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Chris Faga

@ChrisFromBklyn

1 year

If I die sell this tweet as an NFT

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Chris Faga

@ChrisFromBklyn

8 months

Can't believe there letting this racist host SNL. smh.

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Chris Faga

@ChrisFromBklyn

9 months

I keep seeing these Norm comparisons. I hope Shane doesn't have secret cancer.

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Chris Faga

@ChrisFromBklyn

9 months

Hosting SNL? I think we can all agree this is the true W.

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Chris Faga

@ChrisFromBklyn

1 year

Person who never chips down on drugs says what

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@luisjgomez

1 year

Me seeing all the Venmo transactions between my adult friends splitting meals and ubers. Pathetic.

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Chris Faga

@ChrisFromBklyn

8 months

@luisjgomez Just stop making children so delicious. Between the high fructose corn syrup and sedentary lifestyle its like candy fed veal.

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Chris Faga

@ChrisFromBklyn

2 years

Didn't realize the Dalai Lama was catholic

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@CNN

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The Dalai Lama has apologized after a video emerged showing the spiritual leader kissing a child on the lips and then asking him to “suck my tongue” at an event.

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Chris Faga

@ChrisFromBklyn

2 years

Dry January is over...

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Chris Faga

@ChrisFromBklyn

2 years

What happens in Vegas will be talked about ad nauseum on all your favorite podcasts for like 2 weeks or some shit.

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Chris Faga

@ChrisFromBklyn

2 years

Someone check on Luis

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Chris Faga

@ChrisFromBklyn

1 year

Great night on Long Island with @ComicDaveSmith . Come through tomorrow!

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Chris Faga

@ChrisFromBklyn

9 months

Sumo with the boys

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Chris Faga

@ChrisFromBklyn

1 year

#karatefriends

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Chris Faga

@ChrisFromBklyn

8 months

Shout out to all the dorks in the replies that love comedy but don't get jokes.

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Chris Faga

@ChrisFromBklyn

1 year

Really nice of Hamas to wait until after Skankfest. Would've put a damper on the whole weekend.

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Chris Faga

@ChrisFromBklyn

2 years

Know your rights.

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Chris Faga

@ChrisFromBklyn

1 year

Rest in power king

ChudsOfTikTok 🖥️

@ChudsOfTikTok

1 year

Battle Ground, WA: A newly released autopsy report confirms that a sergeant found unconscious at his desk with a line of powder & a rolled paper straw, died of an unintentional overdose. They found meth & fentanyl in his system, & the drugs found in his possession had been signed

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Chris Faga

@ChrisFromBklyn

10 months

Me and Zacs new pod coming together.

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Chris Faga

@ChrisFromBklyn

2 years

This lady really got her fuckin arm out so people don't get too close to her

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Chris Faga

@ChrisFromBklyn

8 months

Damn. Of course Just for laughs got cancelled the year I finally got it.

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Chris Faga

@ChrisFromBklyn

9 months

The last one of these stupid meme you'll ever need.

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Chris Faga

@ChrisFromBklyn

1 year

Israel didn't exist in 1940. Neither did color photos or full glass store front convenience stores. This dudes a fuckin dope if he got fooled by this at first.

Avi Yemini

@OzraeliAvi

1 year

This photo is NOT from Nazi Germany in the 1940’s. It was taken TODAY in Melbourne Australia. Harvey's Mart on Swanston Street. Let that sink in.

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Chris Faga

@ChrisFromBklyn

2 years

Fucking @TheMHarrington and @IAmAlexScar almost made me start crying at skankfest 💍

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Chris Faga

@ChrisFromBklyn

9 months

Man paid his debt to society. Let him play.

John Hinckley

@JohnHinckley20

9 months

The Brooklyn show is canceled.

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Chris Faga

@ChrisFromBklyn

8 months

I'm now a sweatpants and fanny pack at the airport guy. Never going back.

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Chris Faga

@ChrisFromBklyn

1 year

1 week after the last comedian moves to Austin.

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Chris Faga

@ChrisFromBklyn

10 months

The real reason Disney fought to keep him out of the public domain.

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Chris Faga

@ChrisFromBklyn

1 year

Don't go watch this. He's better off without them.

