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noir_aquamarine

@cloutastral

18 days

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noir_aquamarine

@cloutastral

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forced to uninstall games I never play because they took up too much space

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unemployment just lost its strongest soldier

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i think I'm gonna quit

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2 months

first day of work, the employed life begins now

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Luka officially entered this stage of his career

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BREAKING: Free agent Klay Thompson plans to join the Dallas Mavericks on a three-year, $50M deal with a player option, sources tell ESPN. Thompson ends his historic Warriors run as part of a multi-team sign-and-trade that’ll also send Josh Green to Charlotte.

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@cloutastral

2 months

LeBron if he was in that situation

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2 months

Isaiah Thomas says someone pulled an AK47 on him yesterday, and decided not to attack him and his friends because the gunman recognized him from the NBA. Oh my. 🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼

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@cloutastral

2 months

we're never gonna see smth like jjk leak culture again and that's for the best objectively

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noir_aquamarine

@cloutastral

4 months

you know the oomflationship deep when you knew em before the pronoun change

kaiser ✮ jemily canon

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growing up w oomfs is so weird like why are u 20 u were just 16 like yesterday???

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@cloutastral

2 months

"Hey Todoroki, remember when we fought Stain together? That was crazy!" 😁☺️ "Indeed it was Izuku-san can you put my fries in the bag now already please"

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This might be the 2 most insulting panels of manga I’ve read in my life.

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@cloutastral

8 months

I didn't understand how college students can willingly skip on classes they're paying for until I got here

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noir_aquamarine

@cloutastral

16 days

imagine losing in the finals and your team gets you 2024 Klay Thompson

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noir_aquamarine

@cloutastral

1 year

I just think me and people that can't distinguish AI pictures from reality are gonna have two different lifespans

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noir_aquamarine

@cloutastral

10 months

16 year old livetweeting anime: KINO FICTION YOU SAVED ME 😭😭🔥🙏 24 year old livetweeting anime: beach episode directed and storyboarded by Miyoshi-sensei? This is gonna be a ride 😅😮‍💨

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noir_aquamarine

@cloutastral

3 years

Me getting ready to go last after SZA gets run through by 12 people

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@cloutastral

9 months

he was forced to read letterboxd reviews of a movie he found deeply moving and beautiful

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noir_aquamarine

@cloutastral

10 months

@SoulDrainer_ I mean it really just means god damn and people do tend to say that when they see big titties

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noir_aquamarine

@cloutastral

1 year

posting this shit are you out of your fucking mind?

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Adin Ross, who is making $75M a year live streaming on Kick, says streaming is tougher than playing in the NBA. Thoughts?

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@cloutastral

10 months

@SoulDrainer_ already about to hit 100 likes oh well

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@cloutastral

10 months

with tribe and gxku off this app niggaspokemon now has a monopoly on nerdy anti-social white teenagers

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noir_aquamarine

@cloutastral

3 years

how black clover fans stare at you after you tell them their series is getting outsold by some shit like “my little sister’s bestfriend’s feet can’t be this suckable”

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niggas gonna hate when black clover become the most sold manga of all time fr

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@cloutastral

4 months

@Vallantsaf methods 1. steal their phone and run (this is a classic and it's bound to get a good laugh out of them, they'll know you're playful) 2. call them short and compare hand sizes, nothing's more funny than a short hand next to a big one 3. "where my hug at" whimsical good nature

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noir_aquamarine

@cloutastral

3 years

@Breezy4pL @KayTheyhate cuz he stole that shit

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@cloutastral

2 months

my "media literate non-porn addict ethical consumer" shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt

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noir_aquamarine

@cloutastral

10 months

that boy you subbed in circles come home tomorrow

Support

@Support

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PSA: we’re disabling Circles by October 31. more info →

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@viwer_ ...yes

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@cloutastral

6 months

that one oomf that keeps retweeting fandom drama and tweets with the word problematic in it

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@cloutastral

2 months

unemployment just lost its strongest soldier

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@cloutastral

1 year

@CellBoomin 9 year old me did not understand what a fade was I just thought niggas was making me bald headed for fun

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noir_aquamarine

@cloutastral

4 months

how are you even suppose to react to fetishization specific to you

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@wickedfreakho

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is he… crying??

