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Chorizy-E

@chorizy

7 months

Huge thanks to all who came to the show last night! What an awesome time! See you all in Lot B today

Section 108

@fromthe108

7 months

LFG!!!

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Chorizy-E

@chorizy

6 years

@JeffPassan I'm actually very interested to hear what this word is so I can see what crosses the line for the MLB

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@chorizy

1 year

Honeywell walking into the clubhouse today

Chicago White Sox

@whitesox

1 year

Prior to tonight's series opener vs. the Yankees, the #WhiteSox added right-handed pitcher Brent Honeywell to the active roster and optioned left-hander Sammy Peralta to Class AAA Charlotte.

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3 years

I like leaving Bummer in here. Save Hendriks to be the runner at second in the 10th

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@chorizy

6 days

Juan Uribe woulda ended someone’s career with this celebration

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7 days

Kiké Hernandez's blast starts the scoring!

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@chorizy

3 years

The MLBPA announced who their lead negotiator will be on Saturday

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@chorizy

3 years

You’re goddamn right I’m gonna watch this game on Nickelodeon

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@chorizy

9 months

Scott Merkin

@scottmerkin

9 months

White Sox are in town

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@chorizy

7 years

Such a veteran move by Shields to see almost the entire Royals order in the first inning, so he knows what he's up against.

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@chorizy

5 years

#WhiteSox Twitter, name the move the #WhiteSox can make today that would ease you back from the ledge. I'll start: Dallas Keuchel signing.

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@chorizy

3 years

Tired: Bonds should be in the HOF Wired: Bonds should be in RF for the #WhiteSox

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@chorizy

3 years

#WhiteSox scored 19 runs in their first three games.

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@chorizy

2 years

TLR sending Banks into the game

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@chorizy

3 years

If they never interviewed a player mid-game again, I’d be just fine with that.

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@chorizy

7 months

Who is drinking all this Heineken? I rarely see someone drinking one.

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@chorizy

2 years

If I had to guess jerseys I’d see at the park today, this would’ve been very fucking low

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@chorizy

8 months

Happy Birthday to my wonderful wife @quernzy !!!

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@chorizy

3 years

1 down 73 to go for Eloy

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@chorizy

2 years

I feel like this is a bull shit approach from the Twins to throw off Cease.

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@chorizy

5 years

Are the Twins really going to arbitration over $375k for a guy at the top of their rotation?

Jon Heyman

@JonHeyman

5 years

Berrios submits 4.4M, Twins 4.025M

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@chorizy

6 months

There are still real mother fuckers at #WhiteSox games

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@chorizy

2 years

Who spent more time in college?

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@chorizy

4 years

It’s uncomfortable watching TLR trying to navigate a headset

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@chorizy

2 months

Me getting through the last month of the White Sox season

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@chorizy

2 years

@jlazowski14 I think it's ridiculous they don't let these guys use as many PEDs as they want.

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@chorizy

6 years

So when does Dallas "Carlos Boozer" Keuchel land at Midway?

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@chorizy

3 years

Earliest I been in the park in years

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@chorizy

4 years

Excited to see a #108thicc boy coming to town

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@chorizy

1 year

I think we can now assume Timmy hated Graveman and Kelly

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@chorizy

1 year

Did anyone actually read the article? The 87 year old owner considering something 6 years from now. I'll wait about 5 years to concern myself with this.

Crain's Chicago Business

@CrainsChicago

1 year

Sources say Chairman Jerry Reinsdorf is considering moving the White Sox from Guaranteed Rate Field, with selling the team as a possible option.

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@chorizy

3 years

@Sam_Phalen Why can't someone change their opinion after obtaining more information? Seems like that would be a good thing, in general.

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@chorizy

2 years

That wad of gum Johnny Cueto chews is huge, but it pales in comparison to his balls

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@chorizy

2 years

Trying the pretzel brat

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@chorizy

3 years

I blame this all on the wave

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@chorizy

1 year

I’m hearing 17 White Sox podcasts just became Blackhawks podcasts. #blest

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@chorizy

5 months

#108ing

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@chorizy

11 months

Name a video game that you have played for more than 100 hours with a gif

Jared Ingersol

@jingersol36

11 months

Name a video game that you have played for more than 100 hours with a Gif

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@chorizy

2 years

When I said they shouldn’t cut Josh Harrison, I did not mean he should be moved to the top of the order.

