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Executive Producer & Content @670TheScore | Podcast, Bourbon & a Buddy | Content Factory | IG, ShanesMeat | Anti-fork

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Shane Riordan
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I’m almost done with pictures from Greece. Had the most incredible week, comparable to legitimately nothing I’ve ever done before. Gonna thread some of the best meals we had below. And please look at the goddamn water. Even up to 30-foot depths, you can see the sea’s FLOOR.
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Shane Riordan
2 months
This is where I’ve been.
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REPORT: the #WhiteSox clubhouse is fractured. The first game back from All-Star break, manager Pedro Grifol told his team (paraphrasing) that "if this goes down as one of the worst seasons ever, it's on absolutely NO ONE but the players." Also, RUNNING & BP have been madated.
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Shane Riordan
4 years
Citadel is a hedge fund that owns Melvin Capital Management. Melvin is a $GME short seller predicted to lose BILLIONS due to the people taking the free market back. Citadel owns the app Robinhood. Citadel banned purchases of new $GME shares on RH. Market manipulation.
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You gave Cole Kmet a massive deal. Treat him as such. Stop ignoring him. Gerald Everett is not TE1. Cole has proved himself. Let the kid fucking work.
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9 months
I do not understand how you can watch what Justin Fields is capable of & how his guys fight for him & throw all of that away for some college kid. It’s unfathomable.
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3 years
There’s absolutely zero reason Matt Nagy should go to bed tomorrow night with a job.
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1 year
@elonmusk My guy didn’t it end up exploding
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3 years
SOURCE: #WhiteSox outfielder Eloy Jimenez will likely be cleared for assignment tomorrow. He’ll report to Winston Salem for rehab by the weekend.
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Shane Riordan
1 year
Grandal wasn't in the lineup the day before the All Star break. Wanted to just leave early. Made it very clear. Paraphrasing, TA said: 'Fuck him. If he doesn't want to be here, I'll pay for his flight.' Grandal walked over to TA in the tub and slapped him across the face.
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Shane Riordan
1 year
I'll be sharing a story of a physical altercation within the #WhiteSox clubhouse today on @ParkinsSpiegel / @670TheScore . It involves two veterans and it happened right before the All Star break. 📺 📻
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Got scolded by an old woman today for bringing Willie (the most polite dog in the world) on the blue line. Lady, there’s a dude 25 feet away lighting a crack pipe, a woman having a convo on speakerphone & the goddamn bucket boys at the end of the car. Willie’s fine.
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Shane Riordan
3 years
Dave Wannstedt — documented White Sox fan.
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2 months
I am unfortunately feeling the end of our show much more than I thought I would. Thank you.
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2 years
@DangeRussWilson Dude you are so fucking weird
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2 years
I fucking love this city. I am so drunk. I’lll fight anyone.
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1 year
Mike Clevinger refused to talk to reporters about his decision to use Kanye West’s ‘Gold Digger’ as his walk-out song this past weekend. Said he’d only talk to a music producer about it. So we put on the guy who produced THE NIRVANA RECORDS. Steve Albini weighs in.
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You keep Justin, draft MHJ, sign Danielle Hunter & draft a center in the third round & you’re likely a 12-win team. That’s just a fact.
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Shane Riordan
9 months
I do not understand how you can watch what Justin Fields is capable of & how his guys fight for him & throw all of that away for some college kid. It’s unfathomable.
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Shane Riordan
1 year
Keep Chicago out of your fucking mouth, @jasonrmcintyre . You are both uninformed and disgusting.
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Fox Sports broadcaster Jason 'Little Buddy' McIntyre calls the great city of Chicago "a war zone" and "Afghanistan." @jasonrmcintyre
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3 years
Jason Benetti is FED UP with not traveling with the #WhiteSox on the road. Wow.
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1 year
I think I may be out on Justin Fields.
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3 years
I'll take "Literally none of this ever happened" for $1200, Alex.
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3 years
670 full of perverts according to Julie. Porn everywhere
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2 years
There is absolutely ZERO reason for Dallas Keuchel to pitch another inning for the White Sox.
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1 year
@Cobratate Aren’t you a convicted rapist
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Shane Riordan
3 years
Cub fans thinking the White Sox would part with Michael Kopech for Craig Kimbrel is fucking WILD to me.