Collie Tyrrell

@columtyrrell

1 year

I wanted to hit 200k views on my special in the first month. 7 days left and it may not happen. My wife is going to leave me and take the kids. Please for the love of God watch it. They’re all I have. 👀:

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Chris Faga

@ChrisFromBklyn

7 months

Fidget spinners in the 90's

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Chris Faga

@ChrisFromBklyn

1 year

Redzone but for CCTV street fights...

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Chris Faga

@ChrisFromBklyn

2 years

Me and Bronx Johnny are heading to #FezCon . I might fight the Midnight Rider if he shows up.

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Chris Faga

@ChrisFromBklyn

1 year

@luisjgomez

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Chris Faga

@ChrisFromBklyn

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Chris Faga

@ChrisFromBklyn

2 years

Great ep with @mikerainey82 last night. It's up on @gasdigital now (promo code HSR) or you can wait until Tuesday when its available for mass consumption.

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Chris Faga

@ChrisFromBklyn

2 years

I think I figured out the real reason my generation has developed so much more ADHD and autism. Hear me out; Camel Crush.

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Chris Faga

@ChrisFromBklyn

9 months

Jay Z looks like he's having fun at the Super Bowl

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Chris Faga

@ChrisFromBklyn

1 year

. @shwangardini on @columtyrrell 's midnight circus last night is legit one of the funniest things I've ever seen.

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Chris Faga

@ChrisFromBklyn

2 years

Way too many adults have opinions on Scooby-Doo

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Chris Faga

@ChrisFromBklyn

1 year

this dude sucked.

COKELOGIC 🐈

@cokelogic

1 year

@MikeStew55 @ChrisFromBklyn @somaddysmith Agree, both Maddy and Chris were a great way to end stand up portion.

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Chris Faga

@ChrisFromBklyn

9 months

@luisjgomez @CrackAmicoRAP This is the fakes thing I've ever seen. And I've seen women pretend to like Ralph's personality.

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Chris Faga

@ChrisFromBklyn

2 years

Transplants: New York is magical around Christmas. New Yorkers: Yea its crazy the homeless haven't all frozen to death. Must be sorcery.

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Chris Faga

@ChrisFromBklyn

2 years

Officially 3 weeks into dry January. Turns out it isn't booze making me feel like dog shit every morning. 🤔

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Chris Faga

@ChrisFromBklyn

2 years

At this point I just respect the Quantum Leap amount of lives this guys running

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Chris Faga

@ChrisFromBklyn

2 years

@columtyrrell Dude just text me. Wtf.

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Chris Faga

@ChrisFromBklyn

1 year

@luisjgomez @Ted_Trembley I'm rich. Stop defaming me.

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Chris Faga

@ChrisFromBklyn

1 year

I would rather die homeless than do this for a living.

Ken Glizzy Jr.

@JamesDGrambo

1 year

How much do you think you’re getting charged for this Old Fashioned

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Chris Faga

@ChrisFromBklyn

9 months

No I'm not

😻Dani G. German😻

@DaniGGerman

9 months

MAGA? More like FAGA! Because you're all gay for Trump!

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Chris Faga

@ChrisFromBklyn

9 months

Justin Trudeau really putting on some LBs.

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Chris Faga

@ChrisFromBklyn

1 year

Now that's what I call a sticky situation

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@WomenPostingLs

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Chris Faga

@ChrisFromBklyn

2 years

Last couple shows @cmdyconnection in Providence. Great weekend with @ComicDaveSmith

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Chris Faga

@ChrisFromBklyn

1 year

Can never go wrong with a couple of 6 foot hoagies

Luis J. Gomez

@luisjgomez

1 year

What could we do to make this year’s #SkankfestVegas a better experience for you?

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Chris Faga

@ChrisFromBklyn

1 year

My co hosts we nowhere to be seen last week but luckily I have the phone numbers of the 2 greatest podcasts guests of all time! @DanSoder and @ZASpookshow

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Chris Faga

@ChrisFromBklyn

2 years

Found my suit for @TheMHarrington and @IAmAlexScar 's wedding. Gonna get one for @stanman42069 too.

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Chris Faga

@ChrisFromBklyn

2 years

I heard Ben Shapiro and Stephen Crowder fucked Velma and she gave birth to Scrappy Doo.

