I see mbj my teeth itch I want to bite em to put his honkers in my mouth I cld never disgrace my king this way Sqq: I just asked why you were eating sunflower seeds bro 0.0

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Rem that time I backseat drove @luobinghole into topping for svsss

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3 years

love reading aus thats it’s clearly the authors job or area of expertise like yes please tell me about your special interest

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2 years

graphic design is my passion // 🥒✈️

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1 year

*clears throat* Yue Qingyuan x Shen Jiu

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3 years

yeah sex is nice but have you ever dug your fingers into the hurting part of someone’s muscles and heard them make that breathy lil sound

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while you were just sitting around I was out fighting my way through the abyss to make moves on Shizun

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they are so much all the damn time

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3 years

*disciple falls in abyss* that’s so sad 😭 system play my heart will go on // #svsss #ShenQingqiu

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2 years

the thing abt jiang cheng you have to understand is is that he conceivably could have been fucked by all of 3zun during sunshot

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3 years

Asking my homie for spiritual energy // just hualian things

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7 months

@brawlite okay shen Yuan such a big fan to have read your entire diverse body of work

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3 years

I don’t think TLJ wife of Su Xiyan wld be very happy to hear you saying demon king is his most prestigious title

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2 years

Hua Cheng to e-ming: stupid sword dumb blade stinky steel Xie Lian: No!!! Good sword precious boy best blade

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5 months

Umm excuse me this is a library!!!!! #sebaciel

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2 years

I killed the sun Bc it was in shizuns eye

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why is this cumplane

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I will end ur bloodline (homoerotic)

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Xue Yang

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3 years

Mbj whose robes are getting lower cut and more revealing:

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Cumplane

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to wield a fan rather than a sabre . . Got some nie huaisang photos by M. Yi back

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I’ve done it Bingliushen

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I really believe it takes a village to raise kids so that’s why all the svsss peak lords are dating

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3 years

svsss in one sentence:

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Shizun, look. Am I strong enough the way I am now? . . luo binghe

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songxuexiao

𝓥𝓮𝓻𝓸𝓷𝓲𝓬𝓪

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3 years

being mbj and getting to toss god everyday an make him do ur finances

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2 months

Of course there’s incest in your gothic fiction!!! It came free with the aesthetic of creeping and haunting romance everyone knows that

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3 years

there was no sound there was only me, and my disgrace // qijiu

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some ppl react to the concept of two tops dating w the whole like well how does that work how do you have sex ??? and obviously we don’t it’s nothing but shared glasses of scotch and quiet sighing when dicks touch with intermittent battles to the death over who gets the bill

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Fixed it ☺️

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3 years

Shen yuan reviewing pidw

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3 years

best flavor of bingliushen is binghe wanting to fuck lqg so bad it makes him look stupid

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1 year

binghe brings a very fuck this I’m gonna go raw my Shizun energy to parties that most cultivators don’t like

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11 months

Happy Hannuke and Merry Yaoimis to all who celebrate

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3 years

Cumplane

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2 years

*whines and cries while topping you*

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wild the places you find crown princes these days // dianxia @Chacha_On_Ice 📸 badwolf.cosplay

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Mbj arranging for half the palace to be wrecked Bc shl mentioned smth abt only one bed so won’t sqh stay in this kings room Meanwhile sqh hyperventilating abt the remodel btwn mbj cleavage

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Nature is beautiful

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Sqh eyes blood shot: apologies my king this servant has….has been too busy with repairs to join you for bed did you need anything your kinda uh sitting on the account papers Mbj robes off in the candle lit study after waiting in bed for hrs:

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oh daozhang we’re really in it now

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hot people have stomach problems hot people have stomach problems I tell myself fervently like a ritual chant as I once again have stomach problems

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it’s you it’s you it’s always you // hualian

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Shen “if I’m attracted to this guy everyone must be” yuan

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2 years

*through clenched teeth* yi city

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It’s twice as funny to me if su xiyan is like unaware how dick drunk everyone is around her she is just like yeah I’m so good at inspiring obedience and loyalty I’m just an excellent head disciple wdym?

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Meng yao: I wear the fake Rolex. Man points out it’s fake. I indulge in conversation. He mansplains. I lead him to the inevitable conclusion of purchasing me a real Rolex. I sell the Rolex Xy: or you could just take his Rolex

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liu qingge cosplay mini show case

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The energy immaculate airplane, yqy, binghe, sqq, lqh

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Said some bitch got to put a svsss harem shoot together and godamn 😭🤡still can’t believe we did that

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I love LQG not caring about binghe crocodile tears and Binghe trying to weaponize it in public but being treated like a toddler throwing a tantrum in the grocery aisle

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Shizuns be like:

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just add liu qingge to your scum villain Fic he’s an expediter a proactive character!! struggling to move the plot along? Get your a man who doesn’t believe in doors or pointless words an will fight any character given the chance

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3 years

eldritch mbj w his crown of frost and eyes of distant stars fires cradled in ice

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2 years

a lot of things cld be solved if cwn was prone to angry tears

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11 months

Hanukkah sameach my yaoi brethren

chacha number one mamool ja moisturizer pfp

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@cult_ivation hey can i get a hanukkah version of this as well

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1 year

@fubroshi I be thrusting for it like the hound of Baskerville is on my damn heels

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2 years

Me at any moment talking about Tianlang-jun

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it’s over Xie lian I have the high ground -Jun wu

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Sqh: “I cant believe your reading that crappy porn [pidw] in public” Sy *sputtering going into fourth gear* “pidw if is a prose masterpiece using the vehicle of the hero’s journey to study the stereotypes an burden we as a society place on men in this essay I will—“

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Wolfwood

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Cumplane is just: Bro (domestic)

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whose name are you calling so carelessly . . qijiu #QijiuWeek2022

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Retweeting incest like firing shots in the neighborhood to keep the rent down

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local disciple forced to give self head pats Bc he fridged his Shizun 🥲 // svsss

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what my students think I do vs. what I actually do // svsss

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Just what did that mission report look like? “stabbed some guys made a dead hand move found yllz radish recipe eat some candy” & Jin sect leader just going yeah sounds great here’s 5k keep up the good work

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Men want me as binghe at the bookstore and shizuns fear me

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get you a man who can bingliushen

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THE SACRED TEXTS

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we really will go that far for the meme @Chacha_On_Ice

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Xue Yang 2 yrs later waking up btwn song lan and xiao xingchen realizing he’s been had

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Liking shen jiu isnt enough yqy needs to crawl on his hands and knees and drink tea in small drops from sj fingers

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Lqg plays otome games to get better at interacting with people it really hasn’t worked yet but one day he bumps into sy who recognizes a line from the game

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Moshangliu with lqg committing rampant clothes theft it all comes to a head when mbj favorite fuzzy socks are stolen

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