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@carey_fortson

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Host of The Paper Plate Boy Podcast. Co-Host of The Coach and Juice Podcast. Kasolife. #ThisThatLifeBigBaby

Longview/Dallas
Joined June 2017
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@carey_fortson
The Bad Guy
2 years
I ain’t gone lie. ESPN act like Jalen Rose ain’t hold them down during them “weird” years. Cause they act like he the 6th man now. He don’t be on none the good slots.
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@carey_fortson
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2 years
@kingkongdonkey7 Already graduated. Twice…. It’s twitter. Not grammar school.
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2 years
@fatbellybella “Here I Go, Here I Go”
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3 years
@ThaGod_Canon @wizkhalifa lol no Diddy disqualified. Too much spray
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@carey_fortson
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3 years
Big 30 💪🏽😎🐐😈🎂🧁
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@carey_fortson
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10 months
32!!!! Walk wit me! 12/05/91
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@carey_fortson
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2 years
😂😂😂😂 and yall hate this man??? That’s wild.
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@carey_fortson
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5 months
Got my first big catering gig. TTLBB!!!
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@carey_fortson
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5 months
Man our daughter is perfect. Life changer
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@carey_fortson
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3 years
Reloaded.
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2 years
Im gone keep refreshing my app until I see “Foxworth Friday” @bomani_jones
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@carey_fortson
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3 years
I was raised in chaos, so when i say don’t yell at me. Please do not raise yo mfn voice. That shit is triggering
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@carey_fortson
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2 years
@mrjaredtomlin It’s ESPN bruh. Yea we got more outlets. But it’s still ESPN… let’s not act like that channel don’t come with basic cable for a reason. It’s kinda standard if that makes sense
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@carey_fortson
The Bad Guy
3 years
Don’t turn a extra positive interview by @DezBryant into a negative. By trying to turn us against each other. We do this every time. I’m on the side of black and proud. 💪🏽✊🏽💯🐐
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@carey_fortson
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2 years
This interview for this manager position got me a lil nervous. Not my arena. But I think imma be Aite
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@carey_fortson
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1 year
Mr.Brewer dying got me a lil off no lie. That’s a super hero in human form
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@carey_fortson
The Bad Guy
1 year
My life right now is so peaceful and stressful at the same time. I love it though. Cause really that stress is the pressure a real man put on himself, cause he want more for his family. Put yo mfn Big boy pants on and get to it. TTLBB #DatRite
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@carey_fortson
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3 years
Congrats to kinfolk @JalenHale8 on breaking the record as a junior. The best to ever do it! Finish strong 💪🏽. Go Lobos big baby. Aaarrroooo!!!
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@carey_fortson
The Bad Guy
3 years
Now the morning really starting… no need for coffee @JoeBuddenPod @parksmusic @OfficiallyIce @ThatsThatIsh @JoeBudden
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@carey_fortson
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1 year
Lawd have mercy! He gone be a mfn monster!!!
@MrJDavis96
Juwan Davis
1 year
Longview 2028 6’2 160lb WR Jaden Hurndon @JadenH_D1 looks great!! The young man can play WR, RB, and Safety!! He is Tough and Physically with speed! Hurndon has been averaging 2 TDs and 100+ yards a game this 8th grade season. A NAME TO KNOW❗️🚨
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@carey_fortson
The Bad Guy
3 years
I got a new car… but it ain’t mine… cause shit I got a note. Soooo won’t be no look at me posts. But thank you God I can do it at a time when inflation bustin them pockets. But I’m finna whip this mf today though
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@carey_fortson
The Bad Guy
3 years
This weekend if you see me on some snaps or some shit. Actin out my body. It’s cause I’m blessed to make it to that dirty 30. Seemed far fetched 15 years ago
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@carey_fortson
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7 years
This That Life Big Baby
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2 years
That young thug shit sad. Do all that work to put yo people on…. Now you facing life. That’s wild
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3 years
My best coach I ever had always told me to pay attention to the details @UVACoachJustin
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8 months
I been real disciplined in all aspects of my life. And that feel good. If it’s not appreciated, that don’t mean stop doing right.
