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valentine🥀⚰️

@coffin_snoozer

2 months

after a summer of being condemned to beach swimming lake ontario was a wonderful curative for my ailed soul

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valentine🥀⚰️

@coffin_snoozer

2 years

@femaIeboyfriend i really dont see why anyone cares that much about the difference. people should just have sex and not worry too much about the label

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@coffin_snoozer

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you know it's not a *good* thing that trans women have to rigidly hyper-conform to stereotypical ideas of femininity to be accepted, right

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@slimthi94332040 @extramicrowave what

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@slimthi94332040 @extramicrowave what does that have to do with anything

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@coffin_snoozer

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@generalslug "we're always the stretch goal for kickstarters" maybe you should stop tying your identity to the commodification of a socially constructed label

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@coffin_snoozer

1 year

@SexbeanPernicus i think that's someone pretending to be badempanada impersonating vaush im gonna go insane

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@coffin_snoozer

2 years

@musicstruggles1 just share it like what the fuck

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@coffin_snoozer

2 years

@realRoseMulet @ChaosIsMel @ProwenHendricks yes give the land back.. not that complicated

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@coffin_snoozer

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@nise_yoshimi you hate to see the hauntologists winning

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@coffin_snoozer

4 years

@Hbomberguy they cant even spell ruby right there was no way it was gonna not suck

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@coffin_snoozer

4 years

@SAMOYEDCORE kill some more nazis and there will no longer be legal consequences

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@coffin_snoozer

2 years

@kevinbaker i invented it. Sorry guys

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@coffin_snoozer

4 years

@suemcmahon1217 @blowdart yea !! homophobia rules !!! what the fuck is with this shit and liberals man

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@chillextremist crispin

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@coffin_snoozer

1 year

@twinkophrenia how about "billionaires are soooooooooo evil"

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valentine🥀⚰️

@coffin_snoozer

2 years

@ZakeryJossey @AnimalsSmooch @lenscapkid your phrasing implies that targeted harassment of people you DO know would be perfectly fine lol

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@coffin_snoozer

1 year

@dainserk @leebbees_ghost you did clean ss man

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@coffin_snoozer

10 months

@polishXcellence the germans were unable to build sea-faring vessels that could go above water (because they were sad about a prince dying and their tears kept submerging the ships). out of spite for being stuck with submarines those dastardly Teutons blew up our beautiful boat, the Lucid Mania

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valentine🥀⚰️

@coffin_snoozer

8 months

@skytopjf jesus there's a million examples for philosophy. beyond all the terrible pop-phil yt channels (like school of life or whatever) people just saying sm like "so what do you think of nietzsche" while knowing abt at MOST an unrecognizable caricature of ubermensch/eternal recurrence

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@coffin_snoozer

4 years

@OrangePaulp im sorry that we are so powerful

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@coffin_snoozer

2 years

you cant genocide ss officers dawg

olivia alThor

@schizoliv

2 years

you, and everyone who liked or retweeted this post, is genuinely evil and genocidal

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valentine🥀⚰️

@coffin_snoozer

4 years

stimulus package and its just a box of vibrators

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@coffin_snoozer

1 year

@molochofficial rare nixon W

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@coffin_snoozer

2 years

@FaustianNation @lemonade_grrrl i think trauma definitely has some relevance to someone being vulnerable to addiction, but at the end of the day theres definitely also neurological and biological processes involved so its seem a bit reductive to entirely chock it up to trauma u know

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@coffin_snoozer

4 years

I hope this dick pic finds you in good health,

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@coffin_snoozer

3 months

@no_earthquake this shit is so insane to me like one of my roommates at college is tracked constantly by their parents who like blow up their phone screaming at them if they miss a class and i cannot imagine how they can feel remotely comfortable treating another person like that idk

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@coffin_snoozer

4 years

@Arletta0301 @doinkpatrol dont sign your messages

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@coffin_snoozer

2 years

@nwraae @linaposting listen using caps lock instead of shift is perfectly valid

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@coffin_snoozer

3 years

i have the best boyfriend in the whooooole world

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@coffin_snoozer

1 year

@boykissinger @Jags24Asare the rate of profit falls anyway dawg

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@coffin_snoozer

2 years

@boygrrI step 1: pawn to d4

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@coffin_snoozer

2 years

@gabby_frost @jaboukie @Twitter FOR THE CAUSE

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valentine🥀⚰️

@coffin_snoozer

3 months

anyway

Larry Correia

@monsterhunter45

3 months

Unpopular opinion time. The Great Gatsby is awful. It is a turgid novella (it's only 41k words) about awful people, boringly told. It's highly overrated and whenever somebody suggests that it is GREAT LITERTURE hurumph hurumph that tells you you're probably dealing with somebody

