Jane Marie @SeeJaneMarie Twitter profile

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Jane Marie

@SeeJaneMarie

10 months

@theashleyray Did that ONCE and my boss said they’d never heard of anyone in our industry leaving work that early. And I still left and kept working there for years (that’s the crazy part)

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@SeeJaneMarie

10 months

We need to differentiate between podcasting and storytelling. Podcasting and journalism. Podcasting and audio-only work. Invest in either, but it’s time to stop thinking Joe Rogan and I have the same job and valuing our output the same way.

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@SeeJaneMarie

1 year

I’ll say it again: I liked working with and getting to know M&H. It was brief, but they were welcoming and gracious. They had good ideas that they’d never be able to pursue, which is a bummer. Just my two pence!

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Jane Marie

@SeeJaneMarie

6 months

Now taking pitches for the personal essay you wish The Cut would publish but it’s too ridiculous even for them.

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Jane Marie

@SeeJaneMarie

2 years

What's the weirdest book you've ever read? Like discomfiting but you didn't hate it? In fact, you liked it a lot even though it made you feel weird. Tell me!

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@SeeJaneMarie

1 year

@SomersErin I need the list!

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@SeeJaneMarie

4 months

Library card

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@histoftech

4 months

What’s the least expensive thing you own that’s made the most positive impact in your quality of life?

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@SeeJaneMarie

5 months

@amil My ex once complained to me that I was too “hands off” as a mom and I reminded him that he was a touring comedian and was only ever home about two days a week and I was trying to encourage him to have a relationship with his kid. My bad!

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Jane Marie

@SeeJaneMarie

1 year

On the Hollywood strikes: Ultra wealthy people often think money = talent and intelligence. If you’re not the richest or trying to become the richest, you’re an idiot. And you should pursue wealth by any means, except unionizing. That’s the viewpoint of many studio execs.

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@SeeJaneMarie

1 year

@showmetheyamz Oh god that sounds like so much work

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Jane Marie

@SeeJaneMarie

5 months

What happens INSIDE the Met Gala? Is it just like a boring wedding reception?

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Jane Marie

@SeeJaneMarie

6 months

The de-centering men part

Amber Sparks

@ambernoelle

6 months

Not denying anyone’s experience but when women say their forties are the best time of their life so far I am like, which part, the sandwich generation caregiving part, the insane brain with perimenopause part, the height of career busyness part, or the body falling apart part

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Jane Marie

@SeeJaneMarie

10 months

I get asked a lot if I’ve been sued by any MLMs and the answer is no. Not an email, no cease and desists. They know my research and show, but if they sued me they’d have to prove I’m saying anything untrue and go through the discovery process. They aren’t idiots.

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Jane Marie

@SeeJaneMarie

1 year

Huge surprise came this week! I am just flabbergasted, and feeling so lucky. The Independent Media Initiative’s mission is wonderful, please go check them out. They’re here to provide much needed support to creators of *the good stuff*. Thank you @theI_M_I

IMI

@theI_M_I

1 year

For seasons 1 and 2 of “The Dream”, @SeeJaneMarie will receive the Excellence in Audio or Video Investigation Award of $50,000. Her podcast revealed the exploitive and unaccountable nature of multilevel marketing and wellness industries. #IMIAwards

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@SeeJaneMarie

1 year

@SomersErin Your kid rules

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Jane Marie

@SeeJaneMarie

9 months

Half of us on this list were trained by @iraglass and the fact that the industry both lauds us and can’t figure out how to make us any money and cancels us is baffling. I don’t want to quit my art but it has almost no value outside of lists. Someone write that story!

Podcast Review

@Pod_Review

9 months

From Search Engine to The Girlfriends, here are our picks for the best podcasts of 2023.

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@SeeJaneMarie

1 year

Ok but why did Kwame , if his mom’s opinion is SO important, go on a show where he was trying to get married in a way his mom wouldn’t like? Also why go on a show to meet a spouse who lives in a town you hate? Clowning.

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@SeeJaneMarie

1 year

Holy crap I just turned in the final episode of the new season of The Dream. There are a lot of surprises this season! Coming at you September 13.

Coming Soon...The Dream Season 3

From Little Everywhere and Pushkin Industries, and hosted by Jane Marie, comes the third season of The Dream. Past seasons of this award-winning investigative p

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@SeeJaneMarie

10 months

@Phil_Lewis_ He is willing and Abel to do the right thing (I’ll see myself out)

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@SeeJaneMarie

1 year

@bessbell And yet her wallpaper is terrible

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Jane Marie

@SeeJaneMarie

2 years

I need queer Love Is Blind. The straights have had their fun.