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There is zero excuse to not have Jaylon Johnson following Nico Collins wherever he goes.
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Shane Riordan
3 years
From here on out, the only thing Tony La Russa will be doing for the White Sox is setting the lineup. These players have no respect for him. And he hasn't earned it.
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Shane Riordan
2 years
My poor upstairs neighbor Peter lost his fantasy league. He’s got to sit on the benches outside our building & drink a 12-pack of 16-ounce Natty Ice cans. 5.9% ABV. He can’t offer anyone a beer but they can ask. I’ve taken one off his hands. Maybe one more layer. Feel for him.
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2 years
This should be Tony La Russa's last game managing the White Sox. Do the right thing.
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2 years
I don’t think baseball fans in Chicago understand how lucky we are to have @jasonbenetti . Listening to literally anyone else call a game makes that so incredibly clear. Regardless of the quality of the product on the field, you’re listening to the best active play-by-play man.
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Shane Riordan
2 years
@idjmoore DJ WOULD YOU LIKE TO COME ON RADIO IN CHICAGO RIGHT NOW 312-644-6767
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Shane Riordan
2 years
#Cubs closer David Robertson, who was on the #WhiteSox when Chris Sale cut up the 1976 throwback jerseys, just told us he made sure to save his until the end of the season SO HE COULD ASK SALE TO AUTOGRAPH IT FOR HIM SALE DID. AND ROBERTSON FRAMED IT. IT'S IN HIS HOME.
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Shane Riordan
3 years
Not sure I’ll ever be interested in purchasing a grill from any other company ever again. @WeberGrills heard about my kettle getting stolen off the porch, DM’d me & sent a brand new one out yesterday. Couldn’t be more grateful.
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I don’t want to hear another word out of Don Cherry’s mouth. Here’s a man, complaining about a hockey team having fun & drawing extra attention to a sport that doesn’t get it, while ALSO WEARING AN EXTREMELY UNNECESSARY SUIT MADE OUT OF 1980’s WALLPAPER.
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Shane Riordan
2 years
I can fix her.
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Shane Waldron is not qualified for any NFL job.
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10 months
A source VERY close to the situation tells me this is "definitely" not true at all.
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It’s not a no-hitter if it isn’t thrown by one pitcher.
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9 months
A source close to the situation tells me LA Rams passing game coordinator & QBs coach Zac Robinson was the runner-up to Shane Waldron in the search for a new Bears OC. Ryan Poles is clearly hitting the Sean McVay coaching tree very hard.
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Shane Riordan
3 years
This radio station is getting out of hand. I work for tyrant.
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11 months
With the way the second paragraph of this statement is worded, the White Sox want you to think they were doing Jason Benetti a favor. Very far from the truth. Jason Benetti was making the White Sox a product worthy of watching on television. A nearly impossible task. I’m done.
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3 years
Don't want to alarm you or anything, but Chicago Bears quarterback Justin Fields is going to be on @ParkinsSpiegel tomorrow.
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4 years
Florida Georgia Line.
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Here’s an idea. Get rid of national broadcast teams. Continue national games, but use both teams’ local play-by-play guys and color analysts. This Vasgersian / ARod bullshit does a disservice to both squads.
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1 year
I feel worse for TA by the day, man. He's a good dude at heart. And clearly he just wants to win. Someone who should be the face of a team. Just needs a little bit of help right now.
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Shane Riordan
1 year
Dan I just stepped outside of my Chicago apartment and the Taliban shot and killed my dog and grandmother. Can you help?
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Dan Proft
1 year
When I say the Chicago sports press corps is inhabited by illiberal popinjays who flack for the New Marxists because they so want to be considered colleagues of the similarly disposed political press corps, it's hysterics like this goof from The Score I'm referencing.
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@JayGlazer Just sell the team, dude. Enough with the excuses.
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Shane Riordan
3 years
Leaving Soldier Field is a DISGUSTING EXPERIENCE. Bears can’t leave soon enough.
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First time caller, longtime listener — is Chicago the greatest city on the face of the planet? I’ll hang up and listen for your answer,,, thanks.
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4 years
Just got exclusive video of Tony La Russa in his first day as manager of the White Sox.
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Shane Riordan
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Trade the goddamn pick. Justin.