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@carey_fortson
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1 year
Lobo football program consistently signing D1s… I ain’t heard a peep…. Too much focus on negative in the world. That’s a….. PROGRAM!!!
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@carey_fortson
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2 years
Come on now! Why we complaining bout lil shit. Look at this motivation
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I WILL WALK AGAIN
2 years
I WALKED AGAIN WHILE PUSHING THE POLE 922 WALKING STEPS! BUT THIS TIME EVEN THOUGH I DON'T HAVE FULL USE OF MY HANDS I PROGRESSED PUSHING THIS POLE GAINING MORE STRENGTH IN MY SHOULDERS! THIS WAS ACTUALLY TOUGH FOR ME BUT IN MY MINDSET AT THE TIME. I TOLD MYSELF TO #FINDAWAY
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3 years
Got damn man. I hate when somebody I love in need and I can’t help like I want. That just mean I gotta get mo money. I’ll take all that pressure cause real black men built for it. We ignant sometimes but we gone take care of Our people.
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@carey_fortson
The Bad Guy
7 years
Seen @andydalton14 today while i was working. Very humble guy. Much respect to the man ✊🏽
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3 years
Everybody is replaceable. Including me. Stay humble.
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@carey_fortson
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3 years
My supervisor said she could get me in a position at H.R. Now I can try to get my people in the door. Everybody else do it. Why not us
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The Bad Guy
2 years
@Kobecallaci @JalenRose Nah that’s true. But I’m speaking on sumthin else. Without seeming like im hating on the other talent. Because they very good too, but I been watchin ESPN my whole life. By slots I don’t mean big events. Slots are what we looking at right now during the dry sports season
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2 years
Longview people being happy bout a McDonald’s being replaced with a McDonald’s is disturbing…. Just like everybody got excited bout a got damn paved parking lot at the lil league field. They are giving us crumbs man.
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@carey_fortson
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6 years
This That Life Big Baby
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3 years
I wanna get over but I love this lane I’m in. #TTLBB
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2 years
Old lady gave me 57 cents for helping her with her groceries. I told her ain’t no way I can take no money. She say “baybee get you one dem soda waters and go on now” lol she don’t even know. That vending machine gone laugh at my 57 cents but I preciate that lady. She made my day
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@carey_fortson
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3 years
I feel like having a Sunday full of mfn fun. Drank up!!! Smoke gawd
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4 months
Prica is a great mama. Makes life easy on me when I get off work. Teamwork make the dream work.
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@carey_fortson
The Bad Guy
3 years
Man where that funny ass show @BaronDavis used to do on YouTube. That was some good content
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@carey_fortson
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3 years
That swole jiggin mf must be stopped! He making us look bad. Dancing for them folks like that
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@carey_fortson
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1 year
Left my wallet at the crib. Used Apple Pay on the reader for the first time. That shit fya!!! Where tf I been at
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3 years
Something bout sweating don’t go with Christmas….
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@carey_fortson
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3 years
Ping Birthday dinner. All love #TTLBB
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10 months
It’s finna get darker
@KameronBennett
DJ Kam Bennett
10 months
This is scary… the shout outs are insane 😨
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1 year
Man if my dawg in new way start letting me sell plates out that mf on the weekend. Aw man we finna take off.
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2 years
When a black man has a woman that believes in him. Aye shit can go far. To the top wit it.
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The Bad Guy
3 years
My Nigga ping was smiling and laughing all night. And that’s what it’s about. We ain’t done out here. Just battling. Keep pushing. This That Life Big Baby.
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The Bad Guy
3 years
I’ll throw that mf up and wait a whole min for it to come down
@ComptonAzzQ
Qpacalypse Now
3 years
Like seriously. Lean With it era was different
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2 years
I love having bills sometimes. Cause when somebody start askin for shit I be like shit I got rent to pay too. Shoulda warmed up them leftovers and learn how to roll some regular size blunts. Y’all roll backwoods to look cool for females anyway
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@carey_fortson
The Bad Guy
3 years
R.I.P. D’mya… we lost a great but heaven gained one. Shit sad mane…
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5 months
@Deshawn_903 Maybe throw mccants ass in there too no diddy
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@carey_fortson
The Bad Guy
2 years
Program!!!!
