you: please don’t rap about having sex with fat gay guys at karaoke tonight
me: promise
me as soon as I’m handed the mic: and his cpap mask got me feeling kinda strange. I homewreck white bears like i’m climate change.
troye sivan got those twinks on loan from a humane twink enclosure that lets them run around in a big open warehouse and gain as much as 1 to 2 pounds in the winter months. but y’all don’t wanna talk about that…
job hirer: why should we hire you?
me: Job is one of my favorite tastes. Not only that but Labor smells amazing. It makes me go a little bit Detail-Oriented to be honest. Like, I cannot get it far enough down my Resume to be satisfied. When I sit back at my Desk and look up at y