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Chris Faga

@ChrisFromBklyn

9 months

Texas really thinks the U.S. isn't going to invade a place with that much oil?

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Chris Faga

@ChrisFromBklyn

1 year

Last night a fan came up to me and said he drinks nothing but Natty Ice because of me. #influencer

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Chris Faga

@ChrisFromBklyn

2 years

Inside you there are 2 wolves. And they be fuckin.

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Chris Faga

@ChrisFromBklyn

1 year

If you get fucked into a coma by a horse but survive are you in stable condition?

ZAMidnightSpookshow

@ZASpookshow

1 year

The one that killed mr hands

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Chris Faga

@ChrisFromBklyn

2 years

Thanks to @rebelcave @ChristineMEvans and @luisjgomez for somehow making #skanfest even more ridiculous and amazing than last year. I am eternally thankful.

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Chris Faga

@ChrisFromBklyn

2 years

really loved the guys from the Here's The Scenario podcast and @Scott_Chaplain in #CocaineBear

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Chris Faga

@ChrisFromBklyn

1 year

Audiophiles must be stopped. Are children's other holes not small enough for you sick bastards?

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Chris Faga

@ChrisFromBklyn

9 months

Here me out; poppers. But for pooping.

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Chris Faga

@ChrisFromBklyn

2 years

@CrackAmicoRAP Pretty disrespectful when broadcasters eat on mic

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Chris Faga

@ChrisFromBklyn

11 months

Note book at the bar guy is the worst hipster

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Chris Faga

@ChrisFromBklyn

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Chris Faga

@ChrisFromBklyn

1 year

@luisjgomez Please no more vegas. I'm going to die.

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Chris Faga

@ChrisFromBklyn

2 years

"Hey I don't think I'm gonna make it in today theres like 4 people ahead of me on this Walgreens line"

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Chris Faga

@ChrisFromBklyn

1 year

@WomenPostingLs This isn't an L

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Chris Faga

@ChrisFromBklyn

2 years

To be fair the victims had soft fur and he just wanted to pet them. "I can still tend the opps George? I didn't mean no harm"

New York Post

@nypost

2 years

Alleged gang member with Down syndrome indicted in separate Chicago murders: report

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Chris Faga

@ChrisFromBklyn

2 years

How on earth do @wwe and @peacock sit on a show starring @steveaustinBSR written by 2 of the funniest dudes out there in @DanSoder and @DSGermain Someone should stomp a mud hole in someone it seems.

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@KFCBarstool

2 years

Here’s the story: @DanSoder teamed up with @steveaustinBSR to create a cartoon on @peacock . But bullshit with them & @WWE is holding it up Don’t know who/what is the reason it’s not happening but nobody is doing anything about it, bc there’s no pressure. So everyone tweet at them

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Chris Faga

@ChrisFromBklyn

2 years

Everytime a cop keeps there job after killing someone remember that Megan Hall got fired for making police less aggressive.

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Chris Faga

@ChrisFromBklyn

1 year

This site has basically become Engagement Farmville.

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Chris Faga

@ChrisFromBklyn

1 year

So like, what's your podcast about? Me:

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Chris Faga

@ChrisFromBklyn

1 year

Can I get me too'd for not telling the lady at the laundromat she's about to touch a bunch of jizz socks?

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Chris Faga

@ChrisFromBklyn

6 months

Old School vs. New School: The Evolution of Internet Challenges Chris Faga and @Dylanjnegri as they take you on a journey through the history of internet challenges! . Which era of internet challenges do you prefer? Watch now and let us know in the comments!

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Chris Faga

@ChrisFromBklyn

2 years

This is the cast of The Sandlot. Feel old yet?

Luis J. Gomez

@luisjgomez

2 years

Getting REAL ASS with @nycguidovoice and @BrendanSagalow today 11am EST on the new ! Watch live and free!

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Chris Faga

@ChrisFromBklyn

8 months

This is why you don't give road head while driving.

Daily Loud

@DailyLoud

8 months

Meek Mill was reportedly in a car crash

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Chris Faga

@ChrisFromBklyn

1 year

Luis' new special was fucking great. Go get it.

Luis J. Gomez

@luisjgomez

1 year

You know my brand new 30 minute special is out now!!! Give it a play, a like and a share!!! Maybe leave a comment! If you’ve already done it maybe do it again? Cmon baby bois!