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@SeeJaneMarie

1 year

@molls I do! And I like them :)

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Jane Marie

@SeeJaneMarie

7 months

Deadspin killed by “people who genuinely believe that they are rich because they are smart and that they are smart because they are rich, and that anyone less rich is by definition less smart.” Reporting on the bank bailout in 2008, people literally said this to me. On tape.

Megan Greenwell

@megreenwell

7 months

Hahahaha holy shit they finally killed my blog about how incompetent they are.

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@SeeJaneMarie

7 months

Hi! I’m her!

The Daily Show

@TheDailyShow

7 months

TONIGHT! Journalist and author Jane Marie ( @SeeJaneMarie ) stops by to discuss her new book on multi-level marketing, “Selling the Dream”!

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Jane Marie

@SeeJaneMarie

9 months

I’m making a new show: DEAR JANE MARIE. It’s advice, like from ye olde blog days, when things were fun. I’m inviting friends on to help me fix all your problems, or make them worse! Ask me whatever by leaving a voicemail here: 323.248.1488 THANK YOU LOVE YOU BYE

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Jane Marie

@SeeJaneMarie

1 year

What’s a job you know you would totally excel at but couldn’t ever do it for moral reasons?

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Jane Marie

@SeeJaneMarie

5 months

@EmmaTolkin I don’t think they actually *have* that money. Worth doesn’t mean liquid cash, so my guess is they continue to scramble for it. Plus narcissists are unstoppable!

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Jane Marie

@SeeJaneMarie

2 months

That marriage might make their lives worse.

Isabel🌻

@isabelunraveled

2 months

question for women in their 30s, 40s, 50s, etc: what are women in their twenties not considering that they should be considering?

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1 year

It’s here. The whole thing. #thedreampodcast

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Jane Marie

@SeeJaneMarie

7 months

Hi I will be on @TheDailyShow tonight. Really? Yeah. Watch it but I would like absolutely zero feedback thank you!

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Jane Marie

@SeeJaneMarie

1 year

My galleys arrived and it’s weird! A weird feeling. Hm. Please preorder or I’m never talking to you again!

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Jane Marie

@SeeJaneMarie

2 years

What is the most unique book you've ever read in terms of format? Like had a super unique structure or device or voice or even the physical book itself was unique? (And I'm compiling the weird books from that last thread for you! Should be publishing it soon.)

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Jane Marie

@SeeJaneMarie

11 months

Someone just happened to be filming both of them at this exact second to catch the “surprise.” I promise I won’t keep doing this but I don’t buy it!

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Jane Marie

@SeeJaneMarie

1 year

Love is Blind drinking game: drink every time a streaming service can’t figure out how to make regular live TV, a century old technology

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Jane Marie

@SeeJaneMarie

11 months

Gonna start a media outlet for those of us who are old enough to remember everything and young enough to be maximally online

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@SeeJaneMarie

6 months

My book was spotted at the airport and now I cannot sleep. All I ever wanted. 😌

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Jane Marie

@SeeJaneMarie

1 year

New season of The Dream in 2 DAYS and I wanna barf

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Jane Marie

@SeeJaneMarie

1 year

Look, I’ve tweeted and deleted a million things about the current state of podcasting (which I call “radio” by accident all the time ). The fact is consumption continues to rise and talented creatives are eager to deliver. This isn’t a bubble, it’s a vacuum.

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Jane Marie

@SeeJaneMarie

11 months

Spoiler alert: I interviewed the self-proclaimed “ #1 network marketer in the world,” and business coach Jessie Lee Ward. She had no idea who I was but when she found out she made fun of me online for days. AND THEN SHE DIED. Listen to eps 9 & 10 for more

S3 E9: Coaching the Uncoachable

To our surprise, the OG coach Jessie Lee Ward agrees to an interview. She seems surprised to find out that Jane is not a fan of her work. It turns out that the

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Jane Marie

@SeeJaneMarie

7 months

My book SELLING THE DREAM comes out tomorrow and I wanna barf but also please pre-order, it’s your last chance. And also also I’m gonna be on The Daily Show tomorrow night! Back to barfing…

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Jane Marie

@SeeJaneMarie

7 months

What is a great classic film, or even contemporary, that 10 year olds love? I’m out of ideas.

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Jane Marie

@SeeJaneMarie

1 year

Just read and handful of bad reviews of my podcast on iTunes and when I was done, said to myself “eh, that’s ok, it’s not about me.” THEY WERE LITERALLY ABOUT ME. I’ll be selling a course on delusional zen for the extremely online.

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@SeeJaneMarie

2 months

@BlockheadNYC Has to be a joke

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@SeeJaneMarie

5 months

Mac Miller because he actually was sat next to me once and was completely quiet in his headphones but held my baby when I needed to use the bathroom during a 5 hour flight.

Dudja™

@TheRealDudja

5 months

? Which celebrity ?

