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Fictional cartoon attorney. Parody account. I love coffee and movies. Some people call me Phil

Sweden
Joined March 2021
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Harvey Birbman
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Since my original account @hundsnus was reinstated I'm tweeting over there nowadays!
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Based Dolph keeps posting redpills about Sweden 🇸🇪
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reminder
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Who is even the “big 3?”
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The most extreme communists often come from wealthy backgrounds. It's how they think money is unlimited
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Hasan Piker is a trust fund baby? 😳
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Are... Are zoomers retarded
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𝐋𝐨𝐰 𝐏𝐨𝐥𝐲 𝐃𝐞𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧
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Imagine buying the Diddy Kong Racing's OST CD and it blowing up your goddamn tray-based disc player because it was shaped like Diddy's head
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"Whoa... Atlantis needs ME?"
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Alpine Rockhead 🗿✹
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Jason Momoa looks exactly like Sam Hyde now
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@ampol_moment Abe did it before Trump. Why is this part always left out?
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Gandalf returning to middle-earth for the Amazon series:
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@GamesNosh Cyberpunk did it well
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Gm
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@AbeLopezAuthor @comfyfugitive @UncutLifter
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@KenobiStig @GHHILL1911 Or played the games.
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. @TitlesInMedia
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I now have a crush on the woman in the video thanks for sharing
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Wtf is wrong with the zoomers
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I’ve had this weird thought for years: When revisiting an old game, do you ever feel like you’re being watched? I know this has been expressed with old source game maps, but I just get this from old video games in general. Feels like I’m entering a ghost town. (1/5)
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@CannotHaveSex Lmao she's adorable! That's overrating?!
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@ecto_fun Lmao that midsentence zoom cut
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@DeIudedShaniqwa
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@mask_bastard
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We're all plunging headlong into death
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Got myself a job, contract signed
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@emilykschrader So now you care
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@casualarrested And I believe her first line chronologically to him in season 4 was calling him "anustart" (narrator: "and she hadn't even seen the license plate")
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I worked from home today so that I could accept a FedEx delivery. Just got a text message about them having been here and I wasn't home
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True dat!
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@MelonieMac If you eat meat, you value taste over an animal’s life.
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In case it motivates me to lose weight, I'm sharing today's with the world: 110 kg / 243 lbs
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Hey does anyone want coffee?
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@MysteryGrove "this future SUCKS!" - space jockey engineer man
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Hey remember when you completely ruined it with the only girl who will ever love you
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Gn
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Went out drinking. Actually talked to girl who was there alone, she enjoyed my company. Talked almost an hour before she asked my age and all interest disappeared. Apparently I'm old.
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Trying this on my next interview
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GM frens
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GM, it is my birthday
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down 4.5 kgs the past 4.5 weeks
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Wondering if it's even white boy summer this year
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@visegrad24 Who cares, get over it. If you didn't want it to be a tourist attraction, don't make it a tourist attraction.
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It's been 5 years today. RIP Sky King.
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@HarmlessYardDog Men host podcast, women most affected
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If he just renamed the site to Sneeder, posts became sneeds and you could resneed or quote resneed, then I would forgive everything
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This tweet was posted 30 years ago today
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They're gonna light the ship aflame as it sinks huh
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Silver Surfer In Marvel's 'Fantastic Four' MCU Reboot Reportedly A Woman:
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@NormCruise @normmacdonald Now how will we know if it's really him tweeting
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Dad's going into surgery tomorrow morning, hope everything goes well
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@s4m31p4n No one has ever watched that show since Jon Stewart left. Don't tell Trevor
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Happy Halloween! 🎃
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Is nicotine really that good
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It's funny how some people use the internet to lie. For me it's the only place I tell the truth.
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@queasy_f_bby @pugmane She's the best one they ever had in front of the camer-ah
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@NoContextBrits American so sad make him stop crying 😢
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@zerohedge Lol it's not 1995 anymore. Everyone on welfare has a smartphone
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The rumors are true. I'm making big spaghett again
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@MKUltraMoney Based. Rude guy had it coming
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@SullyDucksworth It's a shame race statistics are illegal here, would love to see the stats for Sweden
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@JackWilliamRtF @incel_baby @yoshexe @viperwave Nothing beats this
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@spectatorindex
The Spectator Index
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BREAKING: 61 migrants die in shipwreck off the coast of Libya
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I want Orson Welles cereal
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Dad just called, he'd been to hospital. He could potentially have prostate cancer, but more tests needed...
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Tonight's kino
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I am so ashamed of my life. I'm glad I don't really have any contact with old friends because I'd just be embarrassed. The loss of potential depresses me so much
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Happy to announce my new partnership with BURGER and FRENCH FRIES, can't wait to show you what we have planned!
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Won't you join us at the tavern, fren
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Oh it's sunny and nice out? I wouldn't know, I'm playing the remake of one of my favorite games from 18 years ago
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Today is one of the most important holidays here in Sweden! Happy Midsummer, folks! 🇸🇪
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@BBGVisualData
Bloomberg Graphics
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Four years after the start of Covid, a disturbing pattern is emerging: Not only did it result in the most deaths in a century, but it also triggered deadly waves of heart disease and stroke. Scientists are trying to figure out why. 🔗🫀📈:
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at home rn
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GM I just slept for 10 hours
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Oh no the sun is big? This changes everything
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Curiosity
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A gentle reminder.
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Happy Easter (art by FrogRampant)
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GM I will forever be alone
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Oh no pebis truck in the swamp :(
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Got an email about high paying job in America. In Southern California...
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Watching John Wick 4 and damn, it's even worse than 3
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I didn't really achieve anything this year. Now it's over. Bye 2023, not gonna miss ya
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Well today my weight was exactly the same
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In case it motivates me to lose weight, I'm sharing today's with the world: 110 kg / 243 lbs
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The days of me buying potato chips, ice cream, chocolate etc is OVER
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Oh wow what have we here?
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GM
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@JUSTcatmeme
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Netflix said they didn't renew Mindhunter because it cost too much. I call BS. They didn't renew it because it is all about the clear link between deviant behavior and murderous tendencies. And deviant behavior is now called diversity and inclusion, so you can't have that.
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They're doing this to me tomorrow
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Too many blackpills on the TL pls post animals
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@TheEcho13 Based
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"YOU CAN'T JUST STAY COZY ALL THE TIME!"
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The whole trailer for the movie was so funny: >"The Nazis are building a bomb" >"we need to beat the Nazis at building this bomb" >bombs Japan
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The Fauxy
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BREAKING : Japan bans #Oppenheimer
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Trump’s exclusivity contract with Truth Social ends tomorrow. Twitter, get ready to rock and roll
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Enjoying some coffee out of my new @ControlRemedy mug
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