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Chris Faga

@ChrisFromBklyn

2 years

The only tight 5 I've ever had was a fat virgin

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Chris Faga

@ChrisFromBklyn

2 years

Marry Fuck Kill? Kratom; Whipits; Four Loko. Go....

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Chris Faga

@ChrisFromBklyn

2 years

People of wholefoods

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Chris Faga

@ChrisFromBklyn

1 year

This is very original. No one has ever pointed out that my last name looks like a slur for gay people without offering a single unique or funny take on it before.

Ted Trembley

@Ted_Trembley

1 year

@LegionOfSkanks @aaronbergcomedy @ChrisFromBklyn @bigjayoakerson @luisjgomez @ComicDaveSmith @gasdigital @TheStandNYC Hey look at that — There’s a Faga and there’s also Chris From Brooklyn guesting tonight

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Chris Faga

@ChrisFromBklyn

2 years

Go get the newest High Society Radio with @ZASpookshow

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Chris Faga

@ChrisFromBklyn

2 years

Why does the Paralympics logo look like the Olympics logo got hit by a truck?

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Chris Faga

@ChrisFromBklyn

2 years

The internet seems really upset about Saudia Arabia funding a proxy war between Kevin Owens and Roman Reigns but doesn't seem to mind all the other ones.

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Chris Faga

@ChrisFromBklyn

2 years

#FezCon

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Chris Faga

@ChrisFromBklyn

11 months

Its supposed to snow in nyc today. This is a reminder if you're an adult and like snow you're a bum. And if you don't go to work due to snow you're a bitch who's scared of something babies and puppies frolic in.

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Chris Faga

@ChrisFromBklyn

11 months

Conspiracy theory for no reason.... Adult Swim brought back Aqua Teen Hunger Force in an attempt to salvage Rick and Morty's abysmal season 7 ratings with a good lead in.

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Chris Faga

@ChrisFromBklyn

2 years

I was literally the last person on line for this county committee meeting. I dipped to a bar for 2 hours and this shit still hasn't started. Pretty drunk tho

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Chris Faga

@ChrisFromBklyn

1 year

Hey @elonmusk get your branding more consistent. It should be TeXla not Tesla and The Boring Company should be X Marks the Spot... and Space X should be Space XXX starring Vin Diesel.

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Chris Faga

@ChrisFromBklyn

7 months

Once a Met always a Met

New York Post

@nypost

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Ex-Mets pitcher Chasen Bradford arrested on DUI charge day after graduating from police academy

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Chris Faga

@ChrisFromBklyn

2 years

You claim to love October because its "scary" but you're whining about the threat of nuclear war? Make up your damn mind.

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Chris Faga

@ChrisFromBklyn

8 months

If he burned for 8 days I'd be worried.

Danny Polishchuk

@Dannyjokes

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How annoying would it be for that guy if a pro-Israel person goes and lights themselves on fire

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Chris Faga

@ChrisFromBklyn

2 years

Buy skankfest tickets

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Chris Faga

@ChrisFromBklyn

1 year

Had a blast this weekend with all you psychotic fucks. Thank you to @rebelcave @ChristineMEvans for everything they do and @luisjgomez for letting me a part of the things he's built.

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Chris Faga

@ChrisFromBklyn

11 months

@LeMaireLee You wanna do HSR next week?

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Chris Faga

@ChrisFromBklyn

11 months

When your favorite comedy podcast gets SERIOUS about [current thing]

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Chris Faga

@ChrisFromBklyn

1 year

Hey folks me @TheMHarrington and @ZASpookshow are eating @Arbys and then going live on @gasdigital with a little something extra

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Chris Faga

@ChrisFromBklyn

2 years

34 FELONY COUNTS ain't shit. When I was 19 I got arrested with 1 large bag of drugs and got charged with 36 FELONY COUNTS. Trump lookin about as soft as americans knowledge of the laws that govern them. I did community service.

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Chris Faga

@ChrisFromBklyn

2 years

This spy balloon seems like a false flag. The Chinese would probably use a kite.

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Chris Faga

@ChrisFromBklyn

1 year

I put together a hip hop/ Death Match wrestling show at a dive bar my grandfather used to drink at last night. It was the most American thing I could think of. #4th

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