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Got some new stickers from a new printer up in the shop. It's a simple message. All Proceeds will go to the Palestine Children's Relief Fund. Slap 'em up on your local McDonalds or Starbucks Drive-Thru menu. Fuck 'em.

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The person in charge of spike production

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What would your job on the leftist commune be

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YOU WISH YOU WERE RIGHT

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nobody is brave enough to make a "what's a 4chan post that's so embedded in your head that you make shorthand reference to it, even if people might not know what you're talking about" post, but this would be mine

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Intolerable slop. Jangling keys for smooth brains.

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You nerds absolutely loved @kabewski 's Sororitas Hatsune Miku, so we got you an Overlord one!

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Tweet a random picture from your phone with no explanation.

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Tweet a random picture from your phone with no explanation.

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Imagining chuds in 3rd edit screaming "HOW COME WE NEVER HEARD OF THE TAU BEFORE!?"

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Just in case I have been unclear

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The Inquisition has unearthed a cache of #Junestealer Cultist weapons that reveal some frightening bioengineering capabilities!

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Imperium is trending? So here's my most Imperial lads.

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The M3 Grant is one of the Orkiest real life vehicles of all time

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Didn't this asshole want all of his chud buddies to stop playing the game because woke or dei or something?

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@discord Howdy, I'm a professional artist who uses your software as a way to communicate with paying clients and to manage contracts and share NDA covered artwork. This decision means that I can no longer safely use Discord to have these conversations. Can you address these concerns?

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@townsendyesmate @thisnorthernboy Loop a strap through those you you can hang them from your neck and carry maple syrup everywhere you go

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Dakka Dakka

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#Booba is trending? Well have a look at some glorious green beef.

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More weapons from the #Junestealer Cult's arsenal, enough firepower to pose a serious threat to local PDF, and even the Imperial Guard.

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Gather round ya Gitz and look at my beefy beefy boyz! #warhammer40k #shirtcutmeme #WAAAGH !!! #Orc ! #Orcs ! #Orcz ! #Ork ! #Orks ! #Orkz !

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That's better. Wouldn't it be cool to have a squad of like 5 of these guys?

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I'm concerned that the hot Commando Droid appears to have a Restraining Bolt.

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Today's droid is ND-5! #StarWars #StarWarsOutlaws

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Drab

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Star Wars

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Warhammer 40,000 ass image

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Police in Germany protecting a bucket wheel excavator from climate activists in Lützerath a village literally being razed to the ground for a coal mine. An image for our time

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Too late. I already have them.

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Star Wars!

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Absolute villain coded aircraft. This thing should be a final boss in a Metal Slug arcade.

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Victor 2 bomber fleet withdrawn in 1968. Due failure of Handley Page company, conversion of 24 MkII aircraft to tankers was undertaken by Hawker Siddeley at Woodford. Victor K2 aircraft carried out all in-flight tanking requirements during Falklands campaign. — in Los Angeles

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The rest of the #Junestealer weapons uncovered in the Orestes Hives. There is strong evidence of collaboration with the Tau Empire...

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THE ORKS ARE THE PINNACLE OF CREATION. FOR THEM, THE GREAT STRUGGLE IS WON. THEY HAVE EVOLVED A SOCIETY WHICH KNOW NO STRESS OR ANGST. WHO ARE WE TO JUDGE THEM? WE ELDAR WHO HAVE FAILED, OR THE HUMANS, ON THE ROAD TO RUIN? WE SEE A CULTURE THAT IS STRONG AND DESPISE IT AS CRUDE.

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I love Great Whites so much. My college roommate once said "if any animal were designed by Alex it'd be the Great White Shark. Unreasonably chunky, made of triangles, covered in scars for no reason, but weirdly cute."

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Went and iterated on this guy even further

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Didn’t realize this was Bionicle and drew a version of this where they have a cool girlfriend

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Gonna repost some W I D E Marines since I've gained a lot of followers since I drew them and I'm still real proud of them. First up, we've got out Angriest Boy, exhausted, yet no calmed, by days of ferocious battle...

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Everybody's welcome on JUNKYARD PLANET.

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Aye, here's a project I've been working on! I illustrated the cover for Mr. Modulork's new tabletop game!

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Me adding hashtags to an Instagram post so hopefully anyone sees it

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It's all lines n' shit. fuck it.

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Blood Bowl continues to pump out very good DnD minis

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Drew a Robot Crab yesterday for... ...reasons.

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@IwriteOK Weirdly I got this ad on Instagram immediately after reading this post

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Just because you play the historically evil faction in a historical tabletop wargame does not mean you need to use dice with fucking SWASTIKAS AND SS BOLTS AND SHIT on them.

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@SomeMoreNews @drmistercody @katystoll @dave_schilling @will_gordh @greggmeller @FClintDeNisco I had to draw Warmbo.