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@SeeJaneMarie

1 year

My most delusional belief is that I could escape/outsmart someone hunting me in the woods. What’s yours?

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@SeeJaneMarie

1 year

@joshgondelman Is she SURE it wasn’t already broken? Is she sure about that?

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Jane Marie

@SeeJaneMarie

7 months

Happy pub day to this thing I wrote and, perhaps more importantly, narrated!

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Jane Marie

@SeeJaneMarie

2 years

Let’s not forget that she does more than promote sketchy eating habits, she also makes tons of money by selling shit she claims will cure depression or fix hormone imbalances. That’s not just in poor taste and tone deaf, it’s ILLEGAL.

Goop Agrees to Pay $145,000 for ‘Unsubstantiated’ Claims About Vaginal Eggs (Published 2018)

The company created by Gwyneth Paltrow claimed that the eggs would balance hormones and regulate menstrual cycles, according to the settlement.

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@SeeJaneMarie

1 year

@this_is_mallory @ItsJP1981 @doterra @FTC I’ve got a dude there, DM me!

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@SeeJaneMarie

1 year

The Dream is in production and coming back soon tho! I just meant I can’t share my day to day :(

Jane Marie

@SeeJaneMarie

1 year

So I’ve been depressed for a while and just had an epiphany about one possible reason: stuff is going on in my personal life that prohibits me from sharing stories with you the way I used to. IYKYK. I really miss doing that, it was a core part of my work and healing. Stay tuned.

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Jane Marie

@SeeJaneMarie

7 months

Finally! A Show About Women That Isn’t Just a Thinly Veiled Aspirational Nightmare. (Yes, that’s the name of the show.) Please subscribe!!!

Introducing: Finally! A Show

FINALLY! A show about women that isn't just a thinly veiled aspirational nightmare. Finally! You can follow along: Instagram TikTok See omnystudio.com/lis

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@SeeJaneMarie

7 months

“It Happened to Me” should’ve been called “I Did This To Myself”

Sophie Vershbow

@svershbow

7 months

If you're going crazy over these personal essays in The Cut, let me tell you about a little website called xoJane.

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@SeeJaneMarie

1 year

By having a concept before deciding it should be a podcast.

Podcast Movement

@PodcastMovement

1 year

How did you decide on the concept for your podcast?

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Jane Marie

@SeeJaneMarie

1 year

@luke_winkie I remember them being on the Coachella cruise. Maybe start your investigation there…

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Jane Marie

@SeeJaneMarie

1 year

TIL there’s a group of people who hate-listen to my work and then go on Reddit and shit talk me and what’s sweet is they do this amongst themselves. They’re just enjoying their Sunday. Bitching, camaraderie, decent jokes. We all need friends like that! I love it so much. ☺️

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@SeeJaneMarie

4 months

I complain sometimes, but being a single mother to a delightful only child means we can go to the county fair whenever we fucking want.

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@SeeJaneMarie

6 months

My book in the wild!

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Jane Marie

@SeeJaneMarie

1 year

So I’ve been depressed for a while and just had an epiphany about one possible reason: stuff is going on in my personal life that prohibits me from sharing stories with you the way I used to. IYKYK. I really miss doing that, it was a core part of my work and healing. Stay tuned.

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Jane Marie

@SeeJaneMarie

5 months

Weird Al

Hall & Wagenbach

@BenShh1

5 months

who’s the funniest rapper that could somehow get involved in the Drake-Kendrick beef

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@SeeJaneMarie

9 months

PJ Harvey

YOD

@YourOldDroog

9 months

All this talk of music that "scares the hoes" .... What kind of music can a woman play to scare a dude? What is "Scare the bros" music ?

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@SeeJaneMarie

1 year

No matter what happens, the videos and voice memos that come out of the phones in that sub are going to be BRUTAL.

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@SeeJaneMarie

1 year

@ChefReactions I just said “French toast, bitch” out loud to no one

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Jane Marie

@SeeJaneMarie

7 months

Everything we’re losing in media is due, very simply, to corporate greed. By corporate I mean actual humans, C suite folks. This is their unbridled greed era. Maybe we do wrath next?

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@SeeJaneMarie

1 year

One time Mila Kunis was sat next to me getting a pedicure and one of the nail techs changed the channel on the big tv and Mila was like “don’t do that, I was watching my friend on that movie” or some weirdo shit like that. It was weird!

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Jane Marie

@SeeJaneMarie

1 year

Happy new Dream day! I think you’ll like this one, especially if you LOVE big scams in small towns. And remember: you can binge the whole season right now with Pushkin+

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Jane Marie

@SeeJaneMarie

1 year

Welp, now that everyone knows I’m single where’s the Raya invite? I want to fully ruin some D-list lives.