@CoachWritt
Jon Writt, M.Ed.
2 years
Congrats to our boys 4x100 on qualifying for state! All football players too! #LoboSpeed #LoboUp
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3 years
Don’t come around me talking females you fucked in high school. Grow up. Them women married with kids now. Have a lil respect
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@carey_fortson
The Bad Guy
9 months
Every mf who ever doubted me. Imma make it hurt this go round. Pause if applicable
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@carey_fortson
The Bad Guy
1 year
Ain’t no mfn Monday blues. Let’s pay that rent and eat greedy the rest of the month. Us fellas. Y’all know Mother’s Day comin up. Be smart. Fuck them hoes take care of the real women round ya. TTLBB
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@carey_fortson
The Bad Guy
3 years
I lost my faith last year. Imma get that back this year. And by faith I mean in every matter or way possible. People, God, the world. But that was a bad mindset. I think I’m almost back now
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@carey_fortson
The Bad Guy
2 years
Back in that 700 credit club. Been a while.
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The Bad Guy
6 months
Man!!! What a time!!!
@MrProsserLISD
Mr. Prosser
6 months
🏆 With the entire community behind them (and much of Longview packed into Jerryworld), the 2018 Lobos stepped into Texas high school football history. Haynes King's state-record 423 passing yards and two TDs led the way, but it was Tyshawn Taylor's clutch fumble-strip that
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The Bad Guy
2 years
@ThaGod_Canon @CuffsTheLegend @andthaboyeclark Bryce nice. And he gone be the first in the NBA to be cookin boys with goggles since Horace Grant
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@carey_fortson
The Bad Guy
3 years
Say if you ain’t never heard @TrappermanDale before. You sleep!!! This man be killin beats
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@carey_fortson
The Bad Guy
3 years
Black Folks: “Hamburger meat” Everybody Else: “Ground Beef”
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The Bad Guy
2 years
Pressure!!! I love it. Come on wit it. A Nigga never folding. More obstacles in the marathon
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The Bad Guy
3 years
Talked to a therapist for the first time this morning... idk maaannee. That shit feel like I’m whining. I don’t need no sympathy. Idk if it’s for me
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@carey_fortson
The Bad Guy
3 years
I don’t wanna go back to the old me... I like who I am now. Imma love who I am one day
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6 months
@Deshawn_903 @SleazyLaFlare Man we shoulda hit that live pod in Dallas last week
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3 years
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2 years
Y’all can get on here and talk that shit all you want. But ain’t nothin sexier than a woman who handle her business and don’t ask for the applause. Just get it done. See a mf will help somebody who trying. That booty on ya. Ain’t trying. That’s just a Booty
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@carey_fortson
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2 years
Thank you God. I just preciate ya
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The Bad Guy
4 months
Nah Having Trent Williams on your o line gets you paid
@NFL
NFL
4 months
2,023 yards and 21 TDs from scrimmage will get you paid 💰🤝 Well deserved, @CMC_22 !
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The Bad Guy
2 years
My boy!!!!
@CulottaShow
The Jordy Culotta Show
2 years
This is exactly who you want out on the recruiting trail for the Tigers if you are an #LSU fan. The passion @JordanArcement has for this great football program, city, and state is UNMATCHED.
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The Bad Guy
2 years
On mmmmeeeee!!!!
@FreeSpiritTee
Tee.
2 years
I hate for people to only text me when they need something. Text me and make sure I’m alive and well sometimes too. Damn.
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6 months
Just ready for our baby to get here. That’s what I’m looking forward to. Everything else I’ll handle it.