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Hey kids, want some Ice Cream? the #Junestealer Cults have the best prices and most hypnotic jingle! My favorite thing about the GSC is the glimpse they give us into relatively normal civilian vehicles of the 40k Universe. Do you have any non-military vehicle models? Show Me!

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Getting ready

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A ridiculous idea that I couldn't get out of my head. #AmongUs #AmongUsmemes #HorusHeresy #warhammer40k #Warmongers #Warhammercommunity @WarComTeam

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advertise your account with one image

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advertise your account with one image

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art train! i draw mechs 🫡 not tagging anyone, if you see it, you can do it.

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art train! i draw mechs 🫡 idk who to tag, so if you see this...QRT this post with YOUR mecha art! i wanna see 👀

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Post-Empire Imperial goons really upped the drip game

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Continuing the gun witch theme, we've got this white mage, ready to cast fireball!

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A simple message cut into the ruptured hull of the commercial shipping vessel. "OUR TURN." #marchofrobots #LancerRPG #MarchofRobots2023

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I've been working on some more concept art for Mekka Miniatures, this time a squadron of Amphibious Gobbo Tanks. The first one we've got is a dangerous 6x6 Submersible. Don't worry about the Logitech controller

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@TomHeartsTanks Sargent Balls Lol

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Guess what!? I just launched an Etsy for my Stickers! Check it out!

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Completed this #LANCERrpg Sherman for @ShadeFish1 !🦈 BITE ME!

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@ailantd I drew a ROBOT CRAB

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@jsrailton Listen, I know it's crazy but... #MarchofRobots

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Drew one of those old Snots.

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As someone who has been the "guy who can fix the printer before we call IT," at several jobs, nobody understands printers. They interact badly with every OS, they try to do things they shouldn't, and have baroque, eldritch mechanical problems. But also they're fine.

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Gen Z office workers are apparently struggling with antiquated computer hardware, like printers.

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Remember, like a week ago when I promised you fellas a Lady Space Marine. Here ya fuckin' go.

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Star Wars Day!

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@ToolofParanoia @RightWingCope that gave me a hearty laugh

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Working on a commission, based on the client's kitbashed dredd!

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Who's ready for a fisting? a Crimson Fisting? Another loyalist for the W I D E Marines

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More weaponry was recovered from the vile #Junestealer cults, including some rather worrying biomechanical heavy weaponry...

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I little Kobold told me it's #GoblinWeek ???

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A completed Commission! Based on the client's miniature, this fearsome mega-dread is a terrifying monster. It does lead me to a question for you; If you had to loot something to make a mega-dread, what would you loot?

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Me on my desktop at the age of 15

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can’t believe I stayed up until 4am to watch an international war crime

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Warhammer's bizarre because in Amy other fandom or hobby someone with the username BLOODKRIEG would 10000% be a Nazi, but in 40k it's just an average person who hates JK rowling and makes neat knight conversions.

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Today's #LancerRPG frame is a Close Quarter Battle Specialist, a formidable Zheng, SMASHES into #MarchofRobots ! #MarchofRobots2023

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My partner found this orc on a dog adoption website

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THE WIDENOUGHT IS COMPLETE! #WarhammerCommunity #SpaceWolves

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What do you mean "How does he move around the battlefield?" He scoots. Duh.

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WAAAGH for Barbie!

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A Spooky Boy! What should his name be?

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Sketched out some killa-kanz today

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How's that for a Podcast Cover?

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I think our first four #LancerRPG Frames make a pretty good team for #MarchofRobots2023 ! A good mix of close quarters damage output and long range area control. #MarchofRobots

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We did it Helldivers!

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@OneHeaded AI profile pic

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A Salamander joins the ranks of the extra wide astartes! #WarhammerCommunity

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Are you ready to celebrate Hot Ork Summer? Do you like floral prints and margaritas on the beach? Do you want to support the art of @K_Iragana_A ? Well you're in luck, I just stocked these excellent stickers! Get them while you can, supplies are limited?

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A rare sighting, a White Scar officer seemingly at rest

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Joey Mannarino

@JoeyMannarinoUS

1 year

“This MF paid for Twitter” No, I didn’t pay for Twitter. I paid for free speech. I paid for 1776 to commence again. I paid for the Founding Fathers’ vision. I paid to tell Silicon Valley to go screw itself. I paid to show support for a man who put himself in the line of

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Woah I did the thing? Yup. #jackopose #jackochallenge #warhammer40k #warhammercommunity #ork #orks #orkz #WAAAGH !!!

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Another Thicc Boi, this time a World Eater, exhausted after hours of butchery #WarhammerCommunity

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Have a Blessed Day!

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#orcs ! #orks ! #orkz ! sometimes join other factions? #warhammer40k #chaos , #khorne , #tau , #Begel , #genestealer , #genestealercults , #tyranids , #necrons , #adeptusmechanicus , #mechanicus , #sistersofbattle , #sob , #inquisition , #bobcut

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Never posted these because I intended to do more with them but I don't think that's happening anytime soon, so here's some attempts at expressive orcs!