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Paul Catrino Jr 🍝

@catrino93

2 years

What if we kissed in a northeast Philly pool? 💙

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Paul Catrino Jr 🍝

@catrino93

4 years

Where my anti-mask people at?

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2 years

@TaylorTwellman @ussoccer @OrlandoCitySC @SacRepublicFC @opencup updated

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Paul Catrino Jr 🍝

@catrino93

4 years

@steel8883 @realDonaldTrump @seanhannity @FoxNews Too bad 75 million people said otherwise

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@JohnFetterman ┏┓ ┃┃╱╲ In this ┃╱╱╲╲ house ╱╱╭╮╲╲ we love ▔▏┗┛▕▔& appreciate ╱▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔╲ John Fetterman ╱╱┏┳┓╭╮┏┳┓ ╲╲ ▔▏┗┻┛┃┃┗┻┛▕▔

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Paul Catrino Jr 🍝

@catrino93

3 years

Seeing Brenden and Mark come together is everything I needed from this night. They know how big this moment is and how hard they’ve worked to get here. Paying off in the biggest dividends. #DOOP #USMNT

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Paul Catrino Jr 🍝

@catrino93

5 years

Kyle O’Quinn is my new favorite human being. #Sixers

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Paul Catrino Jr 🍝

@catrino93

5 months

A Norwegian center back… to his Jamaican goalkeeper… in a Costa Rican storm… in an international competition… in their first game of the year… which they in fact won. @YenksAbroad time to retire. #DOOP

Yenks Abroad

@YenksAbroad

5 months

If you ever wonder why the #USMNT is forced to recruit from Europe, please watch this epic own goal. Major League Soccer’s 🇺🇸 world domination may not come as soon as we thought. #FootballNotSoccer

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Paul Catrino Jr 🍝

@catrino93

9 days

Born to dilly dally. Forced to lock in. #DOOP

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@catrino93

5 years

@rainnwilson Not classy enough. Here’s an idea though: a movie where someone is taken for the 4th time.

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Paul Catrino Jr 🍝

@catrino93

4 years

Boy, did the @PhilaUnion have themselves day on Twitter. #DOOP

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@catrino93

1 year

Kai Wagner learned real quick not question Cecily Tynan… ⛈️ #DOOP

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Paul Catrino Jr 🍝

@catrino93

5 months

I have truly met my comedic equal. 💀

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Paul Catrino Jr 🍝

@catrino93

6 years

@bydanielvictor Might as well miss the 95 exit and turn around...

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Paul Catrino Jr 🍝

@catrino93

4 years

The follow up is even sweeter. #WearAMask

Joseph Hoyt

@JoeJHoyt

4 years

@RexChapman Emily also had this follow-up video testing oxygen rate while moving with a mask on.

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@catrino93

4 years

@ky_philley “You have dark circles under your eyes honey bunny” Badge of honor at this point, Ma.

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Paul Catrino Jr 🍝

@catrino93

4 years

HEY sorry to interrupt but you need to appreciate the @NJGov page now.

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Paul Catrino Jr 🍝

@catrino93

3 years

“Beee beep boo boop, beep boop” - Clint Dempsey (2021) #USMNT

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@catrino93

4 years

@JoelEmbiid

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Paul Catrino Jr 🍝

@catrino93

6 years

@JoelEmbiid MOTHER EARTH

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Paul Catrino Jr 🍝

@catrino93

5 years

At this point, if you’re still swimming in Lake Lanier, you’re tilting to the other side of the natural selection process.

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Paul Catrino Jr 🍝

@catrino93

3 years

All you “this is cringe” plastics can take a lap. This is the passion you want from ownership. Have more fun. 🌳

Major League Soccer

@MLS

3 years

. @McConaughey has 'em fired up in Austin, alright.

