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A writer of some renown.

Los Angeles, CA
Joined September 2009
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Dave Schilling
18 days
I wrote about the new @A24 book “How Directors Dress,” filmmaker fits, and why people persist in not taking Los Angeles seriously as a fashion capital for @latimes
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3 years
You either want to have sex with a ghost or you don’t. This is the dividing line in American society today.
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If they can get Walz on College GameDay, it’s over.
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2 years
I’m excited to find out how Will Smith slapping Chris Rock explains something it has nothing to do with from 50 young freelance writers working below the poverty line who had to stay up all night crafting a take they don’t actually believe.
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2 years
Damn the nuclear code is 69-420
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Her chief of staff confirms she will not be resigning at this time and is excited to return to the Senate floor to serve the American people.
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ABC7 News
11 months
BREAKING: Senator Dianne Feinstein, an "icon for women in politics," has died at 90 years old, ABC7 Insider Phil Matier has confirmed. Here's a look back at her life and legacy:
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2 years
Ezra Miller is doing the Sufjan Stevens 50 states project, but for crimes.
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One time, I saw Paul Giamatti in the In-N-Out drive thru looking as excited as you’d imagine:
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3 years
There’s only one greatest tweet of all time and this is it:
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3 years
A revival of Six Feet Under is an affront to the very premise of the show, which is that things end and we have to be ok with that.
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3 years
“Did someone say CRYPTocurrency?”
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3 years
Yet more proof that British comedy is better:
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3 years
Just think, now this seems LESS embarrassing.
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10 months
@NoahGarfinkel My life of crime begins
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3 years
As an art form, cinema peaked right here.
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2 years
Nobody needs this many places to hide cocaine.
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3 years
This scene is so funny.
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2 years
Conservative Twitter: I will go to war for Donald Trump Liberal Twitter: I will go to war for Michelle Branch
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2 months
Worth pointing out that the entire plot of Space Jam 2 revolved around LeBron James learning to not force his son into a career path he was unqualified for and supporting his actual interests.
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2 years
Just opened Hulu and you’ll never believe what they’ve done to this classic series!
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2 years
Nine years ago today.
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Should I complain about this absolutely dire pint?
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“A second McMahon has torn his quad.”
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3 years
Reading this tweet
@GuardianUS
Guardian US
3 years
Gwyneth Paltrow broke down and ate bread during quarantine. What was your lowest point?
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3 years
Wanna feel old? Jay Sherman is 36.
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2 years
Ummm. 😬
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It’s an absolute revelation
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RIP Anne Rice, who taught an entire generation how to be horny.
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Whiplash (2014) Director: Damien Chazelle
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Aug. 8, 2004. Kinzie Street along the Chicago River. Just as the Dave Matthews Band tour bus empties its septic tank.
@Suntimes
Chicago Sun-Times
2 years
If you were writing a Chicago-set romcom, where in the city would your lovebirds meet?
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3 years
Airbnb it.
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2 years
This rocks
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3 years
Me when they called the election after 15 minutes:
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3 years
To be fair, they snubbed a lot of people who suck at acting.
@InsideTheMagic
Inside the Magic
3 years
'Mandalorian' Star Gina Carano Snubbed In Emmy Award Nominations #TheMandalorian #GinaCarano #CaraDune #EmmyNoms #EmmyAwards
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2 years
And if you are up editing something like this because your job depends on page views, I'm sorry.
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2 years
I have seen the first four episodes of Star Trek: Picard. Everything I hoped for is there. Seeing the TNG cast back, in a story that respects and honors the characters made me so happy. Can’t say much more without spoilers, so I will just say thank you to @TerryMatalas .
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Alex Garland in a pitch with A24, scribbling the following on a whiteboard: “Men$”
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It’s canon.
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2 years
Oh no, now Lizzo has the Lament Configuration! People are REALLY gonna be pissed!
