Dallon Weekes @DallonWeekes Twitter profile

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Dallon Weekes

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6 years

Hey. Y’homophobic? Y’transphobic? Y’hate people based on race or religion? Y’misogynist? Y’bully people for any reason? Change, obviously. Also, don’t follow me, or listen to my music until you change that stuff. The end.

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8 years

Cute man party with @joshuadun & @markhoppus #KROQweenieroast @kroq

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4 years

A lot of y’all are pressuring me a lot lately to add preferred pronouns to my bio. I see you, and I understand that’s important for you, but I personally don’t have a pronoun preference. And pressuring me to do that feels uncomfortable. Apologies if that offends anyone.

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6 years

Friends, y’all can 100% stop being upset when people credit me as ‘ex-panic’. It was my life for nearly a decade & I’m proud of it! It’s part of my résumé & It’s not a bad thing at all! This message brought to you by the Dallon Weekes Foundation. The end.

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5 years

No one: Absolutely no one: Nobody. Did I do this right?

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8 years

@gerardway

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6 years

Please do me a personal favor & don’t attack anyone else/other fans on this stupid fucking website. I’m so tired of the way we treat each other. Music is supposed to be fun & bring people together. Can we just treat each other with kindness for like a day? Today? Please.

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7 years

For the last eight years I've had the incredible opportunity to perform in Panic! At The…

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6 years

I dunno, guys...Sometimes I feel like the fashion industry doesn’t even WANT 6’3” grown men to have sparkly pants.

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7 years

Vine is coming back!? That’s great, I’ve been wondering what teachers at school be like.

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5 years

Me, a regular internet dad, hiding under the bed: Armed Robber: ... Me: ... Armed Robber: ... Me: ... Armed Robber: You’re under the bed, aren’t you? Me: I am. Say, these viral memes are fun! I get why you kids like them so much!

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4 years

I guess you could say that if you want to keep your job, it’s probably not a good idea to be a bigoted, misogynistic piece of shit your entire life.

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6 years

Turns out acting immature doesn’t keep you from getting older.

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6 years

Remember Kids; No matter how good of a person you are, or aspire to be, somebody is going to be bound and determined to hate you. But don’t stop. Some people are only happy when they’re miserable. Let them be just that.

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Dallon Weekes

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7 years

Behold

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4 years

Uber driver is a big ‘ol misogynist. Had to ask him to stop the car and let me out. Gross.

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5 years

Me: I might feel a little silly doing a puppy interview. Y’all: DALLON HATES PUPPIES AND THINKS PUPPIES ARE CHILDISH AND HATES EVERYONE WHOS EVER DONE ONE AND HE ALSO WANTS TO POISON ALL THE PUPPIES!

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Dallon Weekes

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6 years

Sexy everyone stops texting you back because you’re not in a famous band anymore.

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6 years

Your Halloween costume is ‘sexy’ + your biggest fear.

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5 years

Gonna tell my kids that I love them both very much. (This has been a meme, but I put a fun little ‘real dad’ twist on it. Enjoy, everyone!)

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6 years

Big Dad Energy.

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5 years

The people who are mad that I listen to Cardi B, remember one very important fact: I don’t listen to Cardi B.

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4 years

Years ago, a construction crew I worked with joke gifted me a set of pink tools. Their way of implying that I was ‘gay’. THEN they’d get mad that I actually used them on the jobsite every day! I still use them! Pink hand tools!? Are you kidding me!? Fools didnt know me at all.

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8 years

@tylerrjoseph @joshuadun You boys broke a lot of road safety laws in your vid. Im not mad, but If anyone ever sees it, you could get tickets

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7 years

What app do I download to un-hurt my feelings?

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7 years

Before you and your pals get together to film that hilarious Instagram skit, remember: Don't ever do that.

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Dallon Weekes

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7 years

One time @tylerrjoseph & @joshuadun asked me if I wanted to be in the hamster ball for their set. I said no. #crazyoutrageoustourstories

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Dallon Weekes

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4 years

Oh, Biden won!? Awesome!

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Dallon Weekes

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5 years

I’m not doing that old face app. Y’all are just gonna have to wait.

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Dallon Weekes

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6 years

B’lielish?

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7 years

If youre not into something (An artist/movie/song,etc) "This sucks" is about the most pretentious thing you can say. Its ok not to be into something, but let other people enjoy things! Remember that your opinion isnt as relevant as you (or I) think! (This is about The Last Jedi.)

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5 years

It IS an evil sandwich, though.