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Paul Catrino Jr 🍝

@catrino93

6 years

@JoelEmbiid Sad Boston = Happy Philly

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Paul Catrino Jr 🍝

@catrino93

6 months

Working on this kit was a true honor. A return to club roots with modern flair and subtle Philly elements. It will draw its critiques, it will mean different things to different folks, but it is unapologetically a @PhilaUnion kit and one I’m proud to have had a hand in… #DOOP

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Paul Catrino Jr 🍝

@catrino93

5 years

It was so easy to see how much he meant to millions of people; yet so hard to understand why he was taken from us so soon. Never give up fighting because we all care if one more light goes out. Two years has already felt like an eternity. Forever in our ❤️ #RIPChesterBennington

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Paul Catrino Jr 🍝

@catrino93

6 years

@thewldmnd @NNinjx @ceo_rod15 @thealexpatel @SanicGTGF @DannyZirangua Mambo Mode #5

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Paul Catrino Jr 🍝

@catrino93

1 year

In 8 seasons of play, NYCFC has finished top 5 in the East seven times, runners up to Supporter’s Shield twice, an MLS Cup two years ago and an ECF appearance last year. Your adversity is a chipped pinky nail compared to other clubs. None of this is even close to “needed”…

NYCFC Forever Podcast

@NYCFCFOREVERPOD

1 year

Last night things got tense. Here’s a first account of what happened when Sands came over. Conversations needed to be had. let us know in the comments what you thought. Like the homie said: nothing against you bro, just gotta show it more! #nycfc #mls 📹: @doobie_rockz

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Paul Catrino Jr 🍝

@catrino93

7 years

@brfootball Someone Else...

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Paul Catrino Jr 🍝

@catrino93

5 years

After enduring a lot of sugar induced hangovers, expensive bar tabs and Excel nightmares, I have now officially tried enough spiked seltzer’s to pair them with every MLS team. Obviously this is very important information and the thread will begin once the EmergeC kicks in...

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Paul Catrino Jr 🍝

@catrino93

6 years

This @Eagles practice should go pretty well today. Told they'll be rolling out new orange dummies to hit all season long. #GoBirds 🦅

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Paul Catrino Jr 🍝

@catrino93

4 years

@Joshy_Black So light and elegant, yet a total fuck you tone. *chef’s kiss*

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Paul Catrino Jr 🍝

@catrino93

4 years

I heard everyone was looking for Philadelphia Union streams. #DOOP

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Paul Catrino Jr 🍝

@catrino93

2 years

@TheOliviaLux @kornbreadTMFS waiting for the reveal for it to never come was… something.

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Paul Catrino Jr 🍝

@catrino93

3 years

I’m gonna need everyone to shut the everliving fuck up about running Olivier Mbaizo out of town. Some of y’all never finished “handling reactionary emotions” school and it shows. #DOOP

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Paul Catrino Jr 🍝

@catrino93

4 years

The Philadelphia Union players are wearing jerseys with the names of African Americans killed at the hands of police. Under the numbers reads the inscription “one name, too many”. Powerful stuff from @PhilaUnion #DOOP

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Paul Catrino Jr 🍝

@catrino93

7 years

Eric Lichaj, Take a bow. 👏👏👏 #FACup 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

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Paul Catrino Jr 🍝

@catrino93

5 years

@GrittyNHL Oh look, another Gritty masterpiece.

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@catrino93

5 years

Bedoya calling out Congress on live TV in D.C. is my new brand. #DOOP

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Paul Catrino Jr 🍝

@catrino93

6 years

@wojespn @ZachLowe_NBA "During our son's games? Are you kiddin me Barb?!"