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@chorizy

3 years

What's your favorite Olympic moment? I'll start:

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@chorizy

4 years

Fuck Cleveland forever for even reviewing that

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@chorizy

4 years

Great game from Leury 0-4 2 Ks

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@chorizy

3 years

I went to see the new Spider-Man last night instead of watching the Bears. Feels like I made a very good decision.

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@chorizy

3 years

If you asked our mom who would end up topless on TV, there’s no way she’d have picked @MrDelicious13

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@chorizy

3 years

Middle of a pandemic, let’s all touch some used cups

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@fromthe108

3 years

Fuck your northside cup snakes....

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@chorizy

3 years

I have no pets and no kids, same as the Pope. Just 2 selfish dudes that drink wine for breakfast.

BBC News (World)

@BBCWorld

3 years

Pope Francis says choosing pets over kids is selfish

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@chorizy

2 years

Game just started. Come on #WhiteSox

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@chorizy

1 year

Awesome present from @quernzy

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@chorizy

3 years

As promised during my #108tourney matchup with @shane_riordan , home opener stache is in effect

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@chorizy

3 years

Hey @MrDelicious13 , Yermin revenge game

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@chorizy

3 years

Name a more influential band, I'll wait

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@chorizy

3 years

Huge day for the #WhiteSox and yet I'm thinking...

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@chorizy

3 years

This is a really good move by Rick Hahn. Forget that Pollock is right handed, because he hits right handed pitching just fine. I was definitely wrong on the return he could get.

Jeff Passan

@JeffPassan

3 years

Reliever Craig Kimbrel has been traded to the Los Angeles Dodgers for outfielder A.J. Pollock, sources tell ESPN. @Feinsand was on it.

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@chorizy

3 years

Feel very good about going sandwich tray from @punkyspizza for the #SuperBowl #108ing

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@chorizy

3 years

Dusty wore OJ’s gloves to murder the Sox. We shoulda seen it coming

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@chorizy

2 months

Man, “not too far off” is some morbid shit to say about your owner.

Scott Merkin

@scottmerkin

2 months

Getz said there will be a financial component to improving the Major League club. The time is not right now, but he doesn't think they are too far off.

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@chorizy

2 years

#108ing

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@chorizy

3 years

How's #WhiteSoxTwitter feeling this morning before Game 1 of the ALDS?

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@chorizy

5 years

Bill Walton is an American treasure

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@chorizy

3 years

Yermin is just waiting for them to put in a position player to pitch

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@chorizy

5 years

When Don Cooper comes out of the dugout, he looks like a guy coming to yell at kids for playing to close to his Cutlass Supreme

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@chorizy

3 years

I watched this with no sound and just imagined @MrDelicious13 talking about the return of the McRib

Section 108

@fromthe108

3 years

#SoxIn5

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@chorizy

2 years

If that shit doesn't wake up the #WhiteSox , I don't know what will.

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@chorizy

4 years

I’m starting to get worried that I’m in the midst of an acid trip and I’m hallucinating all of this Yermin production

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@chorizy

2 years

#108ing at the Salt Shed for Iggy Pop

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@chorizy

5 years

I hear my guy James Shields is still out there if the #WhiteSox need a starting pitcher.

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@chorizy

1 year

Middleton in to pitch

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@chorizy

1 year

Holy shit, I would absolutely eat a T-Rex

PETA

@peta

1 year

Think twice before ordering that chicken sandwich... T-Rexes wouldn't approve of you eating their descendants 👉 #DinosaurDay

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@chorizy

2 years

Don’t worry #WhiteSox fans, Hahn is working out a Keuchel trade right now

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@chorizy

4 years

Pretty sure I need a Dennis Rodman Savages jersey

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@chorizy

6 months

Which White Sox do you want Tommy Pham to slap?

