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@DaniGGerman
😻Dani G. German😻
1 year
No, I will not be forced to change my name just because of racists with n-word on the brain. You know who else they tried to make change their names? Slaves.
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@DaniGGerman
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@okimstillhungry (For automotive reasons)
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😻Dani G. German😻
1 year
I'm loving @Shanemgillis ' new direction.
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THEY JUST WANT TO GET MARRIED
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@DaniGGerman
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2 years
Someone just unfollowed me. Well, congratulations on silencing women.
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@DaniGGerman
😻Dani G. German😻
2 years
At this point, trans people should be allowed to call Dave Chapelle the n-word
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11 months
Jews should be allowed to call Hitler the n-word.
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@DaniGGerman
😻Dani G. German😻
10 months
This tweet is probably the worst thing to happen in at least a couple of weeks.
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Sam Hyde
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Time for some wisdom 🧵🇮🇱: If you find a FEMALE on who has an OPINION, then that means SOMEBODY needs to get that female on her back with her LEGS IN THE AIR! Sorry, babe. Thems the rules. Now make the big guy el sandwhicho with a side o chips
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@DaniGGerman
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1 year
Why on earth would he say this???
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@DaniGGerman
😻Dani G. German😻
7 months
@UsingCigarettes What was the paranormal event, did Normand say something funny?
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@DaniGGerman
😻Dani G. German😻
1 year
Establishing a timeline.
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@DaniGGerman
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1 year
My how the tables have turned
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Acheronix
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what is the male equivalent of a sundress? does it exist?
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@DaniGGerman
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Dasha is my best friend and I am teaching her how to be less racist.
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@DaniGGerman
😻Dani G. German😻
1 year
Are yall excited for the big Mullen, Dillon, Oakerson, Gillis arena shows?
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@DaniGGerman
😻Dani G. German😻
2 years
I feel like people are misunderstanding this tweet. I'm not saying that trans people can call all Black people that horrible word, just Chappelle, as a way of holding him accountable. It's not even racial. I fully support trans people calling JK Rowling the n-word as well.
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@DaniGGerman
😻Dani G. German😻
7 months
@okimstillhungry crazy straw
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10 months
Horrific pictures have been released of the outrageous mistreatment of Palestinian POWs at hands of the IDF.
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@DaniGGerman
😻Dani G. German😻
11 months
I was raped by Russell Brand
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Joey
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What’s your favorite interaction you’ve had with a celebrity?
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2 years
At this point, women should be allowed to call all of the Justices the n-word.
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1 year
God i love this place
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😻Dani G. German😻
2 years
Oh wow. I can't believe that people are talking about my tweet all the way in China!
@stillgray
Ian Miles Cheong
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So this is where the discourse is at now.
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@DaniGGerman
😻Dani G. German😻
3 years
@SavedAssembly It's my name. I'm sorry your diseased hateful mind sees slurs everywhere but that's your problem.
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😻Dani G. German😻
2 years
Decided to check out some of Kanye'w music, and wow. If yall think the stuff he's been saying about Jews is bad, wait until you hear what he calls Black people.
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@DaniGGerman
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Everyday is 9/11 when you're Black
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😻Dani G. German😻
2 years
First no Juul pods, now no abortions... They're really cracking down on things people like to do after sex.
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@DaniGGerman
😻Dani G. German😻
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Kamala Harris raped me.
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😻Dani G. German😻
2 years
This is so true. I admire comedians like this guy who refuse to work at the big name comedy clubs, no matter how much they ask, because he refuses to be exploited.
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😻Dani G. German😻
2 years
Jake has PTSD from doing standup lol
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@DaniGGerman
😻Dani G. German😻
10 months
What Hamas did over the weekend in almost as bad as Jan 6th.
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@DaniGGerman
😻Dani G. German😻
7 months
Look at who her campaign donors are. She's a puppet of Big Candy
@AFpost
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Spain elects literal retard to parliament. Follow: @AFpost
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7 months
New Stavy Baby calander is out.