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Paul Catrino Jr 🍝

@catrino93

4 years

Twitter: Large crowds of masked citizens gathering in downtown Philadelphia. Fox News: OHHH BABY HERE WE GO! Philadelphia: 🤐✌️✊🏿✊🏾✊🏽✊🏼✊🏼 #BlackLivesMatter

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Paul Catrino Jr 🍝

@catrino93

3 months

The Raccoon Game - Benny Hill’d 🦝 @mark_mello818 have a night sir. #DOOP

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Paul Catrino Jr 🍝

@catrino93

4 years

OH MY LORD JAKOB GLESNES. #DOOP

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Paul Catrino Jr 🍝

@catrino93

3 years

“Where the hell is Liberty Bell?” #DOOP

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Paul Catrino Jr 🍝

@catrino93

5 years

@ShamsCharania My wife left me in a sign and trade.

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Paul Catrino Jr 🍝

@catrino93

5 months

Ok, but have they called him? #DOOP

José Roberto Nuñez

@JoserNunez91

5 months

🌧️🌧️ 🌧️ They are trying EVERYTHING to play this match. #doop #sounders

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Paul Catrino Jr 🍝

@catrino93

5 years

Recent reports have linked 21-year old Matej Oravec to the Philadelphia Union. Intriguing prospect given his versatility defensively and in the midfield. Not to mention clean finishing ability when in the final third. Slovakian Army knife. #DOOP

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Paul Catrino Jr 🍝

@catrino93

5 years

. @GrittyNHL is every friend that gets dragged to a rave and is just waiting for the drugs to kick in so he can have a good time. #DOOP #FlyOrDie 🎥 @BrotherlyGame (Insta)

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Paul Catrino Jr 🍝

@catrino93

5 years

These Machu Picchu jerseys are flat out amazing. Over $500 raised for @LivingHeartPeru thanks to the brilliant work of @IcarusFCPHL and @GusCamisetas . Not to mention: LLAMAS ON A DAMN SOCCER KIT! @The_Kitsman @phildelves 🦙⛰⚽️

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Paul Catrino Jr 🍝

@catrino93

7 years

A look into how @PhilaUnion soccer has helped strengthen the bond between children and their fathers. #DOOP @Sec215

Philadelphia Union: The Bond of Soccer on Father’s Day

How the Philadelphia Union became more than just a professional soccer team, but a connection between father's and their children

section215.com

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Paul Catrino Jr 🍝

@catrino93

3 years

I’m not crying… I’m weeping. #DOOP

Philadelphia Union

@PhilaUnion

3 years

@catrino93 it's beautiful 🥲

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@catrino93

5 years

@GrittyNHL

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@catrino93

4 years

@Readestates @quinnmusic @ethsosha @Rocksta70976449 @yoyotrav @kanyewest This is pathetic lol

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Paul Catrino Jr 🍝

@catrino93

2 years

The analysis we deserved 🔞 #DOOP

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Paul Catrino Jr 🍝

@catrino93

4 months

@DylanNicol All this talk of beauty and grace and here you are being everything but… everything Sapphira would never do in response ☕️

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Paul Catrino Jr 🍝

@catrino93

3 months

Attempted assault in broad daylight. 1700 block Sansom St. Woman screaming “he’s trying to r*pe me!” Man’s got mace on him. @PhillyPolice

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Paul Catrino Jr 🍝

@catrino93

5 months

Any other CONCACAF announcer: “Rainy evening here in Chester. McGlynn with a lovely ball over the top.” #DOOP @GDMetellus8 :

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Paul Catrino Jr 🍝

@catrino93

3 years

The JungBull has never looked better. @AaronsonBrenden finally getting to rock his @IcarusFCphl “Forever Philly” kit. Hope you and the family enjoy looking cool and staying even cooler this summer 👊 #DOOP #OneOfUs

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Paul Catrino Jr 🍝

@catrino93

4 years

Bout to simulate an entire Union season with Ray Gaddis at every position... I miss soccer THAT much... #DOOP

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Paul Catrino Jr 🍝

@catrino93

6 years

My Lord. Take a bow @mosalah #LIVROM

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@catrino93

2 months

Curtin: We need someone who can score Baribo: Oh, I can do that…

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Paul Catrino Jr 🍝

@catrino93

3 months

Went in while they were sleeping, pushed them out and threw their stuff in a dumpster. Cowards. Absolute cowards. #UPenn 🇵🇸

