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Abe Lopez, Author
5 days
“A king must be unafraid of burning jesters in order to keep his kingdom. Kings who lower themselves to the level of these vermin become food for vermin soon enough. Great men must know their greatness, must accept it wholly if they are to attain the shield of providence.
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@AMAZlNGNATURE It’s Italian 🤌
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This one’s so good it should be illegal
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@BNONews Another example of Boeing not having a Goodyear
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The next time Kyle goes on vacation
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“Have the Hallways stopped beeping, Clarice?”
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3 years
Little by little then all at once
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@ibramxk Unrelated image
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@UncutLifter Related image:
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@joerogan Related
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@HeylKatme “We can pick up Gollum on waivers for next to nothing.” “Gollum? That dude’s ancient, his hitting is so hot and cold it’s bipolar, and..” “And no one chases a ring better.”
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Turns out Canada was that nice neighbor that always helped out at the bake sale while he had bodies hidden in his crawl space
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@LibertyCappy Little by little then all at once
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@NBA Here’s a thread of the Peaceful Protests on the nights before:
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Andy Ngo 🏳️‍🌈
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The trial of accused teen shooter Kyle #Rittenhouse in #Kenosha , Wisc. has brought in a new round of gaslighting mainstream press coverage that obfuscates how violent the BLM-Antifa riots were there. Video by @Julio_Rosas11 :
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@GOVUK A government that has ZERO fear of citizens sends out a post like this You see now why the Second Amendment is baked into our national identity, Brits?
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@stone_toss Check that guy’s hard drive
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@LibertyCappy There still is a reason
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@reddit_lies What actually happened (And yes it should be “fallacy”)
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@ATFHQ Never Forget
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@disclosetv Word Games with Tax Dollars
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@axios Onto the Next Thing
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@Grand_handsomer Updated Signs coming soon
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@HymenReaper He’s constantly late because no matter where he goes he always takes the Third Right
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@Stone_tossers That’s Deep, man 😂
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@alexfeinberg1 Yup And how did we get from “what happens in our bedroom is our business” and “they just want to get married!” To Publicly accepting a term like “minor attracted person” and “Drag queen story hour”? Little by little then all at once
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@jondelarroz Tangentially related
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I only work with what they give me
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@InternetH0F “We don’t called them Colored People anymore, Cap. We’re much more civilized and Progressive.” “Ok, what do you call them?” “People of Color.”
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“Did the cop shooting at acorns or that guy blazing himself for Palestine happen first? And was that before we found out Travis was pregnant with Taylor’s baby?” - All of us later this year
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@MattWalshBlog Live look at Henry:
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@JackPosobiec All apologies
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@bog_beef Woman sleeping with her boss takes credit for work a bunch of men did The Disney movie about her will he called “Hidden Fingers”
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@Rothmus “You know what they call a Quarter Pounder with cheese in fair Verona?”
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@MythinformedMKE “The Science it Set.” - Guy whose entire argument is based on models
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@BGOnTheScene “Go back to where you came from!!” “Mexico?” “No, Texas. What do take me for some kind of racist?”
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@libsoftiktok @TaylerUSA Remember “we just want to get married like anyone else” And “What happens in our bedroom is no one’s business”?
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@DefiantLs Deception is what they do in the guise of Information
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@UpdatingOnRome “ARE YOU NOT LOVIN’ IT?!?”
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@ZubyMusic @TheEconomist “Shutting down the Economy, gutting small businesses, and Printing money by the Trillions has unexpected consequences.” - Common Sense Magazine
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@jk_rowling Predators go to where the prey is They use camouflage to their advantage And they pick off the undefended and the weak They’ll keep doing this as long as they’re allowed Whether it’s as a priest or a drag queen
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@JackPosobiec Tangentially related
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We need a new hybrid term for what we’re seeing from the Harris camp Might I make a suggestion:
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@MarinaMedvin Just a reminder
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@DelusionPosting *Taps the Sign*
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@greg_price11 “Look, the past 2 years of this administration has been a daily train wreck. Why are you hassling me about it now?”