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@SeeJaneMarie

9 months

I want there to be a good website again

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@SeeJaneMarie

5 months

I appreciate public school, so much. I don’t appreciate that public schools assume everyone has a stay at home wife who can manage a million events, tests, homework, costumes, performances, fundraisers, field trips, etc.

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2 months

@thecardsharp2 @theashleyray Absolutely not

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@SeeJaneMarie

1 year

@katienotopoulos My dad is a dentist and talks about how the misalignment of shitty veneers, if you can’t bite down fully/properly , causes muscle atrophy and you become a mouth breather.

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@SeeJaneMarie

11 months

What if I started a blog

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@SeeJaneMarie

7 months

What are you all doing on Facebook anyway? Real q!

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@SeeJaneMarie

1 year

@blgtylr I feel like this when people fight me about Taco Bell. It’s not a Michelin spot but it is cheap and delish and I love it along with millions of other people?

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@SeeJaneMarie

1 year

How can someone be this old and keep thinking the dumbest stuff out loud.

Variety

@Variety

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Gwyneth Paltrow says "nepo baby" is an "ugly moniker": "There’s nothing wrong with doing or wanting to do what your parents do...Nobody rips on a kid who’s like, ‘I want to be a doctor like my dad and granddad.'”

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@SeeJaneMarie

1 year

One of my main jobs as a mom is to train my daughter to scream/attack a creepy man now, apologize later if you were wrong. AND THAT SUCKS. What are the boy moms teaching?

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@SeeJaneMarie

1 month

Not caring about them enough to bother getting revenge?

Unkonfined

@unkonfined

1 month

What's the best revenge for someone who broke your heart?

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5 months

Shit is fucked up and bullshit.

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@SeeJaneMarie

5 months

We do

David Roberts

@drvolts

5 months

How do women not die of rage aneurysms every day?

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@SeeJaneMarie

1 year

Reading or not reading to your kids has no moral weight. But if you do it, it's about being near them, showing them how stories work, and (I'd say most importantly) getting them used to the idea that their parents love to read. @levarburton , wanna weigh in?

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@SeeJaneMarie

1 year

Oh my god if I have to watch another show about a man. That’s it, that’s the tweet.

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1 year

(Trained assassin)

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@SeeJaneMarie

6 months

Why do straight dudes think it’s a compliment to say stuff like “I cancelled my regular hookup to hang with you” or “you’re the oldest person I’ve been with in a long time” or “I’d never guess you’re a mom.” And women: what’s a version of this you’ve gotten?

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@SeeJaneMarie

9 months

When a restaurant worker brings you a complimentary limoncello, that means you could head to the bone zone, if you want to. This sort of knowledge is a perk of being old.

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@SeeJaneMarie

11 months

My life of the last 25 years would be emptied of people I love dearly and consider family if this were true. Thats not to say I couldn’t have made friends other ways, but many of my significant friendships were started, or remain, online. Love all of you!

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There are NO online friends. They are just strangers who are on the same social media as you. Do not trust them. Do not share anything personal and stay as detached as you can. Do not try to develop a friendship.

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@SeeJaneMarie

6 months

Dating someone from a band I’d never listened to called Modest Mouse?

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@alexrmoskowitz

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what was your indiest moment? mine was probably seeing andrew bird play that free show in prospect park in like 2011

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10 months

The stories I could tell.

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@SeeJaneMarie

1 year

There’s a TikTok trend going around called “girl dinner” and um, I’m sorry, but I invented it 15 years ago and it’s called “divorcee dinner” JUST FOR THE RECORD.

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11 months

People are just universally nice to me on the internet and I want to shout them all out. You don’t necessarily agree with me or like my work, and we debate sometimes, but I’m very lucky that 99.9% my interactions are at worst neutral. Thank you.

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OK I’ve finally come to terms with the fact that I wrote a really fucking good and fun and alarming book. Please preorder Selling the Dream because if you don’t I’ll go back to hating it.

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@SeeJaneMarie

1 year

So now this is true: if your children are killed by guns at school and your state rep stands up for them, they will be removed from office. #TenneseeThree

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@SeeJaneMarie

1 year

I didn’t ask for this in the credits this season, but it would mean a lot to be if you’d rate and review my podcast. Just say something like “Wow, it sure is a podcast” or whatever. Thanks!

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1 year

Adulthood

Brooklin Nash

@realBrookNash

1 year

What are you convinced people are pretending to enjoy?

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1 year

Make it good

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1 year

How do you get more listeners for your podcast?

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@this_is_mallory I would love to talk to her about the three days I spent in isolation at the hospital for “maybe measles? we don’t know, just don’t die please”

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1 year

I think maaaaybeeee I just recorded the last bit of VO for the new season of The Dream. #thedreampodcast

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