@alifuckingburns
The good news is that there is no human in the world who could possibly open that door in a pressurized aircraft. I'd let him try for a while just so he got tired.
@SeanTrende
@JonahDispatch
Nah. C is way more intuitive and useful.
0 Freezing
10 Cold
20 Comfy
30 Really warm
40 Really hot
50 Death Valley
100 Boil water
Just live with it a while and F will seem weird.
@mohenleo
A photographer was welcomed to a fancy dinner party by the hostess: "I love your pictures. You must have a wonderful camera."
After dinner he told her, "I loved the food. You must have a wonderful stove."
@angelikastalman
Correct: Flu is a viral disease, not a season. But wrong, it's not any kind of vitamin deficiency. Because it's a virus.
Best defense against that virus is a flu shot.
And boy do you need a remedial science education.
@gulagarchipela
@clairlemon
Please explain why your notion of "excessive" nails, hair, and makeup (even if we charitably ignore the missing Oxford comma) should matter to anybody.
You look like just another jerk who thinks he can tell women how to dress or what to look like.
@PeaceTrain369
@jonathanstea
1. Every negative rumor you'v heard about vaccines. (That's going to be dozens at least.)
2. 9/11 was an inside job
3. The Moon landings were faked
4. JFK was assassinated by (pick any number of plots)
5. Trump won the election in 2020
I could keep going.
@ETCanada
@iamcardib
@jameelajamil
Unlike Jameela, Cardi appears incapable of actually being funny without the help of writers.
ET Canada needs to raise the bar on "hilarious". Or just get a dictionary.
@peterboghossian
That's not necessarily true. I check my students' pronouns at the start of each semester merely out of politeness. I don't care what someone wants to be called; happy to call them that.
So it could be signaling a willingness to be polite. NB: It *can* also signal what you claim.
@bruce1911
@HardcoreHistory
Want to connect quickly to history? Subtract your age now from your birth year. I call it my mirror age. It's when people were born who were my age now when I was born. My current mirror year: 1893.
@DothTheDoth
@edgarwright
Only people who haven't seen the movie will fall for this.
It was the 4th of July, because the Overlook was closed during the winter.
@don_rainman
@WFLA
@KatyTurNBC
You have zero evidence that it doesn't do well in heat and humidity, and the WHO has said the exact opposite. Stop trying to use a health crisis to score political points. The virus doesn't care who you vote for.
#StayTheFHome
@ChristinaErne
@DakRandall
At the moment being depicted the driver shooting the video is a greater risk to traffic than the driver asleep on Autopilot. So, yeah, really.
And what kind of barbarian shoots video in portrait mode?
@anneapplebaum
People chose to attend a rally, most unmasked, in the middle of a pandemic and were surprised to find they'd been stranded.
Also a metaphor for 2020.
@litbrit
@DrJenGunter
Except that organic food is grown with pesticides that are frequently more toxic than conventional. And there is zero nutritional advantage to organic.
Organic is just fear-based marketing. It means squat in scientific terms.
@paulisci
Time to bust out a favorite poem:
My granddad, viewing Earth's worn cogs
Said things were going to the dogs.
His granddad, in his house of logs
Said things were going to the dogs.
His granddad on the old peat bogs
Said things were going to the dogs.
1/2
@MonkeyTigerHead
@BradBirdA113
It's not a kid's movie. Pixar has never made a single kid's movie. With luck they never will.
And you did notice the MPAA rating on this, right? Lighten up. Vocabulary never hurt anybody, and your kids already know all those words.
@jameelajamil
Some men drive me nuts. The stories I hear from my daughter make me furious and heartbroken. Thanks for noting that we're not all like that.
And to men who think their opinion on how a woman dresses is any of their business: STFU.
@benshapiro
To what "Holy One" do you refer? If you mean one of the thousands of gods humans have invented, not one of them has done a damn thing to rescue anybody.
@crazydiamond38
@DrJenGunter
I think you need to get a fucking clue, realize who you're talking to, and learn how to punctuate while you're at it.
Any time some internet nitwit says "du yur reserch" you know they're talking out of their ass.
@KirstyPatrick
The hijab absolutely is an instrument of oppression, and "islamophobia" is a word made up to prevent criticism of a dangerous, damaging, misogynistic, barbaric religion.
A look inside Auschwitz when it was still in operation. Bet you never saw the soccer field and swimming pool.
And why were there so many children born in Auschwitz?
@ZackFord
Because purity tests are more important than friendships. She lost a friend because you're intolerant, not because of a hat. A friend who dictates your apparel or beliefs is no friend.
Note that this is NOT in any way a defense of what the hat stands for.
@paulisci
His granddad in his old skin togs
Said things were going to the dogs.
There's one thing that I'll have to state:
The dogs have had a good, long wait.
