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Cha Usiku🤣

@cha_usiku2

2 months

Nitawaletea ka present after 9 months😁😁😁🙃

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Cha Usiku🤣

@cha_usiku2

10 months

We have done a full year.. I pray for another year around the sun. A year full of wisdom, humility and patience. We have balloons.☺️☺️

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Cha Usiku🤣

@cha_usiku2

2 years

@6ixT3rd Plus you can acquire skills from different online platforms. Coursera, Allison, Philanthropy Universtity just to name a few. Good job Divon.👌🏿👌🏿

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Cha Usiku🤣

@cha_usiku2

10 months

The last time I decided to use my heart for other activities karibu niende Kwa baba 😂😂 NEVER AGAIN.

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Cha Usiku🤣

@cha_usiku2

10 months

@Osama_otero @ombachi13 Na iyo magoti upake mafuta next time.

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Cha Usiku🤣

@cha_usiku2

2 years

@6ixT3rd Upwork. For ladies we have a group in Facebook called Upwork Mom's it's really interesting and it has good tips. Women there support each other.

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Cha Usiku🤣

@cha_usiku2

2 years

A quick question Since money is the baseline of getting a Female this day. What f she has her own money? Probably double what you have? Then?

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Cha Usiku🤣

@cha_usiku2

2 years

I want to be a present mom. Just like my mom❤️. However flawed, I want to be a better person. She is a good Mom.

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Cha Usiku🤣

@cha_usiku2

9 months

@mamma_digital @Papijnr0 Don't forget laundry, he should clean the house well. Probably he is not giving her good sex he should learn how to please the wife. Maybe and then maybe she will be faithful.

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Cha Usiku🤣

@cha_usiku2

1 year

When I see what desire does to people, what it's done to this country I am very glad to have no part in it. Lord Varys.

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Cha Usiku🤣

@cha_usiku2

7 months

Hasira kidogo I cooked chapos😂😂😂 they turned out very good. Hasira imeisha sasa😂😂

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Cha Usiku🤣

@cha_usiku2

9 months

Adults can be advised, but not instructed. In contrast, you can teach a child. You have the ability to instill moral principles in your child. Act as a suitable example.

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Cha Usiku🤣

@cha_usiku2

2 years

Learn to appreciate people. Small small things. Say thank you often

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Cha Usiku🤣

@cha_usiku2

2 years

Remember, Don't Drink and Drive. Be mindful of your actions this festive season. You Matter, they Matter, and We all Matter. Nothing but love from this side.❤️

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Cha Usiku🤣

@cha_usiku2

2 years

Until you fight your demons sweetheart, you will keep on fighting everyone but yourself. Learn to take accountability for your actions you can't keep on fighting everyone.

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Cha Usiku🤣

@cha_usiku2

1 year

awwwwh😊😊

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Cha Usiku🤣

@cha_usiku2

2 years

I am switching up my wardrobe, because I am finally teaching high school. Both excited and scared. Cool teacher innit😁😁😁

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Cha Usiku🤣

@cha_usiku2

9 months

Someone said "Wameshindwa kumheshimu Yesu watakuheshimu Wewe" The truth in this 😭😭

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Cha Usiku🤣

@cha_usiku2

9 months

I feel good, the weather is good and my view is good. 😊😊

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Cha Usiku🤣

@cha_usiku2

9 months

It's okay to take a rest before your body demands it.😭

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Cha Usiku🤣

@cha_usiku2

7 months

You will always look stupid picking fights with women because of a man. A stupid man at that!!!🚮🚮

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Cha Usiku🤣

@cha_usiku2

2 years

My first win of the year. Today I stood my ground and did not care about what other people think. I don't feel bad about it❤️ She is going to be a Beast this year.

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Cha Usiku🤣

@cha_usiku2

8 months

For someone who said I don't exist in their lives, it's funny your secretly recording me in a space. 😂😂😂 Pick a struggle.

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Cha Usiku🤣

@cha_usiku2

4 months

@iWateba Pro-life na mtoto wako hauchungi? You bigger fish to fry my friend. Na usirudie tena.

