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Paul Ccux

@FunnyliticaJoke

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Gaming & Everything travels. University of East London (Alumnus) 🇬🇧🇳🇬

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Joined August 2012
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@FunnyliticaJoke
Paul Ccux
9 months
@Caulcrick_ They didn’t say Otedola. Your father’s house. Igbos are not posting Innoson or Coscharris’ house. Post your Papa house!
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Paul Ccux
9 months
@TheSabiRadio Sometimes I can’t help but wonder why money loves people without sense!
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Paul Ccux
9 months
@_dinomelaye Its obvious that Dino was poor as a young chap. So he is carrying over his adolescent escapades now. Lol
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Paul Ccux
1 year
@renoomokri @ARISEtv @PeterObi @ruffydfire I could have believed you but considering the fact that politicians can swear with anything and still lie through their teeth, I find it hard to believe you.
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Paul Ccux
9 months
@instablog9ja Touch not my thug…….sorry my Saul…. Sorry my anointed.
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Paul Ccux
10 months
@realFFK This is exactly the same way you demeaned, mocked and insulted Asiwaju and called the APC the party from hell. Today you are enjoying the hell with the same people you cursed. The difference between you and Dino is zero. Double standard at its best sir!!!
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Paul Ccux
9 months
@NoNonsensezone Nna post your achievements now. That man will never know you till you d!e!
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Paul Ccux
10 months
@TrendhashtagsTv Delete this now!
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Paul Ccux
10 months
@BashirAhmaad @PeterObi You voted Tinubu but you are tagging Peter Obi? What part of your body do you think with?
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Paul Ccux
9 months
@HephzyLink @Caulcrick_ Bro I’ll do that once I’m in Nigeria. For now we are chasing paper in the snow if you know what I mean.
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Paul Ccux
9 months
@Caulcrick_ You fit buy land?
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Paul Ccux
9 months
@Sakkanel @Caulcrick_ Are you a billionaire sir???
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Paul Ccux
10 months
@emmanex4u @woye1 @kc_journalist @Topboychriss If any politician chop well, go Arise TV for audition. Lol
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Paul Ccux
1 year
@Kemiolunloyo @ndlea_nigeria Dear Kemi, stop threatening people like an uneducated woman. When a person, entity or parastatal, be it public or private is accused directly or indirectly, it is the duty of the police to investigate and redirect to the court for possible prosecution. The only person authorized
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Paul Ccux
9 months
@Waspapping_ Bad governance Igbo Boko Haram Igbo Ogun state ritual killing Igbo Election rigging Igbo Your wife is sleeping with another man Igbo You are lazy and broke Igbo The government is making you poorer Igbo You can not impregnate your wife Igbos The reason you will die a poor man
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Paul Ccux
1 year
@Mrbankstips This panther here is more grateful than many humans. A human would have eaten the lady once he or she grows some teeth.
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Paul Ccux
10 months
@AdaAnambra2023 I like this new path of yours. Move away from partisan discourse and focus more on nation building. I supported Obi but I am pro Nigeria. I will encourage and support whoever that will better our nation. God bless you. Time for name calling is gone. Focus!
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Paul Ccux
1 year
@renoomokri When it comes to Tinubu, Reno is supportive, diplomatic and defensive. When it comes to Peter Obi, he is blunt, abusive and unapologetic. When it comes to Atiku, he is as silent as an untouched rock. Let me ask you sir, where do you belong? What shall you be remembered for in tbe
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Paul Ccux
9 months
@zainabqasim_ @fasc1nate Back yhen kids were trained to be more decent, respectful and confident. Now, kids train themselves. You caution them and you lose them to the government. The world is getting there.
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Paul Ccux
9 months
@realFFK @netanyahu How many letters have you written to Buhari for the atrocities committed under his government which are being exposed by the government of his own party, your party currently?
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Paul Ccux
10 months
@UjuAmaeshi @Ayochukwu__ @LaCibo_ng In Nigeria we eat rubbish and poison most times. Because we don’t want people’s businesses to collapse, we’d rather manage the food and get sick. When you keep quiet, millions will eat the same trash you ate. If you don’t speak up publicly, they will continue cooking nonsense.
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Paul Ccux
1 year
@renoomokri Dear Reno, no matter how snaky or chameleonic you want to be in supporting Tinubu, he will never forget all the horrible things you did and said about him when PDP were bankrolling you. Have a tiny shame sir!
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Paul Ccux
10 months
@instablog9ja These cars will favour me and my family.