2/2
My running mate Nicole Shanahan explains how the Kennedy/Shanahan ticket will end the chronic disease epidemic:
“While Bobby is focused on ending the corporate capture of our regulatory agencies, I am going to assemble the best technologists and scientists in the world and we
@BrianRoemmele
It absolutely is a rendering and not footage from any spacecraft. Don't copy videos from scraper bots.
@JonahDispatch
had no way of knowing.
@mercola
You murderous, dangerous fraud. Your advice is going to kill the people it doesn't injure.
Delete your account.
Nobody should EVER follow
@mercola
's advice. He's a shameless con man.
@goop
@Delta
@Delta
thinks it's OK to simultaneously operate aircraft and deny science. Can't wait for that first crash due to a jade egg in the APU exhaust.
@AwardsDarwin
Let's count the stupid, shall we?
1. Feet on dash. Airbag can drive knees into face.
2. Failure to wear seat belt. Terminal stupidity.
3. Operating a vehicle while shooting video. Stupid on stilts.
This couple should win a joint Darwin Award.
@LifeNewsHQ
Well, you clearly don't understand how food works, either. Because you can LOSE WEIGHT while eating doughnuts. There is no such thing as fattening food.
@EndofTellus
@RichardDawkins
Add
@RichardDawkins
to the growing list of anti-science bigots who have apparently been captured by their audience. That's pretty sad.
Trans people are real and exist, BTW.
@king_danyul
@donttrythis
Atheism has NOTHING to do with morality. Neither does religion. Morality does not, and never will, come from a book nor a religion.
@MomsThoughts
@CommunityNotes
Right now it's mostly users who joined the program under the old name, BirdWatch. I'm one of them. The system seems to work shockingly well, as it behaves more like Wikipedia than Twitter. It's probably the single best thing on this site right now.
@JayGordonMDFAAP
With even a modicum of curiosity you'd quickly find that homeopathy is literally the stupidest of all pseudosciences. Not only does it not work, it's physically impossible for it to work. Disdain is completely in order.
@GennHutchison
No movie showed a bigger gap between expectation and execution for me than "Lars and the Real Girl". I was repulsed by the premise, and utterly charmed by the film.
@MickWest
That's a hilarious claim. Dumping that much energy into the ocean would have set off every alarm the Navy has, and left a huge swath of dead sea creatures.
This clown lives a rich fantasy life.
@SCNMAZ
No confusion on our part. You just lied, though. Naturopaths are all quacks, and your school is a fraud. And ND degree is only a license to steal.
@faketimkim
@TIME
@Jamie_Ducharme
You're proud of making this abusive monstrosity? Re-evaluate your life choices. This is unambiguously awful.
Parents should not be remarking on or even making hints about their child's weight. Ever.
@drjkahn
@gorskon
@Jon_Bowen
@CDCgov
How about before you demand that someone say something so absurd you provide some convincing evidence to support your assertions? Dude.
@ThePerezHilton
Do you have any idea how deadly eating disorders are? Have you got a fucking clue how much harm is done by detox bullshit? And yet you'd take money to promote it?
@jameelajamil
isn't holier than thou, but clearly a better human.
@MasklessGypsy
Yes, absolutely a coincidence. Stupid question.
Bigger question: Is it a coincidence that someone claiming to have a Ph.D. calls it a "PHD" and can't punctuate worth a damn?
@jeffreyboadi_
No, it isn't. If your doctor hasn't recommended it to treat a diagnosed deficiency or condition there is no reason to supplement vitamin D.
This vitamin has a cult-like following. No vitamin is a panacea.
@AriDrennen
@beyerstein
I want someone to explain to me why gender is on any government documentation at all. Birth certificates, drivers licenses, passports, etc. What is the compelling need? Being born, driving a car, and traveling are not gendered activities. Neither is paying taxes.
@SamSton94819273
@jonathanstea
I was going to ask you to state the source of your expertise in pharmacology, but then you mentioned elemental energies and acupuncture meridians. Those don't exist. Acupuncture is magical thinking, not medicine.
Many essential oils smell nice, though.
@SwipeWright
@MrAtheistPants
@MargaretAtwood
This term “biological sex” is a rather useless pleonasm.
Also, why does it matter what sex or gender someone is? If you aren’t their doctor or intimate partner, what difference does it make?
@itslongman
@DoctorKarl
When people die because they fly through a windshield they aren't being "punished" for not wearing a seat belt. They're reaping the natural consequences. If they're anti-vax, excluding them from society is not punishment. It's protecting us from them.
@JonahDispatch
You've clearly never been to a drag show. Calling them "gross" belies a certain bigotry. I would agree that adult drag shows are not child appropriate. Maybe that's why they're usually in bars.
Do not conflate them with story time at a library. Drag is really just clowning.
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