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Cha Usiku🤣

@cha_usiku2

6 months

There are countless individuals who can only display power online. Their constant need to be feared, admired, and revered is evident. However, beneath the surface is a person who lacks any physical prowess and charisma to command respect in the real world.

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Cha Usiku🤣

@cha_usiku2

9 months

I used to think I needed to address everything. Off late I read message and think is it worth my attention? If No I move to other important things.

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Cha Usiku🤣

@cha_usiku2

5 months

These two months have attempted to finish me but I have finished them instead😅😅😅

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Cha Usiku🤣

@cha_usiku2

3 months

@DanSuperdan2 Even in suffering you're still not their type. Ata Mimi naweza jichukia😅😂😂😂

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@cha_usiku2

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Cha Usiku🤣

@cha_usiku2

7 months

💯

$ilva 💸

@TheSilvapr

7 months

That they’re older than you doesn’t mean they’re wiser than you, many old people are stupid asf

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Cha Usiku🤣

@cha_usiku2

4 months

@KatheuNzyimi A lion will still eat you even if you are vegetarian. Lakini wacha nifocus. #Rejectthefinancebill2024 #Rejectthefinancebill2024

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Cha Usiku🤣

@cha_usiku2

2 years

I just realised in the next 5 years nitakua ile miaka ya, No talking stage😂😂 umeniona, nimekuona tuoane. Hakuna wakati😂😂

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Cha Usiku🤣

@cha_usiku2

2 years

Minding your own business has its Pros and Cons🤣🤣🤣

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Cha Usiku🤣

@cha_usiku2

2 years

Uku mumepigwa character development sana, when someone genuinely shows you warmth you think it's a trap.

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Cha Usiku🤣

@cha_usiku2

9 months

You eventually get the hang of it!!! The beauty that is life 😊😊

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Cha Usiku🤣

@cha_usiku2

2 years

Her skin is like chocolate. The way her body moves to the rhythm of the beats. Her smile shines bright, ooooh how her eyes blaze. She is the flower of the rising sun☺️

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Cha Usiku🤣

@cha_usiku2

2 months

Downside ya kuishi peke Yako unaeza enda kwa baba bila watu kujua. Leo nimeanguka kwa nyumba, kufungua macho naona white, nikadhania nimeenda kwa Baba. Weeuh wasiwasi imenitandika Leo😅😅 Kidogo Muende road trip kwetu weeuh.

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Cha Usiku🤣

@cha_usiku2

1 year

I am not going to beg!!!!! I refuse to beg!!

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Cha Usiku🤣

@cha_usiku2

9 months

The love I have for Karaoke😊😊

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Cha Usiku🤣

@cha_usiku2

10 months

I got to play Santa today. It was so much fun. My inner child is healed by these kids in ways they will never know.

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Cha Usiku🤣

@cha_usiku2

2 years

Who takes care of you? When the world is asleep. Accord yourself the same Grace.

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Cha Usiku🤣

@cha_usiku2

2 years

I started crawling let's see how long it takes before I walk.

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Cha Usiku🤣

@cha_usiku2

9 months

About to make tiny people happy 😊😊

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Cha Usiku🤣

@cha_usiku2

7 months

No amount of reassurance works if the person doesn't see it within themselves.

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Cha Usiku🤣

@cha_usiku2

8 months

Don't send the risky text, rub one out. You will be good.

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Cha Usiku🤣

@cha_usiku2

2 months

@clichy_malooks Bora imenasan😁😁😁

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Cha Usiku🤣

@cha_usiku2

7 months

Today I received a gift, it's tiny old and beautiful. The glee on my face😊😊

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Cha Usiku🤣

@cha_usiku2

2 years

It's easier to move past anger, but the disappointment I still don't know how to move past that.

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Cha Usiku🤣

@cha_usiku2

2 years

This year I rebuke the victim mentality. I declare, this lady will take accountability for her steps. Amen.

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Cha Usiku🤣

@cha_usiku2

1 year

I have decided to move with audacity 😂😂😂

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Cha Usiku🤣

@cha_usiku2

2 years

Whoever said it gets better was right. It gets Better!