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@catrino93

6 years

@samhinkie *whispers* I'll see you at the parade

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@catrino93

6 months

@bellabaxxter They should make a movie about this…

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@catrino93

6 years

@wojespn Just dropping off Embiid’s Chick-fil-A

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Paul Catrino Jr 🍝

@catrino93

1 year

Seeing it in person didn’t do it justice. Leveraging of body weight against Quinton, presence of mind to hit that spin button twice and confidence to split the pass between three guys. Joaquin Torres knows what he wants to do; and does it well. #DOOP

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Paul Catrino Jr 🍝

@catrino93

2 years

WE ARE ALL WITNESS TO THE BRENDEN AARONSON SHOW. 🐐

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Paul Catrino Jr 🍝

@catrino93

1 year

Fine, I’ll do it myself… #DOOP

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Paul Catrino Jr 🍝

@catrino93

4 years

“If you’re not for equality for all human beings you shouldn’t come to the stadium.” - Jim Curtin #DOOP

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Paul Catrino Jr 🍝

@catrino93

3 years

José Martínez featured in @PhilaUnionII ’s 4-0 win against Real Central yesterday; which means that there’s a young group of NJ players seriously reconsidering their careers in soccer / are now scared of wizards with bleached hair. #DOOP

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Paul Catrino Jr 🍝

@catrino93

1 year

Color me impressed… El Brujo is on 🔥 #PHIvNYC

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Paul Catrino Jr 🍝

@catrino93

4 years

An ode to one of our own without a hint of red or cows. The JungBull kit pays homage to Medford Messi going abroad in a truly Philly kit that everyone can enjoy and afford ($45*) Fill out the form below and grab yourself another @IcarusFCphl collaboration for the new year. #DOOP

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Paul Catrino Jr 🍝

@catrino93

3 months

@PhilaParking @ianfromphilly Or… send someone there maybe?

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Paul Catrino Jr 🍝

@catrino93

6 years

PSA to all the triggered Union fans regarding the new mascot: It was advertised as being FOR KIDS, primarily designed BY KIDS and made to appeal mainly TO KIDS. Find your butthurt middle-aged self something else to complain about; bad mascots don’t prevent playoff berths. #DOOP

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Paul Catrino Jr 🍝

@catrino93

4 years

@espn @phillysoccerpg Don’t mind me. Just here to quietly judge all the racists in the comments.

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Paul Catrino Jr 🍝

@catrino93

3 years

@watke_ Lemme stop ya right there chief.

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Paul Catrino Jr 🍝

@catrino93

4 years

I don’t know what would posses Marco Fabian to think this was a good idea but, just for reference, this was not a good idea. #DOOP

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Paul Catrino Jr 🍝

@catrino93

3 years

Brenden Aaronson at the death to beat Barcelona… is not something I thought I’d casually tweet on a Wednesday. #DOOP

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Paul Catrino Jr 🍝

@catrino93

7 years

Would pay top dollar for this holographic Stu. @LeBatardShow @MichaelRyanRuiz

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Paul Catrino Jr 🍝

@catrino93

4 years

You be the judge. Get off your ass and do your goddamn job @PROreferees #PHIvORL

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Paul Catrino Jr 🍝

@catrino93

2 years

Yeah I’ll take “Things that absolutely didn’t happen” for $1,000, Josh. #DOOP

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Paul Catrino Jr 🍝

@catrino93

3 years

These neon installations at Subaru Park are said to be fixtures within the stadium year round. @PhilaUnion are creating quite the environment for their fortress in Chester. #DOOP ⚡️

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Paul Catrino Jr 🍝

@catrino93

7 years

@samhinkie

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@catrino93

4 years

In 2019, Bernardo Silva broke the Premier League record of distance covered in a single match. The figure measured out to be 8.5 miles; the exact same distance Aaronson covered against LAFC on Sunday. #DOOP