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@Rothmus One of them mistook the Captain’s quarters for the poop deck
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@smcroasters It’s disarming in a way
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“DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM? TAYLOR SWIFT’S BOYFRIEND! EVER HEARD OF HER?!?!?”
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@EricAbbenante RW Aragorn: “They’re called The Tranzgul” RW Frodo: “What are they?” RWA: “They were once men.”
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@TheBabylonBee The difference is the blue collar worker still has a job
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@CaudilloXIV Colloquially known as a Norway José
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“Have the Hallways stopped beeping, Clarice?”
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@kos_data She Singa Lipa now, amirite
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@fesshole Nice post Rhonda Grousey
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@jordanbpeterson Who knows 🤷🏼
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@unusual_whales Unrelated image
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Completely unrelated . @JackPosobiec
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“DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM? TAYLOR SWIFT’S BOYFRIEND! EVER HEARD OF HER?!?!?”
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@NoContextBrits ‘at’s massive cope, innit?
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Yo Mrs President I heard you like Venn Diagrams
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@iamyesyouareno Her son’s name will be Kevin (abuela will say “Kebeen”) He will look like Standard White Dude with a +10 Spanish Language skills
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@elonmusk @QuetzalPhoenix @4n4lisis It’s because schools no longer teach How to Think They teach What to Think Binary Thinking instead of Critical Thinking (A Feature not a Bug of the current education system as it makes young people easier to control)
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@TheDemocrats Or, hear me out
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Yo Mrs President I heard you like Venn Diagrams
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@ProjectLincoln Literally from your guy’s “Day One” Agrnda, geniuses
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“If my wife brings home a fella of African persuasion and gets to know him in the biblical sense as I sit and watch in my recliner because that what she wants, well that’s just what I’ll do. It’s called being a good husband to a strong independent woman who’s every bit my equal.”
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@stone_toss Unrelated
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@samanthajgross “If they’re not mowing They must be going.” - Official Martha’s Vineyard Hispanic Policy
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@UpdatingOnRome They refer to the General Secretary of China as Eleven Jinping
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@FuckKoroks Easy explanation
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@reddit_lies *Taps the Sign*
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@UpdatingOnRome Give ‘er the ol’ Schlieffen Plan
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@AHandyGingerGal If you use the word “Colonizer” unironically, we can’t be friends
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@DefiyantlyFree The Curse of Plenty They’ve forgotten (or choose to forget) the struggle that previous generations went through to provide what they now take for granted
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@PGATUOR Happy: “What’s your handicap?” Tiger: “Blondes”
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@libsoftiktok Here’s her ride:
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@elonmusk BREAKING NEWS: A burst pipe has been reported at Twitter HQ. No word on how it will affect this poll at 3am. Unrelated Venn Diagram
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@TheBabylonBee “Elephant in the room?!? Is that a jab at Ganesha?!?” - @VivekGRamaswamy
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@realchrisrufo Why isn’t this being reported as an Insurrection worse than 9/11? Oh, right…
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@libsoftiktok You see…
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@thedebralea Here’s an explanation
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@ZubyMusic All pronouns boil down to She(ep)/Her(d)
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@FistedFoucault @QuetzalPhoenix Deleted this one yesterday
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@pegobry_en Wonder why Patton Oswalt delete this after 5 years? Weird 🤔
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@JoeConchaTV Unrelated image
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@iamyesyouareno Revoke their passport while they’re on vacation
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@libsoftiktok Predators go to where the prey is They use camouflage to their advantage And they pick off the undefended and the weak They’ll keep doing this as long as they’re allowed
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@KeithOlbermenns Phrasing! Have some class Keith
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Yo Mrs President I heard you like Venn Diagrams
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@ZubyMusic @timjacobwise “Antiracism educator” 😂 what a tool
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@TheBabylonBee “You get Juan! And you get Juan! And you get Juan!”
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@EndWokeness Good on ya mates
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@JackPosobiec Y’all remember “Believe all women”?
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@TRHLofficial “But, chief, how are going to get the press to go along with this ridiculousness?” Pause *room explodes into laughter*
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