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Cha Usiku🤣

@cha_usiku2

2 years

Everytime I look at the mirror Her: Who is the most beautiful girl in the world? She: I am! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Cha Usiku🤣

@cha_usiku2

2 years

I am probably going to start a Hypothetical series next year. Tick them off 1 by 1

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Cha Usiku🤣

@cha_usiku2

1 year

It's funny how people get shocked when they find out you're smart. Like yes, she not only crazy she smart too😂😂😂

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Cha Usiku🤣

@cha_usiku2

8 months

Y'all should bring me popcorn because I am going to enjoy this one. 😂😂😂 Always put your dog on a leash or it will bite you.😂😂

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Cha Usiku🤣

@cha_usiku2

6 months

Twitter spaces give highschool vibes, we are all in different cliques. 😂😂 Thinking that, in opposed to your "enemies," what you say is accurate information The difference its not from higschoolers but adult's.😂😂 Is it mid-life Crisis? What happens at a certain age?

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Cha Usiku🤣

@cha_usiku2

9 months

A question? Is it proper for parents to frequently check their children's phones? These ones told me I was going to be a bad parent.😭😭

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Cha Usiku🤣

@cha_usiku2

2 years

The only dirty thing in this house is my soul. How you feel after cleaning.🤗

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Cha Usiku🤣

@cha_usiku2

4 months

@Kelvin__Bett You had the brightest smile, REST IN PEACE. KEEP SMILING DOWN AT US.💐💐💐

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Cha Usiku🤣

@cha_usiku2

1 year

We don't give ourselves enough grace. Looking back I have multiplied things I have touched yet here I am beating myself up for the things yet to be completed.

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Cha Usiku🤣

@cha_usiku2

2 years

@itskitumbua @polo_kimani Ask yourself, what will I lose? Recently my older brother left everything bought a camera and he quit his job. I haven't seen him that happy before. It was like a small boy with a new toy.

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Cha Usiku🤣

@cha_usiku2

11 months

If all you do is propagate hatred, don't expect love to find its way to you.

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Cha Usiku🤣

@cha_usiku2

9 months

What could possibly go wrong on a hike? 😂😂😂

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Cha Usiku🤣

@cha_usiku2

8 months

Time heals, if only your patience is enough to stay. The things that used to give anxiety no longer stress me out. I really feel good.

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Cha Usiku🤣

@cha_usiku2

6 months

Matuci kidogo wanalock account jameni😂😂😂

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Cha Usiku🤣

@cha_usiku2

10 months

Even the village fool Deems himself wise.😂😂 Enjoy the Holidays

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Cha Usiku🤣

@cha_usiku2

2 years

I understand why people suffer in silence Why victims don't speak up. We are a selective society.

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Cha Usiku🤣

@cha_usiku2

2 years

Say her name.❤️

Dr. Yvonne Maphosa

@Yvonne_Maphosa

2 years

Her name is Chief Theresa Kachindamoto 👑 🙌🫡

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Cha Usiku🤣

@cha_usiku2

2 years

To 10k followers🤣🤣🤣 finally

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Cha Usiku🤣

@cha_usiku2

1 year

Manifesting an Adele live concert.

Adele Daily

@adeledailynet

1 year

Adele giving vocals during “Love In The Dark” tonight. #WeekendsWithAdele

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Cha Usiku🤣

@cha_usiku2

7 months

God did this time, my work mates are what I prayed for honestly. They make it easier for me to flourish and Bloom. Hopefully I am a blessing to them too.😊

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Cha Usiku🤣

@cha_usiku2

2 years

Ali there is no other bigger scam than "Acha nikae chini kidogo" immediately you enter your house🤣🤣🤣

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Cha Usiku🤣

@cha_usiku2

1 year

I don't think people realize the mini heartbreak one goes through when you find out you dodged a bullet. You're happy and disappointed at the same time. Sigh😩😩

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Cha Usiku🤣

@cha_usiku2

7 months

A big thank you to my ladies. Y'all held me down today.❤️❤️ @Mepoho_ @mamma_digital @sanya_namada @chixtaku__ @_juliet_wanjiru @AkumuAyieko

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Cha Usiku🤣

@cha_usiku2

2 years

Women Who run With the Wolves.