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10 months

@CellBoomin2 I keep the 9 on me like Luol Deng

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@cloutastral

2 months

@Blockbleeda23 he'd be like one of those grizzled tough guys in an action movie, he'd look up from whatever he's doing and would chuckle and tell the guy "put that thing away before someone gets hurt" causally, mmmm god

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noir_aquamarine

@cloutastral

1 year

Very sad that her and this dog ended up getting FUSED. They were fused together in case you didn't know, her father turned her into a FREAK and she had to be PUT DOWN in case you never heard, really depressing stuff, she DIED painfully

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Nina & Alexander

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noir_aquamarine

@cloutastral

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@Jobwreturns1 OKC, Spurs, or Rockets

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noir_aquamarine

@cloutastral

8 months

it's no longer about the money I will genuinely crash out

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noir_aquamarine

@cloutastral

1 year

having to rapidly scroll down the replies of a funny tweet past a dozen blue check marks just to see one coherent reply

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noir_aquamarine

@cloutastral

2 months

its been real in the sense that it exists

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noir_aquamarine

@cloutastral

2 months

@enbydeath haaawneestly I wanted to grind it for a few months but when I tried to express a frustration I had with my supervisor she hit me with the corporate fluoride stare and smile and told me to focus on positivity without even addressing my issues like that's when I knew this job just

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noir_aquamarine

@cloutastral

2 months

first day of work, the employed life begins now

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noir_aquamarine

@cloutastral

2 months

id be making bomb threats every night if this was smth I cared about thank you God for not making me a jjk fan thank you God for not giving me a leak brain I go to sleep every night knowing ill go to heaven once I'm gone

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noir_aquamarine

@cloutastral

4 months

21 Chaser Memes to Send to Your Transgender Friends That Will Make Them LOL!

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noir_aquamarine

@cloutastral

3 months

This the type of shit I'd be on if I were a world leader, don't make me fuck around and send 500,000 ladybugs to your homeland

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The President of Botswana has threatened to send Germany 20,000 elephants

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noir_aquamarine

@cloutastral

2 months

some context: marketing and sales job what that entailed: standing inside retail locations for hours on end pretending to be a member of the organization that was paying my company to help it obtain it's quota my supervisor was an out of touch business major

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@cloutastral

2 months

@ZiciferThe2nd I just sent the quit text 6 minutes ago

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noir_aquamarine

@cloutastral

2 months

I like this clip itself but everyone who uses it is somehow even more annoying about philosophical ideologies than the average nihilist

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2 months

@Pepis_ marketing & sales

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@cloutastral

2 years

I simply can't imagine living like this

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noir_aquamarine

@cloutastral

10 months

It's very important that you let them know you're black because their white yakubian caucas mountain genes will automatically interpret that as you being closer to Kendrick Lamar (their god) than a regular human being

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noir_aquamarine

@cloutastral

1 year

"Klay they're killing us out there! We need game 6 Klay NOW!" Klay Thompson:

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noir_aquamarine

@cloutastral

5 months

found out that gege was forced to add in school stuff to jjk instead of just genuinely writing like that

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noir_aquamarine

@cloutastral

10 months

how it feels to call your education "classes/lectures" instead of school

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@cloutastral

2 years

the pinnacle of literature discussion

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noir_aquamarine

@cloutastral

2 years

when I was 12 I use to feed myself rat poison so my mom wouldn't send me to school, I ate so much rat poison I developed an immunity against it and can now eat copious amounts of rat poison, it's actually rly good imo I fw the flavor and texture

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2 years

Ppl actually pick their favorite anime characters based on writing? 🤨

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3 years

@NEOTIPPITY

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@cloutastral

3 years

I remember one time this YouTuber died and I was like 11 and stupid so I replied to every mourning comment with "gamers don't die they respawn"

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4 months

"Canon vs Fanon" "Tropes I dislike" *Gay ass white blob art style*

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3 years

Kobeni-Darkness Devil theory [hear me out]

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@cloutastral

3 years

@thussyenjoyer GIVE IT TO ME, GIVE IT TO ME!!! GIVE IT TO ME, GIVE IT TO ME, GIVE IT TO ME!!!!!

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noir_aquamarine

@cloutastral

5 months

When u fake laugh at oomf's 5th twomad joke and they still don't let u fuck 💔

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@cloutastral

1 year

someone should ASSASSINATE the surpreme court

Fox News

@FoxNews

1 year

Chief Justice Roberts calls out Democrats demonizing the Supreme Court opinions they don't like.

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@cloutastral

1 year

will genuinely never forgive this app for hyping up this filthy Reddit garbage

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@cloutastral

2 months

most disappointing thing about the job was that during the process it advertised itself as a better more sensible alternative to digital advertising yet it somehow managed to be 200x more algorithmic and lifeless than the average japanese wrestling mascot ad

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Curtis

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@cloutastral Check steam

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@DocNastyog

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@stsaintsynth @Blockbleeda23 Oh hm? Just got a little passionate about my goat lol

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3 years

@BiggsL5T You're not deadass

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noir_aquamarine

@cloutastral

1 year

bisexual niggas from Atlanta...I've got big news..