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Paul Ccux
1 year
@SavvyRinu Imagine paying millions to dubious lawyers to defend your results instead of posting them here for free. Rinu you are a champ!
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Paul Ccux
10 months
@OneJoblessBoy @Airejosh So seun you mean say Lagos wey we de drag as our own, we no own anything inside? God why na?
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Paul Ccux
9 months
@ose_anenih @seunokin It’s a simple thing. APC has divided Nigeria into ethnic lines. Most Yorubas will support him. Not because he was right but because he is one of their own and a party faithful.
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Paul Ccux
9 months
@seunosewa Goodbye to our good old Nairaland. It is now Yorubaland. Change the language and make it exclusive for only your brothers so they can invest all their energies in bigotry without interference. Thanks and don’t mention.
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Paul Ccux
9 months
@seyilaw1 ECCTIS also called NARIC now verifies certicates from Nigeria instead of just evaluation. They will even request you sign an indemnity form to give them access to tge exams and records from your school. We are in trouble.
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Paul Ccux
9 months
@funshographix Na statistics we go chop? No let Tinubu hear you are keeping statistics.
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Paul Ccux
11 months
@adamugarba Men like Adamu appear so intelligent in pictures but sound so uninformed about realities. There is nothing religious about what is going on between Israel and Palestine. Many of us Christians have called out Israel on different occasions to desist from illegal seizure and
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Paul Ccux
10 months
@incredibledude9 @BashirAhmaad E be like say them wan to talk another story again!!! Lamba men!
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Paul Ccux
10 months
@DanielRegha @instablog9ja Daniel Regha is a hypocrite who chooses where it suits him to dole out dry unsolicited advice to people who he is accusing of the same offence that he commits everyday through his unwarranted tweets.
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Paul Ccux
9 months
@PastorMarvy Is Tinubu a tribe? Am I missing something or is someone’s mental health in need of urgent check up?
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Paul Ccux
11 months
@itsSh0la How a man handles his marital issues is his own personal choice. A man’s response to his wife’s action towards him is his absolute decision no matter how it appears to you or anyone else. Let Will do Will. Do you!
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Paul Ccux
10 months
@General_Oluchi Any attempt to distract the president with unwarranted protests must be vehemently resisted. The DSS should be on ground to take down any protester whether you are a member of the APC PDP or CBN! Election is over. Enjoy your choice. In Jagaban’s regime, protest is a crime.
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Paul Ccux
1 year
@lagospedia @PoliceNG @HQNigerianArmy So if a Yoruba man is captured in a clip committing r @pe , does it mean that every Yoruba person is a r @pist ? A blue tick should be given to people who think with their head not their behind. You are guilty of same crime you accuse these miscreants.
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Paul Ccux
9 months
@NoNonsensezone I thought homosexuality is illegal in Nigeria?
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Paul Ccux
9 months
@HephzyLink @Caulcrick_ Seems you just learnt those two words. You keep saying them.
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Paul Ccux
1 year
@lagospedia Obasanjo must be wailing now. Yeye de smell! They will still go to his house at night to apologize. Lol
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Paul Ccux
1 year
@ihe69 @jcokechukwu How many rails has he completed before moving to another country? Your blue tick is a waste. Oh! I forgot. They now buy it.
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Paul Ccux
9 months
@Imranmuhdz @woye1 You arrest contractor but you are investigating minister??? Mgbo piafukwa unu ishi!
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Paul Ccux
11 months
@DeeOneAyekooto Telling Obi to come and reintroduce himself is not the problem. If he comes out and clears the air, will Tinubu do the same?
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Paul Ccux
9 months
@ONsogbu Nigerians should learn to stop clapping and cheering when the governor is talking. It is disgusting and embarrassing. Having said that, I like the way the governor handled the question. He is obviously frustrated by the way people keep bugging him on an issue that is under
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Paul Ccux
9 months
@EMMANUELCO36891 @Caulcrick_ And many Yorubas are in heaven and paradise, right? Gimme a minute.
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Paul Ccux
11 months
@DanielRegha In Nigeria, once God calls you, you can call your whole family! Wahalurrr!
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Paul Ccux
9 months
@bravheartz @_dinomelaye Bro am a villager in London. Did my uni degrees in Germany and the UK villages so you are right. You are in a position to teach me the Nigerian city life. Never seen a British politician tweeting this kinda thing while showcasing his cool ride.
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Paul Ccux
9 months
@Omoluabiododo What does the Nigerian law say about homosexuals?
