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chad jamian

6 years

And now here’s a video of my cat running into my room to say “I love you” and then not being able to handle the emotions of finally admittting it

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8 years

rt if you've hid in a garbage can from a dog or have anxiety

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6 years

she does this when i say “look like a thumb”

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wait for it #saltbae

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my cat sees her ex

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it's here! @DallonWeekes comes to #greatholidays to talk about fun, feels, and our next holiday! full video:

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8 years

me: dad please don't be extra when u drop me off dad:

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8 years

who aunt is this

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Momentsssss with J and D #RipVine

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7 years

could they not find one cat model for this

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5 years

and now, my cat doing virtual reality in a cup.

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6 years

rt if you press your face against your lightly restrained cat for 20+ seconds and slowly inhale her fur, attempting to undo the mini traumas in your life from birth until now

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7 years

new internship going great #saltbae

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3 years

@JaclynPMoore Reverse image search. Find employer. Enjoy. Repeat.

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7 years

do i make dinner or cry softly into my cat’s fur

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8 years

something's up with vine

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6 years

@joshuadun you accidentally tweeted this instead of texting me

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9 years

if i ever got caught peeing in public i hope the officer says urine trouble

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8 years

i hope "your vs. you're" improves in 2017. it's gotten to be to much.

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8 years

classic saturdays

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7 years

rt if yoiu've accidently the shower curtain

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7 years

a little more conversation, a little less touch my body

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6 years

every time nuggets is trending it’s about sports :(

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7 years

13 raisins why

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7 years

who is this henry styles and why is she flying

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7 years

it's happening. #greatholidays @dallonweekes #comingsoon

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7 years

helping best friends

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6 years

not one of my friends has ever bothered to explain to me how sex works

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6 years

does your cat know it’s sunday? talk to him or her

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6 years

Meek Mill is getting out of prison. he was bailed out by his rich cousin, Wind

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4 years

the biggest magician secret: you NEVER reveal your secrets.

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5 years

@joshuadun @DunLaura laura, thank you for having josh. that was cool.

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6 years

when drugs

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8 years

the women voting on women's healthcare look like men

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rt if your cat refuses to google anything

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7 years

is there a teen choice award for disappointing your friends and family

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couldn’t find my phone for 2 hours. when I finally did, I found these in my camera roll

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7 years

rt if yr cat becomes person-sized every midnight and upright-hugs u & the town doesn’t believe u

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8 years

you make me feel like a million butts

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8 years

average LA red light convo

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8 years

turns out grandma was not doing the mannequin challenge, services are at 3pm saturday/memorial gardens

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6 years

when you see your best friend

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5 years

why wouldn’t he like this? i thought it was uncanny.

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8 years

me after meeting le le pons

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6 years

RT if u relate at all

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7 years

#splish @miguel

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6 years

@joshuadun take it slow josh, and do 1/4 tempo if meatballs.

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6 years

dna test came back as 100% thicc

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10 years

when i get a lot of retweets at once it's like http://t.co/8EdlnEeP3H

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8 years

can i yelp review a rude girl scouts table

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7 years

abraham lincoln is trending got so scared i thought he died

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@chadjamian @joshuadun 💀😭

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5 years

when she asks where to kiss you

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8 years

when u win tickets to a concert that was already free

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8 years

what i quickly slip on when a girl approaches

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6 years

@twittbitch4 she’ll be the death of me

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7 years

the moon and sun r finally hooking up 2tomorrow

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6 years

sorry i can’t, watching a police chase with my cat

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6 years

Here’s a video of my cat trying to blow her nose after seeing me do it

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7 years

trumpcare is my new favorite oxymoron

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8 years

My eyes are up here - my aunt who has a longer face

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just showed this to my cat to remind her how little depth perception she used to have, and now she’s mortified.

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7 years

a monkey that won a thing is a chimpion please retweet

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7 years

rough day

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6 years

so we set up a paranormal activity camera but instead filmed this thing coming to maybe kill us (2:35 am, los angeles, ca) send help

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11 years

Props to Madame Tussauds for letting their blind intern make @LeoDiCaprio solely by sense of smell. http://t.co/qf28Nuf2O0

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7 years

do u say aunt or aunt

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chad jamian

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6 years

If you don't Dad if you love me see this please at my come home

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5 years

since instagram is down i guess i’ll try to find my birth parents

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6 years

should i move

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6 years

tomorrow is already May 32nd i feel so old

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7 years

is this person OK

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7 years

whatever the opposite of yoga is, i did it today

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4 years

my cat just made this and emailed it to me

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6 years

*Wanted* Orange Fender Pbass (with black kill switch) stolen in LA from my friend @DallonWeekes . If you return it to me, I will serenade you with the two cords I know. It will be really hot.