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5'2 rad roach

@crocodilepot

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Anya Trevelyan x Heatstroke

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@crocodilepot

8 months

I had to do this sorry

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5 months

Gale is not a "golden retriever boyfriend". He's a power hungry man with a big ego who doesn't like being told "no". He's not evil or bad, but also not as innocent as people make him out to be.

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What's your bg3 opinion that will get you like this? 👀

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8 months

Minsc and Boo

🎀 dove 🎀

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8 months

girlbossing is actually so hard

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7 months

Y'all know that man has bad knees why did he make Gale do that? 😭

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7 months

On. Your. Knees.

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8 months

The gun mod is great but I feel like the giant spoon sword is being heavily overlooked 😭

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6 months

Gale clocking in as camp chef with 20 apples and a fish head to his name

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1 year

Out of shape Gale is canon in my heart esp in the beginning cuz this man is easily in his 40s and didn't leave his house for a whole year. A flight of stairs would end him. You look back from the top and Gale is panting on the fifteenth step with his hands on his knees.

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2 months

I'm a veteran BG3 save scummer. This will be no different, I'm not worried 💅🏾

Dragon Age

@dragonage

2 months

Complex choices will affect your relationship with each member of The Veilguard - and their fate. For example, be careful who you bring with you to stop the ritual! ❤️‍🩹 #DragonAge #Veilguard

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The facial hair quality between DAI and Veilguard is huge. I'm about to spend days in the cc

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10 months

We can blame Alfira's death on Astarion now???

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1 year

Luci ✨️ @DnD Brainrot

@piipstachio

1 year

*cunty vampire voice* darling, how do you use the air fryer

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1 year

It's honestly very nice seeing this many people sand up for and appreciate Wyll. It's usually always up to black fans and creators to give black characters any sort of attention, but Wyll has gotten more love than any other black game character I've seen.

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1 year

Him and that damn finger

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9 months

Tav/durge interview questionnaire! Feel free to steal this and make your own post or qrt with your answers! Be sure to answer these as your character!

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3 months

It took you leaving for us to get Asian characters.

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1 year

Tav: What happened to my enchanted amulet? Gale:

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8 months

@mushruem_ $6 for something authentic that would've cost $50+ anywhere else. I'd be happy to give that man more than the asking price.

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As much as I loved and still love BG3, I hope Veilguard is actually finished on release. It's fine if there's dlc later on but I really don't wanna sit through half baked romances and endings again. I want to pay full price for a finished product please 🥹

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1 year

Rizzard of Waterdeep.

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10 months

harl

@harlequinides

10 months

his fuck ass bob im cryingggg

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1 year

I don't let Volo touch any of my characters, but if a man dressed like that came up to me and offered a free lobotomy in the year of our lord 2023, I wouldn't hesitate.

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11 months

Seeing Gale without a beard is especially strange when you know this is how he looked before BG3. Tara asks why he hasn't shaved when she sees him during his origin pt which means he was regularly clean shaven before.

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1 year

Entering Baldur's Gate for the first time

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1 year

Yeah

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9 months

All I want for Christmas is top surgery from them.

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1 year

So Lae'zel has mentioned Gale talks in his sleep, but here he is snoring, mumbling, and chuckling after getting knocked out by a sleeping spell. The sounds he makes are so cute 🥺

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7 months

Guys black fans who have been asking for more Wyll content since launch while watching Larian cater to Astarion fans for months are just spoiled and entitled. It's not like there's a deep rooted issue with racism and white favoritism in video games or anything 🙄

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3 months

Mf out here living like Shrek LMAOOOOO

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3 months

HOOTY HOOOOOO

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1 year

#baldursgate3spoilers The fact that he locked himself in his house for a year and admit to having no friends outside of a free roaming cat is the icing on the cake here. Like he's so out of practice with socializing in general but the idea that someone may have romantic interest

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@nightclerics

1 year

#bg3spoilers for gale romance HES SOO 😭😭😭😭

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1 year

Gale isn't beating the autism allegations

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1 year

Western Gale is almost complete, he just needs a cowboy hat.