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Paul Ccux
11 months
@AKakanfo Lying to stoke up tribal hatred is a horrible act of cowardice that is not befitting of that title in your avi. I’m unsure if you know the meaning of Aare Kakanfo and what he stood for as a Balogun.
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Paul Ccux
9 months
@Otisbilly_ This guy went to a boxing fight with a bazooka!!! Kaboom! The mileage part got me!
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Paul Ccux
10 months
@SaharaReporters This cancellation and reversal will favour me and my family.
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Paul Ccux
11 months
@ONsogbu No transport companies. No importers. Go check your statistics. This is an ethnically formulated list that was posted on APC whatsapp group. Continue your copy and paste.
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Paul Ccux
5 years
@JLG_1882 @walegates @itvnews No need for clarification. Media houses know all these! They just want to feed off controversy and lies!
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Paul Ccux
8 months
@Omoluabiododo While you are talking nonsense, hear your brothers!
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Paul Ccux
11 months
@ReneRodrig1142 I don’t know you but referring to a human being as useless is demeaning and tells more about you than the person you are supposedly demeaning. You could have argued about the uselessness of Atiku’s claim but saying he (Atiku) and his lawyers are useless defines your personality.
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Paul Ccux
10 months
@fisayosoyombo If Christiane Amanpour interviews this man, he will definitely fight!
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Paul Ccux
1 year
@BenHundeyin @ugochi_iwuoha @BOGbadams In Lagos, thugs are more respected than our uniform men. No better explanation.
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Paul Ccux
9 months
@malamtinau These girls are way better than the Hijab wearing hypocrites who do worse under religious cloaks. Plus they are extra pretty and are free spirited.
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Paul Ccux
1 year
@Chidesssss A politician without a side is a hypocrite. A card carrying one at that.
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Paul Ccux
9 months
@hadisirika Where is our Airline? Where is your promise? Where is your shame? You failed as a minister, why do you think you’ll make a good Imam? Go home and ask God for forgiveness!
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Paul Ccux
9 months
@adex_smithjr Na the same thing everywhere. If you don’t speak Yoruba in Abeokuta, market women will inflate prices up to thrice the normal rate. It’s a Nigerian thing. Don’t tribalize it!
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Paul Ccux
9 months
@JohnFanimokun @AjuriNgelale Toke had chilling business. @AjuriNgelale you joke too much!
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Paul Ccux
9 months
@GazetteNGR This same old man mocked obi about statistics! We will all learn!
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Paul Ccux
9 months
@boniface_jrn If Harry Kane win golden boot, no come back house o! I don tell you now. We de wait for you for cross over night.
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Paul Ccux
1 year
@PoojaMedia Mohbad was bullied by his own Yoruba brothers and promoted by an Igbo man. Truly your brother is not always your friend. Sometimes genuine friendship is thicker than blood. Nigeria can be great again irrespective of tribe or religion. For the lot saying the ongoing protest is an
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Paul Ccux
9 months
@Abiodun52600283 @HephzyLink @Caulcrick_ What makes you think my siblings are not with me?
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Paul Ccux
9 months
@OneJoblessBoy She was our regular customer at Banana African Restaurant and Bar on Tottenham High Road when I was doing some part time thingy as a student in 2016. Very cool and polite. Had a short hair back then. Skepta’s younger sis.
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Paul Ccux
9 months
@benmurraybruce Nigerian government should lift the ban on local cards. Domiciliary accounts are means of robbery!
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Paul Ccux
7 years
@SplufikNG She just submitted a proposal and Linda Ikeji and co have already awarded her the honour. She's yet to carry out any research. Naija!
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Paul Ccux
9 months
@ONsogbu You should gave just lied that he is Igbo to appease your ‘cornrades’.
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Paul Ccux
9 months
@DunnFrosty @Caulcrick_ Guys I follow back. Peace is not always an option! Vawulence is needed sometimes!
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Paul Ccux
9 months
@akobi_ayo @metpoliceuk please keep an eye on this guy and his enablers. Seems they are starting with the incitement again. I believe he lives in the UK. Somenof his enablers live in the UK too.
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Paul Ccux
9 months
@Neyoman_1 @THotstew Dear Anike, I am sorry for this and I hope you are fine but please what was the talk about him sending you money? It kinda made this whole story look like clout chasing. Again sorry for what you went through.
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Paul Ccux
9 months
@bravheartz @_dinomelaye Keep wallowing bruv!
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Paul Ccux
10 months
@SaharaReporters Dear Bishop, the people responsible for Nigerian problems are some of the people you invited for your birthday. They are the leaders that are responsible for our safety. Call them out to do their work.