AWSTEN KNIGHT

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5 years

THEY SAY THE MUSIC INDUSTRY IS EVIL BUT IF THAT’S THE CASE WHY DID DALLON MAIL ME A SANDWICH???

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7 years

Unpopular opinion: Shut up.

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6 years

Police have tracked down the dudes who stole all of our stuff. SO they can either bring it all back and we can forget the whole thing, or they can get arrested. Keep your fingers crossed that they do the right thing.

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5 years

Thank you, everyone for the nice Birthday wishes! It means a lot.

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6 years

Fact: Bass strings only ever break onstage, during the show.

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4 years

It’s dissappointing to see critics disparage fan bases that are mostly made up of young girls. My daughter is 12. She knows WAY more about whats cool than I do! They drive and shape culture more than they are ever given credit for. Listen to them.

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6 years

One time the @waterparks boys were being all “healthy” in front of everyone, so I did a butt load of one handed pushups to show them who’s boss. #crazyoutrageoustourstories

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5 years

Great Halloween costume idea for this year: Joker. My idea. Nobody steal it.

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6 years

If you try and film your viral video while I’m shopping at Target, I will 100% ruin it, on purpose.

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8 years

I used to think that crazy ol' Don Trump was simply a pile of human garbage with no redeemable qualities whatsoever. I also still think that

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6 years

‘Choke’ video facts: I had planned on moving around more during the “performance”, but the stage was only big enough for the drums, so I had to stay in that one spot, or I’d fall off. I’m big.

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Dallon Weekes

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6 years

Only thing we weren’t able to recover was my laptop and iPad and backpack. But the hard drives and backups with all our songs are safe and sound! I’ll buy that for a dollar!

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6 years

Well intentioned young person at the parade: Does your son want a tiny flag? Me: Oh no, Thanks. He hates America.

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6 years

Best cameo ever. #RIPStanLee

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6 years

What they say: “I got you a present!” What they mean: “Get me a present.”

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5 years

I’ve been in this business long enough to notice that the hardest part about working for any band is pretending that everything the lead singer says is clever.

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7 years

I think that the scary clown from ‘It’ would make a great Halloween costume this year. Nobody take my idea.

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6 years

BilliEilish.

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5 years

Don’t global warming. For more tweets that make a difference, follow this account.

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4 years

What are thooooose? Remember that? The shoes thing?...Remember? The world is on fire.

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6 years

Dear @USPS When your guy comes to deliver a package, but doesn't knock, or ring the door bell, but DOES just stand there for a minute before leaving a 'Failed Delivery Notice'...On. Camera. That = Less effective.

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5 years

Remember when that guy stole the album, my hard drives, and all our equipment, and then he got found and put in jail, and we got everything back? Ha!

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6 years

I’ve never been on ‘vocal rest’ before. I haven’t said a word for like 12hrs. I may just do this forever.

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4 years

Can’t sleep. I don’t know what to do or say, other than keep signing petitions, and staying angry.

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4 years

It’s weird to see people with successful music careers complain about not getting an award, or not getting a #1 spot on whatever chart. You have a job making music! You already won, dum dum!

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Dallon Weekes

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4 years

Wanna be in a rich & famous rock band? Want to party all the time, & live that good old fashioned sex drugs & rock n roll lifestyle? Then good news! Now, YOU can put your guitar down, and fuck off instead! (If you just wanna make music, then great! Come join the rest of us.)

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Dallon Weekes

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2 months

Got my account back. Here’s proof: Everyone is sued!

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@DallonWeekes

7 years

April Fools Day pranks are stupid. End tweet.

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7 years

I’m not allowed to eat any of my daughters gingerbread house. Apparently it contains “Daddy poison”. My one weakness.

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7 years

Wife's rainbow sweater. Dark grey sweatpants. Big 'ol Caterpillar work boots. This may be my best Dad outfit ever. I've really outdone myself on this one.

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7 years

Please don’t ever actually throw bananas at me.

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4 years

Whaaaaat, @iTunes !?

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5 years

Where’s the album?

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Dallon Weekes

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6 years

Now y'all are sending me gifs of Zac F. Ron, who I assume once played a character named 'Troy'. Never heard of 'em.

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5 years

I’ve submitted three different DNA testing kits to @Ancestry and now they say they need a fourth one. So, either my DNA is untestable, or they are making Dallon clones.

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Dallon Weekes

@DallonWeekes

4 years

Dear Tik Tokkers in the band DM’s offering to use iDKHOW songs in exchange for money: Nah.