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The Bad Guy
2 years
I can go without Facebook. I can’t go without twitter. You negroes funny. Got damn lol
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The Bad Guy
2 years
When I see people grieving it be hard for me to joke on that day. Even if I’m not close or familiar. I feel like it’s just respect to keep it light on days like this. Just my opinion. Not a fact
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The Bad Guy
3 years
Salesman of the year again for my territory. And once again I’m sad about it. Older I get, the more I wanna work for myself
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The Bad Guy
2 years
I need new music Friday to be Aite today. Got some driving to do
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@carey_fortson
The Bad Guy
2 years
@1alvo_lad When people were gettin suspended and fired for speaking on the same subjects that they do now freely.
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The Bad Guy
3 years
Why don’t nobody put mattresses by the crates??? Don’t they need a lil cushion for that fall?
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@carey_fortson
The Bad Guy
2 years
This generation of women brag about stuff that our mamas did for us without a peep. Maybe it’s cause they ain’t have social media but still it gets weird. You pay your bills. Great
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@carey_fortson
The Bad Guy
2 years
💪🏽💪🏽💪🏽💪🏽
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@carey_fortson
The Bad Guy
2 years
I want black women and black men to start gettin along better. They already tryna get us up outta here. Need a lil more unity. Shit weak to me. But go ahead. Y’all all hard and got it all together. Enjoy
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The Bad Guy
2 years
How bout that… still in my boy top 5. I ain’t mad at it. Go subscribe to @SpenceandCoPod
@SpenceandCoPod
Spence and Co. Podcast
2 years
Moving over from FB to Twitter just for me guy @carey_fortson ! Check out the Top 10 Receivers from Longview... feat the guy Juice himself at a strong 4th.
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The Bad Guy
2 years
Man whoever made these tea cakes for my mama. I know she got a gas stove, and some fake fruit in the center of the dining table. Them hoes bussin!!!
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@carey_fortson
The Bad Guy
8 months
Program!!!
@longviewgameday
Longview Gameday
8 months
AREA CHAMPS!!! The Lady Lobos get another crack at top 10 ranked McKinney North on Tuesday... but in the meantime lets celebrate how awesome this season has been. @ladylobo_bball
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@carey_fortson
The Bad Guy
1 year
I wanna buy a lie detector test and make a show called Cap. Where we go back in yo tweets and posts and then put it to the test. Lol now that’s entertainment
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The Bad Guy
2 years
If you are a black man please know. This world don’t have no sympathy for nothin you going through. Pick yo mfn head up and push through.
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The Bad Guy
3 years
Imma have the number 1 podcast, best restaurant in Texas, and my mama in a crib in the next ten years... if I’m here I’m making that shit happen. Fuck this working shit.
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@carey_fortson
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9 months
Fake Mfs at an all time high. Gotta be real cautious who you let around you.
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6 months
@Deshawn_903 Wit a dab of Melo
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The Bad Guy
1 year
If Paul George never broke his leg in that USA scrimmage. We might be talkin top 25 all time.
@BleacherReport
Bleacher Report
1 year
10 years ago today, PG threw down this VICIOUS poster on Birdman 😱🔨 (via @NBATV )
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@carey_fortson
The Bad Guy
2 years
Man this shit was hard on Ch.55 back in the day
@LegionHoops
Legion Hoops
2 years
BREAKING: Slamball is making an official return this July in Las Vegas, per @DougGreenberg . Regular season will be 6 weeks and 1 week of playoffs. 🔥
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@carey_fortson
The Bad Guy
1 year
I’m only here to inspire and be inspired. I ain’t bringin no other man, or woman down, to lift myself. The people can talk for you if yo name hold enough weight.
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@carey_fortson
The Bad Guy
2 years
I think I’m addicted to fried chicken. That’s gone cost me one day
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@carey_fortson
The Bad Guy
3 years
One day….
@stephlova__
her ✨
3 years
A vibe .
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@carey_fortson
The Bad Guy
2 years
@dctf Rockin L. Longview Lobos. Easy
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@carey_fortson
The Bad Guy
1 year
We all know bout 10 Ja Morants. And you know what I’m talkin bout. He gone grow out of it.
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@carey_fortson
The Bad Guy
2 years
I like people who don’t follow trends. Got they own lingo but it still flow . Wear different shit, but it ain’t tacky type Mfs. DAT RITE
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