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2 years
I feel bad that FTR had a bad experience with Shawn Michaels, but they also made my life hell the Raw after Mania 35 & made fun of the promo I wrote while I was in the room. Tough business and people are rarely their best selves under the pressure cooker.
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3 years
You know millennials are getting old because Tums are basically candy now.
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3 years
Apartment hunting and this was one of the listing photos:
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3 years
@LouisPeitzman I did a very comical spittake when I read this.
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3 years
“You park at the Galleria and walk to the Americana.”
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3 years
Alright.
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Dave Schilling
3 years
*Wait a minute*, are you saying IATSE union members are the backbone of the entertainment industry, nothing would function without them, and they deserve to be fairly compensated for that work?
@Variety
Variety
3 years
IATSE Strike Deadline Has Networks and Streamers Scrambling for Programming Options
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Dave Schilling
3 years
Thought this was Stewie from Succession
@michcoll
Michelle Collins
3 years
🚨PENN BADGLEY IN A VELVET SUIT & TURTLENECK🚨
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3 years
The Suspiria remake is perfect.
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2 years
Rewatching Glass after hearing all this about Bruce Willis certainly makes the fact that the movie even exists incredible.
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3 years
Just to be clear, I did not say The Office would be cancelled if it were made today. I said it would “be an animated series about talking goats and one of the goats would have a huge rack.”
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Dave Schilling
2 years
This is evil.
@ErinInTheMorn
Erin Reed
2 years
Greg Abbot has officially directed Family and Protective Services to begin investigating all trans children in Texas and prosecuting their parents as child abusers. He has also instructed all teachers, doctors, and caregivers to begin reporting any trans students they see.
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He looks like he’s gonna turn into a Force Ghost at any minute.
@JordanUhl
jordan
3 months
Biden was just asked about Trump blaming him for his 34 felony convictions:
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3 years
Thank God they paid for Cult of Personality
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2 years
“Here’s some crap” — Papa John’s new slogan
@CNN
CNN
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To get people excited about pizza again, Papa Johns is offering a new spin on the classic, with Papa Bowls that are all topping — no crust.
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This really reminds you that actual people spent precious hours of their only life on this planet to make a movie just to find out later someone decide to throw their hard work in the garbage.
@Todd_Spence
Todd Spence
2 years
bts of Brendan Fraser filming BATGIRL. Emerging through fiery smoke, and walking like a badass. I'm at least glad we can enjoy this moment via phone camera.
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2 years
Once you see it, you cannot unsee it.
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Dave Schilling
3 years
Phil Hartman was a god.
@JimJarmuschHair
Andrew Woods
3 years
One of the finest pieces of comedic acting ever
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3 years
When Jacob takes his mask off, you know the pandemic is over.
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Dave Schilling
3 years
It can't be overstated how much Tony Khan, Cody Rhodes, Kenny Omega, and the Young Bucks changed the wrestling industry. They united the entire global landscape of the sport for the first time in decades. And they're about to bring back CM Punk. This is not hyperbole. It's fact.
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1 year
When Lenny Kravitz’s leather pants ripped and his penis fell out.
@swiftoursonggg
WILDEST DREAMS HAHA 🧣
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outside of 9/11, what's a major historical event you lived through that you’ll never forget where you were when it happened?
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2 years
Anyway I wrote about bow ties tonight. Hope you read it.
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2 years
My son describing various dinosaurs I’ve never heard of:
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3 years
We call this the Aykroyd Line.
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2 years
Considering how good @DaveSFoley was in the new Kids in the Hall, Sony should be working on a NewsRadio reboot asap.
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Dave Schilling
3 years
At a job that pays me enough to live in Los Angeles.
@JadaMontemarano
Jada Montemarano
3 years
There are hundreds of fans at the LA Coliseum where the Rams rally will take place around 12 pm. But the parade starts in an hour and the route is empty! Where are you Rams fans?!