Philadelphia Union

@PhilaUnion

4 years

Who leads @MLS in total ground covered in a single match this year?? Brenden, of course 👉 1️⃣3️⃣,7️⃣7️⃣0️⃣Meters at LAFC #DOOP | @AaronsonBrenden

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Paul Catrino Jr 🍝

@catrino93

3 years

The path to the cup will roll through Chester, Pennsylvania. What a time. #DOOP

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Paul Catrino Jr 🍝

@catrino93

4 months

The incident in question… Match between Union and Flamengo U17’s was heated from the jump, but this behavior is ridiculous and MLS’ accountability on matters like these will continue to be scrutinized should they continue to “no comment” themselves into the ground. #DOOP

MLS Communications

@MLS_PR

4 months

A statement from MLS NEXT:

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Paul Catrino Jr 🍝

@catrino93

3 years

Jim Curtin all but confirming noon start time for playoffs: “Reward for finishing 2nd place in the East? Eggs and bacon for your pregame meal! 😜 Also finding out through the MLS app that doesn’t work 95% of the time was a touch of class.” (via Instagram) #DOOP

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Paul Catrino Jr 🍝

@catrino93

3 years

It is my pleasure to introduce something I’ve been working on for quite awhile; Philly’s newest soccer club. @SerotoninSoccer is a squad committed to mental health awareness, camaraderie and enjoying all this beautiful game has to offer. Follow us and let the journey begin. ⚽️

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Paul Catrino Jr 🍝

@catrino93

2 years

@heysalem @srodulvss letting you off with a warning. #Marciax3

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@catrino93

4 years

Union officially locking in José Martinez with team options for 2023 and 2024. Could not ask for more in a deal with a player of El Brujo’s ability. #DOOP

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Paul Catrino Jr 🍝

@catrino93

4 years

If you’re still awake: congrats on watching one of the craziest @MLS games in recent memory. Huge result for Philly, but any side could’ve won this game by inches. Cheers everyone. #DOOP

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Paul Catrino Jr 🍝

@catrino93

7 years

"When in NY" .... Drink a lot?... When in NY? 😂🍺 #ilovetypos

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@catrino93

4 months

The @brIdge__brIgade just out here having fun and giving these @PhilaUnionII players the support they deserve. The kids are truly alright. #DOOP

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Paul Catrino Jr 🍝

@catrino93

4 years

The Philadelphia Union have won their first game in the #MLSisBack tournament and you can thank Andre Blake for being an absolute brick wall to keep it that way. A young team led by their vets with a lot to prove. #DOOP

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Paul Catrino Jr 🍝

@catrino93

2 years

Hello, Leeds United? I regret to inform you that the price has indeed gone up. #DOOP

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@catrino93

3 months

@Jake_FrieI People called me crazy when I said water was wet.

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@catrino93

6 years

@SmittyBarstool My wife just left me for Gritty and I’m ok.

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Paul Catrino Jr 🍝

@catrino93

5 years

Happy to announce I’ve joined the @phillysoccerpg team for this upcoming Union season. Looking forward to diving into pieces outside of the box and continuing covering this team with some of the best writers and editors in Philadelphia. Big things coming in 2020 #DOOP #PSP

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@catrino93

4 years

Spoke with Matej Oravec last night who cleared the air on the whole #SEXYSZN trend. A genuine mistake on his end in trying to say “successful” season. When asked if it was the best mistake he’s ever made, he responded: “If the fans are happy, then I’m happy!” Legend. 🐍 #DOOP

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@catrino93

3 months

welcome to club @money #DOOP

Philadelphia Union

@PhilaUnion

3 months

Philadelphia Union acquire $350k in 2025 GAM from Nashville SC in exchange for a 2024 international roster slot and a 2025 international roster slot. 📝 #DOOP

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