@ChicagoBears
Chicago Bears
8 months
On. The. Clock. ⏰
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1 year
Luke Getsy should not leave Soldier Field today with a job.
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Shane Riordan
3 years
You know who the White Sox wouldn’t ever trade? Jose fucking Abreu.
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Shane Riordan
2 years
Here's the audio of Pat Hughes & Ron Coomer calling live play-by-play of the squirrel on the field in Pittsburgh tonight. The man is the gold standard. Courtesy, @670TheScore .
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Here’s something that people need to know. For virtually every single air shift @Hub_Arkush works, he buys pizza for his producer staff. Every time. Without fail. It might seem like a small thing, but one act of kindness like that goes a really long way. Hub is a great dude.
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It’s just not fair. Les was a comfort for so many people and I really hope he understood that. Sports, Chicago, talk radio and 670 The Score will never be the same. We lost a friend and one of the sweetest men on the face of the planet.
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Robert Feder
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CHICAGO RADIO SPORTSCASTER LES GROBSTEIN FOUND DEAD AT 69:
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I cannot believe we are once again in a position to NOT BE ABLE TO JUDGE A BEARS QUARTERBACK because THE OFFENSIVE LINE IS INEPT.
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A note from someone close to the #WhiteSox re: Eloy & Moncada's attitude rehabbing this season: "Hearing bad things about Eloy & Moncada in AZ. The staff has to constantly beg & babysit them to do the bare minimum. Seems like they've thrown in the towel on the season already."
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Jeff Passan
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Trade news: The Baltimore Orioles are finalizing a deal to acquire outfielder Eloy Jimenez from the Chicago White Sox, sources tell ESPN.
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"Today is a terrible, terrible day for women's rights. What's next? Are they going to take away voting for women as well? ... If this had anything to do with men, there'd be no chance anything would be overturned and that's embarrassing." #WhiteSox closer Liam Hendriks gets it.
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Shane Riordan
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Here’s Rudy Gobert touching everyone’s audio recorder to be “funny”. Just a few days ago. He just tested positive for COVID-19.
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Shane Riordan
2 years
Tony La Russa will not finish the season managing the White Sox. Mark that.
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Shane Riordan
3 years
It's a bold strategy to insult the organization you desperately need to stay. This woman has absolutely no idea what she's doing.
@mayorlightfoot
Archived: Mayor Lori E. Lightfoot
3 years
On the Bears bid to buy Arlington Racecourse...
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You trying to tell me Jesus Christ can’t kick a field goal?
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Shane Riordan
3 years
Just got boosted. Fingers crossed it knocks me out by 7:20p CT & I won't have to watch the fucking Bears.
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Shane Riordan
2 years
Liam’s grandfather passed away before last night’s game. What an incredible performance.
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2 years
🧹 🧹 🧹
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3 years
Family vacation update— We just went an hour out of the way because my dad insists on using paper directions he mapped out himself & not the GPS. Stopped for breakfast with three hours left in the drive. We now have four hours left in the drive.
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I’m headed over to White Sox to see all of the new food items & ballpark features for the 2022 season. I’ll thread it all here 🌭 🌭 🌭
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Shane Riordan
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Tonight, I said goodbye to my best friend. I’m choosing to remember him as the dog who woke my dad up after hot tub cleaning chemicals knocked him out & he was alone. As the dog who’d stand on the planter & catch birds in mid-air. Wilson. May 12, 2001 - December 21, 2018.
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Bears are legit good as shit. Keep Justin. Draft MHJ. Draft Brock Bowers or JC Latham. Give Connor Williams however many dollars he wants. Sing Danielle Hunter. Win 13 games.
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Shane Riordan
2 years
Not going to lie to you, I’m a big time sad guy today! They tell you to save your best bottles for your worst days. Can’t tell you how many pours of EH Taylor I had with Lin. Raise a glass for our best friend in the whole world.
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2 years
THE Dave Wannstedt and his wonderful wife Jan ordered me a custom chef’s hat. He’s also here 45 minutes before his scheduled hit. What is my life.
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Shane Riordan
3 years
The first White Sox ALDS home game should be a blackout. Get it done, Rick & Brooks. Love you both.
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Shane Riordan
2 years
I’ve been sitting here for a few hours trying to put into words what this man meant to me & to so many of you. Lin, buddy, I wish I could stand with you at just one more Jason Isbell show. One more Hamburger Hop. One more 11a meeting to set our softball lineup. I love you man.