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1 year

Gale calling rest "beauty sleep" is everything to me. Love how he outright says he gets cranky when he's tired too. Little princess 😩

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1 year

Unwashed. Broke. Dodge Charger tailgating you in the right lane. Anime pfp. Axe body spray. Off brand. Undecorated apartment. Empty Monster cans on floor. No chap stick.

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@crocodilepot

10 months

If this man tried to date me irl, I'd scream and run.

Rose ❄️

@Raspberry__Rose

10 months

would yall ACTUALLY want to date your fictional crushes if they existed irl?

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10 months

I've never gotten this dialogue before (I don't think it's new, I've just never triggered it) but Wyll Ravengard, the man you are 🥺

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@crocodilepot

2 years

Happy October, kids.

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11 months

Vine famous Shart #BaldursGate3

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@crocodilepot

2 months

I just realized who Davrin's va is and yeah I hate to break it to y'all but he's been that way for years. Let people know but I wouldn't bother trying to say anything to him or ask questions cuz he won't answer.

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1 year

Good morning Gale Dekarios from Baldur's Gate 3.

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1 year

Comparison between a forced vs. genuine "thank you" from Astarion.

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3 months

For I have seen the throne of the Gods, and it was empty.

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1 year

Cowboy Gale is in demand so here y'all go 🤠 #BaldursGate3 #Gale

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2 years

What if the reason Bioware won't drop a trailer for DA4 is because it's a battle royale and they're scared of how the community will react to the announcement?

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@crocodilepot

10 months

Saffiyah and Wyll using their day off to do his hair ❤ #wylltober

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@crocodilepot

3 months

And I will say I'm glad that we not only got a black elven companion with nice hair but there's an se Asian companion as well. No idea why it took 3 games to include them but we're here and eating good 😎 I just hope the cc also contains good rep!

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1 year

The CHOKEHOLD Rolan, Cal, and Lia have on me is ridiculous

nero's transmasc hysteria

@alabasterffxiv

1 year

hes my surprise minor npc fav because hes a massive loser who cares about his family so much

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@CrowSkuII I'm in the process of being diagnosed with OCD by my therapist and it's insane just how scary this shit gets. Mine are usually violent or sexual and cause lots of stress and anxiety. Especially if I'm around the person I'm having those thoughts about. I really wish people would

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2 years

Okay, on a serious note (and I'm speaking from semi-personal experience), be careful following "ethnic" food recipes from news companies like this. My family was nice enough to share a few of our recipes and they were whitewashed in the final edit without my family's permission.

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This jollof rice has the perfect sauce-to-rice ratio. It's smoky and has a spicy kick.

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1 year

#baldursgate3spoilers ending for Gale's romance . . . . . Rejecting/breaking up with Gale when he proposes so you don't have to. The hurt in his voice is painful to hear. It's even worse because of how nervous he was in the first place.

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@crocodilepot

1 year

If Gale has million fans, I am one of them. If Gale has one fan, I am that fan. If Gale has no fans, that means I am dead. If the world is against Gale, I am against the world.

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11 months

Completely forgot I made this. Feel free to use it!

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10 months

Wyll fans are allowed to vocalize their frustration at the lack of Wyll content, just a reminder.

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9 months

"Wyll deserves more content, but..." Yeah I'm not reading any further. Happy holidays tho

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2 months

Cutie patootie who can be a little scary at times but has so much love to give 🥰

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wumpy 🍉

@cerealwumps

6 months

well THIS is my favorite character trope

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9 months

Even in the patch notes bro come on 😭

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2 years

@UberFacts Because it's more fun to trick people into thinking you have kids by talking about your pets like they're kids and seeing people's reaction when they realize Vincent is not a child, but a cat that someone found in a dumpster and ended up in my house.

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2 years

@dragonage The plot of DA4 so far

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1 year

I can fix her.

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1 year

#baldursgate3spoilers God the fact that Gale doesn't feel like he can be truly loved as a mortal and needing to be reassured that he's enough just the way he is kills me. Like he really thinks he needs to be a god to be worthy of love and affection because of Mystra. Bby boy 😭

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1 year

Playing around before I do stuff for today

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2 years

The Hanged Man x Waffle House 🧇

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1 year

That one friend in the group with the functioning brain cell.

