yea, i use Twitter for iPad, am I cool yet? | i mostly use this account to retweet | im RETARDED!! | Alt. Account:
@kanyewest
(not really don’t ban me)
@MattMcMuscles
I remember turning on my wii to play videogames and it would just explode and burn my entire house so i couldn’t play anything, The Last Of Us changed that.
@MGS3Lover
youtube comments when the they/them biden dreamsexual copter comes to cancel everyone but the based elon musk reeves wholesome wielding shotgun with malicious intent comes and uncanny mr incredible deletes fortnite off their iphone
@DougDougFood
ARE YOU TELLING ME THAT THE GUY WHO ATE DANNY DEVITO AND COMPARES VIDEO GAMES TO FOOD IS THE BROTHER OF THE GUY THAT MADE THE STANLEY PARABLE
@zenyattamon
@breaking_frames
@NotBroder
Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead– murdered by my brother-in-law, Hank Schrader.
@AnbuishUchiha
@MomentsTweetor
“We know suggestive content is against the rules but we are going to ignore that and add a category fully dedicated to suggestive content”
@fractalcounty
“Hmmmmm… only 3 Garfield parodies? mwahahaha you FOOL! you don’t compare to my 57 GARFIELD PARODIES!!! YOU WILL NEVER BEAT ME AS IM ALWAYS ONE STEP AHEAD OF YOU!”
@craigkeencrink
“Sorry for you, but I drew you as the stupid dumb hater while I drew myself as the cool and intelligent guy, heh, you don’t wanna get on my dark and evil side…”