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Dallon Weekes

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6 years

Ok, Greatest Showman is fantastic! Singin’ dancin’ Wolverine, Zac F. Ron, Zendaya, The entire cast! Really great

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Dallon Weekes

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5 years

What’s the worst part about a regular 9 to 5 job? My picks: 1: Having to ask for permission to pee. 2: When your boss doesn’t realize that you don’t care about ‘The Company’, and that you’re just there for the paycheck.

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7 years

Neighbor is playing music too loud, but he likes cool stuff. So, this is actually kind of nice. End tweet.

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6 years

Me: Tries to avoid swears. Also me: Writes murder songs.

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6 years

Everything I had and was working on for the full length record is gone...

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7 years

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5 years

Four lost bags, three flight delays, two missing basses and a partridge in a pear treeeeee. Hi, Europe.

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6 years

I hadn’t thought about it until recently, but for a long time I think I fell out of love with music. I wasnt listening like I used to, but within the last year it seems like I always have something spinning now. I missed feeling this way about music. It’s pretty flippin’ magical.

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8 years

Vine is gone? Now how will I ever know what teachers at school 'be like'?

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4 years

Unpopular opinion: Where’s the album?

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6 years

I saw the coolest IG post today. This guy had a stack of money, & then get this, he takes the money & he puts it up to his EAR and starts talking LIKE IT WAS A PHONE! But it wasn’t a phone, guys! It was money the whole time!!! He must have a lot of it & always will forever.

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7 years

My neighbor just called me a nerd and threatened to kick my ass. Apparently I close the dumpster gate too loud and I never say 'hi' to him.

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4 years

#DallonWeekesIsOlderParty

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5 years

If my devices are constantly listening to me, then why don’t I ever get any ads for everyone shutting up?

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7 years

Thank you, everyone for the Birthday messages! You've made a happy man very old! 🎂

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6 years

My wife just gave me a really good lyric. I think that means she gets 5% now. Although, she also gets all of my other percents anyway.

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7 years

Just saved a bumble bee's life. No big deal or anything. I mean yeah, it was dangerous, but I guess I'm just a really good person #humblebee

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6 years

Not only will I never do an 'April Fool', but I will also actively try to ruin any and all April Fooling that I happen to come across.

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7 years

Being cool is lame.

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6 years

How many times are they gonna make that ‘Lost pet with an inner monologue’ movie?

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Dallon Weekes

@DallonWeekes

3 years

When a pilot announces that someone on your flight has a peanut allergy, everyone puts them away. We’re all still 100% free to eat peanuts, BUT we don’t, because that choice could lead to an actual death. Wear a mask, get vaccinated. & eat your peanuts later. Everyone wins.

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6 years

I just heard my song on @altnation for the first time! Can’t stop smiling. SO cool!

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@DallonWeekes

6 years

“Hmm...how can I ruin this?” -Inventor of putting an egg on a hamburger.

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5 years

Unpopular opinion: I don’t like this Coronavirus business one bit.

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@DallonWeekes

5 years

Dear @MarvelStudios This please:

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@DallonWeekes

6 years

When I was a kid, ‘Rockstar’ was a bad word. I’d like to bring that back.

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@DallonWeekes

5 years

If a huge company refuses to help out a customer & is incredibly rude in the process, is it ethical to tweet the number/email of said companies offices & encourage followers to politely ask them to help? Or is it better to just encourage followers to never use them? Asking 4 me

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Dallon Weekes

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7 years

Looking for a fun, not at all boring way to show society that you’re no square? Try saying something totally outrageous like ‘Hail Satan’! That’ll show ‘em! For more punk rockin’ tips like this one, follow this account!

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Dallon Weekes

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2 years

I know about deez. I know about bofa. I even know about bofa deez. I know about Candice, and all the rest of your little tricks & teen slangs. Your Gen Z memes & your TikTok island boy Fortnite video game dances & your Dan Fogelberg cassette tapes. You have no power here.

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Dallon Weekes

@DallonWeekes

5 years

Birthday

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4 years

It feels strange saying ‘happy’ anything right now, but I hope that this #PrideMonth will, at the very least, be an exceptionally positive and productive one for everybody. 🏳️‍🌈

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Dallon Weekes

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5 years

Dear nerds, ‘Rise of Skywalker’ was great! Quit complaining about things that are awesome.

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@DallonWeekes

7 years

My wife just informed me that today is Super Bowl Sunday. The end.

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7 years

I try not to use Twitter to complain, but this is important. If you draw Wolverine, don't make his claws longer than his forearms, obviously

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