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Cha Usiku🤣

@cha_usiku2

1 year

God decided to teach African women patience using their hair. 20 hours later😩😂😂 I look good though ☺️☺️

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Cha Usiku🤣

@cha_usiku2

7 months

I have a friend who claps back with sarcasm. She matches my energy😂😂😂 Aaah guys I have found my soul mate.😂😂

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Cha Usiku🤣

@cha_usiku2

6 months

@_Johnetus Coco is Dangerously beautiful please. He is perfect the way he is.😊😊

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Cha Usiku🤣

@cha_usiku2

2 years

The number of times I have shouted WOMAN this week is alarming.🤣🤣🤣

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Cha Usiku🤣

@cha_usiku2

1 year

I like the night because of the serenity it carries. Hence my name is Cha Usiku.

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Cha Usiku🤣

@cha_usiku2

6 months

We can all co-exist together. 😊😊

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Cha Usiku🤣

@cha_usiku2

1 month

When I struggle to make a decision, the first thing is to pray about it, alafu I call my mum and we talk through it. She's best gift I got honestly. One of the big reasons I work the way I do. May God bless her and keep her safe always.❤️

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Cha Usiku🤣

@cha_usiku2

2 years

If I tell you we are hanging out, honey prepare yourself.😂🤣🤣🤣 @Basementgang

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Cha Usiku🤣

@cha_usiku2

2 years

Aki ni hawa ndio wamebaki🤣🤣 Let me just say Weeeeuh🤣

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Cha Usiku🤣

@cha_usiku2

1 year

Language barrier is a bitch😅😅

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Cha Usiku🤣

@cha_usiku2

2 years

Honestly, I understand why your partners leave.

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Cha Usiku🤣

@cha_usiku2

2 years

Her skin.❤️❤️ Black girl magic

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Cha Usiku🤣

@cha_usiku2

8 months

Complementing someone doesn't mean I am simping on them. Eeeeeih

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Cha Usiku🤣

@cha_usiku2

6 months

The face🤣🤣🤣 Cheeks are life😊

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Cha Usiku🤣

@cha_usiku2

2 years

Some will go to the degree of getting close to every person you talk to. Ensure your friend puts in a good word on their behalf. You get to hear what some of you say, you realize these people have a pattern.

Narcissistic Abuse Awareness

@AwareOfTheNarc

2 years

Some narcissists start grooming you before you meet them. My ex stalked me on IG & started mirroring me through his posts. So when I started noticing him it seemed like we had so much in common. He did this to his new supply as well, even going as far to change his work bio to

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Cha Usiku🤣

@cha_usiku2

2 years

@JacksonJaymuch3 😂😂😂😂 did @KanoDeya3 just call me Cha Yusiku😂😂😂😂

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Cha Usiku🤣

@cha_usiku2

11 months

Hawa wazee hawakukula Raha wakiwa wadogo watatuonyesha maneno kwa hii Tl😂😂😂 Eeeih😂😂😂

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Cha Usiku🤣

@cha_usiku2

1 year

@theMagunga This one will not be a push over😂😂😂. Mpeeee pesa yake hataki buyu wako.

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Cha Usiku🤣

@cha_usiku2

6 months

My younger brother is all grown. Huyu mtoto ameulizwa akona miaka ngapi akasema 26 yrs alafu akasema Mimi Niko na 30 yrs. 😅😅 He is trying to rizz some ladies and it's funny honestly. 🤣🤣🤣

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Cha Usiku🤣

@cha_usiku2

4 months

The more you desire to be feared, the dumber you appear, and therefore you attract pity.

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Cha Usiku🤣

@cha_usiku2

2 years

Part of growing up is finding your own style. What your comfortable in.

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Cha Usiku🤣

@cha_usiku2

2 years

The warmth of the sun during winter🤗

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Cha Usiku🤣

@cha_usiku2

5 months

@BigBadReni Omo try loosing that job and be in your feminine nature, the fire you will see, will be hotter to the heat you feel in your anus after eating Spicy Papaya Salad. Y'all gat jokes.🤣🤣

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