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I’m your girl even when I’m not your girl. co-host of @aughtstobequeer pod. he/his

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tommy: what’s up you broke bitch! timmy: ...ᵇᶦᵗᶜʰᵎ
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phoebe bridgers fans will be like “let’s fucking gooooo” and then play a song about crying at pasadena city college
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3 years
Sam Levinson think he Ryan Murphy. Ryan Murphy think he John Waters. John Waters think he the Hamburglar.
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i’ll catch myself having this exact pattern of thinking at least once a day
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@catshitgirl
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1 year
you: please don’t rap about having sex with fat gay guys at karaoke tonight me: promise me as soon as I’m handed the mic: and his cpap mask got me feeling kinda strange. I homewreck white bears like i’m climate change.
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troye sivan got those twinks on loan from a humane twink enclosure that lets them run around in a big open warehouse and gain as much as 1 to 2 pounds in the winter months. but y’all don’t wanna talk about that…
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it’s fat fuck fall
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1 year
i’m in the Rush video you just need to watch it frame by frame like the zapruder film
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2 months
dolls night (going to see Twisters by myself)
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@ttxao @stungusbungus THE VENGABUS IS COMING! THE BOURGEOISIE IS RUNNING! NEW YORK TO SAN FRANCISCO! THEY’RE GONNA EAT THE RICH THO!
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2 years
common floozy
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birdcage
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2 years
these too sorry
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2 years
job hirer: why should we hire you? me: Job is one of my favorite tastes. Not only that but Labor smells amazing. It makes me go a little bit Detail-Oriented to be honest. Like, I cannot get it far enough down my Resume to be satisfied. When I sit back at my Desk and look up at y
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2 years
my new shorts are so comfy they made my shirt rise up by itself i’m scared you folks 😰
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1 year
hey fat
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@catshitgirl
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9 months
please be bear community please be bear community please be bear community
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A Second Gay Congressional Staffer Was Filmed Having Sex in a Capitol Building
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my phone fell out of my tote bag, landed right side up, unlocked itself, opened up the camera app, and took this picture.
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@catshitgirl
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11 months
tummy from a man who is a whore
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@catshitgirl
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got complimented on my sweater 2 minutes after leaving my home. that’s why i do it 🫡
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1 year
me when I “😗”
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@catshitgirl
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2 years
muppet babies we make our dreams come true ✨
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@catshitgirl
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@jeighms no one wants to cheat anymore 😭
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5 years
@jpbrammer The G in LGBT is for guardians of ga’hoole
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i be in the boys bathroom like
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1 year
mouth breathing
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1 year
fatshitgirl ♥️
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@catshitgirl
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10 months
faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa………g
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@dphdphdph7
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average Drake style
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2 months
guys, check out my who-goes-there-ass water bottle
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1 year
sissy 🤭
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just checking my nose is still there
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2 years
hi! I drew TÁR if TÁR was a world you could visit in Kingdom Hearts
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feeling like tiddy feeling like boob
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🛐
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1 year
not recent and only 3
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never employed
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@alexinquotes
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Fuck your height, how WIDE are you?
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2 years
hi!
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reply if you are also sweaty and locked out of my apartment
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mind my halo
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inside me there are two dumbass girls telling each other “exactlyyyyy”
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this got nominated
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and it’s like oh my god time and place and you did it on my birthday dinner
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5 years
when Jack Kennedy got shot but Jackie Kennedy didn’t get shot. that was a girl power moment.
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🙁
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@petercolada7
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Trust men or have a hairy chest 🫣
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4 years
Wandavision but she only had MTV2 growing up so her and Vision are doing Jackass and the cable censored version of Bring It On All or Nothing
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got complimented on my outfit within an inch of my life today (1 stranger said they liked my style)
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5 years
thinking about how much kids 2-6 go tf up for Olaf. that’s their Ariana Grande.
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3 years
it’s makeover day and tyra wants me to get circumsized
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2 years
siri play sexy drag queen by rupaul
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hii
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@alexinquotes
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Gay guys would fold for a man that looks like this: 🥸
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1 year
*violently bear faces your ass* with @geogre_j
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1 year
no Alanis Morissette, Thank U
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i’m an autumn
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let’s kill him
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1 year
torso update: approved for surgical removal
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yeah pretty twinkish lately
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1 year
happy international post a fat gay guy day
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🤭
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10 months
my celeb i’ve been told I look like is just this guy
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This affected me
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damn gotta do this again
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7 months
when one fat fuck falls a new fat fuck rises
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3 years
I took a personality test to test my personality
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🕊️
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your honor, :3
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