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@coffin_snoozer

4 years

a red, red rose

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valentine🥀⚰️

@coffin_snoozer

4 months

@no_earthquake something in there about the american mind trying to reduce a cultural situation to the commodity consumed therein

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valentine🥀⚰️

@coffin_snoozer

4 years

@blowdart @Viss dude it is homophobic

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@coffin_snoozer

2 years

@panarin_misha @Tom_Nicholas @Johntheduncan cause its reddit lol

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@coffin_snoozer

1 year

@Terennesek @Spice8Rack @wizards_magic

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valentine🥀⚰️

@coffin_snoozer

10 months

@coyotemuncher notice how the trans woman is blonde and the terf has brown hair HMMMMM

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@coffin_snoozer

4 months

@_unwell i hope i can grow up to be an extremely well read 24 year old

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@coffin_snoozer

1 year

i love movies about the evils of letting dogs into your home

valentine🥀⚰️

@coffin_snoozer

1 year

now watching!!!!!!!!!!! (i think i saw this many years ago but idr so we're treating it as a first watch)

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valentine🥀⚰️

@coffin_snoozer

2 years

its okay if youre like a 15 year old nonbinary person discovering things and use the word kissmate. but if you are 40 and own a house and work at lockheed martin and say kissmate, thats when the state needs to intervene

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@coffin_snoozer

1 year

@sabatonfan69 its their enrichment activity

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@coffin_snoozer

4 years

in the pyrite business we call gold "fool's pyrite"

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@coffin_snoozer

4 years

@SAMOYEDCORE wolfenstein new order

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@coffin_snoozer

4 years

@MiselMostar @suemcmahon1217 @blowdart obviously conservatives are very openly homophobic a lot of the time but generally libs at least try and get our votes, but then they turn around and call these people or putin gay, which is using homosexuality as an insult which is pretty fucking homophobic

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valentine🥀⚰️

@coffin_snoozer

2 years

my boyfriend wasn't a fucking "danger to others" he was a heroin addicted KID and if our society wasn't completely fucked he'd still be alive you fucking execrable garbage cunt

Scott Adams

@ScottAdamsSays

2 years

When a young male (let's say 14 to 19) is a danger to himself and others, society gives the supporting family two options: 1. Watch people die. 2. Kill your own son. Those are your only options. I chose #1 and watched my stepson die. I was relieved he took no one else with him.

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@coffin_snoozer

2 years

@ZakeryJossey @AnimalsSmooch @lenscapkid okay first i didnt actually explicitly defend harassment and secondly why did you delete your two other replies man i was fond of them

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@coffin_snoozer

1 year

i know several of you who would begin referring to your gender as ‘post-girl’ if that term existed

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@coffin_snoozer

4 years

even when i look bad i look good

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@coffin_snoozer

4 years

just so youre aware i started this

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@coffin_snoozer

4 years

unlike furries i do not believe in “hot dogs”

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@coffin_snoozer

5 years

@OnlyRealLeftist @girlzluver666 not a good look to mock them for days and only apologize when public opinion is shifting against you

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@coffin_snoozer

4 years

pink moon

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@doinkpatrol OnlyMoms

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@coffin_snoozer

3 years

here comes the airplane

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@coffin_snoozer

5 months

@no_earthquake i think forcing students to submit rough drafts helps but theres not really time enough in the semester to do that

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valentine🥀⚰️

@coffin_snoozer

2 years

@ZakeryJossey @AnimalsSmooch @lenscapkid weird to be like ‘liking tweets is harassment’ and then call a woman you disagree with a cunt tbh

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@coffin_snoozer

4 years

driver where you takin us

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@coffin_snoozer

4 years

its femboy friday

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@coffin_snoozer

5 months

@AChillGhost that's sort of the thesis of the movie i think. "i see things everywhere that bear no logic", "the world is fit for all manner of mysteries", etc

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valentine🥀⚰️

@coffin_snoozer

5 years

@HollyConrad @ProJared tfw the girl you cheated on your wife with is like: yEa Ill SuPPOrt YoU

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@coffin_snoozer

2 years

@forzeth at that point just drive a monster truck

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@coffin_snoozer

4 years

icon

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@coffin_snoozer

4 years

english test tomorrow

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@coffin_snoozer

4 years

@SAMOYEDCORE john krasinski sounds like the unabombers shittier brother

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@coffin_snoozer

3 years

@SAMOYEDCORE @womudotcom cybersmith gonna say the hat is proof that you are actually just pretending to be asian

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@coffin_snoozer

4 years

freebasing good vibes and manifesting coke

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@coffin_snoozer

8 months

this is not true about art sorry

Jane Schoenbrun

@sapphicspielbrg

8 months

Cinema is actually inherently left wing in the sense that it is an art form, and good art will always align itself with inquiry and exploration rather than a reproduction of existing values. But more importantly: Free Palestine.

