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struggler, mathematician, horse enjoyer, beautiful

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@cmptrhvn
takeabyte
3 months
day 1 of deep learning > jacked off > came > watched youtube > lied on twitter > 5 pushups Total productivity time: 20 Hours See you tomorrow for day 2 🔥
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@cmptrhvn
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i just want everyone to know you live in a bubble and you’re not competing against anyone. 90% of soon to be grads don’t know how directories work, they don’t know their computer has a terminal, they don’t know how to edit raw text files without an ide. it’s gonna be ok anon.
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@cmptrhvn
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1 month
source; i had to help 100 students download python and set up a git repo for my class this week.
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@cmptrhvn
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18 days
just got a job offer where i can do cool math at least 50% of the time. it pays max 110k pros: - don’t need to worry abt job apps - finish rsrch+phd apps - great benefits fr - mostly fun work + smart ppl cons: - i think i can find better comp but its a grind guys wwyd?
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@cmptrhvn
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1 month
@basedneoleo yeah every day is an exercise in cognitive security, you gotta just do it for the love of the game not a skill competition against ppl who are barely trying
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@cmptrhvn
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4 months
shoutout my 48 sex robot followers and my 4 real people followers i grind for you
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2 months
@punished_daniel fuuuuuuck i missed the opportunity
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@mktowo the world is bountiful i think it’s more like you’re trying to work with other people in the 10%
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@shakoistsLog is she really high charisma though?
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@cmptrhvn
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@internetope sadly it is, but some selection bias since the class is 3/5 applied math 1/5 cs 1/5 aero. Still, by senior year computer fluency and knowing how to - install software - draft quick numerical experiments should be mandatory. even for math/aero
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@cmptrhvn
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@1LessManifesto i think he’s afraid of going outside just like me so he did what he had to do to work out at home.
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@cmptrhvn
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1 month
guys are any of you rich and used to be poor? how life changing was money? i’ve lived off of <15k/yr for the last 5 years and honestly have never been uncomfortable. basicaly i have no idea how 80k/yr vs 150k/yr vs >200k/yr is different in terms of quality of life.
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@internetope sadly it is, but some selection bias since the class is 3/5 applied math 1/5 cs 1/5 aero. Still, by senior year computer fluency and knowing how to - install software - draft quick numerical experiments should be mandatory. even for math/aero
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@cmptrhvn
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3 months
@transkatgirl currently at a meetup and being teased for having an iq which is ‘only’ -5SD
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@cmptrhvn
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1 month
man the old guy who does a bunch of math is being weird on the tl 😭😭😭
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17 days
ok i’ve applied to one job and gotten it does no one think i should try maybe a little harder 😭
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@cmptrhvn
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1 month
@Aizkmusic un/fortunately
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@cmptrhvn
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2 months
wow man can’t believe @goth600 followed me because of a tweet about jacking off - life’s crazy.
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@cmptrhvn
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4 months
@SteelyDanMxmlst @SQUIDLITCORE then you’re literally not trying hard enough
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@cmptrhvn
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1 month
wow you can literally be a larper and post schizophrenic garbage on this site and people who are larping themselves will believe you and think you’re smart. like literally just putting random science words together and insane claims and no one bats an eye.
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@cmptrhvn
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2 months
bros building stuff out of fortnite 🤦🏻‍♂️
@thatstraw
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Day 1 as a junior network engineer Building a small lab with fortnet firewalls.
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@cmptrhvn
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the conflict is i think i can find better comp at an equally interesting place but it will be soooo grindy applying to jobs, phds, and doing good research.
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@cmptrhvn
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you should be filthy one day a week, just one. work out, really hard, sweat, and sit in it for a day. the dirtiness is a reminder of the blessing of cleanliness. a reminder than cleaning yourself is a conscious act that goes beyond washing your skin.
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@cmptrhvn
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Wow man being a TA is a blackpill on 90% of your students and a whitepill on 10%. a greypill…
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@cmptrhvn
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2 months
i just pitched normal child labor to yc and got funded. thank you paul graham.
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@cmptrhvn
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@pc2000s for a time this was the greatest game ever made
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@cmptrhvn
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pretty sure investment banking is a lie and not the commie markets aren’t real way. > student interned at mid tier bank > says he worked 90hrs a week > says other interns worked more “what did you guys do for 100 hours a week?” > fake work. powerpoint slides. i call bs
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@cmptrhvn
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3 months
@PentelEnergel ever since i read a study that recall improves with writing content i write first and tex later
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@cmptrhvn
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2 months
i have enough money to buy an m3 mac or even a rig with a 4090 (or even two if i really wanted) but my ancestors are haunting me from beyond the grave telling me not to spend my money so frivolously. 2018 mac will continue until morale improves.
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@cmptrhvn
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once had a girl try and tell me i was a fake reader and wasn’t into real literature when she read booktok smut 😭😭😭 bitch that doesn’t have shit on my percy jackson novels.
