Ok no Chappell is like sooooooooooooooooo sweeetie pie. When she cried on stage at gov ball i was sobbing so hard. And she really is in her womanness. Shes like Stevie nicks, rocky horror, Joan Jett, Teena Marie, Belinda Carlisle all in one. Most excited for the Teena Marie of it
I’m so sick of people who have never worked in a bar or restaurant giving their two cents on things they know nothing about…girl if you have something to say clock in and grab me a bucket of ice and then maybe I’ll listen to you
Being gay is so annoying why did I say “have a goodnight my divalicious divas” to my table instead of simply saying “thank you, enjoy the rest of your evening”
I hate when straight people come into the dolphin like why did some guy just say to me “the tab is under Brooks, like Garth Brooks” do I look like I know tf what that means
THAT’S RIGHT NEW YORK 🗽🏙️ You just felt a GIRTHquake 😳 with a VAGnitude 🫦🌹 of 4.8 🙌🏼 on the DICKter scale.😈🍆 Your bed was ROCKING💥your ass was SHAKING🌀all because Planet Earth’s 🌎fault lines are SO TIGHT 😵💫🤫
Working in the service industry is so fucked up like why did someone tell me they were allergic to ice and I just had to smile and act like everything was okay
Bad news is I’ve been so depressed recently 😔 good news is in a week I move into a 2 bedroom apartment by myself in my ideal neighborhood that I never would’ve imagined I would be able to afford 😌
Why all my exes decide to stop being trash after we break up? Like oh we’re not together anymore so you’re going to stop doing coke at noon on tuesdays and start a non profit instead?
Let the record state that I was eating a homemade vanilla panna cotta with a drizzle of aged tahitian vanilla balsamic vinegar over it while trump got shot