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1 year

Quick tiefling Gale 🤗 (I'm avoiding school work) #BaldursGate3 #BaldursGate3Fanart #galedekarios #DnD

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1 year

Idk if Larian takes like requests on things players wanna see change, but can party banter not have proximity audio please? Exploring with my camera only to come back and catch the tail end of a juicy conversation is agonizing 😬😬😬

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1 year

⚥ WEIRD VAL 🍉

@autismpills

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autistic all by yourself handsome?

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2 years

I can't wait to see her in DA4 😊 #DragonAge #MaevarisTilani #dragonagefanart

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3 months

This man wholeheartedly annoys the piss out of me

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2 months

I am a pointy eared Alistair truther.

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11 months

Gale when you ask him what he'll do if he leaves the group: I'm just gonna go far away and blow myself up so nobody gets hurt. I understand if you want me to leave tho, I won't be mad.

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1 year

#baldursgate3spoilers Gale's face when he sees Mystra again. Like all the good and bad memories hit him at once. I want nothing but the best for him 🥺

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3 months

2022 datwt users seeing "white haired lavellan" on their tl

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2 years

Gentle reminder that your ocs are interesting. Your art is beautiful. Whatever you write is worth reading. Your edits are fire. Your content is great because YOU made it. If you don't believe that, I'm shutting off your electricity.

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Do y'all think The Hanged Man is like the Waffle House of Kirkwall? Would they have a Hanged Man index that determines the severity of an attack or natural disaster based on whether or not The Hanged Man is open?

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1 year

Men #BaldersGate3 #Astarion #Gale

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2 years

Madame de Fer 👑🍷 #dragonagefanart

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1 year

Idk why being bi with a preference never comes up when talking about companion sexuality because yes, we exist! I'm one of them! That's a thing and it's valid! Imo it's better than erasing a character's bisexuality completely and I personally do it for a few of the companions.

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This should've been his canon outfit 😩 #BaldursGate3 #BG3 #Gale #galedekarios

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draw your babygirl like this

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11 months

I love how Dragon Age was made by a studio who fires senior employees out of nowhere and doesn't give them what they're legally owe. I thought that was cool.

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 Autumn Witch 👭🏳️‍🌈

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11 months

Enough with these despair and disappointment posts about Bioware. Tell me something you love about Dragon Age!

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• Gale's romance can be buggy • You have plenty of chances to make it clear you just wanna be friends with him and those choices are obvious. • He was groomed by Mystra from a young age and emotional abuse/neglect is heavily implied in their relationship. Hope this helps.

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@Zervel Yeah, it's more than a bit weird to have him coming onto you so hard when, at the same time, he won't stop talking about his ex. Who is also a god.

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2 years

To all the Blackwall fans out there, I just wanna remind y'all there is an hour long documentary of his VA talking about ancient fish. Here it is and you're welcome!

FOSSIL FISH FOUND ALIVE DOCUMENTARY

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2 years

People are free to celebrate DA Day as they choose ofc. I would just like y'all to be mindful when you see bipoc fans demanding better treatment in these games. Bioware has shown that they can change in the past, but for some reason, have refused to do so with us.

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1 year

aquila 🍉 watch delico's nursery

@belllmonts

1 year

gay people will be like "just one more white haired anime/video game boyfriend to add to my collection i can stop whenever"

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11 months

◄Bhaalspawn► #BaldurGate3 #BG3 #Durge

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@cannibalanders I love listening to them in the background while I'm picking through corpses 🥺

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2 years

I think he'd be happy with the new merch 😘 #DorianPavus #DragonAge

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2 years

Anyways, if someone has non-whitewashed Zevran art, please drop a link so myself and others can rt!

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1 year

@inkblot_art is the best alternative for artists rn imo. It's new and still improving, but it's black/trans owned, anti-AI/theft, and has functioning iOS and Android apps. I'd say it's great to have either as a side or main art posting site.

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how it all feels recently 🫠

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She wouldn't have missed

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