@benaveryisgood
Ben Avery
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They already let these guys drive big-rigs. I say let the retarded fly planes
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@DaniGGerman
😻Dani G. German😻
1 year
The 2023 Stavvy Calendar is so sexy
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😻Dani G. German😻
1 year
The most shocking thing about this story is that Lizzo was willing to share the bananas.
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@DaniGGerman
😻Dani G. German😻
2 years
I'm thinking about becoming a journalist. Does anyone know what the process is for converting to Judaism?
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😻Dani G. German😻
2 years
@michaelmalice The Founding Father's didn't even know ow how to drive a car. Imagine listening to people who were too dumb to drive.
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@DaniGGerman
😻Dani G. German😻
2 years
By the way, I would never have felt comfortable tweeting this if Elon Musk hadn't bought Twitter. So, if you think about it, this is his fault.
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😻Dani G. German😻
1 year
@BriannaWu Thank you for doing the important work of keeping us informed when people make poor automobile trade-in decisions. Democracy dies in darkness.
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I stand with all Palestinians as the cry out they're simple message "The Jews will not replace us!"
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People are horrified that 3 thousand Americans were killed on 9/11. Well, I'll just remind you that twice as many Jews died during the holocaust.
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@DaniGGerman
😻Dani G. German😻
3 years
@denin_k @SavedAssembly @V4saTV My name is Danielle Grace German, but I've gone by Dani my entire life. There happens to be another Dani German so I always include my middle initial so that I'm not mistaken for her. That is not a word I would ever even think. If you think you see it, maybe it's you.
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@DaniGGerman
😻Dani G. German😻
1 year
Not gonna lie, I was a bit surprised to see Patton Oswalt endorsing Trump like this.
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😻Dani G. German😻
2 years
Most white Americans cant even locate Wakanda on a map
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😻Dani G. German😻
1 year
Just can't get through to some of you.
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😻Dani G. German😻
1 year
RIP Sinead O'Conner
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😻Dani G. German😻
3 years
Maybe they've aren't, but maybe they should. A young crack dependant mother shouldn't have to make a choice between a good functioning pipe and formula for her baby.
@DonnaCassata
DonnaCassata
3 years
No, the federal government isn’t spending $30 million on ‘crack pipes’
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@DaniGGerman
😻Dani G. German😻
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Is it merely coincidence that every one of these men have raped me?
@TristanSnell
Tristan Snell
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These are the folks calling for Biden to quit. Gosh, if there was only something they all had in common...
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@DaniGGerman
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3 years
OMG this is going to be the funniest Oscars ever. Lots of vagina jokes, I hope.
@Variety
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Introducing this year’s #Oscars hosts: Amy Schumer, Regina Hall and Wanda Sykes will emcee the Academy Awards.
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😻Dani G. German😻
1 year
I'm faceapping old pics of Dasha so that she smiles more.
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😻Dani G. German😻
3 months
I heard Stav is in that new show Tires. Does he play one of the tires?
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😻Dani G. German😻
1 year
I've been trying to get my six year old daughter to drink a bud lite for the estrogen, but she really hates the taste. Have any other parents of trans kids had any experience with this? Maybe mixing it with apple juice or something like that?
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😻Dani G. German😻
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Palestinians should be allowed to call Israelis the n-word.
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😻Dani G. German😻
1 year
Cum Town will always be the weirdest left twitter blind spot to me. seeing people go “oh the normies are finding out about cumtown because of Matty Healy and they’re so horrified lmaooo” like, yes, that is correct, normal people find it repulsive. You’re right. That’s normal.
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😻Dani G. German😻
1 year
I'm so happy to see Stav's career taking off like this.
@Dr_Slaw_Terol
Dr. Slaw Terol Whites, PhD💉👶🏻
1 year
FACT "Gender euphoria is literally the most amazing thing on this planet"
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@DaniGGerman
😻Dani G. German😻
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Sometimes you have to break character
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😻Dani G. German😻
1 year
What people What think philosophers they actually look like: look like:
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😻Dani G. German😻
3 years
I see that Robin Williams is trending. Let's not forget who he was: a cishet male who took roles away from LBGTQIA actors, and a white guy who would do Black voice by cartoonishly mocking AAVE. We're so much better off without him.