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@cmptrhvn
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@bozo10n this is wat you have to do since it’s actually really easy to be a marginally bit better than most people around you.
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day 1233 of doing math. last night I was psychically attacked - today I was recovering. other than helping some students, little work was done. but i've had lots of time to think. by all measures, I've beat the odds of the cards that were dealt to me, but I can't help feeling
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@cmptrhvn
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2 months
@nearcyan > it’s the standing bear for reasons none of you are able to comprehend.
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@cmptrhvn
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@granawkins it knows how to prank people unprompted it has passed my turing test
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@cmptrhvn
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1 month
if this doesn’t solve indian racism nothing will.
@YIMBYLAND
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Jindal steel dropping this fire edit out of nowhere. US Steel has 24 hours to respond.
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does anyone have any advice for finding their Thing. i’m good at many things but i feel like i haven’t really found anything that keeps me for longer than a year or two.
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@cmptrhvn
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28 days
does anyone know why am i so much more productive in the late hours of the night literally 4-5x faster better smarter stronger
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@cmptrhvn
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man the old guy who does a bunch of math is being weird on the tl 😭😭😭
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@kitten_beloved i’d be very careful about the wording. iambic pentameter is one step removed from haiku structure and it’s the building block for some of the best english prose
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what’s up with bananas being the least desirable fruit? they always sit until they’re the last option. Is it because they’re too slutty? they’re practically designed for consumption; built with their own little holster and everything. So what gives ?
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@cmptrhvn
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4 months
this is so lame dawg two grown ass adults holy shit
@DionysianAgent
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see you (in the arena) space cowboy
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@cmptrhvn
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@IlonaShrine i asked someone to edit a config file and they didn’t know how to open it. not even in notepad or anything. they opened a vscode window at their root and manually found it. same with just opening a .py file and making minor edits, etc. it’s fine, there’s just easier ways.
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@cmptrhvn
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> gets off twitter > locks in for 5 minutes > power goes out what did god mean by this?
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@cmptrhvn
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you’re all dead to me btw 👍
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@cmptrhvn
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holy kino…. i kneel…
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@cmptrhvn
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> walking on street > see sweet old grandmother > we smile at eachother > day improved > vision of suplexing her is beamed into my minds eye why does this always happen anons?
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@cmptrhvn
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unironically i think being conventionally attractive in academia is a debuff unless you can overcome and mog everyone academically as well see: ron fedkiw i unfortunately need to go harder
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@cmptrhvn
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2 months
i Will make your grandmother have autism.she Will make debian tutorials on youtube.
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@cmptrhvn
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28 days
Okay so soon i need to talk to undergrads about how to get internships. How do i tell them: go to career fair; find technical recruiter; sperg out about anything technically adjacent to what their company does; get hired?
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@cmptrhvn
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2 months
humanity is beautiful because we have transcended our biological limitations time and time again, i’m not in favor of stopping that trend because of a rough first attempt at making the west better for more people. the future will be more ambiguous than this. be like water.
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@cmptrhvn
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3 months
ran again today……. guys i’ve never ran in my life all i’ve done is rock climb tennis and calisthenics what’s happening to me
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@cmptrhvn
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2 months
not hard.
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Terrance Tao taught himself to read when at the age of 2
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@cmptrhvn
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computer scientists when they have to learn one thing they might not use directly
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believe it or not but normal people love autistic people. they hunt them down just to be near them; in the same room, community, forum as them. no place is safe. That new method to reverse autism? we need the opposite. That’s why i’m working on how to turn people autistic
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the internet sucks now. the normies came and brought their demons and spiritual and mental diseases with them. it used to be an escape for autists, outcasts, other weirdos but now it's flooded with trivial talks of politics and people that can't code.
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I'm not sure exactly how, but I've taught my cat to meow whenever I sneeze. So basicaly he's saying bless you and I always respond thank you. It brings me a lot of joy.
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@cmptrhvn
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white boy orders chinese food in perfect spanglish
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@cmptrhvn
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17 days
i do think tweeting can be a good cognitive exercise in regularly recognizing some of the many thoughts that drift through your head - meditative - but you have to abandon some sense of a filter otherwise you’re basically rlhfing yourself for engagement or something
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2 months
You sensed that you should be following a different path, a more ambitious one, you felt that you were destined for other things but you had no idea how to achieve them and in your misery you began to scroll twitter and by then it was already over - Fyodor Dostoyevsky
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@cmptrhvn
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like is it literally you just get to buy a house with a nicer yard or a nicer car or retire at 65 vs 55 vs 50. and that’s it? maybe more vacations ?
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@cmptrhvn
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so this is the guy that didn’t understand financial aid. i understand he entered that conversation in bad faith, but man, how do you read that and your instinct is “i’m gonna try and make this guys life worse” feelsbadman.
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@cmptrhvn
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@jakubtomsu_ if n == 1 return odd if n == 2 return even if n == 3 return odd if n == 4 return even if n == 5 return odd if n == 6 return even if n == 7 return odd if n == 8
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@cmptrhvn
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this is how i feel on the 3-5 hours of sleep nightly.