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@coffin_snoozer

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purple phantom

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@coffin_snoozer

6 years

@StubeyDubeyDoo @wofanswers @Diamondforyes Wouldn't the i in air have been revealed?

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@coffin_snoozer

2 years

i can relate to shinzo abe because i also love backshots

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@coffin_snoozer

1 year

@iwrite4jacobin they traveled on the backs of the pigs which were aquatic in those days before The Fall

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@coffin_snoozer

3 years

i’m pink, you’re blue, you love me and i love you 💘💐💙

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valentine🥀⚰️

@coffin_snoozer

2 years

@neongendersis @neon_evangayion not to interrupt but neongendersis replying to neon_evangayion lol

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valentine🥀⚰️

@coffin_snoozer

2 years

reading the replies to this is making me go insane people are so fucking upset about the fake internet cat

Jorts (and Jean)

@JortsTheCat

2 years

This is the account that once made so many threads about how ableist I am that they made a mega-thread of their threads about ableist Jorts

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@coffin_snoozer

4 years

return of the matt

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@coffin_snoozer

4 years

@inc_horny @MiselMostar @suemcmahon1217 @blowdart its like did nothing about my twitter account tip him off that maybe im not a conservative lmao

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@coffin_snoozer

4 years

cashier pussy got me acting change

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@coffin_snoozer

4 months

@VivianKesandre jermaine ? i guess ?

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@coffin_snoozer

3 years

george lopez dispenser

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@coffin_snoozer

5 months

@madisontayt_ and the alternative (men who r 'bisexual but homoromantic') is just fundamentally sexist i feel. like hmm why do you only see women as objects for sexual desire

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@coffin_snoozer

4 years

@rat_dyke shouldnt scoliosexual be when youre attracted to people with mad curved spines

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@coffin_snoozer

1 year

she looks like shes a pokemon doing her idle animation in battle

stella (Taylor’s Version) 🧣

@MlDnights_haze

1 year

Put her in a cage against Michael Jackson and she’ll come out as winner bc she really knows how to DANCE

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@coffin_snoozer

3 years

@sweetxpalma you are so fucking stupid

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@coffin_snoozer

4 years

no matter how bad i look at least we have my hair 😌

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irrigo

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valentine🥀⚰️

@coffin_snoozer

11 months

a gay man going to a straight woman to get his dick rated should be socially acceptable. girls support girls

Jaggot Fackass

@GeebMinister

11 months

At this point, every revelation about George Santos just makes me love him more

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@coffin_snoozer

3 years

worship me

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@coffin_snoozer

3 years

obama in college when the long-legged socialist ignores him:

miles

@meelworms

3 years

i really don’t give a shit about socialism anymore lmao it’s totally a waste of time

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@coffin_snoozer

2 years

they liked the cloth mother more you know

Dead Hughes

@EmilyVanDuyne

2 years

@clhubes I don't play with my kids. I talk to them, I feed them, I read to them, I cuddle them, I kiss them when they are sad, and I work to PAY FOR THEIR LIVES. They have friends to play with. I would rather die than play with them. It is boring beyond acceptability.

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@coffin_snoozer

2 years

@ATPAuthor @linaposting how on earth could they not type in a url?? how old are they?????

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@coffin_snoozer

6 years

@TraciParkEsq @walterowensgrpa @BarackObama #waltered

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@coffin_snoozer

2 years

@MothraMar @ATPAuthor @linaposting sort of natively learning to use the internet (playing club penguin or whatever), which is where i am, and then 3. kids who grew up with like iphones/ipads dominating in terms of tech, who dont develop that experience naturally while at the same time schools havent realized that

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@coffin_snoozer

4 years

what if they gave out condoms with i voted on them

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@coffin_snoozer

2 years

okay. Come on now

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@coffin_snoozer

1 year

elliott smith was killed by a woman (his wife). kurt cobain (trans) was killed by a woman (himself). jeff buckley was killed by a woman (a boat, which sailors refer to as ‘she’). something going on here

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