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WXRT Chicago
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Lin Brehmer, Our Best Friend in the Whole World, 1954-2023.
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Hub Arkush has an NFL MVP vote & it won’t be going to Aaron Rodgers. Admits he’s the best player on the field & that the Packers are the Super Bowl favorites, but mentions he hurt his team in the offseason. Says Rodgers is a bad guy. REWIND link—
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Shane Riordan
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Chicago’s best pizza is the hot honey soppressata at Ranalli’s and it’s not close.
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Shane Riordan
10 months
The conversation you need to have with Luke Getsy is very simple. You walk over to him, look him in the eyes and say “Luke, what you’re doing is not working. Do something else.” That’s it. That’s the conversation.
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Shane Riordan
1 year
I ride the red line to and from work every single day. I go out every single weekend. In all of our wonderful neighborhoods. At all times of the day. You can shut your ignorant mouth, too.
@schechschech10
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@shane_riordan @jasonrmcintyre Truth hurts. Why don't you ride the CTA everyday Shane and find out what Chicago has become? Why don't you go out in once prominent neighborhoods like River North and the Gold Coast on warm summer evenings and find out. Being pissed at people who point out the truth is stupid.
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Shane Riordan
2 years
Going to be honest — the views here are just not very good.
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Shane Riordan
2 years
Shut the HELL UP. Your personal feelings about Adam Schefter are quite literally the last thing that anyone cares about in this moment. Adam Schefter is a respected NFL voice and is part of the ESPN studio crew. Adam Schefter will talk about the Damar Hamlin tragedy.
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Joe West told @MattSpiegel670 & @markgrotesports he threw Mark Buehrle out after the second balk because “you can’t have a guy throw his glove 60 or 70 feet in the air and not toss him”. Make Buehrle after the second balk—
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I would LOVE to say that the White Sox have no idea what their fans really want. But that’s not anywhere close to being true. They know. They do not care. This is wonderful news for Jason and I’m glad he can move on to an organization that will value his immense talent.
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Shane Riordan
2 years
Piss off.
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3 years
Reminder-- I'm just the unfortunate messenger here.
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Shane Riordan
10 months
I have an idea for a late night food truck called “Your High School Cafeteria”. We only serve sheet pan pizza, chicken patty sandwiches, bosco sticks and cosmic brownies. I think we’d do numbers.
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The two best to ever do it.
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10 months
It’s really pretty easy tbh.
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Shane Riordan
2 years
If this tweet gets 5k likes, I’ll find this jacket and wear it to a Cub game. @AustinHuff
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Shane Riordan
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I think some Bears fans have to do a better job understanding that a great pick doesn’t have to feel sexy. Grabbing a lockdown RT isn’t going to feel hot like boning a stranger in a bar bathroom. It IS, however, going to feel like a stable marriage without the risk of an STD.
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Shane Riordan
3 years
Pretty good example as to why baseball has a massive problem promoting its players. The cops are trying to arrest Tyler Matzek at his own World Series parade.
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Shane Riordan
10 months
Jump in a hot tub and float down the Chicago River with your friends on a Thursday afternoon.
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Shane Riordan
1 year
Dan Proft has a lot of thoughts about our city for someone who does his incredibly low-rated conservative talk Chicago radio show FROM FLORIDA.
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Shane Riordan
1 year
Just paid $29.45 (with 18% tip) for a single Beam and Ginger at Wrigley. This shit is starting to get ridiculous. I could buy two bottles of Beam for that.
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Shane Riordan
2 years
Here are my favorite pregame pump-up speeches from Lin. He LOVED Chicago 16” softball.
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Shane Riordan
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@jon_greenberg If that's something your manager is saying then the relationship between the players and the manager is fractured.
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Shane Riordan
4 years
Psst... This is no different than the Adam Schefter tweet she hated so much.
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Shane Riordan
2 years
My Uber driver hit a goose before we got onto Lakeshore today. Didn't even tap the brake. A few seconds go by and he just says, "...good." Let's have a fucking WEEKEND.
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Shane Riordan
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Words cannot describe this place. A sports fan’s heaven. We’re live today until 6p & from 2-5p tomorrow.
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