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whoda thunk giving random people on the internet your company badge was not a good idea.
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unfortunate that e acc twitter has made tweeting about anything technical feel empty. like many are just sucking themselves off.
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if i go too long without reading russian literature the inside of my head gets a. little weird.
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ngl this looks overengineered as hell
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@cmptrhvn
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guys your worth is measured by your actions. practice restraint and kindness - even on the internet - and keep your promises and reach out to friends and family and so on. did someone say smth you don’t like? Turn Off The Computer Bro. take a little responsibility.
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1 month
foresight based on your recent actions in the 1-5yr regime is 100% a skill you can train. you should be able to see at least the general shape of your current arc. barring any unforseeable disasters etc. of course.
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sensitive young men like you used to die from humors and various ailments you should be counting your blessings that a Benevolent God has allowed you to survive by formatting excel spreadsheets.
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While my chadcel neighbors were “partying” with “girls” i was doing something more valuable: posting on xwitter and avoiding my work.
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@cmptrhvn
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1 month
this account is a known psyop do not listen you are a machine never limit yourself
@hamptonism
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Sleep for 8 hours, not 6. Exercise for 1 hour, not 4. Deep work for 4 hours, not 12. You're a human, not a machine.
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I’ll be honest, math, coding, videogames, etc. are all mildly fun by themselves, but i only *really* have fun when I work with my friends on it. the main draw to do a phd is to be able to do more hard math with my friends for longer, and I’m not sure that’s the right reason
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@cmptrhvn
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i’m sorry. i don’t want to say it. forget about the highest level notes a la “so much in that excellent formula” i’m sorry, but this handwriting is not the handwriting of someone who takes learning seriously. if you have nice handwriting im sorry, but you’re done.
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diffusion model : inner workings
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look. i was almost an incel. but not even in an I Hate Women way. just a God Why way. then I got chadded. it’s just the way of life.
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@cmptrhvn
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@puheenix i think the world allows people to survive in a stasis. there’s no forces that *require* self improvement. Nothing is really a matter of survival or perseverance anymore.
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@cmptrhvn
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i’d be lying if i said seeing people my age graduate with fake degrees and immediately spend a year in europe didn’t make me mald
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@MightyMogomra Hmmmm so really just 1) however much to keep financial fear at bay 2) financial freedom and jump from 1 to 2 obviously much larger but nothing in between was substantially life changing/improving
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they made this. it’s called 3 pieces of bacon 3 fried eggs an orange half an english muffin with butter and honey and a glass of milk. try it some time.
have said this before but someone should really invent an antipsychedelic that strengthens ego, reinforces separateness, and increases competitive drive
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the coders yearn for hope, opportunity. i hope they find it.
@cmptrhvn
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i just want everyone to know you live in a bubble and you’re not competing against anyone. 90% of soon to be grads don’t know how directories work, they don’t know their computer has a terminal, they don’t know how to edit raw text files without an ide. it’s gonna be ok anon.
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we didn’t.
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Epic Maps 🗺️
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Why did humans stop building wonders?
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Learning zig for twitter next question
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which is worse: learning japanese for anime or learning german for philosophy
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wow.. i thought of earplugs as concert + shooting range exclusive devices. but no, you can just wear them all the time
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@cmptrhvn
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mom they’re cyber bullying me because i asked if the hawk tuah girl was actually charismatic (i’ve never seen any clips of her and was genuinely asking)
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@thatzivv @mktowo europe is cursed rn i’m very sorry for your loss
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@cmptrhvn
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last flight out of Saigon bruh even my resume is better than this
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@cmptrhvn
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if you pick up that cheerio shit you’re a low cogsec weak willed no spine no heavenly protection unensouled organism. not even catchy not even funny not even a little bit divine. it’s not even that deep. it’s just so bad, i don’t know why anyone with an ounce of taste would
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had to delete a tweet. trying to reduce garbageposting.
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@riskvictory yeah and i’m living in a city that has much lower col so
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@cmptrhvn
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3 months
you need to be psychically attacking your followers with every tweet. make them have a mental episode. make them feel a little odd, a little scared. it’s for the best, it will make them stronger.
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@cmptrhvn
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doing math homeworkagain , God Is Good!!!!
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you don’t know the fourier transform as well as you should anon.
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@cmptrhvn
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2 months
wake up, see an endless stream of garbage with hundreds of likes. Rage. this place has lost something essential.
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@cmptrhvn
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@NateGenX these are college seniors, sorry pal. Although all are not cs, many math people. regardless, as a math guy, this is just me going off my internship experience and wat industry expected from me.
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@cmptrhvn
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4 months
Alright. Yacine is pretty cringe.
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@cmptrhvn
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2 months
go outside anon
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@TWOHANDEDSOWRD macddonalads number one warrior - valorous phrases escape thine lips.
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@cmptrhvn
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i still remember my first mutuals...
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