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3 years
Dance like no one is watching
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3 years
Would love this
@Variety
Variety
3 years
#Veep star Sam Richardson would love to play Beast in an #XMen movie: “I think Beast is like a big blue-haired Richard Splett.”
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Who’s playing this guy
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LA, we are rocking nothing less than this fit when we’re all vaxxed this summer:
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@travishelwig @sherlyholmes @KimKardashian @RickCarusoLA Don’t worry none of them are registered to vote
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3 years
He’s 👏🏽 showing 👏🏽 hole 👏🏽
@Variety
Variety
3 years
Robert Pattinson: ‘The Batman’ Opening Shot Is ‘So Jarring’ and Feels Unlike Any Other Batman Movie
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I embraced the skirt trend and found myself pondering gender and the question of masculine beauty in my latest for @latimes .
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Dave Schilling
3 years
Hey.
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3 years
Enjoy yourself today.
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Dave Schilling
2 years
Big day for the word “hospital.”
@SeanRossSapp
Sean Ross Sapp of Fightful.com
2 years
Triple H will assume all responsibilities related to WWE creative, in addition to his regular duties, per WWE
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Andy Cohen is the LeBron of being drunk.
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3 years
That Kanye can consistently make music most people don’t like while suffering no career repercussions whatsoever is an accomplishment all by itself.
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Dave Schilling
3 months
The Poolman account should remain active forever, diligently promoting this movie until the heat death of the universe
@poolmanmovie
POOLMAN
3 months
When you’re done watching #GodzillaMinusOne and need to chill, come on over.
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Dave Schilling
2 years
Who is the absolute pervert sitting back there?
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A true testament to Wampler’s power is how many people came back to this hellsite just to honor him.
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Dave Schilling
3 years
“It was a movie about fathers and sons, emotionally withholding men, fragile masculinity, and American obsession with nostalgia. It’s profoundly sad, and that’s a long fly ball to left field by Jimenez. Home run. 5-3 White Sox.”
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I love this sketch. Kyle Mooney rules.
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1 year
This is the kind of camaraderie we lose with remote work:
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3 years
Every remaining episode of season 3 of Succession is gonna have a quick rabbit check-in segment.
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3 years
This pandemic needs to end soon so I can see them perform live again.
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Did I cry during this monologue from Conan the night of his last episode? Of course.
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Dave Schilling
3 years
This sucks so fucking hard
@ShamsCharania
Shams Charania
3 years
Staples Center – the iconic home of the Los Angeles Lakers and Clippers among others since 1999 – will have a new name beginning Dec. 25: Arena. It’s believed to be the largest U.S. venue naming rights deal to date.
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Dave Schilling
3 years
Still the greatest tweet of all time.
@JaredLeto
JARED LETO
4 years
Wow. 12 days ago I began a silent meditation in the desert. We were totally isolated. No phone, no communication etc. We had no idea what was happening outside the facility.
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He did it
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Dave Schilling
2 years
Definitely a big day for Sinema. She’s never seen a bill pass the Senate before!
@therecount
The Recount
2 years
Senate passes bill by unanimous consent to make Daylight Saving Time permanent. Sen. Kyrsten Sinema (D-AZ) seems excited about it.
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Dave Schilling
3 years
Me waking up every friggin morning:
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Dave Schilling
3 years
It seems that Aaron Rodgers has been silenced yet again.
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2 months
Brother, I got the Renegade
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2 years
I have to go pick up my son from school, so I guess I should stop crying so I don’t have to explain why.
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@NoahGarfinkel Also a convenient lack of smoke detectors
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Dave Schilling
1 year
Ethan Hunt:
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Dave Schilling
3 years
Hire this man immediately.
@Phil_Lewis_
philip lewis
3 years
🚨 Levar Burton makes his ‘Jeopardy!’ guest host debut!
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Dune is definitely the most expensive movie ever made about helicopter parents.
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