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minions apologist he/him

Philadelphia, PA
Joined January 2010
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@DylanNicol
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I think Rupaul should stay out of Philadelphia for a while…probably not in her best interest
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No shade imma shove the liberty bell up rupauls ass
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My boyfriend was in the top on dragula season 6 episode 2 so watch how you speak to me
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Who brought their cat to the dolphin? 😭
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Somehow this is tabus fault
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Looking for 15-30 hot Philadelphians to recreate the 360 music video at dirty franks please hmu if ur interested
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@DylanNicol
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8 months
Living in Philadelphia is so unserious like why did we just get high and go see the liberty bell
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I know her publicist is the most evil twink you could ever meet
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The official TikTok account for Kamala Harris’ presidential run has shared a video featuring Chappell Roan’s “Femininomenon.”
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Rupaul I’m about to frack you
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@DylanNicol
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This is hanging up in my 7 year old nieces bedroom
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@DylanNicol
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Bello! It’s my birthday!
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My self worth is based solely on how much I can steal from the grocery store
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@DylanNicol
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Bean
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@DylanNicol
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The C in XCX stands for crocs
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@DylanNicol
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If you’re at franky Bradley’s and forgot to put on deodorant come find me! I’m happy to help!
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The Azealia Banks seal of approval is crazy
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Ok no Chappell is like sooooooooooooooooo sweeetie pie. When she cried on stage at gov ball i was sobbing so hard. And she really is in her womanness. Shes like Stevie nicks, rocky horror, Joan Jett, Teena Marie, Belinda Carlisle all in one. Most excited for the Teena Marie of it
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Me when I can’t get a seat at Snatcharella 3000
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5 years
Y’all mind if I just leave this here..🤔
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@DylanNicol
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6 years
When your FBI agent runs out of ideas to share with Facebook for suggested advertisements
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@DylanNicol
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Me when I’m blonde
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@DylanNicol
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No like my landlord has the mind of a mastermind
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manifesting 😌 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 Spring breakers 🕯 Featuring 🕯 Kesha 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯
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@DylanNicol
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Tmoms pickletini so good I had to ride it
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@DylanNicol
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5 years
Pick your ATC Kid ™ quarantine house!
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@DylanNicol
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WHY CANT WE HAVE ANYTHING
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I LOVE LIVING IN PHILADELPHIA AND BEING QUEER
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@DylanNicol
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Y’all remember when I was tumblr famous? That was crazy
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Angel of my dreams kind of the national anthem for Philadelphia Pennsylvania
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@DylanNicol
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remember when someone hacked my instagram and posted pictures of horses and kept referring to them as whitney but all were different horses
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Bowl of rice with stuff on top you will always be famous
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@DylanNicol
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8 months
Can’t wait to tell my grandchildren about what I went through trying to get into the Charli XCX boiler room
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@DylanNicol
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6 years
I didnt fuck a minion. I didnt cum on a minion. I didnt put my dick anywhere near a minion. I’ve never done anything weird with a minion.
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Girl look how blonde you fucking look girl
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Icon Ebony Fierce is the closest thing Philadelphia has to Princess Diana
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@DylanNicol
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6 years
Okay over the past 3 days I’ve met way too many people who don’t know what this is someone please revive my faith in humanity
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michelle obama should start twerking during the middle of the debate
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Me and @meghanlucey took prom pics the other night http://t.co/2xP3VkmXJj
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It’s crazy to believe that Tila Tequila was the first bisexual person ever
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No shade how does one get out of the service industry when you literally don’t have experience doing anything else 😭
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6 years
After being a server/bartender for 5 years I’ve reached my peak. Someone finally wrote a bad yelp review about my rude ass.
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Okay oomfs how does July 23rd at 1pm sound?