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Paul Ccux
1 year
@ONsogbu In my next life I will still be a Nigerian. Comot bad leadership, we are the best in the world.
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Paul Ccux
10 months
@instablog9ja I learnt two things sha. 1. AY is so dry and unfunny. 2. Seun is a hypocrite.
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Paul Ccux
1 year
@beninghone Who is more relevant?
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Paul Ccux
11 months
@channelstv If this man was not high during this interview, then he is a very dull person. How on earth did he become a senator?
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Paul Ccux
9 months
@Donkool_ @TheSabiRadio They breached their agreement by blackmailing her into looking like she is a bully. Its not part of the deal
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Paul Ccux
5 years
@SantosTHEBOSS Especially if you've lived in Ekosodin. The air reeks of "mind your business"! Lol
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Paul Ccux
9 months
@bravheartz @_dinomelaye Be a man. Put up your picture coward.
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Paul Ccux
9 months
@NigeriaStories This was the mindset before APC struck!
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Paul Ccux
10 months
@GracedUp1 @instablog9ja It’s against the law in Nigeria for civilian to wear the uniform of the military but my question is, are these soldiers the police or the court of law? Why do we behave like animals in a country with constituted authority?
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Paul Ccux
9 months
@instablog9ja So that was how you made it!
Tweet media one
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Paul Ccux
9 months
@SaharaReporters Power of social media. Thanks @Princemoye1 . I remember tagging you to this.
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Paul Ccux
11 months
@Samuelobineze @Official_Isaaco @AishaYesufu My brother we are already learning including you and your family. The suffering in Nigeria is already enough lessons. Keep playing.
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Paul Ccux
9 months
@Richfineboy @HephzyLink @Caulcrick_ Forget mansion, put up your picture first. I don’t talk to faceless trolls.
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Paul Ccux
10 months
@ONsogbu You are slways happy to trend any negative news about the Igbos. Once you hear any bad thing about the South East, fiam! Your small preek go just stand! Kontunu!
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Paul Ccux
1 year
@dipoaina1 Shame on you for posting an old video to show how racist and bigoted you are. When you face the same fate as Mohbad, may people cover your fate with fake news and may nobody demand justice for you. Amen!
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Paul Ccux
5 years
@AdaUbakala @SantosTHEBOSS I witnessed Unijos striker's leg broken by Engine boys after the match cos he scored against us in the NUGA games we hosted! Anything can get you killed in UNIBEN.
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Paul Ccux
10 months
@channelstv Sadly, the loosers will be the poor people of Rivers state whose resources Wike used to buy forms for these clowns according to Wike himself.
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Paul Ccux
9 months
@PastorMarvy Redeem and Deeper Life are owned by Igbos abi? Ask them their stand on this before you open mouth like Shark de cap nonsense. Yorubas are religious tolerant no doubt but ideologies differ. Don’t act as if other tribes h @te muslims. We became Nigeria by birth and our religion by
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Paul Ccux
1 year
@MaziGomez_ Allocation of land is now a worse crime than forgery and drug? APC supporters can wine and dine with the devil and turn around to castigate you for coughing. For them their sins are not sins mo matter how grave!
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Paul Ccux
9 months
@OneJoblessBoy Why are Yoruba peoole on this platform angry? Is the Bulaba economy good in your house???
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Paul Ccux
9 months
@seyilaw1 Seyi see the fine woman wey we give you. You suppose pay bride price again. Met you sometime in 2016 or so in Banana around Tottenham Highway. Doubt if you remember. Happy birthday to your lovely wife.
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Paul Ccux
11 months
@NoNonsensezone You know Remi or Remy is not just a Nigerian name right?
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Paul Ccux
2 years
@dCarver1 @woye1 @MBuhari He is not Aisha’s husband. Aisha is ‘Yesufu’ not ‘Yusuf’. This is why Peter Obi needs to win to invest in proper education for folks like you.
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Paul Ccux
9 months
@Richfineboy @HephzyLink @Caulcrick_ Na you or your mama dey your profile like that? Make I know who I am talking to.
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Paul Ccux
10 months
@Ken15675104 @AdaAnambra2023 There is nothing unstable about what I wrote. Ada Anambra made some comments that I found offensive at a time. We all make mistakes, sometimes out of emotions or heat of the moment. She can’t dwell there. She has moved on and I commend her on the path she has taken. What’s your
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Paul Ccux
9 months
@General_Somto Am closing my three accounts with @myaccessbank once I enter Nigeria.
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