Ken Rosenthal

@Ken_Rosenthal

6 months

Free agent Tommy Pham close to deal with White Sox. Story:

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@chorizy

3 years

That Seby HR is all about

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@chorizy

4 years

Pretty sure this does not get me back to even

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@chorizy

2 years

Nick Solak showing up in Charlotte

Chicago White Sox

@whitesox

2 years

Prior to today’s series finale vs. Baltimore, the #WhiteSox placed INF Hanser Alberto on the 10-day injured list (retroactive to 4/15) with a strained left quad, selected the contract of OF Adam Haseley from Class AAA Charlotte & designated INF/OF Nick Solak for assignment.

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@chorizy

3 years

Hendriks was way the fuck in there. Continue to love that guy

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@chorizy

4 years

A lot of Illini fan friends out there. Feeling for yous today. Just remember, the #WhiteSox will be playing meaningful baseball in just a few weeks.

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@chorizy

6 years

Well it’s official. James Shields got snubbed

MLB Stats

@MLBStats

6 years

Kluber, Snell, Verlander. These AL #CyYoung candidates combined for 57 wins and 10.8 K/9.

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@chorizy

2 years

I always find it funny when people are freaked out by how fast food is made. Did you previously think this mutha fucka was in the back of every McDonald's pumping out orders?

Mike Sington

@MikeSington

2 years

Can this even be considered food? A McDonald’s worker decides to reveal how a McRib is made.

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@chorizy

2 years

Dear White Sox, Do the Home Run thing tonight. Thanks, Chorizy-E P.S. not you Lucas

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@chorizy

9 months

OK, gonna give this a go. Only like 23 years late on this.

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@chorizy

4 years

I hope Odrisamer Despaigne beans this fucker

Korea's Kiwoom Heroes To Sign Addison Russell

In a surprise move, longtime Cubs infielder Addison Russell has found a landing spot in Korea's top league. He's joining …

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@chorizy

3 years

Adam Engel looking healthy warms my cold, dead heart.

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@chorizy

1 year

One of my favorite photos with my mom. BeefLoaf doesn't even ruin it

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@chorizy

4 months

@AKBrews "The simple fact is" followed by something very very far from a fact.

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@chorizy

2 years

Anniversary #108ing

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@chorizy

6 years

Stop being a pussy and go for it on 4th down

Sunday Night Football on NBC

@SNFonNBC

6 years

The NFL is asking fans for ideas on how to make punts safer. Thoughts?

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@chorizy

4 years

My wife doesn't fully close the Tide pods lid because of the child proofing. Not a big deal since we don't have kids. In totally unrelated news. I ate 12 Tide pods this week.

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@chorizy

3 years

How many #OlympicGames pregnancies will this man be responsible for?

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@chorizy

3 years

One of the best parts of being way outside the city this past weekend was clearly seeing the night sky

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@chorizy

3 years

How we feel about @MrDelicious13 ’s sweater tonight?

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@chorizy

3 years

Starting to have a little faith in ReyLo

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@chorizy

1 year

When tomorrow's games get cancelled, we're considering this a sweep, right?

New York Yankees

@Yankees

1 year

Tonight’s Yankees-White Sox game (Wednesday, June 7) is rescheduled because of poor air quality due to smoke from the Canadian wildfires and will be made up tomorrow, Thursday, June 8, as the first game of a single-admission doubleheader, which will begin at 4:05pm.

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@chorizy

3 years

Dear White Sox, Score some fucking runs. Love, Chorizy-E

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@chorizy

3 years

This is me, the morning after a #WhiteSox homestand

Joseph Gordon-Levitt

@hitRECordJoe

3 years

Anakin Skywalker makeup test.. #RevengeOfTheSith

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@chorizy

2 years

Still trying to make sense of this explanation from TLR on the Turner IBB

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@chorizy

9 months

No doubt, this is how I will perish

Scottacular

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9 months

Pee-nado is next level terror.

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@chorizy

4 years

I don’t know why, but I get irrationally upset by people mistaking Dennis Haysbert for “safe drivers save 40%” instead of Pedro Cerrano

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@chorizy

1 year

@ChuckNaso Two things can be fucked up at the same time. Like if a guy goes into Wendy’s every day and jerks off, it’s ultimately his fault. But at some point you gotta ask why the manager even lets @MySoxSummer into the Wendy’s.

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@chorizy

2 years

Rick Hahn on the 2023 season