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What if I rented out a movie theatre for 1-40 people to see the Barbie movie
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Getting married at 21 sounds a lot like leaving a party at 9:30
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1 year
omw to the no loads refused grimace gone wild rave
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@DylanNicol
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I’m so sick of people who have never worked in a bar or restaurant giving their two cents on things they know nothing about…girl if you have something to say clock in and grab me a bucket of ice and then maybe I’ll listen to you
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Just quit my job 🫶
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1 year
the club is bumping, the ladies look good, and the alcohol is flowing there is much pain in this world, but not in this room
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I was born in the right generation, I love charging my toothbrush from my MacBook
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@DylanNicol
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11 years
Just rolled a blunt while pooping in a mcdonalds bathroom in times square #ilovemylife
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3 years
I can’t believe I went from being tumblr famous to work in a restaurant…the way I flopped
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2 years
Can’t believe nobody is in love with me
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It’s gay guy Friday :/
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Being gay is so annoying why did I say “have a goodnight my divalicious divas” to my table instead of simply saying “thank you, enjoy the rest of your evening”
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@DylanNicol
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Going to walmart like this http://t.co/KvJjX4Qg5W
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1 year
I hate when straight people come into the dolphin like why did some guy just say to me “the tab is under Brooks, like Garth Brooks” do I look like I know tf what that means
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THAT’S RIGHT NEW YORK 🗽🏙️ You just felt a GIRTHquake 😳 with a VAGnitude 🫦🌹 of 4.8 🙌🏼 on the DICKter scale.😈🍆 Your bed was ROCKING💥your ass was SHAKING🌀all because Planet Earth’s 🌎fault lines are SO TIGHT 😵‍💫🤫
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If you sit outside at a restaurant and make someone serve you in the pouring rain you are not seeing heaven
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Bartending as a form of self harm
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Watching unemployed oomfs going on European vacations meanwhile I’m in Philadelphia
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Theres nothing to lock the bathroom stall door so i'm using a wad of cash #SCSUproblems http://t.co/VNM0iDgWsu
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Sue Sylvester created corona virus so that New Directions couldn’t preform at regionals.
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Charli XCX boiler room at Walmart pier?
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One thing about me is I will use whatever is within reach as a bookmark
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I’m literally at the grocery store wearing a shirt that says “don’t talk to me I’m hungover” and someone asked me if I worked here.
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me and oomfs leaving the bjork dj set last night
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It’s been 1 year since I kicked a man down the stairs of a subway platform ❤️
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Working in the service industry is so fucked up like why did someone tell me they were allergic to ice and I just had to smile and act like everything was okay
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Me when I -
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9 years
How am I supposed to feel about the fact that when I google image search "Emo scene boys" a picture of myself pops up?
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I can’t escape my demons
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2010 was a weird time for me
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Okay my Airbnb in Paris is that bitch I knew she was going to be
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Bad news is I’ve been so depressed recently 😔 good news is in a week I move into a 2 bedroom apartment by myself in my ideal neighborhood that I never would’ve imagined I would be able to afford 😌
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No but I did get fucked in the ass while the SVU episode where she portrays Casey Anthony played in the background.
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This is what I get for not taking the subway to work this morning
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Just searched my dads arrest records to find his birthday because I didn’t want to ask anyone in my family
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Forgot that inside the icon there’s still a young girl from Middletown Delaware
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CAN WE HAVE ONE HOLIDAY WITHOUT MAKING A CAKE FOR JESUS http://t.co/CTfYhJoKIz
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This guy is ignoring my texts, I guess I’m just a...
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Watching a movie with my son
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Solar eclipse mid as hell
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i accidently just sat on my dog cause she blends in with the couch http://t.co/Sh1qT2BE
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Should we do a little key? Should we have a little witch finger?
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Need to get a slutty little tattoo before summer no shade
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If you voted for Donald Trump, you’re a fucking loser!
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I Identify myself as.. http://t.co/GhCzlXjZp2
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My boyfriend texted my mom to say happy thanksgiving and this was her response
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2 years
Took an add*rall and now I’m taking measurements of everything in the dolphin (the hot dog roller is 23in wide)
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Made it to Buffalo Wild Wings
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Lowkey I need to go to Buffalo Wild Wings soon
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I’m done letting 24 y/o guys with receeding hairlines hurt my feelings
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Someone wrote a bad review about me at my job and called me “middle aged” I’M 28 YEARS OLD LMFAOOOOO
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Why all my exes decide to stop being trash after we break up? Like oh we’re not together anymore so you’re going to stop doing coke at noon on tuesdays and start a non profit instead?
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I’m tri bi bipolar, bisexual(debatable), biphobic
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PLEASE THIS IS INSANE IM SO OBSESSED WITH IT
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Let the record state that I was eating a homemade vanilla panna cotta with a drizzle of aged tahitian vanilla balsamic vinegar over it while trump got shot
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6 months
Been doing some research and I have found that going out and having three drinks with your friends can change the trajectory of your life
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2 years
Someone legitimately just tried to order “Tito’s and soda but instead of club soda can I have seltzer” I can’t live this way much longer
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My managers response
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Me when there’s a chicken in my bed
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On vacation
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