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@cloutastral

7 months

this shit shocked me I didnt even know azumanga fans knew more than 1 manga

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@cloutastral

2 months

@enbydeath needed people to put in their people grinding machine instead of actual employees and teamwork like if I'm gonna be standing for hours on end I at least want more agency/transparency than the average dystopian peasant

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@Vallantsaf Zutara shippers

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2 months

@xcwm_

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@cloutastral

2 months

@kurruchii literally haven't read since hakari's debut and I know whats going on in the manga chapter for chapter im tired of this voyeuristic ass fandom

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noir_aquamarine

@cloutastral

7 months

guy spent every waking moment on this app morally grandstanding no duh the nigga was weird

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@cloutastral

10 months

@SoulDrainer_ 1.2K likes your white followers really fw this one

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@cloutastral

2 months

@ZiciferThe2nd Marketing sales

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@cloutastral

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I got niggas trying to argue with me over Klay Thompson I don't know who y'all think that man is as of now but give that mulatto thief a few games and he will show you who he is

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noir_aquamarine

@cloutastral

8 months

@regularaugust interviewer asks for your top 3 favorite manga and you go 3. Death Tube 2. Mai Chan's Daily Life 1. My Hero Academia without further elaboration

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@cloutastral

1 year

she fell in love with me for my pretentious media opinions

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@cloutastral

11 months

Buzzing Pop

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Doja Cat in new promotional photos for “Demons”.

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@cloutastral

11 months

right wing grifter

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11 months

What’s a job you know you would totally excel at but couldn’t ever do it for moral reasons?

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@cloutastral

2 years

@terxme reply guys gonna love this one

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@cloutastral

2 years

Thigh job from Phos

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@cloutastral

1 year

The guy behind the OperaGx account

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@cloutastral

7 months

jacking off without porn to show the world I've still got it

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@cloutastral

2 months

im not a fascist but it's so satisfying using task manager to close unruly unresponsive programs

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@cloutastral

2 months

only ways I can see Drake "winning" this 1. He gets receipts and Kendrick doesn't 2. He goes the "we all hang with rapists" route (he doesn't really win here) 3. He finds out kdot's last name is actually Kelly and not Lamar and he's R. Kelly's younger brother

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@cloutastral

3 years

Block me = I own you.

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@cloutastral

3 months

Kendrick's whole misogyny angle kinda falls apart when he has a track with a known rapist Kodak on his album he says he made for children like Drake's alleged daughter but maybe that's just me idk

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@cloutastral

8 months

he was forced to defend an anime he doesn't feel that strongly about against reactionary illiterates

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@cloutastral

6 months

this what I see every time a vivziepop controversy pops up on my tl

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@cloutastral

10 months

when I accidentally get water on my new chatgpt brain chip

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@SiIlMeFCB your pfp pissing me off

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@cloutastral

1 year

@Reppa_ssb The hands aren't the only fucked up thing in this picture I just think you need only a little bit of pattern recognition to realize how uncanny this looks

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noir_aquamarine

@cloutastral

3 years

my sister just asked me if im into stocks, bitch im into incest not invest 😭🤦🏾‍♂️

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@cloutastral

1 month

I saw both of them jumping a homeless man outside of a 7/11 in Atlanta

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twitter's massive and unwarranted hatred of these two needs to stop being ignored there are full on harassment campaigns against people for fucking existing and it's infuriating that the cycle just keeps repeating itself

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1 year

the average magical girl saving the world and spreading hope and love at 15

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@cloutastral

2 years

ATTENTION ALL TWITTER USERS, PLEASE BEWARE OF THIS MAN LOCATED IN ATLANTA!! HE IS A SCAMMER!! HE IS A SELF PROCLAIMED STUDENT OF DR. SEBI, THE HAIR OIL(S) TREATMENT HE GAVE ME, WHICH WAS SUPPOSE TO HELP ME GROW MY HAIR HAS GIVEN ME A SCALP INFECTION! MY HAIR IS FALLING OUT!

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noir_aquamarine

@cloutastral

1 year

"Peakjutsu Kaisen" "Revolutionary manga" "Most talented mangaka" "Best newgen" "Best main character" "Best female cast in all of shonen" "Gojo satoru gay sex"

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noir_aquamarine

@cloutastral

1 year

30k likes, are we doomed? Has love ceased to exist in this relentless world? Is it over for us kind souls?

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There are no benefits to being a good person

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