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@DaniGGerman
😻Dani G. German😻
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Elon Musk is trying to stop me from saving America from Shane Gillis.
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😻Dani G. German😻
8 months
So proud of Nick Mullen for his video getting one million views, or as the Jews would call it, six million views.
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😻Dani G. German😻
1 year
I mean, that's the year I got raped, but happy for you I guess.
@PicturesFoIder
non aesthetic things
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High school in 2002 looked so chill
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People with severe mental disabilities should absolutely be allowed to vote. But they must be trained the correct way to vote.
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Simply stunning results.
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2 years
One of the greatest Americans to ever live. Happy Martin Luther King Day.
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I think we all know what was on the menu (cum).
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I'm in a chatroom with Nick Mullen, Adam Friedland, Shane Gillis, Luis J. Gomez and Ian Fidance and we're all making fun of how gay your are.
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😻Dani G. German😻
3 years
I'm all for a trucker convoy that demands doctors quit telling fat women they're at higher risk for heart disease and diabetes.
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😻Dani G. German😻
2 years
This is SO scary! We are literally on the verge of a distopian future where inexpensive medical care delivered to our front doors within 24 hours.
@shoe0nhead
shoe
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🙂
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This Black History Month, we remember early pioneer of the Abolish the Police movement, Christopher Dorner.
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Do yall think this is what's been behind his love of the hammer and sickle all this time?
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😻Dani G. German😻
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Today, the n-word is Nick Mullen.
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2 years
At this point, the Jews should be allowed to call Kanye the n-word.
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2 years
Great moments in Pride History 🏳️‍🌈
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2 months
All you pussies can start liking my posts now
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1 year
This is terrible. Do NOT watch it, and tell your friends not to.
@DevanCosta
Devan Costa
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The most evil industry that exists
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Jews just hate Hamas because it has Ham in it.
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9 months
Happy Nick Mullen Day, y'all!
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Do you think Dane Cook stole the idea to date a teenager from another comedian or do you think it was just parallel writing
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So the answer was yes
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It's not enough to hate bad people. We must pretend we never liked them.
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😻Dani G. German😻
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This is so frightening. And by the way, this is exactly how violent bigots talk. They say things like, "I'm going to gay bash you" or "Get ready to be hate crimed."
@nypost
New York Post
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Elliot Page reveals chilling transphobic attack outside LA hotel: ‘I’m going to f–king gay bash you, fa—t’
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Have yall seen Jake's new special?
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Lol, I'm not nick.
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😻Dani G. German😻
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Yesterday, Aubrey Hale became just the latest of the millions of trans women who are murdered each year, this time at the hands of the police. When are we going to wake up to the trans genocide and put a stop to it?
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We should be allowed to call school shooters the absolute worst word there is, and I think we all know what that is.
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😻Dani G. German😻
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I don't know who needs to hear this but it's not revenge porn when someone pays you to do sex stuff on camera for their onlyfans. That's just regular porn.
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Yes, the Founding Fathers owned slaves. But they also didn't let them have guns, so it wasn't all bad
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1. Jake Flores 2. Stavros Halkius 3. Tom Myers 4. Dan Nainan 5. Seth Dickfield
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New Stav special looks great
@Culture_Crit
Culture Critic
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What type of art do you call this?
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No one believes in you lol
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Reports are coming in that up to six million Jews were killed in the Hamas attacks.
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So happy to see that Father's Day falls on Juneteenth this year so that everyone can celebrate it.
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My body count is over 10 but just because college was such a crazy time for me (got raped a lot).
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Taylor Swift raped me.
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Raffi is right. Equity demands that the police gun down every last trucker. Words of wisdom from my daughters favorite musician.
@Raffi_RC
Raffi Cavoukian
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#OttawaSiege convoyers are mostly white men. if they were BIPOC the police response would’ve been swift and violent. existing laws are not enforced equally. democracy needs the rule of law engaged fairly. institutional trust and 🇨🇦 national security depend on it. #EmergenciesAct
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Congratulations to Nick Mullen.
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1 year
People are spreading this old unflattering picture of me all over Instagram without my consent, in case you're wondering if we still live in a rape culture.
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